ILuvSamiScott
In love with my hand.
A pretty 35-year-old brunette named TAMI, whose face might remind you of Sally Field or Mary Tyler Moore, finds out that her rich husband has been unfaithful. She's out for revenge.
Wearing sunglasses and no panties (hmmm, what kind of revenge does she want?), she goes revenge shopping, buying among other things a Mercedes Benz. A bald dude named Larry spots her in an outdoor restaurant. When she gets up to leave, he chases after her and tries to introduce himself. Tami seems not interested. Then Larry's friend Richie tries introducing himself and gets a much better result. Richie is very tall, muscled like a Baywatch lifeguard, very handsome and blond. As he shakes her hand, he says "You look so familiar, Tami, but I can't quite place you." But Larry is interested only in a pickup. She first denies being married, then reveals that her husband has been cheating and she craves revenge. Larry asks her if she's interested in a different kind of revenge, and she sounds curious. She agrees rather readily to the proposition and makes no bones about the camera (which Richie is holding) filming all this.
Richie says "If you took off your shades, maybe I'd recognize you." She complies, revealing a lovely face. Richie points and says "Mrs. Tott! You taught me in high school!" Tott taught him indeed. "I'm Richie Fischer!" She replies "Richie Fischer! Sounds so familiar! You must have changed! I'd recognize you had you been just as handsome then as you are now!" Richie thanks her, then turns dead serious. "But y'know, I think this is a mistake, Mrs. Tott. You've agreed to adultery, and it would be filmed! What if the film got into the wrong hands? What if your husband could prove that you cheated, but you couldn't prove that he cheated?"
Tami turns to Larry and says "No camera, then."
Richie continues "If you want to spend your husband's money, why not get a PI to try to prove that he's been cheating?" Larry doesn't like the turn this is taking. He sneers "I can't believe you're pulling this shit!" Richie continues "If you insist, take Larry's number. And I'll give you my card. But first, go home to your kids. Give them a hug. Ask yourself if this is worth the risk. Do you want a cheating husband to take your kids away from you?" Silence. "Here's my card. I'm a kick-boxing teacher. A beautiful woman should know how to defend herself. I'd love to see you in my gym. And when it's safe to play again, I'd love to play with you. I used to-" He stops himself. He walks up close to her and whispers in a sexy voice "I used to masturbate to you all the time in high school."
Flattered, Tami giggles. Then she asks "You mean inside the school?"
Richie smiles and says firmly "No!"
Larry says "Rich, go home. Tami and I will do this."
But Tami tells Larry "Sorry, Larry, I think he's right. It's not worth the risk." She turns to Richie and says "I'll be in touch. Might see you in your gym." Richie smiles as she drives away. But then, Larry tears into Richie, calling Richie the ultimate wuss. Their friendship is over. But Richie knows he did the right thing. Or did he?
That day, Richie is again masturbating to Mrs. Tott. He knows he could have had the real deal that afternoon, and he had turned it down. Sometimes doing the right thing really sucks.
But days later, Tami does show up in Richie's gym! Richie is so excited, but Tami insists on talking to him in private in his office. She says these lessons will be a means for her to keep in touch with him without leaving a trail of phone calls, texts or emails. It would be inappropriate to flirt or go for coffee, or even for him to act so excited to see her (as he just did). He agrees to her advice.
Tami gets a quick, but not painless, divorce. She is awarded joint custody of the kids and a considerable sum of money. The day the divorce becomes final, she celebrates with Richie--in his bedroom. She finds that he has a 7-inch dick, he fucks like a jackrabbit, and he is clearly in love with her. The pain of divorce is replaced by excitement about the future.
She soon reciprocates the love of this eye-pleasing man who had so wanted her body, but wasn't willing to take it if she could pay dearly afterwards.
They are animals in the bedroom for years.
They adopt a beautiful child from the Third World.
And Richie never cheats on Tami. And Tami never cheats on Richie.
Wearing sunglasses and no panties (hmmm, what kind of revenge does she want?), she goes revenge shopping, buying among other things a Mercedes Benz. A bald dude named Larry spots her in an outdoor restaurant. When she gets up to leave, he chases after her and tries to introduce himself. Tami seems not interested. Then Larry's friend Richie tries introducing himself and gets a much better result. Richie is very tall, muscled like a Baywatch lifeguard, very handsome and blond. As he shakes her hand, he says "You look so familiar, Tami, but I can't quite place you." But Larry is interested only in a pickup. She first denies being married, then reveals that her husband has been cheating and she craves revenge. Larry asks her if she's interested in a different kind of revenge, and she sounds curious. She agrees rather readily to the proposition and makes no bones about the camera (which Richie is holding) filming all this.
Richie says "If you took off your shades, maybe I'd recognize you." She complies, revealing a lovely face. Richie points and says "Mrs. Tott! You taught me in high school!" Tott taught him indeed. "I'm Richie Fischer!" She replies "Richie Fischer! Sounds so familiar! You must have changed! I'd recognize you had you been just as handsome then as you are now!" Richie thanks her, then turns dead serious. "But y'know, I think this is a mistake, Mrs. Tott. You've agreed to adultery, and it would be filmed! What if the film got into the wrong hands? What if your husband could prove that you cheated, but you couldn't prove that he cheated?"
Tami turns to Larry and says "No camera, then."
Richie continues "If you want to spend your husband's money, why not get a PI to try to prove that he's been cheating?" Larry doesn't like the turn this is taking. He sneers "I can't believe you're pulling this shit!" Richie continues "If you insist, take Larry's number. And I'll give you my card. But first, go home to your kids. Give them a hug. Ask yourself if this is worth the risk. Do you want a cheating husband to take your kids away from you?" Silence. "Here's my card. I'm a kick-boxing teacher. A beautiful woman should know how to defend herself. I'd love to see you in my gym. And when it's safe to play again, I'd love to play with you. I used to-" He stops himself. He walks up close to her and whispers in a sexy voice "I used to masturbate to you all the time in high school."
Flattered, Tami giggles. Then she asks "You mean inside the school?"
Richie smiles and says firmly "No!"
Larry says "Rich, go home. Tami and I will do this."
But Tami tells Larry "Sorry, Larry, I think he's right. It's not worth the risk." She turns to Richie and says "I'll be in touch. Might see you in your gym." Richie smiles as she drives away. But then, Larry tears into Richie, calling Richie the ultimate wuss. Their friendship is over. But Richie knows he did the right thing. Or did he?
That day, Richie is again masturbating to Mrs. Tott. He knows he could have had the real deal that afternoon, and he had turned it down. Sometimes doing the right thing really sucks.
But days later, Tami does show up in Richie's gym! Richie is so excited, but Tami insists on talking to him in private in his office. She says these lessons will be a means for her to keep in touch with him without leaving a trail of phone calls, texts or emails. It would be inappropriate to flirt or go for coffee, or even for him to act so excited to see her (as he just did). He agrees to her advice.
Tami gets a quick, but not painless, divorce. She is awarded joint custody of the kids and a considerable sum of money. The day the divorce becomes final, she celebrates with Richie--in his bedroom. She finds that he has a 7-inch dick, he fucks like a jackrabbit, and he is clearly in love with her. The pain of divorce is replaced by excitement about the future.
She soon reciprocates the love of this eye-pleasing man who had so wanted her body, but wasn't willing to take it if she could pay dearly afterwards.
They are animals in the bedroom for years.
They adopt a beautiful child from the Third World.
And Richie never cheats on Tami. And Tami never cheats on Richie.
