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    What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Help me. Help me. Oh please, help me. Christmas is right around the corner and my very Catholic wife's birthday is also in December. I need 2 good gift ideas. Help me be good for once.

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    A rope.
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonBolt View Post
    A rope.
    That's a little cheap.

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    A divorce.


    Reason #4684 why I'm not married.
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    a new car. hers is shitty and I refuse to let her drive mine. you know, cause ....

    this wasn't about a christmas present but I'm going to frame it as such cause I'm a bastard.
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    *uncontrollable sobbing*

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by animus fox View Post
    a new car. hers is shitty and I refuse to let her drive mine. you know, cause ....

    this wasn't about a christmas present but I'm going to frame it as such cause I'm a bastard.
    How are you doing with your shopping? Is your wife difficult to buy gifts for too? My wife just got a new SUV last year. She owns pretty much everything in the Apple Store too.

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    How are you doing with your shopping? Is your wife difficult to buy gifts for too? My wife just got a new SUV last year. She owns pretty much everything in the Apple Store too.
    she's not. We've agreed for awhile that we'd use what we'd spend on gifts to those in need including relatives in the Philippines. It's just me and her. Her dad is rich as fuck but she's' gone her own way.

    she knows what her greatest gift is.
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by animus fox View Post
    she's not. We've agreed for awhile that we'd use what we'd spend on gifts to those in need including relatives in the Philippines. It's just me and her. Her dad is rich as fuck but she's' gone her own way.

    she knows what her greatest gift is.
    We have those big white and red boxes that we stuff full of stuff and send there too.

    I'll figure something out. Things tend to turn out OK even though I'm a bundle of nerves beforehand.

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rey C. View Post
    A divorce.


    Reason #4684 why I'm not married.
    I agree 100% Sitting here thinking about it I can't name 1 married couple I know that is happy. Not one. They will be divorced soon. I don't see the point but some just need that paper reassurance that everything is gonna be wonderful lol. Naive suckers lol
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    She's flip, right?

    Here's what they like:

    Gold shoes
    Gold purses
    Knockoff GUCCI stuff
    Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
    Karaoke machines/accessories
    Rice cookers
    Spam
    Vienna Sausage
    50 pound sacks of questionable rice
    Potted meat
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    A buddy of mine had a Filipina girlfriend. I went with him over to her apartment, I never saw so many Buddha statues in my life.
    “(ps: @Adam why is there a quote from me in your sig and when did I say that)” freeones_regina

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Fuck, almost forgot ABBA. She can never have enough ABBA CDs.
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeOnes_Adam View Post
    She's flip, right?

    Here's what they like:

    Gold shoes
    Gold purses
    Knockoff GUCCI stuff
    Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
    Karaoke machines/accessories
    Rice cookers
    Sperm
    Vienna Sausage
    50 pound sacks of questionable rice
    Potted meat
    Ewww...
    “(ps: @Adam why is there a quote from me in your sig and when did I say that)” freeones_regina

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    double post

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeOnes_Adam View Post
    She's flip, right?

    Here's what they like:

    Gold shoes
    Gold purses
    Knockoff GUCCI stuff
    Tiny brooms made out of coarse straw for sweeping up rice off the carpet
    Karaoke machines/accessories
    Rice cookers
    Spam
    Vienna Sausage
    50 pound sacks of questionable rice
    Potted meat

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Davenport View Post
    Ewww...
    What? That's the good shit.

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    You know its true!
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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeOnes_Adam View Post
    You know its true!
    I agree. Stereotypes wouldn't exist unless they were true 75-80% of the time.

    I've really grown to like the little broom/dustpan combo. It's like having a broom and dust broom w/pan all in one. Great for sweeping up the kitty litter.










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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    Hahaha, those fucking brooms!
    "Well fuck! I wasn’t expecting this." -FreeOnes_Regina

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    “27 years of dedicated sweeping experience”
    “(ps: @Adam why is there a quote from me in your sig and when did I say that)” freeones_regina

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    Re: What Are You Buying Your Wife For Christmas?

    I ended up just fine with both a nice birthday and Christmas present. So appreciative and grateful for everyone’s help. You guys really went the extra mile on this one.

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