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    I dated a woman 6/2016 through 11/2016, and we broke up. I think around 3/2017 she called me and wanted to get together; she missed the sex. We were getting together at least two weekends a month. She had a heart attack in 2/2018, and her cardiologist doesn't want her to drive long distances. I'm 3.5 hours away.. We don't get together until 8/2018. She takes a bus and sees me 10/2018 and 11/2018. She has guys who routinely contact her looking for casual sex. She used to joke about it, and show me the messages. One guy she's mentioned casually this year, but that is it.

    I was busting a nut to Gwen Stark the other day, and realized I have the beginnings of a genital wart.. At 9:00 on the left side of the shaft. I've had them before - with a GF in college. Who DEFINITELY was sleeping around with other guys. Thing is: current FWB and ex-GF are both VERY wet. My FWB has squirted with me before, if she drinks a decent amount of water before we have sex. From what I remember, in November, there was a huge stain on the towel we put down ahead of time. My ex-GF actually was talking about getting warts "down there," with me once. The FWB I don't recall mentioning it. The last time my FWB visited, I had her twisted to her left on her back, and was having sex with her, with her legs to her side. This position had my shaft at 9:00 at the very bottom of her pussy. I'm thinking I contracted the wart at that time.

    Another concern: I'm skeptical she washes herself.. She usually brags about how quick she is in the shower. I think that it because all she does is wash her hair, and towel off. Last time she visited, she showered first. When I showered and grabbed the bar of soap, it was DRY.

    I've been up-front with my FWB and told her I'm dating other women. The dates are seldom: I think I've only had one second date, and the woman turned out to be a bigot. Being that I'm not a BF, I have not asked my FWB about if she's seen other guys. How would you handle the situation? I'm considering:

    1. Not seeing her again.
    2. Asking her if she's slept with other guys recently.
    3. Ask her if she's ever had issues with warts - in particular, recently.
    4. Ask her about her personal hygiene / how does she was herself.

    Let me know your thoughts. And/or, if you want to share any similar situations.

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    Re: FWBs and .. STDs / STIs

    TL/DR version: You've been having sex with a nasty whore who doesn't bathe and you got an STD from her. What should you do?

    Uh... well... don't sleep with nasty whores who don't bathe! Not that hard to figure out, dude. Not that hard to figure out.
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    I had the crabs once, does that count? My infestation was so bad I had the critters on me ass hairs too. Didn't want to spend $12 on the shampoo so I just shaved. Everything
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    Iíve had Hookers With Benefits(Lemon Drop being on Social Security) and still ainít caught nuthiní.

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    RJS: so .. you went to a salon, and got a Brazilian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pornfan99 View Post
    RJS: so .. you went to a salon, and got a Brazilian?
    I'd never put myself through the humiliation. "Excuse me mam, I need a complete body wax, I have crabs". Nope, I just used my beard trimmers and a Mach 3 razor. It took some time but the crotch critters didn't last long. Mission accomplished
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    When my pubic area looks like a rainforest and smells like the sewer I use Veet Hair Removal Cream. You might burn your bacon and blister for a few days but soon after you will experience a feeling of clean in your junk that you never have before. There are a few warnings and precautions but that's just lawyer stuff so you can disregard. Veet is available at all Walgreen's, CVS, Rite Aid, and Walmart.


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    Person: I did a thing I shouldnt have, and now I have problems. Wat do nao?
    You are burnt. Stop using your crotch until everything is back to normal.
    Details: Irrelevant. Stop fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    When my pubic area looks like a rainforest and smells like the sewer I use Veet Hair Removal Cream. You might burn your bacon and blister for a few days but soon after you will experience a feeling of clean in your junk that you never have before. There are a few warnings and precautions but that's just lawyer stuff so you can disregard. Veet is available at all Walgreen's, CVS, Rite Aid, and Walmart.

    God forbid I have another parasitic episode on my tackle but if I do, I'll keep that in mind. But I'ts a coin flip if I want razor burn or a chemical burn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJS13 View Post
    God forbid I have another parasitic episode on my tackle but if I do, I'll keep that in mind. But I'ts a coin flip if I want razor burn or a chemical burn.
    I'm no good with the clippers and razor as every time I try it looks like wet hamburger down there before I'm half done. I prefer the guacamole dip Veet leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I'm no good with the clippers and razor as every time I try it looks like wet hamburger down there before I'm half done. I prefer the guacamole dip Veet leaves.
    It does take practice especially in areas like the gooch that you can't see. And a mirror don't help because you need both hands. One hand for the shaver and the other to lift the gonads and spread the arse cheeks. I wouldn't wish crabs on anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJS13 View Post
    It does take practice especially in areas like the gooch that you can't see. And a mirror don't help because you need both hands. One hand for the shaver and the other to lift the gonads and spread the arse cheeks. I wouldn't wish crabs on anyone.
    How long does it take you to complete this hygienic ritual?

    You reminded me of times when I tried using a razor and a mirror. I put the top down on the toilet then lay the mirror flat on the seat. Then I waddle my fat ass toward the mirror and squat over it trying to give a few swipes with the razor. Glad the neighbors were never able to catch a peak through my window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    How long does it take you to complete this hygienic ritual?

    You reminded me of times when I tried using a razor and a mirror. I put the top down on the toilet then lay the mirror flat on the seat. Then I waddle my fat ass toward the mirror and squat over it trying to give a few swipes with the razor. Glad the neighbors were never able to catch a peak through my window.
    LMAO, Luckily I only had the parasite once and it was so long ago I can't really remember how long it took. It took longer than I wanted it to for sure. At least an hour and a half. I think I itched from the razor burn worse than the crabs. Since then I try to maintain a groomed look tho, not bald on tackle but damn near. I'll do a "once over" about once a month with a #1 gaurd on my shaver but that's it's. I hate shaving period, even my face.

    How do you know the neighbors aren't watching? Spy cams and drones are so small now you never know who watching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJS13 View Post
    How do you know the neighbors aren't watching? Spy cams and drones are so small now you never know who watching.
    My next door neighbor has a drone and I already informed him what would happen to his drone if he flew it too close to my windows.

    You'd have to be a real sickie to want to see me; a large, saggy, middle-aged man leaning over prone with one leg in the air reaching under and past my taint to shave my crusty calloused starfish. But if someone has thought of it no matter how disgusting it is you know there is a website dedicated exactly to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    My next door neighbor has a drone and I already informed him what would happen to his drone if he flew it too close to my windows.

    You'd have to be a real sickie to want to see me; a large, saggy, middle-aged man leaning over prone with one leg in the air reaching under and past my taint to shave my crusty calloused starfish. But if someone has thought of it no matter how disgusting it is you know there is a website dedicated exactly to that.
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