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    How to wipe the butt

    It is estimated that a third of people do not know how-or do not even try-to wipe their asses so the problem is serious.



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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Training video on wiping your butt as taught by the United States Marine Corps.


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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Move to a Muslim country like France and just use your left hand.
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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Training video on wiping your butt as taught by the United States Marine Corps.

    He should have washed a young man's ass not his head!
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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Do you remember Matt Damon's words of wisdom from Deadpool 2?

    It throws this question on it's head (literally)

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by tvstrip View Post
    Do you remember Matt Damon's words of wisdom from Deadpool 2?

    It throws this question on it's head (literally)




    Is he one of those who can not wipe the ass?



    (Matt Damons)
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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by assari View Post
    Is he one of those who can not wipe the ass?



    (Matt Damons)
    He is an ass wipe.
    "Don't tell me what I can't do!" -- John Locke

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Rey C. View Post
    He is an ass wipe.

    *lol*
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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Try wiping your ass at a Golden Corral.

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Guys, guys.

    Listen to the man. I mean: His name IS ass-Ari, the Master of Ass

    I salute you, and long shall You wipe!

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Davenport View Post
    Try wiping your ass at a Golden Corral.

    The Golden Corral customer faces this kind of bathroom.



    Not bad if the floor is not full of crap!


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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Supafly View Post
    Guys, guys.

    Listen to the man. I mean: His name IS ass-Ari, the Master of Ass

    I salute you, and long shall You wipe!
    Yes, and someone here said that I am "ass-air".





    Loosely translation:

    ass-air : Donkey air


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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Really, no one remembers his debate about toilet paper being a scam? I thought that was a highlight of the movie LOL

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by tvstrip View Post
    Really, no one remembers his debate about toilet paper being a scam? I thought that was a highlight of the movie LOL

    I found this.



    But no one wipes ass in this scene.

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Shove pill up arse. Wait.
    Pull out completely soiled turd rag.
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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Don't eat for a day and just drink two bottles of Magnesium Citrate. One at 11:30 am; and the other at 5:30 pm.

    [Then stay hydrated the rest of the time: Gatorade, apple juice, clear broth, tea, lemon jello, etc.]

    You won't be wiping much!

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by assari View Post
    I found this.
    But no one wipes ass in this scene.
    Yup, that's the one!

    It might not have an ass wipe but it calls into question the futility of the practice.
    If you got shit on any other part of your body you wouldn't be happy just wiping it off with a dry piece of paper.

    This is a perfect argument for the world to adopt those fancy Japanese washlets that powerwash your sphincter.

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Classic bit somewhat related to the topic.


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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Classic bit somewhat related to the topic.

    Rule #2: Wash your hands.

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Torre82min View Post
    Rule #2: Wash your hands.
    Rule #3: Make sure to keep the paper towel that you dried your hands off with handy so you can also use it to open the door on the way out of the restroom.

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Rule #3: Make sure to keep the paper towel that you dried your hands off with handy so you can also use it to open the door on the way out of the restroom.
    Well said. I actually keep mine for later. The trashcan in any given restroom is usually full, so.. one reuse for me, less cleanup for 'Jerry from the bussing staff'

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    Re: How to wipe the butt

    The only proper way is with water a shower gel

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