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    What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    As spiderman once said, "With great power comes great responsibility," or maybe that was his uncle, regardless, what would you do with that power if you were gifted with it? Would you simply just fulfill your carnal desires? There's nothing wrong with that, but that would be so much wasted potential IMO. Would you use it to help people? Speaking of superheroes, would you use it to right injustices, as a sort of veiny vigilante? Or would you use it for nefarious ends like to spearhead an invasion of a small Balkan country? (Montenegro, I'm looking at you).


    This may be naive and pie-in-the-sky, but I would use it to promote world peace. I would use it to speak in front of the UN General Assembly so they could all see that their international squabbles are really small by comparison. Then maybe have it caricatured as the upcoming Winter Olympics mascot to be a global goodwill ambassador the world can rally around.

    Think big. Leave your mark. Mushroom stamp the world.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I'd wish it was 6 inches shorter.
    Women just aren't designed to comfortably accommodate anacondas.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by pool_hustler View Post
    Women just aren't designed to comfortably accommodate anacondas.
    yeah, tell me about it.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    i'd do porn obviously
    My anaconda don't want none,unless you've got buns, hun

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    This would be my reaction.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would google "How to reduce my penis"".
    13 is way too big, you're gonna rip off any girl's vagina with a 13 inch monster. And anal is not even an option

    Also, any girl would tell you that thickness is more important than size
    A 6 inches long and 5 inches circumference penis would please girls much more than a 13 inch long and 3 inch circumference one would

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would wear the tight pants Tom Jones used to wear, and become a star. You know, I can sing and dance, too. Ladies love to see goodies in a nice tight package

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Feel woefully inadequate.
    Got you all in check

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Go to Costco on Sunday, speak to the Manager and tell him I want to buy all of the Condoms they have in stock. The next Sunday I would do the same. The next Sunday I would do the same. The next Sunday...............You get the point.

    While my dick would be too big for most women - no argument there - there are others who would see it and their eyes would get as big as my dick and they would get soaking wet just looking at it and want to get it inside them. I might not be able to have a long-term meaningful relationship but knowing I would get more ass than a toilet seat - I would be able to live with that. The thought that instead of having to empty my bank account for an hour or so with someone like Kayden Kross or Krystal Boyd or Jenni Lee or Alexa Grace http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Alexa_Grace/ I would get to do so free or even get paid for it - that is very nice

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would murder Lemon Drop’s pussy. She would be the one giving me the glorious 5 20s now.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would use for good, and beat wrong doers into submission with it.
    "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that, it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWhiteDevil View Post
    I would use for good, and beat wrong doers into submission with it.
    that's what I'm talking about.

    by day, I would use it to help old ladies carry their groceries to their car. by night, it would be the scourge of the criminal underworld.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    buy bigger underwear

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by strict machine View Post
    that's what I'm talking about.

    by day, I would use it to help old ladies carry their groceries to their car. by night, it would be the scourge of the criminal underworld.
    Then when I was done, I would fuck Trixie, and Chim Chim.
    "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that, it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by strict machine View Post
    yeah, tell me about it.
    Touche'. That comment obviously wasn't for you, since you know all about that

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Countach View Post
    Feel woefully inadequate.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheWhiteDevil View Post
    I would use for good, and beat wrong doers into submission with it.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would give 13 women each an inch to do with what they will.
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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I would be crying that I lost my pussy. After that I dunno what I would do, I haven't thought that far ahead. lol

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cutie View Post
    I would be crying that I lost my pussy. After that I dunno what I would do, I haven't thought that far ahead. lol
    You have a pussy? <tips fedora> m'lady. For the purposes of this hypothetical, you could be a hermaphro.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Cutie/Boothbabe Boothbabe/Cutie

    Just sayin’

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Scare the cat with it.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    I don't know who boothbabe is.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    for the record, I can't grow a proper beard let alone a neckbeard, I don't own a fedora, I don't drink mountain dew nor eat doritos and I have never studied the blade and have never referred to a woman in real life as m'lady.

    just so that's clear.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cutie View Post
    I don't know who boothbabe is.
    this chick who wore jewel butt plugs.

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by strict machine View Post
    this chick who wore jewel butt plugs.
    I'd like to see that.. lol

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    Re: What would you do if you had a 13-inch dick?

    Quote Originally Posted by strict machine View Post
    for the record, I can't grow a proper beard let alone a neckbeard, I don't own a fedora, I don't drink mountain dew nor eat doritos and I have never studied the blade and have never referred to a woman in real life as m'lady.

    just so that's clear.
    This made me laugh.

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