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    Q: What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

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    Q: Whatís the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

    A: Oneís a Goodyear. The otherís a great fuckin' year.
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    ďWE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like youíve never fucked someone before.Ē
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    "Letís fuck again. I want fuckin' more."

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    Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?

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    Fuck me on the floor right now, Mister!!!
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    Where did I put the goddamn fuck rubbers?
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    What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

    One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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    Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?

    NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
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    I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
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    My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
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    "I want to feel you shoot your load in my cunt."
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    Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind, Oh fuck!! Who am I kidding? Fuck the hell out of me baby!!!
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    If you keep looking at me that way, Iím not responsible for what happens to your motherfuckin' cock.
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    I want you all the way inside me, give me all of you. Your cock is so fuckin' big.
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    The misadventures of Sydney Doublejay




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    I found the goddamn fuck rubbers, and I'm ready and waiting for you!!!
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    Re: Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

    I'm back!...for now. Since there's no longer a certain website to post kinky captions with pics I'd thought I see if anyone was still interested here.


    Alright, are you ready to do this?



    Yeah, let's go bitch. (smooch)



    Mmm, your tongue feels so good on my juicy asshole. You dirty boy.



    Mmm shit, lick that cunt!...and...oh...hi hunny.....umm...remember that fantasy you always wanted? Well I found some stranger to go through with it.



    Yeah? Alright babe you got it. You want me to suck his cock like this?



    (thucka thucka thucka thucka thucka...gulp gulp...slurrrp thucka thucka) Oh baby, give me that cock!



    Oh shit! He's got a big dick hunny.....damn...ungh, yeah fuck that ass raw with no lube like a whore! (clack clack clack clack clack)



    You like what you see babe? ungh...oh god...fuck it! Fuck me hard! (clack clack clack clack clack)



    You like that baby? You like watching my big booty bounce up and down as this guy's big cock fucks my tight latina asshole? Huh? Yeah? Mmm...I know you would. I was saving my anal virginity for you but this guy just took it.....mmmm...fuck.



    God! I feel like such a slut right now! C'mon, pound that asshole! Pound it!



    Oh my god baby, this guy is a beast...mmm...shit! Don't stop, please don't stop fucking that tight asshole.



    Shit baby...I think he is about to cum! I know this wasn't the plan but I want him cum inside me so bad. Oh my god this so hot. C'mon you dirty boy...give it to me...give it to me now as my kinky husband watches and can't do anything about it. Shoot your warm load deep inside my virgin asshole! C'mon, do it. Give it to me NOW!.....Ahhhh shit, fuck! He's cumming baby! (splodge splodge splodge...splodge.....splodge.....drip drip) Holy cow, that was amazing hunny. Did you like that? You must have as your cock is rock hard...wanna give me sloppy seconds?

    Signature??? Too lazy to......uh....um....think of one I guess. Yep.

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    I wish top shelf mags in the UK could be full on hardcore, so I have created what they really should look ike







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    There you go babe, keep fucking that pussy...keep fucking that pussy. C'mon...you can do it. Cum inside her luscious 18 yr old pussy and knock her the fuck up. Her BF doesn't want one but she wants a baby really bad.....c'mon...just like that...you can do it. She will take care of the baby and say it's her boyfriend's from an accident, don't worry about it. C'mon, quit holding out, give into the pleasure and release that hot jizz.

    (Moves her friend's hips up and down harder on your cock to make you cum faster)

    Oh shit, I can see your cock twitching. Here it comes!

    (Splodge splodge splodge)

    Fuck yeah! Cum in that pussy! Don't pull out until you give her every last drop.

    (Splodge.....splodge)

    Doesn't that feel good Krystal?

    (Slowly takes cock out, some cum oozes out of her pussy and drips on the bedsheets...drip drip drip)

    It sure does, thank you Steve. Love you

    And I love you to hunny. Thank you for helping her out. (smooch)



    9 months later you and your GF get in a big fight about how you fucked her best friend Krystal that night when you really shouldn't have and now she has your baby. You two end up breaking up.

    At the same time Krystal and her BF also break up as he knows it's not his baby. You and Krystal start talking to each other about how things are going with her life now being a single mommy. You both talk about what happen that night and have no regrets.

    You two connect so well that you eventually start dating each other. So much so that it continues for years along with having great sex several nights a week. Eventually you two decide to get married and are now a happy family with a little girl and another baby on the way.

    What was once a one night kinky sexual experience has lead you to your wife.
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    Oh baby...you don't care when or where we do it, you just wanna keep fucking this hairy pussy all day long on my parents kitchen table don't you? They will be home any second now but you still don't care because you can't get enough of these luscious lips...Mmm...fuck babe, I think we should go all the way this time. Do it. Shoot that warm load past these lips and into my womb...I love you so much.


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