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HERO2
2005-06-06, 00:59
in this thread u place the most charismatic, funny, and/or thought provoking things that other members have said here on the board, like this:


saint said:
"I swear, the women in my family may be beautiful outside of the home to other men, but, to me? All I see when I look at them is the same girls who ate dirt and made jewelry out of worms when they were little. They're gross to me no matter what is sad about them."

superfly2
2005-06-06, 01:11
"Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" - keysersoze16
Said in reference to a model, made me laugh.

mikey5ni
2005-06-06, 17:38
"Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" - keysersoze16
Said in reference to a model, made me laugh.


Heard a variation on that one - "Face like a bulldog lickin' piss off a nettle." Made me laugh, as did the one you mentioned above. :thumbsup:

Anonymous2
2005-06-06, 17:49
A little on the rude side, but it made me laugh:

Go find yourself a homely, out of shape, shy, socially underdeveloped virgin like yourself and be nice to her.
Peter Gazinya (sp?)

mikey5ni
2005-06-06, 17:49
"Masturbar this perfect one, the amount of times depends on the taste of each one.
It advanced with the masturbation !!!." - Taglart

Deep, or what!!!? :D

Jacksson_77
2005-06-06, 18:18
Not a member quote, but a thread title:
"The spell of sperm??? (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=26570)"
You have to read the answers... :rofl2:

:hatsoff: Jackson

Anonymous2
2005-06-07, 15:11
I like this thread idea. I'm actually reading everything from a new angle trying to find new stuff to post here. In the meantime, how about a little game?

Guess who wrote these comments. It's very easy. Don't cheat ;)

1. It ain't funny or humorous, you dumb fucking, uneducated, bigoted piece of shit.

2. I Want you & everyone to see it

3. oki thx but u geting posts but not a meaning of the word

superfly2
2005-06-07, 15:17
I like this thread idea. I'm actually reading everything from a new angle trying to find new stuff to post here. In the meantime, how about a little game?

Guess who wrote these comments. It's very easy. Don't cheat ;)

1. It ain't funny or humorous, you dumb fucking, uneducated, bigoted piece of shit.

2. I Want you & everyone to see it

3. oki thx but u geting posts but not a meaning of the word

1- Phil77?
2- Mandy4ever
3- kenpo! (I'll know that one anywhere)

I like this game. I'll see if I can find something...

Anonymous2
2005-06-07, 15:23
Told you it was easy ;) You're on the right track for the first one, too.


EDIT: I'll start a new thread for this in Games and Stuff, since I like the original thread idea and don't want to change it.

Anonymous2
2005-06-09, 11:49
A classic from back in the days:


whoa.... you have seriously lost it FB...
bigdan1110 in response to Famousbabes' posting about 100 replies to the Random Statement Thread within one hour

Anonymous2
2005-06-12, 09:36
A chat room here would surely be something of a sausage-fest
Roccstar in the "how many of u want cyber sex room" thread

HERO2
2005-06-23, 00:57
juballs said: i prefer to be bigger then the chick...ratio of like 2/3

Anonymous2
2005-06-23, 16:15
Please don't encourage them. I mean it. Here we have the Freeones king of one word/smilie/3 word posts carrying on a private conversation with an absolute waste of board space poster...
BNF in one of the Kenpo & Friends conversation threads

MoonEye
2005-06-23, 16:49
I just found this in one of Kenpo's threads:

x4g63x's in response to Kenpo's observation on how "sex is the best thing who was discoverd ":

1) Sex is not a "who"
2) It was not a discovery
3) Your an idiot

And you, Vegas Yankee, in reaction to Kenpo's 'sad' announcment of "i have to format my computor and install everything hope iŽll see u soon
so long for now":

:wave2:
:glugglug:
:crowdgrin
:partysml:

I laughed for 10 straight minutes

member2686
2005-06-23, 17:30
From FreeOnes himself: "georges you are a fucking moron!!" :eek: :D Don't worry. They sorted it out and all's well that ends well...

From here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=6188&highlight=georges+picture

:georges:

juballs
2005-06-23, 18:40
juballs said: i prefer to be bigger then the chick...ratio of like 2/3
dosent that make sense lol? so she is like 140 and i am 210... that works.. wait thats a bit big...she is 110 and i am 170ish, w/e my wife and i are close to this i am like 190 and she is i dunno, impolite to ask lol

member2686
2005-06-24, 01:57
That'd make your wife about 127 pounds, juballs. Nice!


dosent that make sense lol? so she is like 140 and i am 210... that works.. wait thats a bit big...she is 110 and i am 170ish, w/e my wife and i are close to this i am like 190 and she is i dunno, impolite to ask lol

HERO2
2005-06-24, 17:00
hedgehog, on "shaving"....

My personal belief is to trim the hedges, don't scorch the earth

McRocket
2005-07-01, 18:32
That'd make your wife about 127 pounds, juballs. Nice!


Nice...unless she is 5' even and small boned...then not so nice. Not awful; just not so nice.

But my guess is Juballs lady is quite fit. I'm not asking, just guessing.

bigdk14
2005-07-06, 11:24
Can't remember who said it. But " She sure has a lot of junk in the trunk" In reference to a fat birds arse lol.

juballs
2005-07-06, 15:43
Nice...unless she is 5' even and small boned...then not so nice. Not awful; just not so nice.

But my guess is Juballs lady is quite fit. I'm not asking, just guessing.
haave a look there is a pic of her somewhere on this board from like 3 years ago.

not the post the pic is three years old..it is in the spouse pictures thread

georges
2005-07-08, 06:41
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=40117&page=3&pp=25&highlight=nightfly

nightfly in that thread, who striked here when one was strongly opposed to its beliefs or don't think like him. Opinions are variable some are more extreme than others but respect the opinion for what it is even if you severely dislike it just use selective reading if you are so oversensitive and such a softie guy. We all have our opinions and our beliefs and like I said you can't agree with everyone.

juballs
2005-07-08, 16:32
wow, georges this thread was meant to bring out cool quotes, as in something funny that a member said. not a serious convo that was between two people that followed with an argument. wrong place to bring this up

McRocket
2005-07-12, 01:50
haave a look there is a pic of her somewhere on this board from like 3 years ago.

not the post the pic is three years old..it is in the spouse pictures thread


I finally found her. Holy Shit Juballs. She's gorgeous - by normal people standards. And by pornstar standards she is great looking (from what the pic shows). Better then most porn actresses for sure. And at least some porn stars (based on the pic). At least to me.
I am not sure I would be on here as often as you if I were married to someone that looked like that. But then if she is that great looking and you ain't rich then you must be great looking too (for a guy - and your pic bears that out); so you are used to dating that type of woman (looks wise).
In other words. You are used to bedding down with 8 or 9's out of ten - looks wise. Most of us are not.

Very impressive.

Bastard. :)

Juballs should be banned. He doesn't need Freeones NEAR as much as the rest of us slobs do.

(kidding)

That's my quote...my own.

Juballs should be banned..............us slobs do.

juballs
2005-07-12, 15:38
I finally found her. Holy Shit Juballs. She's gorgeous - by normal people standards. And by pornstar standards she is great looking (from what the pic shows). Better then most porn actresses for sure. And at least some porn stars (based on the pic). At least to me.
I am not sure I would be on here as often as you if I were married to someone that looked like that. But then if she is that great looking and you ain't rich then you must be great looking too (for a guy - and your pic bears that out); so you are used to dating that type of woman (looks wise).
In other words. You are used to bedding down with 8 or 9's out of ten - looks wise. Most of us are not.

Very impressive.

Bastard. :)

Juballs should be banned. He doesn't need Freeones NEAR as much as the rest of us slobs do.

(kidding)

That's my quote...my own.

Juballs should be banned..............us slobs do.
HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard when i read that.. thanks alot for the compliments man, i think we just connect perfectly, sure looks are part of the relationship but the first thing that connected us was our friendship all through high school

HERO2
2005-07-13, 05:52
the secret to juballs' mojo is the blue tattoo on his forehead. i'm following suit and having a red HERO2 tattooed on my noggin as well...

babes look out here I come!

juballs
2005-07-13, 15:39
the secret to juballs' mojo is the blue tattoo on his forehead. i'm following suit and having a red HERO2 tattooed on my noggin as well...

babes look out here I come!
hahaha, imagine that, i would love to get my user name tatooed on my forehead, not permenantly but for a while just to see reactions

jod0565
2005-07-13, 20:05
That's a user name? I thought it was your real first name.

Juballs Arlow

juballs
2005-07-14, 15:28
hahaha nope... my real first name is Jason..orry to dissapoint