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Rush
2003-08-06, 17:01
Got this from GFY Webmaster Board.

CYBERSEX GONE WRONG (http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml)

Sutty
2003-08-06, 17:15
That is piss funny :D

xxx182
2003-08-07, 01:15
That was the funniest thing I've ever read! :nanner:

bibo
2003-08-07, 01:42
yeah... Ive seen this one already and it took me a full day to recover from laughing.

Reverend Ebb
2003-08-07, 04:53
Funny, funny stuff, my good man.

Famousbabes
2003-08-07, 10:12
WOOT. :D

Atarius
2003-08-10, 07:17
this has to be one of the best parts....


bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!


:bowdown:

Esoteric
2003-08-17, 01:33
I've read all those before, but still, they are fucking hilarious!

Slackercrumbs
2003-08-17, 02:40
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

that's awesome!

so freaking funny

Slackercrumbs
2003-08-17, 02:42
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

holy shit!

AngelOfDeath
2005-11-27, 16:33
Poo nuggets hanging from ass hair!
:rofl:

Slam
2005-11-27, 16:47
Haha the classics.

juballs
2005-11-27, 17:20
oh god.... the legend of bloodninja makes a re-appearance. funny stuff still!

SeraphiM
2005-11-27, 17:30
Great stuff, I've read it a 100 times, but still manage to break a smile :D

member20672
2005-11-27, 17:33
LMFAO...always makes me laugh:rofl:

os12tr
2005-11-27, 18:03
That was good. I can't stop laughing, yet somewhere in the back of my mind I feel bad for the other users.

badboyt4l
2005-11-27, 23:52
lol those are good i have seen them before......just makes me love messing with people online that much more

hhhaaarrrddd!!!
2005-11-28, 21:38
that pirate one is so fucking funny, and the second wizard one, hah

RogueWolf
2005-11-28, 22:57
Oh my gosh...I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!!!
:rofl2:

Scree
2005-11-29, 00:50
I must have laughed for a half an hour. I don't know why but it's just so damn funny to me. Thanks a lot I really needed that. rep for you:thumbsup:

space indian
2005-11-29, 05:07
Funny stuff. Wouldn't be one of his victims !!

Magnet
2005-11-29, 23:15
Harrrrrrrr!!!

sletteer
2005-12-07, 22:30
Those are a riot!!! I saw some of them a couple years ago. The sight had all kinds of pics and jokes and stuff as well as cyber things like these. I think blood ninja sounds familiar. Anyone know what sight I'm referring to?

sletteer
2005-12-07, 22:31
Does anyone know what sight blood ninja posts these at? I saw it a couple years ago but can't remember.

sletteer
2005-12-07, 22:45
I just searched about 20 pages in google and all the results seem to be copied from somewhere but none from the original site. More info on the site.... There were several other people who posted similar cyber and chat discussions. One very funny one involved a guy trying to involve his retarded brother in the cyber. Someone has got to know what site I am talking about!