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Fuck the rest, Freeones is the best!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: your ignore list
Posts: 6,398
Rep Power: 186989
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Sex Position Fail
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"One and Only Big Daddy"
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Memphis,TN
Age: 28
Posts: 11,429
Rep Power: 113457
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Re: Sex Position Fail
He better eat his way out
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Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Dark Side Of The Moon
Posts: 7,312
Rep Power: 138278
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Re: Sex Position Fail
Please mommy help me get this big bad mamma off of me.
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Real men wear condoms!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Heart of America
Age: 19
Posts: 878
Rep Power: 9332
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Re: Sex Position Fail
Between a rock and a hard place?
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I don't think the G-spot exists!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: L.A.
Posts: 1,804
Rep Power: 44737
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Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How in the hell did you hack into my computer to ge that pic of me and my girlfriend making love??????????????? |
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Freeones T-shirt Winner
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: SW Florida
Posts: 5,489
Rep Power: 109614
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Re: Sex Position Fail
those aren't panties she is wearing, it is flour
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Studies Gynaecology.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Back at college looking at perfect specimens.
Age: 32
Posts: 12,864
Rep Power: 83286
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Re: Sex Position Fail
A good way to commit suicide without making it so
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Hardcore Junkie
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Re: Sex Position Fail
lol thats awesome
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Assclown Comedian
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 16,735
Rep Power: 177532
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Re: Sex Position Fail
Mom! Can .... can you get off me now .... please?
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Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Oswego
Age: 24
Posts: 338
Rep Power: 1926
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Re: Sex Position Fail
my stomach hurts...you made love to my belly button...
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Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 2,249
Rep Power: 5161
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Re: Sex Position Fail
oh fuk
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Why was my picture deleted?
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 39
Rep Power: 0
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Re: Sex Position Fail
LOL, thats gonna leave a mark
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Penis enlargement pills made my dick grow a full 6 inches!
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That brings back memories
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Freeones T-shirt Winner
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Watching Sheena Island burn to ashes from a jet window
Posts: 5,135
Rep Power: 116404
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Re: Sex Position Fail
Good thing her cellulite is so abnormal it actually has pockets of oxygen for him to survive. When she moves her arm she sweats so much he is able to sustain himself liquid wise until she rolls over next season. Poor man. He never saw it coming!
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Spank me, I'm a newbie.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Age: 25
Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0
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Eww it's like crush crush porn, but worst.
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Addicted
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 114
Rep Power: 97
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and dat is how a child is born....
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Less than 2,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The armpit of Ohio
Posts: 3,036
Rep Power: 100670
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"We gotta do it again?"
"What? Why!!??!!" "I didn't cum." "How the fuck did you not cum? I fucked you for three hours! You rode me for two of those hours! How the fuck did you not cum??!!??" "You put it in my belly button fold, not my pussy fold. I'm still horny." "OK. Let me get couple more boxes of Viagra..." |
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I just got 500 My Freeones points!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Stavanger
Age: 24
Posts: 103
Rep Power: 962
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Re: Sex Position Fail
When I die, it is -not- going to be that way.
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Help! I don't know how to use the Search Function!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 4
Rep Power: 0
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Re: Sex Position Fail
Someone has to make the sacrifice how else is she going to get laid
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