Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car

mrtrebus · 2009-11-08, 16:37

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...4&in_page_id=2

BlueBalls · 2009-11-08, 16:41

PlasmaTwa2 · 2009-11-08, 19:15

Hey, that's not Jesus! That's Rob Zombie!

Doc Scurlock · 2009-11-08, 19:48

Why is it that stuff like Jesus and Mary appear only on the dumbest things. You'd think since they're cool with God and all that they'd be able to muster up something a lot more spectacular then some guy's car window or a grilled cheese sandwich.

YMIHERE · 2009-11-08, 20:04

Jesus toast and Allah meat: a rundown of "godly" food sightings.

http://astrology.yahoo.com/channel/f...htings-215779/

mrtrebus · 2009-11-08, 20:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Scurlock

Why is it that stuff like Jesus and Mary appear only on the dumbest things. You'd think since they're cool with God and all that they'd be able to muster up something a lot more spectacular then some guy's car window or a grilled cheese sandwich.

A grilled cheese sandwich is NOT dumb. After all, didn't our lord say "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

BlueBalls · 2009-11-08, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrtrebus

A grilled cheese sandwich is NOT dumb. After all, didn't our lord say "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

feller469 · 2009-11-08, 20:12

Does this happen in NYC, but people are too busy to notice? It always seems to happen to some guy living in or near a trailer park featured on "Cops"

~~whimsy~~ · 2009-11-08, 22:42

Mary is dead.

Christ is risen and at the right hand side of God. Christ has much better things to do than come down and graffiti his face on someone's car window! Or show himself in some water mold damage. Or a damn potato chip. Or pancake. Whatever the heck someone says it is by some Rorschach image!

Jeez!

JordanRules · 2009-11-08, 22:53

If the face of Jesus appears on my pepperoni pizza, do I still eat it?

I'm going to chance it and say yes.

~~whimsy~~ · 2009-11-08, 22:57

Yes. You eat it.

Doc Scurlock · 2009-11-08, 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by JordanRules

If the face of Jesus appears on my pepperoni pizza, do I still eat it?

I'm going to chance it and say yes.

According to the bible you eat his body anytime you eat bread, thus you are a cannibal, so would eating a pizza with his face be any different?

PlasmaTwa2 · 2009-11-09, 02:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Scurlock

According to the bible you eat his body anytime you eat bread, thus you are a cannibal, so would eating a pizza with his face be any different?

If you eat Jesus' face, that includes his mouth. So does that mean you are kissing Jesus?

StanScratch · 2009-11-09, 06:57

I have quite a few images of Jesus on some pieces of cardboard, as well as his brothers Matty and Felipe. In fact, all three played together in the outfield on September 10, 1962, when they were all retired in order. While Jesus had a lot of potential, he failed to live up to it. His brother Felipe, however, did gain some notice recently as a manager for the Montreal Expos and San Fransisco Giants.

tunsty · 2009-11-09, 07:26

You're not gonna believe this guys and gals, but I had the same thing happen to my window this morning..

It's UNCANNY...

wigster · 2009-11-09, 10:14

Good for him

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YMIHERE The best things in life are Free! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Philly Posts: 2,626 Rep Power: 40553	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car Jesus toast and Allah meat: a rundown of "godly" food sightings. http://astrology.yahoo.com/channel/f...htings-215779/

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feller469 Freeones T-shirt Winner Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 5,492 Rep Power: 109614	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car Does this happen in NYC, but people are too busy to notice? It always seems to happen to some guy living in or near a trailer park featured on "Cops"

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~~whimsy~~ Freeones T-shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Watching Sheena Island burn to ashes from a jet window Posts: 5,151 Rep Power: 117483	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car Mary is dead. Christ is risen and at the right hand side of God. Christ has much better things to do than come down and graffiti his face on someone's car window! Or show himself in some water mold damage. Or a damn potato chip. Or pancake. Whatever the heck someone says it is by some Rorschach image! Jeez! __________________ I love you, ONO/ I need you, CHA CHA-- Stereo Total ~~Mr. Bubbles??? Wake up Mr. Bubbles!!!~~ Claire Redfield sure did win. Kimmy will be back later on in life

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JordanRules Can I borrow your virginity? Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Behind Kacey Jordan Age: 38 Posts: 1,376 Rep Power: 30765	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car If the face of Jesus appears on my pepperoni pizza, do I still eat it? I'm going to chance it and say yes.

2009-11-08, 22:57	#11
~~whimsy~~ Freeones T-shirt Winner Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Watching Sheena Island burn to ashes from a jet window Posts: 5,151 Rep Power: 117483	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car Yes. You eat it. __________________ I love you, ONO/ I need you, CHA CHA-- Stereo Total ~~Mr. Bubbles??? Wake up Mr. Bubbles!!!~~ Claire Redfield sure did win. Kimmy will be back later on in life

2009-11-09, 06:57	#14
StanScratch Less than 2,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The armpit of Ohio Posts: 3,039 Rep Power: 100670	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car I have quite a few images of Jesus on some pieces of cardboard, as well as his brothers Matty and Felipe. In fact, all three played together in the outfield on September 10, 1962, when they were all retired in order. While Jesus had a lot of potential, he failed to live up to it. His brother Felipe, however, did gain some notice recently as a manager for the Montreal Expos and San Fransisco Giants.

2009-11-09, 07:26	#15
tunsty Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Living on a small, utterly insignificant planet, orbiting a small sun, in an uncharted, unfashionable spiral arm of the Galaxy.. Age: 40 Posts: 7,305 Rep Power: 24859	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car You're not gonna believe this guys and gals, but I had the same thing happen to my window this morning.. It's UNCANNY...

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wigster Cums here often! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: in a house on earth Age: 29 Posts: 2,415 Rep Power: 6215	Re: Jesus image appears daily on Tennesse man's car Good for him

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