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    Charging Petra 19 cents because fuck you. FreeOnes_Adam's Avatar
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    FreeOnes is going down on you.


    That's right, we suck. But I always considered it in a good way. Oh baby! Yes, bad blowjob puns. Sue me.

    Anyway, on a serious note, we have some planed maintenance to happen May 4th, about 1am - 4am EST time. The site may be unavailable for you during that time, which is mucho sad.


    I will say, that this time will be a fapless dark 3 hours for us all, so we want to apologize for this in advance. In the meantime, have fun, and make sure you stock up on porn!

    Hang in there!




    Side game: Start complaining in this thread now, and be dramatic when you do it. The best one gets 50 credits because...why the fuck not? OK, go!
    Last edited by FreeOnes_Adam; 2017-05-03 at 03:53.

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    Wanking all the way to the bank! larss's Avatar
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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    How very dare you.
    On Star Wars Day.
    And you can't even give us a proper time. What is EST? Eastern Standard Time? Not much use when daylight savings is active. Or if you live in Europe. Or anywhere but the East coast of the USA.
    Bah humbug!

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Must seek some reallife things to do.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Petra has to put in a full shift. Suffer bitch.
    "A bad day at the track is always better than a good day at work"

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    like right here in this region?

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    The Force you must use on the 4th of May.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Fap. Or do not. There is no Freeones between 1am-4am.

    - - - Updated - - -

    May the fap be with you. Unless it's between 1am-4am.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Fuck you guys!

    First, I won't be able to reach the site during the maintenance period, even if I was planning to sleep at this time. But who knows? Maybe I will have some insomnia. And it will be your fault if I have nothing to do and then being depressed.
    Then, you make me complain and showing my bad english skills for what? only 50 points? so miserly!
    And finally I just realised I missed "Daring Sex contest", and then no chance for me to win. There is nothing related with your shitty maintenance, but that makes me so angry! damn you!


    note: joke, uh!

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    I'm going to cum when I get my Freeones T-shirt! Freq3's Avatar
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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    May the 4th be with you while you go down...I hope the installation will be quite operational once finished and you wont leave yourselves wide open from an attack up the exhaust vent!

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    What?!? How will I pay homage to Fawn Hall, on the 28th Anniversary of the Iran-Contra affair?!? :-(
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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    May the 4th be with us all during this difficult time.
    I hope that FreeOnes does not suffer a revenge of the 5th because of this!

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    I was out for a couple hours, this already over? Please?

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    The good news is that our dick pics now have their own easily navigational database. Win for all.
    "A bad day at the track is always better than a good day at work"

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeOnes_Adam View Post
    The good news for you is that Petra will be calling out the rest of the week before she goes on vacation. You're safe till June.
    "A bad day at the track is always better than a good day at work"

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Yearg! Woke up this morning looking for some fun... Got an "under construction" sign instead. What am I supposed to do, go to work!? ��

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    This already happened, right?

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrHate View Post
    This already happened, right?
    Exactly.


    And I guess Larss gets the credits for making me wonder if I have no concept of daylight savings vs the rest of the world. Bastard.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrHate View Post
    This already happened, right?
    It didn't change anything 4 me.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Working hard or hardly working?

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by FreeOnes_Adam View Post
    Exactly.


    And I guess Larss gets the credits for making me wonder if I have no concept of daylight savings vs the rest of the world. Bastard.

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    and a little bit of Eve for today noon
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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pornfan99 View Post
    What?!? How will I pay homage to Fawn Hall, on the 28th Anniversary of the Iran-Contra affair?!? :-(
    Do what we all do: snort a line of coke off the hood of a Porsche 944 while watching an episode of Miami Vice. You know to wear an Armani jacket, a pastel t-shirt and no socks in your shoes, right? Right! Some Sheena Easton on the cassette player and a Michelob Dark beer and we're all set.

    Heck, maybe we can talk Fawn into joining us. Not looking too bad these days (though I've seen smaller feet on NBA players).

    "Don't tell me what I can't do!" -- John Locke

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    Re: FreeOnes is going down on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rey C. View Post
    Do what we all do: snort a line of coke off the hood of a Porsche 944 while watching an episode of Miami Vice. You know to wear an Armani jacket, a pastel t-shirt and no socks in your shoes, right? Right! Some Sheena Easton on the cassette player and a Michelob Dark beer and we're all set.
    That was like, a blast from the past, man.

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