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Thread: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

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    Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

    What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
    What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
    What shall we do with the drunken sailor, early in the morning?

    Well, this is my question to you! Tell me what we should do with the drunken sailor and the best suggestion will win the Pirates 1 and 2 DVDs from Digital Playgrounds! Both boxes are autographed as well by no other than Jesse Jane!



    On top of the 2 movies, I will be drawing 3 names out of the hat to receive 200 FreeOnes points!

    Here are the rules for this contest (read carefully):

    1.) Contest runs until Thursday, August 9th.

    2.) Any member may participate, but you MUST have 5 posts by the end of the contest to win.

    3.) You can make 1 suggestion a day on what we should do with the drunken sailor (Click for Examples).

    4.) Be creative, don't use suggestions other members have made.

    5.) You must be willing to give me your mailing address so I can send you the movies.

    Good luck! And remember, we need to do things to that drunken no good sailor! My usual favorite is cutting his willy off with a rusty razor!
    Last edited by Petra; 2012-08-09 at 04:29. Reason: test
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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    now that he's drunk, we can have sex with him


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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS?

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by Shifty View Post
    Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS?
    Was thinking about PK and Nijas, too...

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    hang him by his johnson over the bow then force him to listen to Justin Bieber

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Tie a cracker to his johnson and let Polly loose.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Shove the captain's wooden leg up his butt.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Make him spend an evening with Jsmoothpa, a couple thousand sheets of paper, and a crate of Ripple.
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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Shave his nuts with "a fricken laser"?

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    The babes can be MY wenches.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Tie him up for a leathered flailer

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Melt a chocolate bar and cover his mouth & dick with it.Then when he wakes up to his horror,he realises he's shagged the dog

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpokenWheel View Post
    Shave his nuts with "a fricken laser"?

    Damn I was going to say something with laser in my next post.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    we can kill him


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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Make him wear this on his head.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Notice everyone has made their drunken sailor a dude. Huh. Well me...


    Create a game out of it. Draw a treasure map, leading to her (Stumble, stumble, crawl, crawl, stumble...). First one to find her gets to be the second one to shag her.

    Notice I said "second one"...I will be the first. Duh.
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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Make him watch shitty movie trailers?

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    What shall we do with the drunken sailor,

    let a policeman at him with his tazer.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    The Captain wants to impale him on his yard mast.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shifty View Post
    Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS?
    Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.








    P.S. Fuck yo Ninjas bitcheeeez!

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by PirateKing View Post
    Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!


    Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.


    P.S. Fuck Ninjas bitcheeeez!
    I was waiting for The King to finally comment in this thread.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Well, if the drunken Sailor's name is Moon, I'll take her!
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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by PirateKing View Post
    Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!


    Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.








    P.S. Fuck yo Ninjas bitcheeeez!
    I fink we haf a weiner.

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by gunslingingbird View Post
    Well, if the drunken Sailor's name is Moon, I'll take her!
    please, mars was 1000x hotter!

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    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

    Quote Originally Posted by squallumz View Post
    please, mars was 1000x hotter!
    Jupiter took the cake, though.
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