Make It "oh-so" Dirty!

[Max]

Right this is a simple game!

All you have to do is post a sensible sentence (that features nothing rude) and the person below must then make it dirty!

For example, I could put...

"The postman walked up the driveway"

And the person below could turn it "dirty" by saying something like...

"The postman walked up the driveway and got pounced upon by the naked neighbour"

Then that person would create a new sentence for the person below them in the same post...and so on...

Let's see how far we can get

I'll start

"I got in my car this morning and it wouldn't start"

[Black Star]

"I got in my car this morning and it wouldn't start, maybe because instead of a keyhole I used my wife's vagina, and instead of a key I used my penis."

lol, guess I'm not very good at this game.:1orglaugh :ban:

"I always watch the same channels at night."

[Max]

"I always watch the same channels at night, whilst getting free handjobs from local nurses"

I went to the doctors the other day for a checkup"

[member20672]

....and he wanted to masturbate me in the lobby.



Every time I'm at the grocery store I....

[Max]

"Every time I'm at the grocery store, old women offer me free BJ'S"

The other day I walked through the woods

[Feelie]

The other day I walked through the woods.. & got severly tickled by a giant bear.

The other day whilst in the lingerie store...

[jod0565]

...the thong rack just happened to fall in my hands.

I was shopping at WalMart when...

[Feelie]

...the thong rack just happened to fall in my hands.

I was shopping at WalMart when...

One of the sales clerks jumped me in the sweets section.

In the library the other day reading up on Shakespear when.....

[member20672]

the 80 year old librarian came over and asked to shag.



So I'm out in my garage when...

[jod0565]

these two guys came over and asked if wanted to see a cockfight.

Plastic surgery is great, I just had...

[member20672]

vaginal reconstruction, after doing a scene with Mr. 18 inches.


Its a long, fly ball, heading out to the.....

[jod0565]

Beaver Patch in left field!

Can you hold my...

[member20672]

dick pump.


Why, oh why can I never find my....

[Feelie]

Why, oh why can I never find my....pink love balls

If only when I caught.....

[jod0565]

stuffing nuts in my sack, will I be a good boy.

My cow just ran...

[Max]

My cow just ran, and fucked a chimp!

As I lay in bed the other night

[Feelie]

As I lay in bed the other night....shaking hands with the unemployed

Whilst on my bike the other day.....

[Max]

Whilst on my bike the other day, a woman jumped down from a tree and gave me 5 free handjobs.

As I sat in the taxi/cab...

[jod0565]

I noticed I sat in a white creamy spot.

My girlfriend brought over her girlfriend and...

[Dixie Normus]

My girlfriend brought over her girlfriend and...

jod0565's girlfriend brought over her girlfriend and they greedily devoured large quatities of my thick hot man custard.

Time slowed down, as it does in such situations.

[Sweeper]

Time slowed down, as it does in such situations. However, the blowjob lasted a mere two minutes.


My friend Mary always gives me the best juice.

[Max]

My friend Mary always gives me the best juice, whilst licking my balls!

The nurse always likes to start off by...

[Feelie]

The nurse always likes to start off by...shaving my nuts.

However the matron prefers.....

[Dixie Normus]

However the matron prefers, much to Feelie's dismay, to have the nurses pull out his scrotum hair with extraction forceps.

I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure.

[analfan]

I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure. Just before I gave her a facial.

I woke in the morning...

[lucky4]

I woke in the morning with my girlfriend sitting on my face.

I have to go to work.

[analfan]

But first I need to toss one off.

I was in the Freeones forums....

[lsdgeyser]

I was in the Freeones forums, and I touched myself while in the Watch that Video thread

I like to eat cheese.

[jod0565]

...and smell my fingers afterward.

Have you ever gone shopping for...

[thegunner]

Have you ever gone shopping for... DILDOS?!

I like to watch...

[member006]

I like to watch a man in the corner pleasing himself while watching me.


A stitch in time...

[Black Star]

...saves 69!

If you can't beat em...

[jod0565]

...stroke 'em!

Have you ever gone fishing for...

[mythex]

Have you ever gone fishing for free blowjob?

while I listening to the coversation next door..

[lsdgeyser]

While listening to the conversation next door, I reallized that my neighbors were having sex and, what I was listening, to was them talking dirty.

I walked in on...

[Dixie Normus]

I walked in on...
Tera Patrick licking up the cum under my desk I forgot to wipe up from my last FreeOnes session.

My boss had a really red face because

[Melroy]

because she isn't used to being double teamed.

two elephants walk into a bar...

[sweetie69]

because she isn't used to being double teamed.

two elephants walk into a bar...
"...and get pissed off because the condom machine was all out of extra-extra-extra large."

"My neighbour said to me this morning...."

[Melroy]

"Melroy, I'm not pissed because your sleeping with my wife it's because you drink all my beer before you leave."

Jimmy went to sleep, full of anticipation, but little did he know...

[analfan]

...The cops where planing a morning raid on the new glory hole.

The best way to deal with crabs is...

[Melroy]

steamed, with drawn butter.

Tim had thirteen cents to his name, yet that night he fully intended...

[Dixie Normus]

...to double his money by pimping Melroy to as many johns as he could.

The galaxy couldn't handle...

[theburgerking]

The galaxy couldn't handle the massive vibrations from my girlfriend's body when i made her orgasm last night.

Frankenstein and friends were sitting in a broken down VW van when suddenly..

[jod0565]

...Dracula wanted to suck some Frankie meat.

Walking in the desert I found...

[4G63]

...a passed out Jod0565 whom I had my way with.

Before I could leave the country...

[jod0565]

...I had to turn my head and cough.

The doctor gave me an exam and I...