Random Quote Thread

[member20672]

Just thought we needed a thread to spout off random quotes. Whether they be from the media, your neighbor or right off the newspaper. Just feel free to share your favorite/dis-favorite quotes, quotes you find funny, quotes you feel you're following, or quotes that you just saw on the movie you're watching.


John Carpenter's Vampires:
"Nothing like a little head, eh padre." Anthony Montoya.

[member20672]

"And jod thought his game thread would flop." Harley



:1orglaugh

[4G63]

"you watch your mouth r2-d2 or whatever the hell your name is" - Serge108

It was so funny I had to change my location!

[member20672]

"There's no I in team, unless you spell it wrong." The guy that sat next to me in Senior English.

[member20672]

"Your best. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." Sean Connery-The Rock.

[4G63]

The Unknown - D.H. Rumsfeld

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

[member20672]

"Death waits for nobody." Mark Calloway.

[ufirst07]

"you owe me for one jelly donut" -----full metal jacket

[member20672]

"I am the dumbest, dumb person on Earth." Will Smith-I,Robot

[poggy]

"You was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Michael Caine - The Italian Job.

[Asian Knight]

"All for one and one for all." -The Three Musketeers-

[poggy]

"It's been emotional" Vinny Jones - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

[member20672]

"Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free." The Shawshank Redemption

[poggy]

"Let the force be with you" - anybody in Star Wars

[member20672]

A way to think about life:
"I didn't get to where I am today, worrying about what I was gonna feel like tomorrow." Ron White

[Ax3C]

Another way to think about life ...

"Git 'er done!" - Larry The Cable Guy

[4G63]

You can't have a random quote thread without Yogi Berra :)

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

[SeraphiM]

First Blood (1982)

Trautman: You don't seem to want to accep the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by atrition. Well Rambo was the best.

[RogueWolf]

(What I would really like to say in response to some posts here on the board...;) )

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- from the movie Billy Madison

[4G63]

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- from the movie Billy Madison

"If peeing you pants is cool, than consider me Miles Davis"
- also from the film Billy Madison

[member20672]

(What I would really like to say in response to some posts here on the board...;) )

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- from the movie Billy Madison
"O'Doyle rules!!!":rofl2:

[jod0565]

"All rep should be gray." 4G63

[RogueWolf]

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
-Yogi Berra

[Black Star]

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
-Wayne Brady

[poggy]

"lovely jubbily" - Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses)

[RogueWolf]

A couple by Henry David Thoreau...

It is never too late to give up your prejudices.

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.

Things do not change; we change.

[4G63]

"Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for nothing is made worse or better by praise." - Marcus Aurelius


One of my all time favorites

[poggy]

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death,I assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankley

[Jagger69]

From Unforgiven when William Munny (Clint Eastwood) was about to blow Little Bill's (Gene Hackman) head off with a shotgun:

Little Bill: "I'm building a house. I don't deserve this"
Munny: (Cocking the gun) "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it"

[Jagger69]

"It's hard to believe in an all-knowing, all-powerful God who would make something as imperfect as a human being and then blame us for his mistake" - Carl Sagan

[Jagger69]

"Let's all just keep fucking each other until we're all the same color" - George Carlin

[Jacksson_77]

"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?" - Ellie Arroway (Contact (http://imdb.com/title/tt0118884/))

[4G63]

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up pussy"
-Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty in the film American Pie

[Feelie]

Churchill whilst in the bath finding out he'd been voted out of goverment:

'Well, thats domecracy, its what we've been fighting for. Now hand me my towel'.

[om3ga]

Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto is alleged to have said, after the attack on Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

[ai-ni-ichi]

"My friends call me Keith, but you can call me John."
- Keith Moon

[member20672]

"I'm sure in time, her death will be a mystery, even to me." Johnny Depp-Secret Window

[Feelie]

At the risk of sounding like a Churchill freak:

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Clement Attlee is a modest man who has a good deal to be modest about.

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

[Sweeper]

American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, Iraqis handed the British food back.

bwuaahahahaha

[Sweeper]

Dude, read your bilbe. This is what it says is going to happen. The Bible, you know, B-asic I-nstruction B-efore L-eaving E-earth. - Stephen Baldwin


Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - Saint Augustine


Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change. - Peter Griffin


The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams. - Tupac Shakur


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
First heard this from one of my Philosophy instructors...

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates
so true... so true...

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. - Lewis Black

[Sweeper]

MITCH HEDBERG ONE LINERS

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

[member20672]

"Immortality, can change your heart." Cardinal Alba-Maximilian Schell-John Carpenter's Vampires.

[Elwood70]

"I never had a problem with drugs;only cops"-Keith Richards.

[member20672]

"I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer." -Kid Rock.

[Jacksson_77]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
(George W. Bush, august 5, 2004)

:hatsoff: Jackson

[Montrealman]

"There are two rules to living well. The first is, don't sweat the little shit. The second is, it's all little shit. In other words, it's all okay. We may be lost, but we're way ahead of schedule."

David Lee Roth

[member20672]

"I'd have to say, ass sphincter says what? A sphincter says what? Exactly." Mike Myers-Wayne Campbell-Wayne's World.

[4G63]

"Your balls are showing"

- Jim Carey as Ace Vetura, in the Film: Ace Ventura 2 - When Nature Calls

[D-rock]

"A journy of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

"See, it says foolproof, that is why your having such a problem with it"

"God made all men, Samuel Colt made them equal"

[Sweeper]

"I'll stick my dick in ya ear, and fuck what ya' heard" - Rapper, RAS KASS

"Overall but the rap that we're exposed to is maybe 15% of what's out there. What the major companies have done in the last few years is find out that they couldn't find any more Whitesnakes. They took a look at their marketing budget and put it behind hip-hop and figured out how to make it pop." - Chuck D

[D-rock]

"This is nothing but a price I'd promised myself I'd pay, and I'm paying it" -Hartigan from Sin City

"No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something" - Homer Simpson

"Looks like I will have to pull a all nighter. Marge make a pot of coffie.......,drink it, and then make me some hamburgers" - Homer Simpson

[Sweeper]

"Israel in the Middle East is like a rich white family in Harlem with a sign on its door that says 'I Hate Ni****s'" - some dude I know

[4G63]

"Israel in the Middle East is like a rich white family in Harlem with a sign on its door that says 'I Hate Ni****s'" - some dude I know

Magnificent! Truly, magnificent.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear *raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

*http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2000/11/17.html
(I didn't know what it meant)

[lkgmtf]

"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England." - King of the Swamp castle (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) :D

[lkgmtf]

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split... " Sir Robbin's minstrels (Monty Python and the Holy Grail):1orglaugh

[4G63]

"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - The Fench Knight

[D-rock]

"Love more...I don't love anyone 'more'. I only love differently. Love isn't something that can be quantified, it just is. I would think that I love everybody. The reservoir that is inside me isn't going to go empty. I have enough to encompass everybody. I have never understood the concept of when people ask me whom do I love more."

[Montrealman]

" Lisa I'm sorry but I am NOT appologizing."

[D-rock]

"I'm dancing away my hunger pains, my hunger pains, my hunger pains.
I'm dancing away my hunger pains. I'm moving around so my tummy don't hurt.
I'm sort of like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way" - Homer Simpson
(4G63 sig made me think of this one)

"The leprechaun tells me to burn things"
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
"When I grow up I want to graduate form Bovine University"
"I can't believe I used to like you" - Ralf Wiggum from the Simpsons

[Jacksson_77]

"Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!"
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Aahhh, listening to the Pulp Fiction soundtrack on a shitty day like this is great!

:hatsoff: Jackson

[Priapus]

"No glass render's a man's form or likeness so true as his speech." -Ben Johnson, English playwright and poet.

[member20672]

I think Mamma Cass said it best when she said: "Ah*chokes* ah, ggguhthgf.-Denis Leary

[Priapus]

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. -Plato

[analfan]

Thats gonna leave a mark-Tommy Boy

[Priapus]

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by a definite set of customs, and institutions and ways of thinking. -Ruth Benedict, Anthropologist and Biographer.

[member006]

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

~Kevin Bacon~

LL

[Montrealman]

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
Denis Leary

"When you're on the road for nine months a year and you always have these cute little chiquitas running around in their halter tops, it's kind of hard to worry about things like nuclear proliferation."
David Lee Roth

"And the things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first"
Steven Tyler

Good thread, I forgot all about it.

[Clarkie25]

"I'm gettin' ready to pull my meat out"

Racheal Ray from 30 Minute Meals

[Montrealman]

"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!!"

David Lee Roth

[HeartBroker]

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

~Kevin Bacon~

LL

Hooraayyy, I got talent!

:rofl:

[coolbeers]

Im here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and Im all out of bubblegum


Rowdy Roddy Piper

[HeartBroker]

"Eat shit and die"


Who said that first?

[member006]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

~Anonymous ~

[Montrealman]

I've heard that somewhere!

[Clarkie25]

A Christmas Story

Scott Farkas : Listen,jerk...when I tell you to come,you better come.

That line sounds so creepy yet I laugh every single time I hear it.

[Iamforever]

"i am forever"- satan in a certain movie

[HeartBroker]

"i am forever"- satan in a certain movie

Gabriel Byrne is one of my favorites!
:D

[HeartBroker]

Im here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and Im all out of bubblegum


Rowdy Roddy Piper

"They Live"

:rolleyes:

[member006]

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan


Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown


A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown

LL

[HeartBroker]

"Think twice before you speak - and you'll find everyone talking about something else."

-Frances Rodman-

[member006]

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson~

[HeartBroker]

"Oh I can get us their real quick, Jack Butler's gonna like you!"

[coolbeers]

Politeness. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

[Phaeton]

"Nice guys finish last, but they always finish"

[Philbert]

In the United States, throughout all twenty-four hours of every day of the year--year after year--we have an average of two million automobiles standing in front of red lights with their engines going, the energy for which amounts to that generated by the full of efforts of 200 million horses being completley wasted as they jump up and down going nowhere.

...R.Buckminster Fuller

[member006]

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon

LL

[Philbert]

Strive to be the person that your dog believes you are.
--Bumper Sticker of the Month

Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain

The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
--General Omar Bradley

"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat which isn't there.
"Yes," replied the philosopher, "and if I were a theologian, I'd find the cat!"
--Attributed to Aldous Huxley

[member006]

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

~ Dorothy Parker ~

[HeartBroker]

"Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

[Iamforever]

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

~ Dorothy Parker ~

i think there is. a lobotomy should do the trick.;)

[minidog]

Fear leads to Anger.
Anger leads to Hate.
Hate leads to Suffering.

[pussypoppa]

An eye for an eye, will make the world blind....Ghandi

[HeartBroker]

"I came, I saw, I went to sleep."

[member006]

Bite me world.

~LadyLove~

Feel free to quote me. :D

[JCMSVOBODA]

Optimism is caused by lack of information.

[coolbeers]

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

[dave_rhino]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

~ Einstein.

[member006]

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

~Ellen DeGeneres~

[Iamforever]

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

doyle brunson?

[HeartBroker]

"The successful woman is the average woman - focused."
~Ruth Williams

[coolbeers]

"bend over and Ill show ya"
~Clark W Griswald

[dave_rhino]

"Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall..."

[member006]

"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love"

~Turkish Proverb ~

[pussypoppa]

A Womans Work Is Never Done! :D :D :D

[member006]

What do I think of the Yankees? "I'm sorry, I don't follow football."

~Angelica Huston ~

LL

[Philbert]

"I would never join a Club that would have me!"
... Attributed to Groucho Marx, Jewish Philosopher:D

[HeartBroker]

"Nobody ever goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

[Philbert]

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
--Sir Francis Bacon (and Philbert)

[HeartBroker]

"I respect my limitations, but I don't use them as an excuse."

[DOA82]

"Today is a good day to die."

"Go and tell the spartans, stranger passing by, that here, obedient to their laws we lie."

"You stare at boobs for four hours you become dumber than a box of shit!" - Rodney Carrington.

[HeartBroker]

"I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common."

[Philbert]

"The Jews are a nervous people. Nineteen centuries of Christian love have taken a toll."
... Benjamin Disareli

[Montrealman]

"I have hope and faith, and that's more than just the name of a couple of strippers from Albuquerque."

David Lee Roth

[Philbert]

A hundred times every day, I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received.
--Albert Einstein

[member006]

"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. "

~Red Skelton~

[Manny460]

"Quasimodo predicted all of this."

[HeartBroker]

"All the stories are fictions.
What matters is which fiction you believe."

[E-Ann-Hilden]

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
- Wayne Gretzky

[local568]

You can't do todays work with yesterdays equipment and expect to be in business tomorrow.

[HeartBroker]

"Spread"

~The guy that invented Miracle Whip~

[coolbeers]

Get Back In The Kitchen!

[HeartBroker]

It's time for me to retire.
Everyone send money!

[member006]

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

~Orson Welles~

[Philbert]

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
--Bertrand Russell

[HeartBroker]

Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.

[member006]

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.

~Charles Luckman~

[Philbert]

...creation is the bible of the deist. Man there reads in the handwriting of the creator himself the certainty of his existence, the immutability of his power ... All other bibles and testaments are to him forgeries.
--Thomas Paine

[sp00ner77]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"Sometimes, "Nothing" can be a really Cool Hand."

[member006]

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

~Voltaire~

[Philbert]

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out --
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists
and I did not speak out --
because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out --
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me --
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
--Pastor Niemoeller (Nazi victim)

[sp00ner77]

I guess nobody want to follow the quote about the holocaust. Way to bring this thread to a screeching halt. :thumbsup: :hatsoff:

[Philbert]

What, you took a poll?


Maybe if you posted ontopic, the thread would have continued...I haven't noticed any such rampant sensitivity here on FreeOnes...


"There is nothing so absurd that it cannot be believed as truth if repeated often enough."
--William James

[sp00ner77]

:rolleyes: I was only teasing. It had been nearly 3 days since you posted that.

Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

[Philbert]

I often quote Homer...not the Greek.:D



Conversation is our account of ourselves...Conversation is the vent of character as well as thoughts...It is the laboratory of the student.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

[member006]

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.

~Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.~

[Smitty]

^I'd expect a perennial presidential loser to say that. He or Harold Stassen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Stassen).

*sings* "He tried to kill him with a forklift!"

-cs™

[Elwood70]

"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth; you might as well use both feet"-Keith Richards

[sp00ner77]

"This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. "--Turk

[member006]

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

~Franklin D. Roosevelt~

[Philbert]

Education is to learning as tour groups are to adventure.
--Richard Saul Wurman,

[HeartBroker]

"The music industry can make you feel like a prostitute."

[sputnikgirl]

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.” -Chuck Palahniuk

[HeartBroker]

"I see the beginning of the end, it's much like the end of the beginning."

[sputnikgirl]

"This was a man who firmly believed that the word fine, as in "I'm feeling fine," was really an acronym spelling out 'Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional.'" -- Will Self

[HeartBroker]

I'm out for the time being.

"Tomorrow is the day of kings!"

[member006]

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

~ Lou Erickso ~

[Elwood70]

"You never know what's hit you.A gunshot is the perfect way" John F. Kennedy; asked how he would choose to die.

[member006]

In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
~Albert Einstein~

[Elwood70]

"Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll." -Keith Richards

"Fuckin' is good for you, Jack. Gettin' some pussy beats having a war."-King Richard (Pryor)

[HeartBroker]

"I'm still not afraid of broken glass!"

[RogueWolf]

I saw a great Tshirt today...

Whenever I think people can't get any stupider, something happens to prove how horribly wrong I am.

[HeartBroker]

"The rain ain't fussy about where it falls, it rains on one like it rains on all."

[-KING-]

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?

[member006]

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?

*edit* sorry thought this was random statement.

[timjwhite]

"You love me. You hate me. You'll never forget me."
-Diamond Dallas Page, former WCW Champion

[member006]

Waking up at 5:20 on Saturday morning is a crying ass shame.

~LadyLove~

[timjwhite]

"Cruising down the street in my 6-4."
--Mike Jones, rapper

[slowhand]

If you smile you would feel better.


~Slowhand~

[timjwhite]

"With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
--Snoop Dogg, rapper

[RogueWolf]

(I can't remember if this is from a TV show or a movie...if anyone knows...please remind me...it's driving me crazy!!!)

"That boy's got a whole lot of quit in him!"

[Magnet]

Did you search it on google?

Sorry, no clue where its from

"The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up."

[dick van cock]

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."

(Groucho Marx)

[duolover86]

(I can't remember if this is from a TV show or a movie...if anyone knows...please remind me...it's driving me crazy!!!)

"That boy's got a whole lot of quit in him!"

Ron White - You can't fix stupid. The last stand-up comedy video he did.

[duolover86]

"Oh my god there's an orgy in my mouth!" - Stewie Griffin

[Elwood70]

"Winos ain't afraid of nothin but runnin' outta wine."-King Richard

[dave_rhino]

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Highway Traffic Cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong.
It arouses contempt in the cop heart.
Make the bastard chase you.
He will follow."

~ Hunter S Thompson (RIP)

[Calm]

"I'm not going to take advice from someone who broke their neck trying to suck their own dick" - Some kid from the movie 8 days a week, I think

[thegunner]

"Vauxhalls - Made by robots, driven by joyriders" lol

[Sinder]

"Nothing about my job sucks, I'm 24, I'm young, and I'm stupid, I can't ask for anything more" -Austin Winkler-Hinder

[holdol]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room - Dr. Strangelove

[guch8099]

"oh shit......oh shit......oh come on....oh g*d damn.....oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shitoh shit oh shitoh shit oh shitoh shit oh shit!"

- Every single Lee Stone cumshot scene.

[L3ggy]

"It Seems Excessive... But That Doesn't Mean It Didn't Happen." - Slash

[coolbeers]

"you complete me"

- some chick flick I was forced to watch

[maildude]

"you complete me"

- some chick flick I was forced to watch

That's from Jerry Maguire--watchable for two reasons: Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s performance, and Kelly Preston's hotness.:D

Dog...I say, dog! Why do you do me like you do, do, do?--Foghorn Leghorn

[member006]

The one in my sig, its so on the money.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
~Jimi Hendrix ~

LL

[L3ggy]

"Wolves Are Nobles Animals." - Solid Snake


"They Call Mercenaries Like Us "Dogs of War." It's True; We're All For Sale At Some Price or Another. But You're Different. Untamed, Solitary. You're No Dog. You're A Wolf." - Solid Snake


"Rest Easy. You'll Die As The Proud Wolf You Are." - Solid Snake

[Smitty]

"I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine." - Murray Head One Night In Bangkok

-cs™

[dave_rhino]

Jeremy: "Stolen chocolate?....... Mmm, it's delicious"

Super Hans: "The secret ingredient is crime"

[member006]

For Presidents Day tomorrow.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

~Abraham Lincoln ~

[coyo]

Joe Dirt: That shit'll buff out.

Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?

Joe Dirt: [to himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude.

Joe Dirt: I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Joe Dirt: [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert!

[member006]

Joe Dirt: That shit'll buff out.

Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?

Joe Dirt: [to himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude.

Joe Dirt: I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Joe Dirt: [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert!

Was this for the movie quote thread? They are sooooo alike *doesn't know who Joe Dirt is* :dunno:


"I never should have switched from Scotch to martinis..."

~ Humphrey Bogart's last words~

[L3ggy]

"Fear Not What We Are, But Fear Where We Are Headed."

[Christmas_Ape]

"It's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it." Wilford Brimley

[member006]

"It's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it." Wilford Brimley

Have you subscribed to that publication long? lol


An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~Will Rogers~

[Christmas_Ape]

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~Will Rogers~

What about the rutabaga? The funniest turnip of them all.


"He's a man on a mission; he's got a snackin' attitude," a blues singer

[L3ggy]

"Your Life Is Worth More Than Gold." - Robert Nesta Marley

[dave_rhino]

Adam: Hey, did you get that letter from the Doctor yet?

Will: I did...

Adam: What did it say?

Will: My Dad's gay.

Adam: I knew it, those blood test's don't lie.

[lone gunman]

BNF:By definition, dave rhino is always horny.

[Apex]

"Thursday, you know I feel better
I can see the end in sight
Think I'll write myself a letter
Help myself through the night"

[Fresno]

Live FreeOnes and Die With a Hardon

[L3ggy]

"A Knight Is Sworn To Valour. His Heart Knows Only Virtue. His Blade Defends The Helpless. His Word Speaks Only Truth. His Shield Shelters The Forsaken. His Courage Gives Hope To The Despairing. His Wrath Undoes The Wicked. His Image Brings Peace. His Might Is Legend."

[VeryHandyAndy]

"We want Brooklyn christened but we don't know what religion yet." - David Beckham

[member006]

edit wrong thread lol

[holdol]

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." -- Barack Obama

[Friday on my mind]

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." -- Barack Obama


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

No wonder he lost in Pa.:1orglaugh

[badgerppp]

From Boondock Saints:

People in glass houses sink ships!
Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
Why don't you make like a tree and get the F@#$ outa here!

[L3ggy]

"we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world." -- Barack Obama

In the History of the world? I have a hard time to believe that.

There are many more civilisations that are greater than that.

[L3ggy]

Utúlie'n Aurë! Aiya Eldalië Ar Atanatarni, Utúlie'n Aurë!


Translation: The Day Has Come! Behold, People of The Eldar And The Fathers of Men, The Day Has Come!

[Fresno]

Love is a state of mind which ever-one should all the time.

[dick van cock]

Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.

Captain Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.

[L3ggy]

"The Truth Is....I Am Iron Man." - Tony Stark