Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

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Thank you in advance.

DrMotorcity

[GENIUS]

i was buying pornography for my wife

[member2686]

Is this a game thread or a serious post re: the word "pornography?" :confused: :dunno:

[Sweeper]

Pornography IS an art, contrary to popular belief.

[Tgunz262]

Jesus! Get all that pornography outa that whore house!

[member20672]

I wonder how many people can't spell pornography? :rolleyes:

[Rastagir]

Pornography is really gross, pornography I hate the most!


(..............yea,right!!!)

[Jagger69]

The IT guy just found out that you have pornography on your computer at work.

[spiceworld]

What is pornography anyway ?

[RogueWolf]

No...it's NOT pornography...I'm studying for a human anatomy class...:D

[Michelle_Akemi]

Pornograpy is when a pool cue, pots it's balls in the designated pocket.

[jod0565]

I will pull out my pornography map and show you where the next COHF gangbang will be,

[member20672]

Pornography is often associated with hot dogs, yet I don't know why:1orglaugh

[jod0565]

Pornography class was real fun today. We had a guest speaker who called himself The Pogman Cometh.

[poggy]

Are you going to buy some pornography

Yep he does Jod:)

[spiceworld]

I wish i could have a Phd in pornography some day... :D

[jod0565]

My pornography record was scratched.

[member20672]

Pornography, shmornography, its all the same.

[JEnt]

Pornography makes the world go round.....

[saint]

saint, you really need to start making money IN pornography

[poggy]

Can I recycle my pornography here

[DrMotorcity]

That’s it, huh?

Okay, now it’s my turn:

Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
Or a phrase. Or a song title. Or even rearrange a common, everyday name for your harmless amusement.

:hatsoff: Congratulations are in order for jod0565 for having been the only one to have grasped the concept at hand! :glugglug: Have a drink on all of us, jod0565!!!

Thanks to this message board, we have assembled here, without question, the greatest collection of like-minded porn aficionados that the world has even known, and we—the contributing members of this board—owe it to our selves to capitalize on that knowledge and utilize it to our benefit! All the years that we have invested in this avocation have provided us with a wealth of enlightening and entertaining material in the form of ribald anecdotes, puns and malapropisms of such originality and intensity that not even the hack writers of Hollywood could approach and Wall Street wouldn’t dare!

Therefore, duty dictates that we must take the iniative and document that which has always landed us in a heap of trouble, be it in the class room, the office, the social club, or at the family gathering, and share it with the rest of the world for the edification of the ingenuous, the creatively-challenged and culturally stagnant, and those grievously barren of wit and repartee, as well as for the perusal of succeding generations who will forever be in our debt and with rabid zeal pledge their souls that our screen names may live on in perpetuity! A time capsule of tittilation, it could be said! This thread was solemnly undertaken with the intent to serve as the definitive compilation of adult entertainment-inspired levity. Think of it friends:

Freeones!: The Movie

In color


Howard who? Otis Sweat? George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and the rest of that bunch? Hah! The future is ours and is ripe for the taking!

The burning issue of the moment: Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

Just a few examples of what we are aiming for on the road to fortune and glory:




Popular music!!!!
Irving Berlin: Pornography! Pornography! Alexander’s Rag-time band!
Lovin’ Spoonful: Hot town, pornography in the city, back of my neck gettin’ Larry Flynty…
Harry Nilsson: One is the loneliest number unless you have pornography…
The Who:
Pornography for miles and miles and miles…
Pornographenia
The Police: Synpornography (Parts I and II)
CCR: Porn on the Bayou
Billy Joel: Play with your dong, Mr. Pornography man…
Stevie Wonder: Isn’t it pornography…
Elton John: Pornography and the Jets
W.A.S.P.: I Pornography Somebody
Kelly Osborne: Pornography Don’t Preach
The Spinners: Pornography I’m Falling in Love
Blondie: Pornography! Pornography! Pornography, pornography any time…
Emerson, Lake and Pornography: Mussopornogsky’s Pornographies at an Exhibition, performed live at (where else) Pornography Hall

Top 40 hits!!!
Pornography Back to Ol’ Virginny
Love Pornography No. 9
Pornography clearly now the rain is falling…
We are into pornography…all of my brothers, sisters and me…
Pornography the Magic Dragon

Ethnic favorites!!!
Beer Barrel Pornography

Classical music!!!
Edward W. Elgar: Pornography and Circumstance
Sergey Pornkofiev: Lieutenant Kijé Suite

Seasonal hits!!!
Pornography the Snowman

Old sayings of yore:
Pornography loves company
Caught between the devil and Bunny Bleu pornography (or deep throat pornography) (or dildo can be substituted for devil) (or deep-throat pornography) (or Bridgette Blue) [multi-purpose]



T.V. commercials:
Line from a classic 60’s Alka-Seltzer commercial:
Pornography! That’s a spicy meatball!

‘70’s Cartoon character that shilled for a nutritionally-devoid snack food:
Pornography-to Bandito

Jingle for a line of mass-produced, store-bought pastry:
“Everybody likes Pornography’s”


Albert Einstein!!! “Theory of Pornography”: P=mc², where as: P (ornography)= m(odel drenched with) c(um-shot) (seen from)²(different camera angles)


Bob Hope!!!
Thanks for the pornography
You know I’m into smut, and you’ve always been my favorite slut
And the hours spent jacking off to pictures of you
Have trimmed inches away from my beer gut
And I thank you…so much

Television programs!!!
WPornography, Cincinnati
It’s Pornography-Doody time, it’s Pornography-Doody time…
Pornography Brewster
Mayberry, Pornography

Motion pictures!!!
Bonfire of the Pornographies
The Good, the Bad, and the Pornography
Pornography Horror Picture Show
North Dallas Pornography
Pornography and Bess
The Pornographer’s Apprentice (animated feature)
The Taking of Pornography One Two Three
Pornography Full of Miracles
The Nutty Pornographer
Pornography of the Yankees


…and famous lines from the motion pictures!!!
Pay no attention to that pornography behind the curtain!
On the whole, I’d rather be looking at pornography (W.C. Fields)
Pornogravy alone (Greta Garbo)

Gilbert and Sullivan!!!
The Pornographers of Penzance

Mel Blanc-voiced Warner Bros. cartoon character!!!
Pornography Gonzales

Biblical!!!
Pornography Pilate
Four Horsemen of the Pornograclypse

Classical literature!!!
The Prince and the Pornographer
Pornography Longstocking
The Pornbabe and the Pendulum See it here: (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=56524&highlight=Pendulum)


Theater!!!
Pornography Boys and Dinettes

Definitions from Pornography Richard’s Almanac!!!
Onomotopornographia: Naming of things after sounds commonly heard on the smut-set.
Pornographfee: The nominal requisite amount charged granting one a license to pornog.
Pornogeniture: The exclusive right of inheritance stating that the eldest born male shall be entitled to the old man’s nudie-mags and skin-flicks.
Pornographygeist: Unexplainable phenomenon, such as sounds and the motion of inanimate objects normally at rest, usually occurring when the smut-mags are slid out of view underneath the bed.
Porn-on date: Legal disclaimer stating that all models appearing within were 18 years or older at the time of their being photographed, and that the content is 2257 compliant.
Pornography Express: The horse-and-rider relay system designed to expediently deliver printed adult material across the U.S. that predated the internet.
Dog and pornography show: An ostentatious display usually concocted by the radical right to garner mass attention in the interest of advancing their own agenda.
Pornodextrious: Ability to hold the magazine open so that both pages are in view utilizing only one hand.
Pornographyentology: Science dealing with smut-mags from the pre-full frontal nudity age.
Pornographer Laureate: A title issued for one year to the most eminent member of his profession who traditionally is bestowed with the honor of giving the keynote speech (followed by a slide show) at the annual Freeones clam-bake and award ceremony.


Food!!!
Pornography Primavera
Arrozo con pornography: Traditional rice-based dish made in honor of a centerfold model worthy of becoming the beholder’s wife.

Quasi-edible fungus!!!
Pornogrobello
Pornogcini

Diseases!!!
Malaria, harbingers of: Pornographeles mosquito

Sports!!!
The Pornography Derby
Pjörn Pjorg: famous Swedish tennis player

Entertainment events!!!
Pornographalooza

Anthropology!!!
Australopornogecus: Early ancestor of man who lived “down under” and drew pictures on the inside of cave walls to share this with us.

Famous castaway on an uncharted island in the Pacific!!!
Pornstar Howell III

Persons of note and the words that made them famous!!!
Edward R. Murrow: “This—is pornography…”

Latin!!!
Porno Bono: Images of an iconic Irish rockstar caught in various compromising positions with a famine-relief worker.
Porno nascitur, non fit: a pornstar is born, not made
Vox et pornography nihil: The audience wants to hear the slurpy-sounds and the chick squealing, not the cheesy background music.
Porns asinorum: Legal term in every female performer’s first contract stipulating that not only must her first scene be a double anal, but that also she is required to go out and bring back lunch for the crew as well.


Creatures of the sea!!!
Pornography Man-O-War

Railroads!!!
Atchison, Topeka, and the Pornography
Pornography, boy, is this the Chattanooga choo-choo?

Places of interest!!!
TPA (Tennessee Pornography Authority)
Pornographontory Point: Celebrated place in Utah, U.S.A. where the golden staple was pressed through the mid-section of a virgin territory.
Pornographybunkport, Me.: Location of the Presidential “compound”
Porn-Am Highway: (not to be confused with the golf tournament of similar name) Route from Canada through which many of the Eurobabes whom have destabilized the economy of southern California and created widespread unemployment for American females of the age of consent are smuggled into the U.S.
Okepornography Swamp

Famous German warship scuttled in Uruguayan waters in 1939!!!
Pornograph Spee

Notorious outlaws of the world!!!
Pornography Villa
Pornography Pot
The Pornography Comitatus
Butch Pornography and the Lapdance Kid

Pornography: Use it in a sentence. Let’s hear from the rest of you!;)

[poggy]

Film Titles -
The Life And Times Of A Pornography Student
The Pornography Job
Pornography 2 : The Next Warehouse
Pornography Hunter

When I turned 18 my dad showed me his secret stash of pornography.

Chuck Berry -
My Dingaling,My Dingaling,Look At Pornography And Play With My Dingaling

[spiceworld]

Pornography fiction is probably the best movie i ever saw.

[Tamburlaine]

This is all too aesthetically advanced and erudite for me. :bowdown:

[4G63]

Pornography for free on Freeones

[tunsty]

'Pornography' was an album released by British band The Cure, in 1982.

[Black Star]

I am not creative enough to think of a sentence for pornography. Wait, I did it!

[Sweeper]

If you are a victim of pornography. . .there is hope!

pffft..

[revolver6984]

If Your Gunna Talk About Pornography Do It In English

[revolver6984]

Aint Got Time To Read A Book About Pornography

[poggy]

Pornography for Poggy:thumbsup:

[Sweeper]

Aint Got Time To Read A Book About PornographyI read this sentence about pornography and pictured a guy with a fiddle saying that.

[TallCowboy]

I am Addicted to pornography.

[Atlas 316]

The best thing about pornography is...the pornography!!!!

[DrMotorcity]

Murphy’s Law says…
…that your favorite porno mag will always be at the bottom of the pile.
…that if mice should infiltrate your stash of printed material and use it to make their nest from which, that they will instinctively commence their gnawing at the most delectable parts of the photo-spread.
…that if you anxiously peer through the curtains everyday waiting for the mailman to deliver the latest issue of your most coveted subscribed-to magazine that you are too embarrassed to purchase at the newsstand or the pharmacist’s, invariably your secret will be betrayed as you ravenously tear open the unmarked wrapping on your way from the post box, leaving a trail of business-reply subscription leaflets for your neighbors to find on the apartment stairs.
…that, given the need to be able to participate in a game of softball at the annual company picnic necessitates that you borrow a first-baseman’s mitt from an acquaintance known to be employed as a stage-hand on the porno set, do not be surprised should the mitt happen to possess a peculiar, lingering aroma from having been used to catch tossed condoms just before the money-shot.
…that if there is any thing such as a sumptuous fern or fica plant, fish tank, working fireplace, crossed-swords over the mantle or like decoration in the same room as in which the sex-scene is taking place, you will be more than justified to seek this object’s name in the credits, as most certainly it will receive sufficient enough camera time to warrant such recognition.
…that should your audition for the male lead in an adult entertainment production go unnoticed and unfulfilled, regard it not so much as an insult to your “equipment” as it is a compliment on not being as homely as the current crop of male performers.
…that you will be unceremoniously awoken from your slumber by your bed partner should she herself have her sleep interrupted from your incessant chanting of “condoms, lubes, or videos” in the darkness, and it will be a flimsy defense to claim you were merely repeating a co-worker’s parody of the title of a 1971 #1 hit song by Cher that you found so amusing.
…that while watching a porn video in the dark, your ever-increasing exhilaration will come to a screeching stop, when in a moment of near-ecstasy, your fingers will have mistakenly procured the wrong device from the coffee-table, where as upon this acknowledgement you will then commence to damn the science of ergonomics, display the “menu” screen and hit the “mute” button all at once.
…that your rapacious lust for the gorgeous, centerfold-caliber sister of your best friend will irreparably cease to exist your very first time in bed with her when your mind torments you with reminiscences of showering with her brother after gym class.

[jod0565]

Yeah, yeah, I made a pornography chart that was immediately banned in my church!

[Priapus]

Ancient Greek pornae(prostitutes) was the start that led to today's pornography.

[siliconebrian]

chemistry, geography, geologie, history, ... I'm better at pornography!!

[Max]

the other day my cat stole my pornography magazine

[DrMotorcity]

the other day my cat stole my pornography magazine

You...you have a stole made from a cat? (!) Better not let Bob Barker hear any of this!

[Max]

You...you have a stole made from a cat? (!) Better not let Bob Barker hear any of this!

:wtf: :confused:

Stole means steal when something is stolen means it has been taken!

I haven't got a clue what your on about :dunno:

[DrMotorcity]

:wtf: :confused:

Stole means steal when something is stolen means it has been taken!

I haven't got a clue what your on about :dunno:

stole: noun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stole_%28shawl%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stole

[Max]

stole: noun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stole_%28shawl%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stole

Trust me also stole means what I stated in my last post...or I wouldn't have put it :moon: :tongue:

[DrMotorcity]

Trust me also stole means what I stated in my last post...or I wouldn't have put it :moon: :tongue:

There was never any doubt as to your statement, I was just uncertain in which way you had meant it. And I feel better for your cat.

[Montrealman]

"...So anyhow, the priest says " Ya like pornography ?" ".

[member20672]

I was gonna go out with her, but I had so much pornography to deal with.


So, see any could pornography today?

[durango95]

Internet Pornography, the art of one handed typing :thumbsup:

[Porn_Lover]

I love pornography.

[McRocket]

It is my opinion that there are far too many 'middle men' in the economics of pornography.








Note: I like this thread idea, DrMotorcity.

[jod0565]

The pornograpghy lasted well into the night, but I could not "stay up" for the duration.

[DrMotorcity]

As said by a famous cartoon pig as voiced by Mel Blanc:
"Pornography, pornography, pornography...that's all folks!"

[Montrealman]

" She's in the kitchen reading pornography. May I take a message? "

[Mymessages74]

I'm addicted to pornography and I love it!

[Montrealman]

" Would you like anything else with that ? "

- "Yes, pornography please."

[Synthmesc_Droog]

Pornography makes the world go 'round.

[Ptit Philou]

While offering a drink to a girl, she asks :
- "and what do you like in life ? any hobby ?
- Yes, one and one only : pornography...."

I've never seen her since........................lol

[thegunner]

People say pornography is a disease but I think its a cure.

[Irony]

Whilst looking at porn in my bedroom my wife walked in:eek:

[Montrealman]

HEY !

What's all this pornography doing on FreeOnes ?

[noguerol]

Pornography keeps me awake although it's already half past 2 a.m and tomorrow i have to get up early!

[Montrealman]

What do you mean when you say use Pornography in a sentence ?

[pussypoppa]

I am using the word "pornography" in this sentence.

[Montrealman]

PussyPoopa's sig is very hot, so hot it makes me realize the potential for pornography from these beautiful gorgeous women.

[JCMSVOBODA]

I like using pornography more than the word in a sentence...

[Montrealman]

Is it true they have pornography in there ?

[Montrealman]

There she is just a walking down the street singing "Doo wa diddy
POR-NO-GRA-PHY !!!"

[DrMotorcity]

There she is just a walking down the street singing "Doo wa diddy
POR-NO-GRA-PHY !!!"

Led Zeppelin once sang:
POR-NO-GRA-PHY-through-the-park-just-the-other-day-baby...

[greeklover]

Lets analyse the word pornography..
It has greek roots
Porn (pornea= prostitute) + graphy(grapho= verb 'to write')

so what does pornography mean?

the prostitutes that write??? :eyeso: :wtf:

[Montrealman]

Hey I just saw that guy greeklover looking at links to the coolest pornography site, FreeOnes !

Welcome to the board greeklover ! I'm sure you've read the rules, enjoy yourself and good to see you're contributing! :thumbsup: :glugglug: :thumbsup:

:hatsoff:

[HeartBroker]

I ended up taking geography in college, I thought it said pornography.

[Gunloc]

Pornography featuring Laura Angel doesn't do a thing for me.
(This is a filthy lie !!) :1orglaugh

[Torre82min]

Asked what my job was, I told her I had a pornographic memory.

She was not amused. But alas, dear readers!

I told her, I can remember all, and all is a strip of totally unorganized scenes in one long reel of porn. Thusly it is my duty, right, and PRIVILEGE!!! to memorize the numbers where one scene begins and ends; and I then tell the director and producer and whatnot so we can altogether make titty flicks in a timely fashion; and she then chortled loudly. I then sighed because this was just the intro to the real sentence which is:

JUST KIDDING I LIKE PORNOGRAPHY BISH!!

(Yeah, I know. Dont say it. :P )

[pussypoppa]

Dude, your supposed to used "pornography" in a sentence ^^

[HeartBroker]

Pornography in a sentence' how fornicateriey
of you to even suggest such a thing!!

[Montrealman]

Hey what's all this about ?
Anyway, let's get back to the pornography.

[Calm]

No mom, I swear I don't watch pornography.

[Montrealman]

"Honey, How about we make some pornography in the bedroom tonight ?"

[JCMSVOBODA]

I spend more time on reading and contributing at FreeOnes Board than on watching my own DVD's with pornography.

[drdeath67]

Pornography is a vital part of a well balanced breakfast!

[holdol]

Pornography, hold on while I Google that!

[HeartBroker]

And after this break for our sponsors, back with more pornography!

[dave_rhino]

We interupt this sports broadcast to inform you urgent pornography.

[HeartBroker]

"Hello to the class of 2007, and welcome to pornography 101!"

[drdeath67]

Pornography...the other white meat!

[HeartBroker]

Don't mind me I'm majoring in pornography...

[nerd]

Slogans:
Winners don't use pornography!
Jesus is coming - hide the pornography!

Literature:
The pornography monologues (Eve Ensler)
Das Pornography (Karl Marx)
So long and thanks for all the pornography (Douglas Adams)
The pornography code (Dan Brown)
Brave new pornography (Aldous Huxley)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of pornography (Joanne Rowling)
Pornography Farm (George Orwell)

[HeartBroker]

Pornography proves idiots wrong !!!!

[DrMotorcity]

Common phrase heard at the grocery store check-out: "Pornography, or plastic?"

Obscure song written/perfomed by what is now known as the Paul Rodgers Band: Bohemian Pornography

Hors d'oeuvres, as served Italian-style, and emphatically without any dressing: Antipornography



(?!)

[HeartBroker]

"You wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world,
Pornography!"

[DrMotorcity]

The top hits of their day!

Tony Bennett: I Left My Pornography In San Francisco
Paul Anka: Having My Pornography (what a lovely way to say how much you love me)
Sammy Davis Jr.: The Pornography Man

[drdeath67]

Have you see the new Samuel L. Jackson's movie Pornography on a Plane?

[Manny460]

Pornography- the gift that keeps on giving.
Give me pornography or give me death!

Movies:
Pornography on a Plane. Beat me to it, Dr.Death, LOL!
Miami Pornography.

[DrMotorcity]

Have you see the new Samuel L. Jackson's movie Pornography on a Plane?

Believe me, I'd rather see pornography any day than a SLJ flick. :(

[drdeath67]

Hey, does this pornography make my butt look big?

[Legzman]

You know that guy from south park who says "Drugs are bad, mmmk?"
Well now imagine him saying "Pornongraphy is good mmmk?"

[drdeath67]

When I have inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue I rub a lil' pornography on it and the pain goes away!

[Manny460]

Pornography is man's best friend.

[DrMotorcity]

Beam me some pornography, Scotty

[drdeath67]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's ponography!

[DrMotorcity]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's ponography!

Dr, you're certainly living up to your name! :1orglaugh

[drdeath67]

Oh, no he doesn't bite....DOWN PORNOGRAPHY DOWN!

[DrMotorcity]

Oh, no he doesn't bite....DOWN PORNOGRAPHY DOWN!

Obviously, he wants that other white meat!

:1orglaugh :rolleyes:

[drdeath67]

Obviously, he wants that other white meat!

:1orglaugh :rolleyes::rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl:

[drdeath67]

Make sure you read the instructions carefully before assembling your pornography!

[DrMotorcity]

Yellow, diamond shaped placard seen hanging from the window of an automobile:

Pornography on board!



Reportedly heard in the battle field:

Praise the lord and pass the pornography.

[drdeath67]

Instant ponography: Just add water and beat until stiff.

[DrMotorcity]

Heard from a recording over the telephone when being put on hold after calling the 800 number of a mega-corporation: "Please hold the line; your pornography is important to us."

[drdeath67]

My pornography stays crunchy even in milk!

[Manny460]

Pornography- Don't leave home without it.

[drdeath67]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pornography with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Manny460]

Free Ones- This is not your father's pornography.

[drdeath67]

...after cooling for one minute, remove cover an sprinkle lightly with pornography!

[DrMotorcity]

...after cooling for one minute, remove cover an sprinkle lightly with pornography!

Yet some more valuable cooking tips from drdeath!

:1orglaugh

[drdeath67]

Kentucky Fried Chicken, We Do Pornography Right! :thumbsup:

[Manny460]

I like my pornography shaken, not stirred.

[DrMotorcity]

Intrepid British man of mystery and intrigue: Austin Pornography

Much-feared, and widely revered, rural American sheriff’s deputy: Pornography Fife

The best things in life are pornography

POTW: Pornography of the Week

Pornography: It's what's for dinner!

[Manny460]

Literary classics:

The Lion, the Witch and the Pornography
The Old Man and the Pornography
The Emperor's New Pornography
The Pornography in the Rye
Alice in Pornography
The Wizard of Pornography

[DrMotorcity]

This date in history: 8-24-2006


Pornography (as defined by a well-respected international agency):

Celestial bodies that often orbit around other bodies, celestial or otherwise, having sufficient mass to gravitate to other-like bodies and overcome (sic) rigid body forces so that that it assumes the proper camera angle for its various round shapes to be suitably depicted for general release in accordance to U.S.C. 2257 parameters and has created public outcry when one of its retail outlets is open for business in a residential neighborhood.

Remember, you heard it here first.

[drdeath67]

Santa knew he was in trouble when little Timmy, the child perched on his lap, asked for pornography for Christmas!

[drdeath67]

FreeOnes has 50% less carbs as the other leading brands of pornography!

[drdeath67]

*says to a gas station attendant*
"Hey buddy, could you tell me the easiest way to get to Pornography, Pennsylvania?"

[member006]

Pornography in the morning, pornography in the evening, pornography at supper time...be my little pornographer and love me all the time.

[HeartBroker]

no reply...


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For Pornography!

[DrMotorcity]

ATTENTION!
A valuable dietary tip from the good DrDeath:

FreeOnes has 50% less carbs as the other leading brands of pornography!

[DrMotorcity]

Radio transmission received on Earth from the ill-fated Apollo XXX while en route to the moon: “Houston, we have some pornography.”

Classic rock tune written and performed by my next-door neighbor: Cat Scratch Pornography

Well-know book written by a future U.S. president: It Takes Some Pornography

[HeartBroker]

The Tigers might just win the pornography this year!

[jod0565]

Have you met my Irish cousin, Porn O'Graphy?

[drdeath67]

Have you met my Irish cousin, Porn O'Graphy?
LMAO:1orglaugh :rofl:

[HeartBroker]

That's my dad, are you from the O'pornography side of the family?

[DrMotorcity]

The Tigers might just win the pornography this year!

Many of us here think that they already have, as their play in the past several weeks has fallen far below community standards. :mad: :confused:

[HeartBroker]

They will be just fine, as long as they remember
they have pornography on their side!

[DrMotorcity]

They will be just fine, as long as they remember
they have pornography on their side!

They would do much better if they would patiently wait for their pitch and learn how to properly throw to their cut-off man.

:(

[Legzman]

Anybody recognize this christmas classic?

pornography

pornography,
pornography,
How steadfast are
your branches!
Your boughs are green
in summer's clime
And through the snows
of wintertime.
pornography,
pornography,
How steadfast are
your branches!

pornography,
pornography,
What happiness befalls me
When oft at
joyous Christmas-time
Your form inspires
my song and rhyme.
pornography,
pornography,
What happiness befalls me

pornography,
pornography,
Your boughs can
teach a lesson
That constant faith
and hope sublime
Lend strength and
comfort through all time.
pornography,
pornography,
Your boughs can
teach a lesson

[DrMotorcity]

American music classics!
Al Jolson: "Pornography, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old pornography..."

Chuck Berry:
Pornography. Goode

Famous hand puppets! Kukla, Fran, and Pornography

[HeartBroker]

...he's at the 20, the 10, the 5... Pornography!!

[DrMotorcity]

...he's at the 20, the 10, the 5... Pornography!!

Exciting, wasn't it? :1orglaugh



Semi-embalmed canine who shilled for a popular brand of beer: Spudz Pornography

Famous rallying cry in rembrance of the notorious seige layed upon a humble bastion of freedom by a band of ruthless border-crossing pro-censorship zealots who sought to impose their own twisted view of morality upon others:

"Remember the Pornography!!!"

Anecdotal account of the American football offensive strategy extolled by legendary college head-coach Woody Hayes: "Three yards and a cloud of pornography!"

[drdeath67]

I slip yesterday and tore my lower pornography!


No that particular cat is of the pornography family!

[DrMotorcity]

I slip yesterday and tore my lower pornography!




Wasn't Lower Pornography once a republic of the now-defunct Yugoslavia?

[drdeath67]

Wasn't Lower Pornography once a republic of the now-defunct Yugoslavia?LMAO Oh that's right! Silly me!:rolleyes:

[DrMotorcity]

Anybody recognize this christmas classic?

pornography

pornography,
pornography,
How steadfast are
your branches!
Your boughs are green...

...teach a lesson

:confused:
We give up.

Please let us in on this one.

[drdeath67]

:confused:
We give up.

Please let us in on this one.*whispers* Oh Christmas Tree! ;)

[DrMotorcity]

*whispers* Oh Christmas Tree! ;)

That's not the way I learned that song! And besides, we should not glorify the savage decimating of our forests and the resulting irreparable ecological devastation that sends our globe spinning wildly out of control! Think of all the birds of prey that are now displaced, and of the subsequent over-population of rats, mice, chipmunks, etc., etc., and the hardships they will face this winter as there is not enough acorns and bramble-bushes to go around for all of them! Horrors! Consider how much fossile fuel is expended every year to power chain-saws alone! And of the resulting air pollution, not to mention those empty little plastic bottles of 2-cycle oil that are scattered all over the forest as if some hideous synthetic mulch to impede the natural growth of foliage or find its way in to waterways where curious fry may find themselves trapped in and denied the opportunity to mature and eventually lead productive lives (if the displaced birds of prey don't get them first, that is). Save the trees! But most importantly, save us from songs about trees!

:weeping: :( :crying: :helpme:

[drdeath67]

That's not the way I learned that song! And besides, we should not glorify the savage decimating of our forests and the resulting irreparable ecological devastation that sends our globe spinning wildly out of control! Think of all the birds of prey that are now displaced, and of the subsequent over-population of rats, mice, chipmunks, etc., etc., and the hardships they will face this winter as there is not enough acorns and bramble-bushes to go around for all of them! Horrors! Consider how much fossile fuel is expended every year to power chain-saws alone! And of the resulting air pollution, not to mention those empty little plastic bottles of 2-cycle oil that are scattered all over the forest as if some hideous synthetic mulch to impede the natural growth of foliage or find its way in to waterways where curious fry may find themselves trapped in and denied the opportunity to mature and eventually lead productive lives (if the displaced birds of prey don't get them first, that is). Save the trees! But most importantly, save us from songs about trees!

:weeping: :( :crying: Hey,I use a plastic Christmas tree! LMAO ;) :thumbsup:

[DrMotorcity]

Hey,I use a plastic Christmas tree! LMAO ;) :thumbsup:

Most environmentally responsible of you, my esteemed colleague.

:)

Personally, I hate rats, mice, chipmunks, etc., etc., and are jolly glad that in short order they're going to starve to death this winter.

[HeartBroker]

Last one in is a rotten pornography!

[Priapus]

Pornography has weaved almost effortlessly through time, and in the past century has evolved to become what it is today.

[drdeath67]

"Umm....excuse me Miss.....I believe your pornography is showing!"

[JCMSVOBODA]

This thread shows the fact that doctors are interested especially in pornography! :D

[DrMotorcity]

This thread shows the fact that doctors are interested especially in pornography! :D

Indeed! And in fact, both Dr.Death and myself were classmates together and dillegently submerged ourselves in our studies with the unwaverable interest to eventually become qualified enough to solemnly take that Hippornographic Oath!

Welcome to the School of FreeOnes, baby! :thumbsup:

[drdeath67]

Hippornographic Oath!:thumbsup:LMAO Good one Doc!:thumbsup:

[DrMotorcity]

Ad-lib by John Lennon at the end of one of the more notable (and controversial) Beatles songs:

"I've got Pornography on my fingers!!!"

[Legzman]

God Bless Pornography

[DrMotorcity]

God Bless Pornography
God bless its Pornography little head...



Still more to come!!! :eek:

AC/DC classic hit!!!
Pornography Done Dirt cheap

Popular show tune by Rodgers/ Hammerstein!!!
Pornography with the Fringe on Top

From the ever quotable Yogi Berra!!!
"When you come to some pornography in the road, take it."


Signature phrase from one of the most insufferably protracted motion picture serials of all time!!!
"May the Pornography be with you..."

Venerable old ex-Hollywood Square!!!
Charles Nelson Pornography

Stay tuned!
Same pornography time, same pornography station!

[Priapus]

Pornography is widely known for stress relief, and has a wonderful calming effect.

[jod0565]

"Dr. Pornography, code blue, Dr. Pornography, code blue!"

"Can't we all just get a pornography?"

Porn o graphy is the act of graphing a porno.

[roflcopter]

i was watching pornography when my computer shut off and i was sad

[roflcopter]

pornography is the best word in the world

[DrMotorcity]

Line uttered at the climactic moment of a well-known J. Geils Band recording from the early '80s:


"Oh my God! That pornography! It's my wife!"





;)

[Husified]

I am Pornography

[DrMotorcity]

I am Pornography

:o :confused:

I am Pornography

(I am Pornography)

Look, she’s lost her clothes
And watch what she does with that garden hose
Humped over a pillow sack
Or does she like it flat on her back?
Does she know exactly what she’s doing?
Or even the name of the he-she that she’s screwing?

Lace, poly-vinyl and leather
Ah, alas, the pages are stuck together

She had turned to porn
Like two-thirds of all the babes in Californ
Spread-shots, ATM time and again
To her, “Flynt” is not a city in Michigan

Everyone wants her
Contractually bound to the decibelage of her moans and wails
Certified star-checked member
And you can find her panties are for sale

Ride that cow-girl right out of Laramie
Why, she can even stomach (?!) Ron Jeremy
Watch her bounce those pecs
Are they real or are they Memorex ™?

Everyone wants her
After seeing her show “pink” on the bed
Everyone wants her
They’ve all subscribed to the thread

She’s a dream right out of Heaven
And totally compliant with 2257
After lap-dancing in Beverly Hills
Pornography woman wants more than just dollar bills




Remember, you heard it here first.

[Priapus]

Once pornography has made itself at home, giving it the old heave-ho is almost always imposssible.

[Legzman]

Pornography.

[Priapus]

Scandinavia underwent a cultural florescence in the 2nd millenium; a flourishing export trade developed - mainly in pornography.

[Iamforever]

there are two types of pornography. when youre young, and when its legal for you to own it.:D

[satcat]

[as said by challenged blonde]

Isn't pornography a chart thingy doctors use to measuse your porno levels...

[DrMotorcity]

[as said by challenged blonde]

Isn't pornography a chart thingy doctors use to measuse your porno levels...

Challenged blonde? Now leave my nurse out of it...

Actually, when making our evaluation of the afore mentioned condition, us 21st century physicians have come to rely heavily on PRI (Pornographic Rentention Imaging). Amazing it is how that some people can misplace their carkeys or forget the birthday of their significant other (or others, who, presumably, know nothing about each other), but can capably rattle off the name of every Fem-Joy babe they ever laid their eyes on. A peculiar phenomena, we in the medical profession have declared it.

[Priapus]

Pornography comprises an extraordinarily powerful and flexible set of tools that, depending on the producers, and the performers skill can make or break a production.

[DrMotorcity]

Sage advice from the grizzled, weather-beaten old veteran to the pink-and-pale greenhorn:
"Better get used to it, kid; it comes with the pornography."

[drdeath67]

The meteorologist was shocked at the huge rise in pornographic pressure!

[Priapus]

Two things that turned pornography into a phenomenon was an abundant supply of talent, and a way to get the product to market.

[member006]

Pornography is to be seen and heard.

[Priapus]

The best method of storing your pornography is in a cool, dry place.

[DrMotorcity]

The meteorologist was shocked at the huge rise in pornographic pressure!

My! First culinary tips and now... the weather report! No specialist we have here amongst our ranks!

Dr. Diversified
he has come to be known as in these parts!

The vast (pornographic) knowledge of this man is boundless! What will be next? Hair-styles? Annuities? Spotted-owl relocation? U.S. diplomacy in a post-Fidel Cuba? An insider's report on the much-anticipated Mercyful Fate world tour '07 (featuring Paul Rodgers on lead vocals)?

Ohhh-h-h-h, but what is most glaringly imminent: has another tolerably well-known (as well as grossly self-important, and egregiously maligned) "Man of Medicine" (http://server4.pictiger.com/img/592366/picture-hosting/drmotorcity%5C%27s-a-v-karen-kane-loud-and-clear%2C-fast-and-furious%21.jpg) finally met his match?





:eek:

Gee, and look! I even forgot what I was supposed to use in a sentence! :o :confused:

[drdeath67]

My! First culinary tips and now... the weather report! No specialist we have here amongst our ranks!

Dr. Diversified
he has come to be known as in these parts!

The vast (pornographic) knowledge of this man is boundless! What will be next? Hair-styles? Annuities? Spotted-owl relocation? U.S. diplomacy in a post-Fidel Cuba? An insider's report on the much-anticipated Mercyful Fate world tour '07 (featuring Paul Rodgers on lead vocals)?

Ohhh-h-h-h, but what is most glaringly imminent: has another tolerably well-known (as well as grossly self-important, and egregiously maligned) "Man of Medicine" (http://server4.pictiger.com/img/592366/picture-hosting/drmotorcity%5C%27s-a-v-karen-kane-loud-and-clear%2C-fast-and-furious%21.jpg) finally met his match?





:eek:

Gee, and look! I even forgot what I was supposed to use in a sentence! :o :confused:LMFAO Oh you!:D

[drdeath67]

Sherlock Holmes looks at his faithful companion Watson and says, "Pornography my dear Watson".

[DrMotorcity]

Sherlock Holmes looks at his faithful companion Watson and says, "Pornography my dear Watson".

He most certainly did. :1orglaugh :rolleyes:

And hey—we've made it on to page #8 and no one has stopped us yet!
:glugglug:

Here's one for y'all:

American Politics!!!

This just in!!!
From the Wayne County Penny-Press and Shopping News:
WASHINGTON, D.C.— A high-ranking official of the Republican National Party revealed yesterday that it is expecting to announce within the week the party’s leading candidate for the White House in the upcoming 2008 campaign as being the legendary adult film performer, Ron Jeremy. The official, speaking on the condition of pornography…

[HeartBroker]

"Have A Nice Pornography!"
:)

[JCMSVOBODA]

I've almost stopped leaving my home, because I spend nearly all my time happily in my world of pornography! :D

[HeartBroker]

Stairway To Pornography is a good song,
I like Whole 'Lotta Pornography better!

[DrMotorcity]

As the theme song to a camp U.S. television hit from the sixties!

Pornography, na na na-na na na
Pornography, na na na-na na na...

[HeartBroker]

...it's the strike 'em out throw 'em out double-pornography to end the inning.

We'll be back after this message from our pornographers...

[DrMotorcity]

...it's the strike 'em out throw 'em out double-pornography to end the inning.

We'll be back after this message from our pornographers...

HeartBroker, the officially licensed sportscaster of the "Pornography: Use it in a sentence" thread!

Now, for this one:


Rick Moranis!

Honey, I photo-shopped the pornography!

and...

Bob and Doug Pornography.

[drdeath67]

Trapped between Heaven and Hell, lil' Timmy will wander aimlessly through pornography forever......or is that purgatory?:dunno:

[DrMotorcity]

Dafffynitions (sorry, Tunsty):

Pornography Vu: Latin for "re-post."

[dave_rhino]

Mumma always said life was like a box of pornography...
Ya never know whatcha gona get.

[HeartBroker]

Last night the pornograhy went out right in the middle of the game, who won?

[DrMotorcity]

Trapped between Heaven and Hell, lil' Timmy will wander aimlessly through pornography forever......or is that purgatory?:dunno:
Lil' Timmy must be wandering in purgatory. Not a (Free)one of us has seen 'im (sic) in these parts!

Last night the pornography went out right in the middle of the game, who won?
Called on account of pornography?

Or for that matter:
(Upon throwing flag, football referee blows whistle, ending play, and then announces the infraction to the viewing audience: "Five yard penalty, illegal use of pornography, number 2257, offense. Still first down.")

[HeartBroker]

And they call the game for that, damn those football pornographers!

[Manny460]

Did anybody catch Monday Night Pornography?

[DrMotorcity]

Did anybody catch Monday Night Pornography?

All My Pornography Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight!

{Give me a few days and I'll come up with a great Freeones-inspired parody of that HWJr. tune}

[HeartBroker]

Winners of the AL Central, it looks as if the Minnesota Pornographers
are about to be eliminated from the playoffs.

[DrMotorcity]

Here's one from the HeartBroker (http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=47698) all-time greatest hits album!!!*

{The classic baseball setting: bottom of the ninth, the bases loaded and the winning run at third and the man standing at the plate with a full count. Lights; music; action...}

Your friendly ebullient and pathologically hyperactive and exuberant local radio announcer:

The pitcher looks in for the sign...then takes a look at the runner at third...he begins to go into the stretch...and with a mighty thrust of his arm he delivers the ball——SWING AND A MISS, PORNOGRAPHY!!!


*I edited out the part about him scratching himself and adjusting his cap twenty times and trying to go about unnoticed as he accesses a particular substance stashed upon his person to give him a competitive edge.

[HeartBroker]

Here's one from the HeartBroker (http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=47698) all-time greatest hits album!!!*

[/SIZE]


*I edited out the part about him scratching himself and adjusting his cap twenty times and trying to go about unnoticed as he accesses a particular substance stashed upon his person to give him a competitive edge.

Ha, I love it, almost makes the pornography on the back of my neck stand up!

[DrMotorcity]

Stairway To Pornography is a good song,
I like Whole 'Lotta Pornography better!

What Is and What Should Never Pornography
Trampled Under Pornography
Pornograph-Y-Aur Stomp
Nobody's Pornography But Mine
Since I've Been Into Pornography
Pornographylambra
I Can't Quit Pornography, Baby
The Pornography Remains the Same

[HeartBroker]

Pornographylambra

Awesome!!


"He's sacked, now they're out of pornograghy range, you just can't do that!"

[DrMotorcity]

"He's sacked, now they're out of pornograghy range, you just can't do that!"

Yet another fine report from the ever-intrepid HeartBroker, the officially licensed sportscaster of the "Pornography: Use it in a sentence" thread!

[HeartBroker]

AARP stands for...

Always Attempting Rabid Pornography

[HeartBroker]

"...a sharp left and a right uppercut, he's hurt, another left and I don't think he's going to be able to withstand this vicious pornography any longer..."

That's it, we have a new Pornography Champion of the world!

[Montrealman]

Poor? No Graphic? Yes !

Does that count?

[HeartBroker]

Why yes, yes it does, a new pornography fan everyday!

[dave_rhino]

"We interupt your current television viewing to bring you urgent Pornography"

[DrMotorcity]

"We interupt your current television viewing to bring you urgent Pornography"

And I'm sure that it would be much bettter than anything on TV these days!


:1orglaugh

[HeartBroker]

Keyshawn Johnson's got a new book out...
"Just Gimme The Damn Pornography", it's a good one!

[member006]

Pornography, added to your daily diet will help lower your cholesterol dramatically.

[HeartBroker]

Cholesterol, when taken in sufficient quantities, can substantially
reduce your risk of pornography occuring!

[DrMotorcity]

Cholesterol, when taken in sufficient quantities, can substantially
reduce your risk of pornography occuring!

Hey, everyone, here's all—I said ALL the reason in the world to avoid cholesterol!

Remember, you heard it here first!
:rolleyes:

[DrMotorcity]

Notorious American outlaw:
Pornography Boy Floyd

The extra-terrestrial Larry Flynt (?!): Mork and Pornography



:1orglaugh

[HeartBroker]

People who live in pornography houses, shouldn't throw glass!!

[member006]

Pornography a day, keeps constipation away.

[Iamforever]

pornography is the devil's tool!!!!!:rofl:

[HeartBroker]

...and the pornography goes to..

[DrMotorcity]

...and the pornography goes to..
Here's an idea inspired by the above post;

(said by a presenter at an Academy Awards® ceremony): "May I have the pornography, please..."

Bert Parks? "Here she comes, Miss Pornography..."

[HeartBroker]

...That's it, it's over, St. Louis wins the pornography !!
St. Louis wins the pornography!

[DrMotorcity]

...That's it, it's over, St. Louis wins the pornography !!
St. Louis wins the pornography!

Puh-leeeezzzzzzzzzzz, don't remind me! :(

[HeartBroker]

Sorry man, you should expect that from me, even though I was rooting for the Tigers!


The pornography is in the details!

[drdeath67]

"You young'ins have got it made now-a-days! Back when I was your age I had to walk 20 miles to school...UP HILL....through 2 feet of pornography!"

[drdeath67]

....and with proper care, your pornography will not chip, peel or fade and will give you lifetime of enjoyment!

[DrMotorcity]

Pornography a day, keeps constipation away.
An invaluable health tip from LadyLove!

....and with proper care, your pornography will not chip, peel or fade and will give you lifetime of enjoyment!

...and now... home improvment advice from DrDeath, who can be seen week nights at seven on the syndicated television program, This Old Pornography.

:1orglaugh

Thanks again to all those who have contributed to this thread!:)

[drdeath67]

Thanks again to all those who have contributed to this thread!:)No thank you Doc for coming up with the concept of this thread....I tip my pornography to you! :hatsoff: ;)

[coffeeandporn]

What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this porngraphy hot?

[DrMotorcity]

Notorious statement made by John Lennon:


"We're more popular than Sandee Westgate!"
:eek: :shocked: :error: :shock:

:2offtopic

(OK, I admit that that remark doesn't fit in with the theme around here, but I had to put it somewhere. There's just nothing like hijacking your own thread, I always say, and I can assure you I won't ever do it again. Really.)

Back on topic, now:

Signature battle-cry of the Lone Ranger as he embarks upon another mission to bring the forces of evil to justice: "Hi-ho, Pornography!"

Well-known apothegem of the unmarked, brown-paper package carrier:
"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor Meese Commission will keep the U.S. Pornography Service from its appointed rounds."

[Mymessages74]

After 15 years of hard study, you too can get your doctorate in Applied Pornography With Masturbation & Casual Sex but you have got to keep yourself aware of the latest developments if you wanna be the best.

[HeartBroker]

There's a minute and 20 seconds left to play, they have 60 yards go to get into pornography range with no time outs!

[DrMotorcity]

There's a minute and 20 seconds left to play, they have 60 yards go to get into pornography range with no time outs!
Very good! :1orglaugh

"...and although the runner lost the ball upon contact, he still maintains possession, as you all know, football fans, because the pornography cannot cause a fumble."

"HE LEAPS—AND MAKES THE CATCH! Oh... and now the officials rule it as an incomplete pass, stating that the receiver failed to come down with both feet in pornography!

[HeartBroker]

Good pornography DrMotorcity!

[Legzman]

I went to the doctor the other day complaining that my pornography hurt...he gave me some lotion to use. I feel much better now!
:D

[HeartBroker]

...and she's buying a stairway to pornography

[DrMotorcity]

...and she's buying a stairway to pornography


What Is and What Should Never Pornography
Trampled Under Pornography
Pornograph-Y-Aur Stomp
Nobody's Pornography But Mine
Since I've Been Into Pornography
Pornographylambra
I Can't Quit Pornography, Baby
The Pornography Remains the Same

Physical Pornography (?!)
or how about album IV? Zoporno

Or taking a step back in time, the Yardbirds!

Mister, Your Pornography's Better than Mine
Pornography, Under, Sideways, Down
Shapes of Pornography

I didn't think as much either.
:o
:hammer:

[HeartBroker]

...and with that, Space Shuttle Pornography has touched down, completing another successful mission!

[DrMotorcity]

:1orglaugh
...and with that, Space Shuttle Pornography has touched down, completing another successful mission!
Among the more prominent experiments undertaken during the mission, of which those in the scientific community had been watching with keen interest, was the one conducted to observe the effects of weightlessness on Eurobabes.

[HeartBroker]

...and the babes were found to be more conducive to pornography !

[DrMotorcity]

...and with that, Space Shuttle Pornography has touched down, completing another successful mission!

...and the babes were found to be more conducive to pornography !
Thanks again for another fine report from our man HeartBroker, the officially licensed astrophysicist of the Pornography: Use it in a sentence thread!
:jump:

[DrMotorcity]

From the archives of HeartBroker, the officially licensed astrophysicist of the Pornography: Use it in a sentence thread!


After arriving at the climactic moment of the first-ever sex scene filmed on the surface of the Moon, and just as he is about to disembark the lunar landing module Spread Eagle, veteran Astronaut Jeremy stoically announces to an anxious planet a quarter of a million miles away:

"That's one small ejaculation for a pornstar; one giant deluge for Pornography."

Thanks again, HeartBroker!

:wave2:

[DrMotorcity]

Confession time by DrMotorcity:

:o

Re: Why I was late for work today.

While driving this morning to go to work, suddenly the instrument panel of my locally-manufactured vehicle became ablaze with the near-blinding refulgence that was now emanating from the Check Pornography light that had become energized, apparently for mechanically sound, and justifiable reasons. Being the responsible, law-abiding, and environmentally-conscious citizen that I am, I immediatly altered my plans and spared no effort to investigate this matter thoroughly. Hey, the world's largest auto maker couldn't possibly be wrong, could it?

(Actually, I never made it to work at all.)

Later that day, as DrMotorcity places the ignition key in his vehicle just as he is about to depart to attend his ex-mother-in-law's 172nd birthday party...

"Hmmm, that dad-dratted light is still on..."


Remember, you heard it here first.

[timjwhite]

Does anyone know if they are any Samoan chicks that pose for pornography?

[Lexx7]

From the "Learning to by porn in Germany" tape:

English: "I would like to buy some Pornography, please."

German: "Ich möchte bitte gerne etwas Pornographie kaufen"

"now repeat..."

[HeartBroker]

While making stew the other night I noticed it called for a dash of pornography!

How the hell much is a dash ?

[DrMotorcity]

While making stew the other night I noticed it called for a dash of pornography!

How the hell much is a dash ?

You'll have to check with DrDeath; he's the "Officially-Sanctioned Culinary Expert" of this thread.

[Iamforever]

i think a dash is just a pinch.

[HeartBroker]

You and your pornography are welome to make Christmas dinner this year!

[drdeath67]

Looking up in the tree in awe, the bird watcher could not believe he was one of only a handful have viewed the rare Yellow Breasted Hooked Billed Pornography!

[HeartBroker]

Pornography, simply the best single malt in the world today!

[HeartBroker]

Excuse me ma'am, is that your pornography ?

[Phaeton]

Hi, I'm Phaeton, and I'm addicted to pornography.

[DrMotorcity]

Actual classified ads taken from a recent issue of the Wayne County Shopping News and Legal Press:

In the used automobile section:
For sale: 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix. V-8, low mileage. Florida car. Never seen pornography.

In the "Lost and Found" section:
LOST: Hamtramck area. Chestnut-colored dachshund, male, nearly blind and with hair on its paws; answers to the name "Pornography."

[drdeath67]

Poor old Mr. Murray will have to have his pornography gland surgically removed!


BTW good one Doc!

[Smitty]

"Oh the pornography!!"

-cs™

[DrMotorcity]

Poor old Mr. Murray will have to have his pornography gland surgically removed!



And we know just the man to do the job! :1orglaugh

Actually, thanks to the recent advances made in modern 21st century medicine, the p-gland (as us MD's call it) can be sucessfully treated by the use of radiation; however, one must be careful to shield it from any ultra-violet rays, as most likely a severe case of fading will occur, rendering its contents illegible. Also, excessive quantities of fluids may prematurely corrode the staples, causing them to fail and thereby resulting in a condition where the pages become disasterously out of order.

[HeartBroker]

Hey DMC, Is that used pornography still for sale ?
I would be very interested in a 1972 Pornography.
If she, I mean it is in good shape!
:1orglaugh