tasting your own cum !!!

[deanoo]

Anybody ever wanked on there monitor screen over porn then tasted there cum ?

[yonasa]

Anybody ever wanked on there monitor screen over porn then tasted there cum ?
:wtf: For heavens sake...NO! lol

[Civickiller80]

:wtf: For heavens sake...NO! lol

Exactly what i was thinking....next somebody is gonna start a thread asking if they have ever ate or drank other bodily fluids

[member20672]

LMFAO.....Ahhh thanks for the laugh:1orglaugh :rofl:

[GENIUS]

Wtf Is Wrong With U Deano If U Want To Taste Cum Go To Your Nearest Gay Bar

AKA UR DADS HOUSE

[Slam]

Closest I ever came was some girl that was giving me head tried to lean in for a kiss afterwards. Lets put it this way, she caught a flying bottle of Scope.

So an answer to your question, no.

[harold]

sure have, but just my own

[Incentive]

sure have, but just my own

your like that guy on scary movie to im guessing....

[GENIUS]

FANCY A pint___________________________of cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

queer motherfuckers

[McRocket]

FANCY A pint___________________________of cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

queer motherfuckers

Alright already. You made your point. I am not big on the question myself - though there is nothing wrong with him/her asking it. But enough with the childish name calling please.

Besides. If it bothers you SO MUCH - why are you still on this thread making comments about it?

Have a nice day.

[cabey]

Alright already. You made your point. I am not big on the question myself - though there is nothing wrong with him/her asking it. But enough with the childish name calling please.

Besides. If it bothers you SO MUCH - why are you still on this thread making comments about it?

Have a nice day.



well said!:) :nanner: :)

[juballs]

ya, well this is gross, but mcrocket said all that needed to be said

[tunsty]

Oh pleeeeease let me start my Dumb threads again!!!

[member20672]

Oh pleeeeease let me start my Dumb threads again!!!
Oh how we all feel the same:banger: But sadly:bawling: there has been no ok for their reappearance:nono:.......yet:mail:

[Superfly]

Id rather starve

[Death_blooms08]

Oh how we all feel the same:banger: But sadly:bawling: there has been no ok for their reappearance:nono:.......yet:mail:


You know what, this calls for a petition, and I nominate someone else to do it, cause I have to go back to work now.

[holdol]

Christ....get a squeege!!!:confused:

[Jacksson_77]

Id rather starveBut cum has much protein! Ok, that's no excuse.

Definitely NO! Not on the monitor... :tongue:

:hatsoff: Jackson

[jod0565]

I never clean my screen, so it's kinda hard to tell what cum is new and which is last month's. I mean just yesterday, I nutted a glop that ran down into the keyboard and I did not clean it so my my ppppppppppppppppppppppp button gets stuck. Maybe if I did lick off my screen I would not have this freakin' problem.
Jeeeeze.

[Anonymous2]

Just discovered this thread and all I can say is...
I knew we'd someday reach this point :rolleyes:

And jod? Too much information buddy ;)

[jod0565]

I know, but I had to make up something outrageous to match the thread. hehe

[poggy]

What is cum ?
Is cum a food ?

[AngelOfDeath]

Anybody ever wanked on there monitor screen over porn then tasted there cum ?

Not me, I'm no faggot.

[jod0565]

I've seen those vids where cum is a drink...
http://www.givetoher.com/sub/27/galta5.html

[member20672]

I've seen those vids where cum is a drink...
http://www.givetoher.com/sub/27/galta5.html
Cum-shots....wonder if they had them at Cheers:confused:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tunsty]

Cum-shots....wonder if they had them at Cheers:confused:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Down in one??

[Grellig]

Me not.Just my GF taste my cum.:bowdown:

When i load a big cumshot,my girlfriend is verry happy because she can swollow.:nanner:

[spiceworld]

Why in the world i would want to do that ! :eek: :dunno: :confused:

[jod0565]

Why in the world i would want to do that ! :eek: :dunno: :confused:

To be one with yourself. hehe

[Grellig]

Why in the world i would want to do that ! :eek: :dunno: :confused:

To do something ahhhhhh "different"?:)

[Misery]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1139/animpukeblood4ia.gif

[foxycougar]

What is cum ?
Is cum a food ?
Who wants to take this one?

[youlneverstopme]

The answer to the question is no, but I'm not sure doing it makes you Gay, not least because I think I remember a porn star (maybe Taylor Rain) exchanging cum orally with a guy who'd just banged her ass red raw before cumming in her mouth.

I don't think he was Gay, somehow - sick, perhaps, but not Gay. :D

[foxycougar]

There's nothing wrong with being curious, I guess. How many times have you seen a chick lick her fingers off after touching herself in a porn?

[Spanky's Anger]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/omfg.jpg

[member20672]

There's nothing wrong with being curious, I guess. How many times have you seen a chick lick her fingers off after touching herself in a porn?
This is another one of those situations where if a girl does it, its sexy, a guy, its odd. Kind of like:
Wearing no underwear-Guys....ugh Girls----Sexy
Or the girl on the dance floor who's looking better just because she is sweating, and then compare that to the guy on the dance floor sweating like a pig in heat:eek:

[Violator79]

My question is: How close do you have to sit to splooge all over your monitor? I mean you have to sit at some length to type don't you? And the angle? Unless you have a power penis, you have to sit pretty damn close in order to make it shoot that far right? Think that over everyone!!:D :rubbel: :wtf:

[member2686]

The spell of sperm, anyone? :1orglaugh :rofl:

The more you know... :thumbsup:

If your cum is dusty, you know it must be real, because you cannot get dusty cum over the internet. lmao :rofl2:

Oh Jesus Chrysostamus, why oh why, in nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti, must these threads pop up?!

:wtf:

*Hits the speed-dial button on his phone for tunsty...*

[Ax3C]

Oh Jesus Chrysostamus, why oh why, in nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti, must these threads pop up?!


Why am I reminded of Father Guido Sarducci from Saturday Night Live? :D

I can just see / hear Don Novello saying this same thing ... LMFAO


Thank you for the laugh, Nightfly. :thumbsup:

[RogueWolf]

Whenever I see threads like this...I can't help but wonder/think...
"Even if I did...do you REALLY think I would admit/post it???"

[Max]

I wonder if there is a production factory that bang these people out with microchips implanted in thier brians that go off at certain times! and the victim immediatly has to run to his/her computer and make a crack-ass-thread?

[Deadone]

er................... what kind of guy wants to drink is cum ??

:dunno: :dunno:

[Gordar]

Even though I've never tasted my own cum & probably never will, since the thought alone makes me sick, I do find it a bit hypocritical of all of us (including myself) that we DO like women to lick their fingers after they've cum, but somehow think it's sick/ disgusting when it comes to male cum.

Like I said, I'm guilty of it myself, so I can hardly blame anyone, but I do believe it's something worth thinking about.

[HERO2]

o yes i drink my cum every time. its a good source of protein and it helps me build up my muscles

[dirac]

Cum more often than not, ends up in the small, sticky, slightly mis-coloured area under my desk, which even with my flexiness IS NO WHERE NEAR MY MOUTH!!!

[foxycougar]

This is another one of those situations where if a girl does it, its sexy, a guy, its odd. Kind of like:
Wearing no underwear-Guys....ugh Girls----Sexy
Or the girl on the dance floor who's looking better just because she is sweating, and then compare that to the guy on the dance floor sweating like a pig in heat:eek:
Same thing with women's underwear.....sexy on women, not so sexy on men, lol.

[Rastagir]

Looking at this thread I can't help noticing that for something that almost all find discusting, it sure has a lot of replies :)
Furthermore, I find it curious....The whole issue I mean. Most men (including me) find the whole idea repulsive, but then again we ask our Gf's to "drink it all down".....We are disgusted with something we produce but have no problem asking the significant other hald to have a mouthful :) Any psychologist in here to explain that please? :)

[foxycougar]

Any psychologist in here to explain that please? :)
Yeah, I'm not touchin this one, lol.

[ilovepornpics]

This is a perfect example of why Tunsty should be able to work his magic. I do believe that this one would have won the contest.

[member20672]

This is a perfect example of why Tunsty should be able to work his magic. I do believe that this one would have won the contest.
In a landslide:1orglaugh

[member2686]

Well, in the spirit of keeping a fun, living board, and with certain powers which temporarily prevented his good-spirited, fun-loving "dumb thread" polls from going on no longer in power, I say let the good times roll again and tunsty, start working on the next dumbest thread poll!! :thumbsup: :nanner: :)

[member20672]

Well, in the spirit of keeping a fun, living board, and with certain powers which temporarily prevented his good-spirited, fun-loving "dumb thread" polls from going on no longer in power, I say let the good times roll again and tunsty, start working on the next dumbest thread poll!! :thumbsup: :nanner: :)
Either that or we have a shitload of potential home improvement threads to merge together, if you know what I mean:1orglaugh

[USNinc]

Doesn't matter where I unload my special glass of "WuBru"....it won't touch my lips unless I don't wash my hands enough and accidently rub my face.

[foxycougar]

WuBru? I know what it is (obviously) but I just gotta know where you got that name, lol.

[jod0565]

WuBru is a special "brew" made only after the exclamation "Woohoo!" is screamed.
That's my jod explanation. Wikipedia has none.

[Incentive]

Wow... that video is horrible

[om3ga]

Wow... that video is horrible

Thanks for the warning - now I'll give it a wide berth.

Come to think of it, I'll also give this thread a wide berth, too...:1orglaugh

[SeraphiM]

Holy jizz filled donut batman!
:wtf: Been gone a couple of days and this pops up?

[member20672]

Holy jizz filled donut batman!
:wtf: Been gone a couple of days and this pops up?
Ohh there's another, similar related one floating around somewhere:eek:

[SeraphiM]

Ohh there's another, similar related one floating around somewhere:eek:


Damn it, I just found it.

Some people must be going through a protein deficiency :dunno:

[member20672]

Damn it, I just found it.

Some people must be going through a protein deficiency :dunno:
:1orglaugh Its been an interesting day at FreeOnes:eek:

[incog]

Just wait for the show your penis thread tomorrow.

[member20672]

Just wait for the show your penis thread tomorrow.
Actually I was figuring on seeing a, What do you do with your balls during masturbation thread, tomorrow....but you never know:eek:

[incog]

Maybe a do you play with your ass when masturbating.

[member20672]

Maybe a do you play with your ass when masturbating.
I think that has been covered already:eek:

Maybe a thread dedicated to masturbation with food:eek: :eek:

[incog]

I think that has been covered already:eek:

Maybe a thread dedicated to masturbation with food:eek: :eek:

Yeah I could see that one going well.

Do you use a carrot, cucumber or egg plant when masturbating.:D

[member20672]

I can see the new thread tomorrow


"Well I sometimes enjoy using peanut butter and jelly. Make myself a nice Peanut butter and jelly cock." :eek:


Lmfao:rofl:

[Death_blooms08]

"Well I sometimes enjoy using peanut butter and jelly. Make myself a nice Peanut butter and jelly cock.":eek:


Lmfao:rofl:


Peanut butter mixed with cum, you wouldn't be able to talk for a week.

[incog]

"Well I sometimes enjoy using peanut butter and jelly. Make myself a nice Peanut butter and jelly cock.":eek:


Lmfao:rofl:

LOL at least you aren't afraid to admit it.

[member20672]

Hey, I don't do that(when sober) I was just putting up an example:mad:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Incentive]

Please.... we all know harley loves the cock!!! lol jkjk

[incog]

Hey, I don't do that(when sober) I was just putting up an example:mad:





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I know you were joking, I just hate using the faces.

[member20672]

Please.... we all know harley loves the cock!!! lol jkjk
There's another I might have to add to, Harleys list of FreeOnes Members to kill with my Motorcycle. just kidding....for now
:rofl:

[Incentive]

Lol im jmust grindin your gears/chappin your ass. its all <3

[member20672]

Anyone else find it odd that the best conversations happen in the dumbest threads? Hmmm........

[incog]

Yeah because we all agree that they are dumb.

[Incentive]

Agreed... that deserves rep

[member20672]

Yeah because we all agree that they are dumb.
That and they always lead to more interesting conversations. Like the one thread that we wanted to be renamed to the Lowes Home Improvement thread, mostly cause after the real purpose died down, all that was discussed was home improvement:1orglaugh

[Death_blooms08]

That and they always lead to more interesting conversations. Like the one thread that we wanted to be renamed to the Lowes Home Improvement thread, mostly cause after the real purpose died down, all that was discussed was home improvement:1orglaugh


Speaking of the home improvement, got the floor sparkling after we stripped it and waxed it 3 times today. You can see your reflection in our floor now.

[incog]

I don't own a house so no home improvement for me.

[Jazzer2]

this is lame as hell....

[member20672]

Speaking of the home improvement, got the floor sparkling after we stripped it and waxed it 3 times today. You can see your reflection in our floor now.
Good to hear. Some time this week I've got to change out all the locks in my house....ugh:eek:

[Incentive]

Well thats a lame post my friend

[Incentive]

this is lame as hell....

Not yours harley

[member20672]

this is lame as hell....
It started lame, now its entertaining:thumbsup:

[Death_blooms08]

It started lame, now its entertaining:thumbsup:


Always entertaining when a topic mutiny occurs. Good luck with the locks, make sure you take the new key with you when testing the locks, my old neighbor locked himself out of the house by accident when he changed the locks.

[member20672]

Always entertaining when a topic mutiny occurs. Good luck with the locks, make sure you take the new key with you when testing the locks, my old neighbor locked himself out of the house by accident when he changed the locks.
Yeah, well my gf lost her key and freaked a little about it. But whatever makes her happy:thumbsup: And the fun continues next week when I have to started building a ramada for the backyard:eek:

[incog]

I have had to change one lock in my life with my dad. That was a pain the butt so good luck Harley.

[incog]

What is a ramada, you building a hotel.

[D-rock]

Anyone else find it odd that the best conversations happen in the dumbest threads? Hmmm........

Yup I sort of noticed that. You eventually learn to quit fighting it and just go with the flow.(no pun intended by that):1orglaugh

[member20672]

I have had to change one lock in my life with my dad. That was a pain the butt so good luck Harley.
Thanks. I've done it a few time before so it should go smooth(Knock on wood)

What is a ramada, you building a hotel.
Umm...how to explain. Here's a general idea. (http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4864/ramada9sy.jpg)

[incog]

Ok, enjoy building that also harley.

[incog]

The only thing I get to look forward too is going to work.

[qweretyuiopas@]

I love carpentry

[member2686]

I love photography. Let's talk about that now...lmao :nanner: :D

Oh, and has anyone seen the newest Budweiser Christmas commercial with the Clydesdale horses?

Whatever... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Smileys/threadjacked.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Smileys/threadjacked.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Smileys/threadjacked.gif

[USNinc]

WuBru? I know what it is (obviously) but I just gotta know where you got that name, lol.

I don't recall where I heard it but it was used as a name for Wu Tang Clan beer....WuBru.

[member2686]

They're second cousins of Wang Chung, aren't they? :D :1orglaugh lmao

I don't recall where I heard it but it was used as a name for Wu Tang Clan beer....WuBru.

[USNinc]

http://hostitwith.us/files/1225/wangchung.gif
So you wanna Wang Chung tonight?



They're second cousins of Wang Chung, aren't they? :D :1orglaugh lmao

[member20672]

http://www.wangchung.com/images/indexfrontpage/wangchung.gif
So you wanna Wang Chung tonight?
Everybody Wang Chung tonight:banger:

[Ludovico]

I wonder if this thread will develop "Sircar's Corollary". :1orglaugh

[member2686]

STFU, Adolf!!! lol j/k
:D :1orglaugh :rofl:

I wonder if this thread will develop "Sircar's Corollary". :1orglaugh

[4G63]

Anybody ever wanked on there monitor screen over porn then tasted there cum ?


I have a two part question; second part first, first part last.

Why did you put two exclamation points in the thread title?

Does it only count if you tasted it off your monitor?


Also I have a question for you. Have you ever played Limp Biscuit? No, you should come over, we'll watch gladiator movies and I'll explain everything.

[member2686]

Make sure you show him the bath scene in Ben-Hur...lol

lol 4G63 your post reminded me of that scene in the movie "Airplane!" when the airline pilot was asking the boy "Have you ever scene a grown man naked? Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?" :rofl2:

[jod0565]

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

[Superfly]

Anything that resembles raw egg in volume has to be a no no for any sound breast loving straight male :(

[member2686]

Probably not wrong, if you like that sort of thing, but James "Jimmy" Dean ate a few sausages when he was alive. :1orglaugh :tongue: :cool:

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

[4G63]

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

No.

But eating a kielbasa without chewing, now that's wrong

[Superfly]

Probably not wrong, if you like that sort of thing, but James "Jimmy" Dean ate a few sausages when he was alive. :1orglaugh :tongue: :cool:

I heard that rumour too :1orglaugh

[jod0565]

Info I did not need to know, but I smell sperm S P E R R R M.

[foxycougar]

No.

But eating a kielbasa without chewing, now that's wrong
That's not wrong....that's a gold mine in the porn industry, lmfao

[tunsty]

This is a perfect example of why Tunsty should be able to work his magic. I do believe that this one would have won the contest.

No magic I'm afraid..it's all smoke and mirrors

[Rastagir]

Sometimes you scare me guys. You really do......

[member2686]

Be afraid...be very afraid... lol :eek: :D :1orglaugh

[member20672]

Another day and the thread rolls on. LOL

[member2686]

Maybe he's planning another thread - "tasting your own pee/poop" or something??? :eek: :1orglaugh Or, "have you ever jerked off to a Victoria's Secret catalog?" :D :nanner:

[Rastagir]

Or, "have you ever jerked off to a Victoria's Secret catalog?" :D :nanner:

...................what's wrong with that pray????? :D

[juballs]

Another day and the thread rolls on. LOL
oh man, i have stayed away from thsis thread long enough.

speaking of tasting cum off the screen... this one time i use using mayonnaise as a lubricant, and well yadda yadda yadda, one thing lead to another and lets just say i couldnt tell the difference between the mayo and well, the other stuff, and you know what they say... "When in Rome"

[Ax3C]

Dare I even try to comment on this thread? http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/GoodLord%21.gif

Uh ... I think I'll pass and withhold judgment. This is waaaaay out of my league, folks.

http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/gone.gif

...
...
...

:D :rofl:

[member20672]

Dare I even try to comment on this thread? http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/GoodLord%21.gif

Uh ... I think I'll pass and withhold judgment. This is waaaaay out of my league, folks.

http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/gone.gif

...
...
...

:D :rofl:
No opinion from AXXXC:eek: j/k

[member2686]

I tried my cow-catcher idea (Punch to the Face, Venting Thread post from a few days ago) at a Wal Mart Super Center tonight, but I didn't use a cow catcher. I hit this woman in the heels on purpose because she acted like she was deaf when I kept saying (like 5 times) "excuse me," so I just pushed my cart into her legs and she jumped as if she had a snake in her pants!!! It was fucking brilliant!!!! LOL!!! "Excuse me for the last time," I said, and her retort was "How rude!" I kept walking but gave her the middle finger as I kept walking... :thefinger :rofl: :D :1orglaugh

[jod0565]

...and you know what they say... "When in Rome"...

... eat a cum sammich.

[member20672]

... eat a cum sammich.
I think I'll pass on that specialty dish:nono:

[McRocket]

I tried my cow-catcher idea (Punch to the Face, Venting Thread post from a few days ago) at a Wal Mart Super Center tonight, but I didn't use a cow catcher. I hit this woman in the heels on purpose because she acted like she was deaf when I kept saying (like 5 times) "excuse me," so I just pushed my cart into her legs and she jumped as if she had a snake in her pants!!! It was fucking brilliant!!!! LOL!!! "Excuse me for the last time," I said, and her retort was "How rude!" I kept walking but gave her the middle finger as I kept walking... :thefinger :rofl: :D :1orglaugh

I assume most will disagree with me; but not good imo man. Not horrible. But not good.
I would never do that to a woman (I hope). I would either wait to squeeze through. Or I would go around. I just do not believe you ever physically push a woman - unless it is an emergency - to even the smallest degree. No matter how rude she is being.
And then you gave her the finger on top of that? You gotta learn to not take shopping so seriously.

Now if it was a guy that was roughly my size; then okay. But never a woman. Not in my book anyway.

[tunsty]

I tried my cow-catcher idea (Punch to the Face, Venting Thread post from a few days ago) at a Wal Mart Super Center tonight, but I didn't use a cow catcher. I hit this woman in the heels on purpose because she acted like she was deaf when I kept saying (like 5 times) "excuse me," so I just pushed my cart into her legs and she jumped as if she had a snake in her pants!!! It was fucking brilliant!!!! LOL!!! "Excuse me for the last time," I said, and her retort was "How rude!" I kept walking but gave her the middle finger as I kept walking... :thefinger :rofl: :D :1orglaugh

The greatest danger to shoppers...women with prams!
I had to shuffle my way around two today whilst trying to buy presents in a shop, the aisle was wide enough for two people, but the two eejits decided to park their prams ACROSS the aisle ..how fucking clever is that??
If that wasn't bad enough they just turned their backs and wandered off down the aisle, leaving their prams there...

[jod0565]

Man, there must be some HUGE aisles in the stores you shop at Tunsty, because I had to look up "pram" and must say, you all shop differently from here in the states.

1. A small dinghy having a flat, snub-nosed bow.
2. A flatbottom boat used chiefly in the Baltic Sea as a barge.

hehehehe, baby carriage,huh?

[4G63]

I would have physically moved her. Grabbed her and moved her. No middle finger but I would have said very loudly "No I will not pay for sex".

I'm a different kind of asshole, but an asshole none the less.

[jod0565]

Said John Amos...

[Ax3C]

I assume most will disagree with me; but not good imo man. Not horrible. But not good.
I would never do that to a woman (I hope). I would either wait to squeeze through. Or I would go around. I just do not believe you ever physically push a woman - unless it is an emergency - to even the smallest degree. No matter how rude she is being.
And then you gave her the finger on top of that? You gotta learn to not take shopping so seriously.

Now if it was a guy that was roughly my size; then okay. But never a woman. Not in my book anyway.


Sorry, bud ... gotta respectfully disagree on this one.

I may not have actually physically pushed her, per se ... but you can damn well guarantee I would have nudged the friggin' hell out of that basket of hers as well as being quite vocal about her getting her lard-ass out of the way ... especially if I had stood there patiently and said it politely five times previously.

People are inherently rude. Shoppers are the worst of the lot ... they're preoccupied with themselves and are only concentrating on what's immediately in front of them. I know that whenever I shop - and this is only me and my experiences - I'm quite aware of what's happening around me and make every effort to get over as far as possible if I see someone coming. Another verse up under it ... if I'm trying to shop and some ol' fat sow or ignorant ass fool is blocking the aisle, I will politely say "excuse me" or "pardon me". I'll give 'em a couple of chances to do the right thing. If they ignore me or otherwise pretend not to hear me, I WILL embarass the ever-loving shit out of 'em; even including a slight physical contact (i.e., a touch on the shoulder, etc.) if they don't get the picture.

[McRocket]

We have so much in the West and to treat each other this way is just sad. But I am not naive - I was an crackhead afterall.

But I disagree with all who would push a woman or a much smaller man for any reason other then an emergency. It is just not cool in my book.
And shopping isn't remotely close to an emergency.

And then for Nightfly to come on here and minorly brag about it to the 'guys' - a little too adolescent for my tastes.

Whenever one has a choice to make - the least desireable one is almost always the right one. We all want to push her out of the way. But the cooler heads prevail and show tolerance. The less cooler do not.
I'll choose tolerance thanks - whenever I can.

If I tried to treat people with respect and restraint when I was strung out on crack cocaine. I am certainly going to do it in a WalMart!

[4G63]

We have so much in the West and to treat each other this way is just sad. But I am not naive - I was an crackhead afterall.

But I disagree with all who would push a woman or a much smaller man for any reason other then an emergency. It is just not cool in my book.
And shopping isn't remotely close to an emergency.

And then for Nightfly to come on here and minorly brag about it to the 'guys' - a little too adolescent for my tastes.

Whenever one has a choice to make - the least desireable one is almost always the right one. We all want to push her out of the way. But the cooler heads prevail and show tolerance. The less cooler do not.
I'll choose tolerance thanks - whenever I can.

If I tried to treat people with respect and restraint when I was strung out on crack cocaine. I am certainly going to do it in a WalMart!

Adults don't need to be treated special, they should no how the world works by now. I don't applaud Nightfly, but shopping centers are for shopping, not loitering. A child or a handicapped person I agree with you on, but not grown ass people.

however I do say thank you when someone notices me and moves so I can pass.

[McRocket]

Adults don't need to be treated special, they should no how the world works by now. I don't applaud Nightfly, but shopping centers are for shopping, not loitering. A child or a handicapped person I agree with you on, but not grown ass people.

however I do say thank you when someone notices me and moves so I can pass.

Not pushing them is treating them special? Not in my book.
They piss me off - I (hopefully) tell them. And then move on. Only the weak (imo) resort to violence in any form; no matter how slight.

3 of the persons I have noteworthy respect on here for all disagree with me. That is not shocking. But it is.....disappointing. Why should life be any different on here.:)

Have a nice day.

[Ax3C]

Not that I "disagree" with you on the implied violence level, but all I can say in reply is this:

Yes ... patience and politeness will get you many more steps ahead than being an asshole. We all know that sugar and honey attracts flies ... true or false? (wrong metaphor, but shit, you get what I'm saying, right? LMFAO)

However, when push comes to shove - and I mean this in a figurative sense - and you're standing there for over five minutes politely saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me" or whatever ... and the person you're addressing still isn't responding, it's then time to be just a teensy-weensy little bit RUDE. One begats the other. I'm a very patient person, but there comes a time whenever the most patient and understanding person gets tweaked ... and has every rght to sound off about it. I'm certainly not advocating beating the shit out of a person because they didn't move quick enough, but damn ... at the same time ... if I'm standing there as the soul of patience asking you to move so I can get by, then just friggin' do it. Period. No arguments. No fuss. No muss. Why should I have to be made to suffer the indignity of turning tail and walking off? I'm being nice ... the other person is being rude. There comes a time when you have to stand up and say, "Screw this ... you ain't being rude to me." I'm not about to let anyone walk over me and use me as a dorrmat ... man OR woman.

I'm one of the most docile people you could ever meet when it comes to shopping. I've worked in retail for a long time and I've witnessed many a strange, hilarious, and even horrible thing. I've seen children pushed out of the way and shoved aside while grown men and women clamor after friggin' dolls. I've seen women slap men for no apparent reason other than to be bitches when they don't get their way, I've seen men be complete assholes when told that product is out of stock. Etc., etc., etc.

I respect others fully and completely until I perceive disrespect, discourtesy, or disrespect. When I perceive or encounter any of those situations, I will let you know about it in a most humiliating way. I'm no better - or worse, for that matter - than any other shopper ... but I am respectful of others and I make every effort to be as unintrusive as possible. I expect no less from others.

So ... if some big bertha heifer is standing there in the middle of the aisle, smackin' and poppin' her chewin' gum, drinking a can of Fresca or Diet Coke while ruminating over the many multitudes of choices of cold cereal and choosing to deliberately ignore me while I'm being polite and asking to get by her fat ass ... then hell fucking yeah, I'm gonna humiliate her sorry ass. Ditto for a man.

There is such a thing as common courtesy. While it may not be an "emergency" ... I do expect to be treat in a like manner. If I say, "Pardon me, but may I get by, please?" (FIVE times, no less), I expect that person to move out of the way; they don't have to move out of the country ... just enought to let me by and let me be on my way. They don't have to acknowledge me in any other way. Just let me by and I'll be on my merry way with no further issues or comments. But if you're goingto be an ass about it, I can damn well assure you that I can be an even BIGGER ass.

Common courtesy, folks ... just plain ol' common courtesy.

[McRocket]

I understand what you are saying AsianXXXchick. And I was not there with Nightfly.
But from what I understand; my first assumption would be that either she is a bitch or she is hard of hearing. I would then (if I could) tap her on the shoulder (after the 5 excuse me's) and say it again. IF after that and she still does not move or respond. Then either she has a mental or a physical defect - imo. In which case I give up and either go around or wait for her highness to move.

I do not care what the situation (outside of an emergency). To push a woman is wrong.

But if you are going to do it anyway. At least be a man about it and push her shoulder - gently. Don't act like a kid and give her a push behind her back. That's weak. And if Nightfly had typed that; then not too bad. But he bragged about it. Not cool.

We all have NO idea what was on her mind. I know people have told me that I sometimes look like I am ready to kill someone when in reality I was feeling very insecure and passive. THis lady may have been distraught. Mentally retarded slightly. Slightly hard of hearing. Raped by her father everyday for 10 years when she was little. Or just a cold hearted bitch.
Anyway, to anyone normal watching the situation; she looks like the idiot. Once I start pushing her; then I do.
If she IS a bitch; there is NO way I will give her that satisfaction. And please do not tell me that some women do not ever think that way.

[4G63]

Oh yeah we got a good rumble going on here.

I hear you mcrocket, and all my idols in life say what you say. I know that if I were behind you in wal-Mart, you would move and apologize, and I would thank you and politely move so you could resume whatever activity you were engaged in. No hostility.

However inconsiderate folk in America who treat this ground an those on it like garbage get no quarter from me. I fought your war on 9/11, the least you can do is acknowledge me and move so I may pass.

If you treated someone like garbage how would you feel mcrocket?

[Ax3C]

True. And I completely understand what you're saying and advocating, mcrocket. It's just sometimes I can certainly empathize with that level of intolerance (not Nightfly's, but in general). Hell, I commend Nightfly for being as patient as he was. I would've been at wit's end after three times.

I dunno ... I just think that in order to get by in this world, you have to be a bit vocal and not be afraid to assert yourself. By that I mean, don't be afraid to speak up if you perceive some sort of wrong-doing or disrespect. God knows, I hate to shop, but I have to do it out of necessity.

Would I actually RAM someone's basket? No ... but I am guilty of nudging a basket or two out of my way as I pass and after I have asked an individual to let me by and they ignore me. They get the picture quite quickly, though.

Would I deliberately berate or belittle someone for being a complete ass or jerk? Damned straight. I've done it a time or two and am quite proud of it, too.

I'm just that way. I'll show you common courtesy and respect as long as I get the same in return. I'll open and hold doors open for you if you're behind me and I'm entering or exiting a store. I'll give you my basket / cart if I see you're in need of one. I'll be more than happy to slide out of the way if you need to reach something and you say, "Excuse me" or "Pardon me." Hell, I'll even give you that last package of ground round if I see that you have a distinct need for it. I can always go to a different store and buy it there.

All it is a simple thing called "common courtesy" ... a very rare thing these days, it seems. Show it to me ... and I'll turn friggin' backflips for you. Disrespect me ... and you've called down thunder from the throne.

[McRocket]

Oh yeah we got a good rumble going on here.

I hear you mcrocket, and all my idols in life say what you say. I know that if I were behind you in wal-Mart, you would move and apologize, and I would thank you and politely move so you could resume whatever activity you were engaged in. No hostility.

However inconsiderate folk in America who treat this ground an those on it like garbage get no quarter from me. I fought your war on 9/11, the least you can do is acknowledge me and move so I may pass.

That is why I brought up my crack past. EVERYONE treated almost everyone like shit during my drug days. But I was not going to let them win. I was not going to let them break me down and start acting like them. And I (believe and hope) that I didn't. Because they wanted me too. It made them feel worse about themselves to see me not act as badly as they were. They wanted me to act like shit so they would not feel less honourable to themselves.
And although that is an extreme. That is similar to this. That woman may have been acting like a bitch. And if she was there is no fucking way I am going to let her bring me down to her level. And when Nightfly did that and then came on here and brgged about it - he did. For one second he was acting just as bad (a little worse in my book) as her. Even more pathetic. She won.
Not me. It's going to take alot more then some pathetically self-absorbed woman in a WALMART to make me lose my basic human dignity and decency - in even the smallest amounts. If my fellow crackheads couldn't do it. There is not way she will.
(this is all assuming she was not hard of hearing or mentally defective in some way).

[SeraphiM]

I do not care what the situation (outside of an emergency). To push a woman is wrong.


I think pushing anyone out of frustration is wrong.
I say this in a way not to insult anyone's beliefs.

I believe that when you let someone Else's actions dictate your own, you have lost.
What would happen if the person you shove decides to escalate the situation and decides to meet physical confrontation with even more physical force. Now you have committed yourself to a reaction and possibly a knockout drag out fight.
Some may say great, bring it on!
Not I, there are things in this world worth standing up for, but some times it's best to take the road less traveled and step aside. :2 cents:

[McRocket]

True. And I completely understand what you're saying and advocating, mcrocket. It's just sometimes I can certainly empathize with that level of intolerance (not Nightfly's, but in general). Hell, I commend Nightfly for being as patient as he was. I would've been at wit's end after three times.

I dunno ... I just think that in order to get by in this world, you have to be a bit vocal and not be afraid to assert yourself. By that I mean, don't be afraid to speak up if you perceive some sort of wrong-doing or disrespect. God knows, I hate to shop, but I have to do it out of necessity.

Would I actually RAM someone's basket? No ... but I am guilty of nudging a basket or two out of my way as I pass and after I have asked an individual to let me by and they ignore me. They get the picture quite quickly, though.

Would I deliberately berate or belittle someone for being a complete ass or jerk? Damned straight. I've done it a time or two and am quite proud of it, too.

I'm just that way. I'll show you common courtesy and respect as long as I get the same in return. I'll open and hold doors open for you if you're behind me and I'm entering or exiting a store. I'll give you my basket / cart if I see you're in need of one. I'll be more than happy to slide out of the way if you need to reach something and you say, "Excuse me" or "Pardon me." Hell, I'll even give you that last package of ground round if I see that you have a distinct need for it. I can always go to a different store and buy it there.

All it is a simple thing called "common courtesy" ... a very rare thing these days, it seems. Show it to me ... and I'll turn friggin' backflips for you. Disrespect me ... and you've called down thunder from the throne.

I hear/read what you are saying. All I mean is what Nightfly did was rather juvenile. ANd then he bragged about it. I expect that kind of very minor crap from many people. But I have more respect for Nightfly then that to let it pass.

All this is NO BIG deal to me. But I abhore violence for any reason. And if someone is going to brag about a tiny little act of semi-understandable violence; I am going to say something. And if it is from someone I expect more out of then the masses; I am going to say it louder.

[McRocket]

I think pushing anyone out of frustration is wrong.
I say this in a way not to insult anyone's beliefs.

I believe that when you let someone Else's actions dictate your own, you have lost.
What would happen if the person you shove decides to escalate the situation and decides to meet physical confrontation with even more physical force. Now you have committed yourself to a reaction and possibly a knockout drag out fight.
Some may say great, bring it on!
Not I, there are things in this world worth standing up for, but some times it's best to take the road less traveled and step aside. :2 cents:

You are, of course, imo, right. I bow to your greater wisdom. It should include all persons.

I hope I only bump into people like you (by mistake) this Christmas.:)

[4G63]

I hear/read what you are saying. All I mean is what Nightfly did was rather juvenile. ANd then he bragged about it. I expect that kind of very minor crap from many people. But I have more respect for Nightfly then that to let it pass.

All this is NO BIG deal to me. But I abhore violence for any reason. And if someone is going to brag about a tiny little act of semi-understandable violence; I am going to say something. And if it is from someone I expect more out of then the masses; I am going to say it louder.

Humans need to admonish one another. Just like NF to that lady, and just like you to NF, and me and AsianXXChick to you, mcrocket. It's the discussion that bring us together, and truly expresses our feelings.

My counterpoint is this: That woman knew that she was in a public shopping center, and if she had a cell phone, she knew the etiquette. The mentally handicapped and hard of hearing people I know, are extra courteous and know etiquette better than most. So I doubt that was her problem.

Humility is a virtue, NF humiliated her, she did win. NF gained nothing, but a story. That woman can learn, just as we all can. We all need pushes. Would you have stopped smoking rocks unless you were humiliated?

[McRocket]

Humans need to admonish one another. Just like NF to that lady, and just like you to NF, and me and AsianXXChick to you, mcrocket. It's the discussion that bring us together, and truly expresses our feelings.

My counterpoint is this: That woman knew that she was in a public shopping center, and if she had a cell phone, she knew the etiquette. The mentally handicapped and hard of hearing people I know, are extra courteous and know etiquette better than most. So I doubt that was her problem.

Humility is a virtue, NF humiliated her, she did win. NF gained nothing, but a story. That woman can learn, just as we all can. We all need pushes. Would you have stopped smoking rocks unless you were humiliated?

Well put, as usual for you (and AsianXXXchick).

I cannot answer your last question. I do not know why I quit exactly.

And pushes can be good. Just please keep them mental or emotional and not physical.

[4G63]

Well put, as usual for you (and AsianXXXchick).

I cannot answer your last question. I do not know why I quit exactly.

And pushes can be good. Just please keep them mental or emotional and not physical.

Not to sound Maudlin or anything, but my worst scars are emotional, the physical ones, they only look bad.

[McRocket]

Not to sound Maudlin or anything, but my worst scars are emotional, the physical ones, they only look bad.

As are mine. But to resort to violence - no matter how small - out of frustration is always wrong to me.

I am a wee bit drained. LOL.

[4G63]

Whenever one has a choice to make - the least desireable one is almost always the right one. We all want to push her out of the way. But the cooler heads prevail and show tolerance. The less cooler do not.
I'll choose tolerance thanks - whenever I can.

If that is true then you are the best person I know. IMHO (better?).

It's peanut butter jelly time,
peanut butter jelly time. :nanner:

[McRocket]

If that is true then you are the best person I know. IAH.

It's peanut butter jelly time,
peanut butter jelly time. :nanner:

IAH?

Thanks, but I think Colonel is way ahead of me.

Besides. Talking a good game is one thing. Doing it is another - we all have breaking points.
I just wanted to help Nightfly see what I assumed he already knew inside. That he is better then that.

As are you and AsianXXXchick (and Colonel).

That is the second interesting 'night shift' I had on here in a row.:)

[member2686]

Oh for the love of Christ, to compare what I did by gently nudging this rude, completely self-absorbed fellow shopper's legs to "violence" is absolutely absurd.

Gender had absolutely no role in my action. For God's sake, I am a male feminist (I hate some of the ways people refer to women on this board as bitches, sluts, whores, gashes, cunts, etc.), completely appalled by misogyny, and the VAST majority of my friends are women, to boot. That this rude shopper was female had absolutely no bearing or influence on my action. Had it been a man, large or small, I would have done the same thing.

Rudeness is rudeness, and willful rudeness and intentional disregard for others was what this particular person was exercising. It was as if her feet were glued to the floor and she had gum in her ears - but in this situation, it was by her own choice. She had no learning or mental defect of any apparent sort - she was just completely self-absorbed and inconsiderate as hell. She was not deaf.

I wasn't bragging about my actions, either. I was relating a situation (comical IMO to a degree because we can mostly all identify with it) to which nearly ALL of us are going to be faced many times in our lives, particularly at this time of year.

I'm absolutely stunned (and people accuse me of political correctness/hyper-sensitivity!) that anyone would see my gentle nudge to this woman's leg to actually get her attention, since she was blissfully self-absorbed, as an act of "violence."

I was polite for literally two minutes, which is a very long time of standing there saying "excuse me, pardon me, ma'am, hello, excuse me," so I finally gently bumped her legs. She was off in her own willful, snotty, self-absorbed "I'm not moving for anyone or anything" world, and it was disrespectful and rude of her. I nudged her to wake her out of her rudeness, she came back to reality, called me rude, and I said "excuse me, for the last time" and flipped her off.

That's not misogyny. That's not "violence against women." That's called self-assertion, encouraging politeness, a bit of humiliation to show her the sun doesn't revolve around her, and my way of doing so without raising my voice and yelling at her (causing a scene) to get her to snap out of her egotism/rudeness.

I cannot believe I've had to explain myself like this. This is fucking pathetic. It was a post I made to which most people can relate, and we probably all have wanted to do the same thing (and many people probably a lot worse - like screaming "Hey bitch, get out of the fucking way!"), and instead of allowing this person to continually do this, I felt she needed a bit of a nudge.

Humility is important, for it is part of common courtesy and politeness. Well-established societies thrive on manners, mutual respect of others, and the obeyance of laws. She certainly was not breaking any laws with her behavior, but she broke The Golden Rule...

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

If I ever behaved like that, I'd expect the same treatment, turn beet red, and be embarrassed as anything for my rudeness, apologizing profusely for my social blunder and inconsiderate manner. THAT was the intended effect of my action - not some ridiculously absurd ASSUMPTION that it was a misogynistic "act of violence." It's a bit like when you're in your car at a stop light/traffic signal and the car ahead of you hasn't noticed the light has turned green...you wait a few moments, get a bit frustrated as you see the person blissfully ignorant, not paying attention to anything but the mobile phone call they're on in the car, and then you finally lay into the car horn or tap it once or twice to bring them back into the real world so you and the other cars behind you can get through the intersection before the light turns red again.

People here certainly know it is completely out of my character to be violent and/or rude, and I cannot believe my action was construed as such. I'm shocked and very disappointed.

Life goes on, though...

Fin.

[McRocket]

I tried my cow-catcher idea (Punch to the Face, Venting Thread post from a few days ago) at a Wal Mart Super Center tonight, but I didn't use a cow catcher. I hit this woman in the heels on purpose because she acted like she was deaf when I kept saying (like 5 times) "excuse me," so I just pushed my cart into her legs and she jumped as if she had a snake in her pants!!! It was fucking brilliant!!!! LOL!!! "Excuse me for the last time," I said, and her retort was "How rude!" I kept walking but gave her the middle finger as I kept walking... :thefinger :rofl: :D :1orglaugh

This is what you typed. If she jumped then I doubt you just tapped her. BUt maybe she was touchy.
And saying it was 'fucking brilliant' doesn't sound like a simple 'relaying of the situation' to me. Sounds like you were rather proud of yourself and you wanted to share this proudness with others. Sounds like bragging to me. At least to some extent.
I did not say you committed an act of violence to this person.
I typed that you should not have 'pushed my cart into her legs'. And you should not have bragged about it.

Is is a big deal? No, and I said it was not a big deal. I simply said it was wrong.
And I still think that.
And somewhere inside you - I believe part of you does as well. And that is one of the reason's I first stated this. Because I respect you and I believe that you know better.

No biggie.

Have a nice day.

[jizzzman]

no comment...:nanner:

[Ludovico]

Hitler? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :tongue:

[jizzzman]

Hitler? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :tongue:

father?:eek: :nanner:

[tunsty]

I find this thread HUGELY amusing..
From tasting cum to argy bargy in shopping aisles..
from the sublime to the ridiculous.

[member2686]

"Luke, I am your father. Come with me to the Dark Side..." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Smileys/vader.gif

:D :1orglaugh

[Ludovico]

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[member20672]

Yet another day and I must say....The Thread Rolls On. LOL

[AngelOfDeath]

So ... if some big bertha heifer is standing there in the middle of the aisle, smackin' and poppin' her chewin' gum, drinking a can of Fresca or Diet Coke while ruminating over the many multitudes of choices of cold cereal and choosing to deliberately ignore me while I'm being polite and asking to get by her fat ass ... then hell fucking yeah, I'm gonna humiliate her sorry ass. Ditto for a man.

There is such a thing as common courtesy. While it may not be an "emergency" ... I do expect to be treat in a like manner. If I say, "Pardon me, but may I get by, please?" (FIVE times, no less), I expect that person to move out of the way; they don't have to move out of the country ... just enought to let me by and let me be on my way. They don't have to acknowledge me in any other way. Just let me by and I'll be on my merry way with no further issues or comments. But if you're goingto be an ass about it, I can damn well assure you that I can be an even BIGGER ass.

Common courtesy, folks ... just plain ol' common courtesy.

HAHA you're so raunchy and that's so true!:rofl:
:thumbsup:

[D-rock]

Sometimes when you blindly turn the other cheek when somebody metaphorically slaps you in the face all you are doing is allowing them a chance to slap the other side. If you constantly back down to assholes all you are doing is allowing them to get their way whenever they want however they want. Really, if your the person that has to turn tale and run the other way because you want to be passive to the point of absurdity what is the incentive for the other person to act in a respectful manor? If everybody did that they would win. Nothing changes until they are confronted. Sometimes that means standing up for yourself and perhaps the rest of the people in the world when somebody you confront is wrong. I have seen too many people that let themselves be nice to the point they let others roll on over them because they didn't want to offend anybody. All that ever did was encourage the jerks to do it more and to be worse than ever. When they truly feel sorry for what they have done and want to change maybe...just maybe then I will turn the other cheek for them, not before then.

[member2686]

Damn right, D-rock...hence my little nudge to that rude-ass shopper yesterday... :thumbsup:

[JiDoKwan]

Tasting your own cum - WHY?!?!?:pukey:
That's what they made girls for.:blowjob:

[member2686]

I have a few gay male and lesbian friends who might differ with you on that one. lmao :D :1orglaugh

Tasting your own cum - WHY?!?!?:pukey:
That's what they made girls for.:blowjob:

[McRocket]

I have a few gay male and lesbian friends who might differ with you on that one. lmao :D :1orglaugh

Good point.

[member20672]

Tasting your own cum - WHY?!?!?:pukey:
That's what they made girls for.:blowjob:
:nono: I think they were made for more than that.

[member2686]

LOL! You used georges' "admonishment" smiley!!! He's the only one who ever uses that one! :georges: ;)

:nono: I think they were made for more than that.

[Peter Gazinya]

Oh for the love of Christ, to compare what I did by gently nudging this rude, completely self-absorbed fellow shopper's legs to "violence" is absolutely absurd.

Gender had absolutely no role in my action. For God's sake, I am a male feminist (I hate some of the ways people refer to women on this board as bitches, sluts, whores, gashes, cunts, etc.), completely appalled by misogyny, and the VAST majority of my friends are women, to boot. That this rude shopper was female had absolutely no bearing or influence on my action. Had it been a man, large or small, I would have done the same thing.

Rudeness is rudeness, and willful rudeness and intentional disregard for others was what this particular person was exercising. It was as if her feet were glued to the floor and she had gum in her ears - but in this situation, it was by her own choice. She had no learning or mental defect of any apparent sort - she was just completely self-absorbed and inconsiderate as hell. She was not deaf.

I wasn't bragging about my actions, either. I was relating a situation (comical IMO to a degree because we can mostly all identify with it) to which nearly ALL of us are going to be faced many times in our lives, particularly at this time of year.

I'm absolutely stunned (and people accuse me of political correctness/hyper-sensitivity!) that anyone would see my gentle nudge to this woman's leg to actually get her attention, since she was blissfully self-absorbed, as an act of "violence."

I was polite for literally two minutes, which is a very long time of standing there saying "excuse me, pardon me, ma'am, hello, excuse me," so I finally gently bumped her legs. She was off in her own willful, snotty, self-absorbed "I'm not moving for anyone or anything" world, and it was disrespectful and rude of her. I nudged her to wake her out of her rudeness, she came back to reality, called me rude, and I said "excuse me, for the last time" and flipped her off.

That's not misogyny. That's not "violence against women." That's called self-assertion, encouraging politeness, a bit of humiliation to show her the sun doesn't revolve around her, and my way of doing so without raising my voice and yelling at her (causing a scene) to get her to snap out of her egotism/rudeness.

I cannot believe I've had to explain myself like this. This is fucking pathetic. It was a post I made to which most people can relate, and we probably all have wanted to do the same thing (and many people probably a lot worse - like screaming "Hey bitch, get out of the fucking way!"), and instead of allowing this person to continually do this, I felt she needed a bit of a nudge.

Humility is important, for it is part of common courtesy and politeness. Well-established societies thrive on manners, mutual respect of others, and the obeyance of laws. She certainly was not breaking any laws with her behavior, but she broke The Golden Rule...

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

If I ever behaved like that, I'd expect the same treatment, turn beet red, and be embarrassed as anything for my rudeness, apologizing profusely for my social blunder and inconsiderate manner. THAT was the intended effect of my action - not some ridiculously absurd ASSUMPTION that it was a misogynistic "act of violence." It's a bit like when you're in your car at a stop light/traffic signal and the car ahead of you hasn't noticed the light has turned green...you wait a few moments, get a bit frustrated as you see the person blissfully ignorant, not paying attention to anything but the mobile phone call they're on in the car, and then you finally lay into the car horn or tap it once or twice to bring them back into the real world so you and the other cars behind you can get through the intersection before the light turns red again.

People here certainly know it is completely out of my character to be violent and/or rude, and I cannot believe my action was construed as such. I'm shocked and very disappointed.

Life goes on, though...

Fin.

BRAVO NIGHTFLY!!!!!!

It was with utter digust I read that your little anecdote turned into a fucking 3 page international summit on "violence against women and its role in societal politeness". Fantastic response to all the silliness, you've expressed my frustrations much better and more coherently than I ever could :thumbsup:

I swear to god Mcrocket will take out of context and argue the most mundane of issues when given the chance. "While I respect your opions, Mr. Gazinya, I must wholeheartedly disagree that it is acceptable to wipe your ass with your left hand...."

[McRocket]

I swear to god Mcrocket will take out of context and argue the most mundane of issues when given the chance. "While I respect your opions, Mr. Gazinya, I must wholeheartedly disagree that it is acceptable to wipe your ass with your left hand...."

Your words, not mine.

And you say you were 'utterly disgusted'? So let me get this straight. You were/are utterly disgusted that I objected to Nightfly deliberately useing his shopping cart to gently push a rude woman, give her the finger and then come on here to; in my opinion; brag about it?
That utterly disgusts you does it? I put it to you that you must get utterly disgusted alot.

Possible day in the live of Peter G.:

Peter G.: That world hunger utterly disgusts me!
Peter G.: These high taxes utterly disgust me!
Peter G.: This relative humidity utterly disgusts me!
Peter G.: This cup of coffee utterly disgusts me!

You are a rather easily disgusted fellow I fear.

Have an enlightening day Peter.

[Ax3C]

God .... y'all will argue about anything given the goddamned opportunity! (j/k)

(Of course, I include myself in that bit of tongue-in-cheek sarcasm, too.)

LMFAO. :D :rofl: :bowdown:

Regardless, let's move on to a new subject we can all bitch, piss, moan, and debate; we've done this one to death, methinks. http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/dedhorse.gif

Just friggin' agree to disagree and move on to the next go 'round!

[jod0565]

Let's debate the many positives of using cum as a bathroom cleaner.

[member20672]

Let's debate the many positives of using cum as a bathroom cleaner.
No cost and environmentally friendly:thumbsup:

[jod0565]

Sticks in tough spots easily.

[member20672]

Can be massed produced at double the cost of nothing.

[comanduc]

Let's debate the many positives of using cum as a bathroom cleaner.

It may work better at unclogging the drain. Cum seems to gush out of everything I've seen it go in. :nanner:

[jod0565]

Drwaback #1 - It takes a very long time to fill a gallon jug of "Cum Away"

[comanduc]

What claim is there that it takes a gallon to unclog the drain? (Just adding controversy here!) Also, who would object to filling the jug? LOL!!

[spiceworld]

I use cum to clean those nasty coffee spot on my table. :thumbsup:

[foxycougar]

Cum makes a good facial cleanser.....

[member2686]

Asianxxxchick, I'm offended by your animal abuse!! Touching an animal in ANY forceful way, even when they have their jaw locked on your appendages, is utterly wrong and against the laws of man, God, and nature.

I'm calling PETA as I write this...hehe

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:

...Regardless, let's move on to a new subject we can all bitch, piss, moan, and debate; we've done this one to death, methinks. http://67.18.37.18/2565/59/emo/dedhorse.gif...

[foxycougar]

I'm calling PETA as I write this...hehe

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:
The fact that you're reporting someone to PETA is utterly wrong and against the laws of man, god, and nature. :D

[poggy]

will this thread ever die plus does anyone remember what the topic of the thread was.It seem's so long ago that it change to something other than it was.

[member20672]

will this thread ever die plus does anyone remember what the topic of the thread was.It seem's so long ago that it change to something other than it was.
Wasn't it about grapefruits? or hotdogs? No, it was about liver function. Shit, I forgot.:dunno:

[jod0565]

I like this thread because we can have a thousand threads within ONE thread!

Okay, Asianxxchick likes to beat dead horses, better than beating me.
Cum makes for a good facial - and it looks good on gals faces, too. hehe
Peter North may fill a gallon of "Cum Away" faster than me.

[Ax3C]

Ahhhhh ... the many wonderful uses of cum:

> an emergency glue when you have no Elmer's, Gorilla Glue, or Super-Glue handy;
> a household solvent much like Brasso, Oxy-Clean, Easy-Off, or Clorox;
> a sweetener for foods (if you've eaten your pineapple, guava, passion fruit, or honey);
> bitters (especially if you've consumed Chinese food or anything else with garlic, cumin, or beer);
> a thickening agent for gravies, broths, and roux's when you have no corn starch or flour;
> hair gel / mousse;
> spackle to fill in those holes in the walls left by nails, darts, screws, or any other sharp object;
> white-wash for the fence in the backyard;
> gel for the squishy stress-reliever balls you buy at local drug-stores.


:ban: Y'know, people? I think I'm going to Hell. I am truly, truly demented and perverted.

:bowdown:

LMFAO :rofl:

[foxycougar]

:ban: Y'know, people? I think I'm going to Hell. I am truly, truly demented and perverted.

:bowdown:

LMFAO :rofl:
Join the club, darlin ;)

[Ax3C]

Asianxxxchick, I'm offended by your animal abuse!! Touching an animal in ANY forceful way, even when they have their jaw locked on your appendages, is utterly wrong and against the laws of man, God, and nature.

I'm calling PETA as I write this...hehe

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:


Ohhhhh .... psssshaw! (stamps foot and stalks off, ass twitching left and right)

(calls over shoulder):

HE DESERVED IT! He ate my sugar cubes and my last apple!

Bad horsie!!!

(flips hair and continues stalking off into the cold, dark night)


Oooooo - kaaaaay ... Methinks I've had a little bit too much of the vino this evening, folks ... I have no clue whatsoever ( :dunno: ) where ^THAT^ came from.

[Max]

Will this thread ever die?

:eek:

[foxycougar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/buddyg01/jumping_sheep.gif
Sheep are so much better than horses....they would NEVER eat your cubes or apples.

[Ax3C]

Will this thread ever die?

:eek:


Oh God ... let's hope not, maxell!!! :D It's actually become a viable, hilarious, and fun thread now.

LOL.

[Ax3C]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/buddyg01/jumping_sheep.gif
Sheep are so much better than horses....they would NEVER eat your cubes or apples.


BAAAAAAAH!

I smell .....


SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[comanduc]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh


Ahhhhh ... the many wonderful uses of cum:

> an emergency glue when you have no Elmer's, Gorilla Glue, or Super-Glue handy;
> a household solvent much like Brasso, Oxy-Clean, Easy-Off, or Clorox;
> a sweetener for foods (if you've eaten your pineapple, guava, passion fruit, or honey);
> bitters (especially if you've consumed Chinese food or anything else with garlic, cumin, or beer);
> a thickening agent for gravies, broths, and roux's when you have no corn starch or flour;
> hair gel / mousse;
> spackle to fill in those holes in the walls left by nails, darts, screws, or any other sharp object;
> white-wash for the fence in the backyard;
> gel for the squishy stress-reliever balls you buy at local drug-stores.


:ban: Y'know, people? I think I'm going to Hell. I am truly, truly demented and perverted.

:bowdown:

LMFAO :rofl:

[foxycougar]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh
If she told you that it wouldn't really be the SECRET ingredient anymore, now would it :D :D



Sheep Rule!!!

[poggy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/buddyg01/jumping_sheep.gif

Is this the farmer's way of getting a lean leg of lamb ?

[foxycougar]

Yeah, you gotta keep them in shape.

[Ax3C]

Wow, what a relief. I thought you were going to tell us it was your secret ingredient in Chili. :eek: :1orglaugh


That was just so wrong on so many levels. LMGDFAO. :bowdown: :thumbsup: I like it!

Hmmmm .... now that you mention it ...

Nah ... but it can be used to thicken up the masa, though, for tamales.

Things that make you go .... BLECCCH!

(The next round's on me, ladies & gents! I'm on a roll tonight!)

[foxycougar]

Yeah, it can also be used to grout tile....

[jod0565]

Sheep are people too.
Do sheep dream in color?
How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

[foxycougar]

Yes.
Try mixing it with seltzer water.

[comanduc]

jod raises an interesting question:

How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

My only guess is that you rub hard.

:dunno:

LOL!!

[poggy]

Do sheep dream in color?

No they dream in cum

[Ax3C]

Sheep are people too.
Do sheep dream in color?
How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?


Now see ... for me ... the more intriguing question I would ask is this one:

What do sheep count when they have insomnia?

Inquiring minds wanna know ...

[jod0565]

They count people who post in cum threads.

[foxycougar]

What do sheep count when they have insomnia?

Inquiring minds wanna know ...

Nakes Mole Rats, of course.

[Ax3C]

OHHHHHH. Okay! (tee-hees and giggles)

For some ungodly, unfathomable reason I was thinking it was going to be Hannibal Lecter.

(okay, so that was sooooo lame ... )

Next, please? :rolleyes:

[foxycougar]

Como se what?

[jod0565]

Como se, how you say, make a Lava Lamp of cum?

[foxycougar]

Como se, how you say, make a Lava Lamp of cum?
Lmfao. I wonder if that would actually work....

[comanduc]

More on topic, or off topic if you will, what if one added a splash to lamp oil and then filled the Hurricane lamp? Will female guests become aroused while visiting? LOL!

[jod0565]

Lava Lamp - maybe with the right amount of Asianxxxchick's masa.
A hurricane lamp of cum? That's asking for a whirlwind of trouble.

[Ax3C]

Things that make you go ... WTF?! :confused:

> Will cum glow and be phospherescent under a black light? :rolleyes: :D

[jod0565]

CSI guys know...

[foxycougar]

Things that make you go ... WTF?! :confused:

> Will cum glow and be phospherescent under a black light? :rolleyes: :D
Sounds like a science project!!! YAY!!!

[jod0565]

Now we know the secret to your old "black light" posters.

[foxycougar]

Lmfao. And the candles and tshirts.

[Ax3C]

Hey, man ... hippies RULE.

Now ... where did I put my water bong, peppermints, and incense?

[jod0565]

The tshirts are the Lewinsky brand.

[foxycougar]

Dude, if you can't find your bong I can show you how to make one from a toilet paper roll.

[jod0565]

Check out beaver bong on your search engines.

[foxycougar]

I don't think I want to, lol

[jod0565]

This one time, in bong camp...

[Ax3C]

Dude, if you can't find your bong I can show you how to make one from a toilet paper roll.


LMFAO.

Screw that ... let's go lick some toads and then scrape the inside of banana skins for those stringy thingies and bake 'em.

Totally righteous experience right there, man. No lie ... uhhh ... hhhhuuhhh ... hhhhuhhh.


http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_2668_thumb.jpg

[foxycougar]

Fuckin right, duuuuuude, fuuuuuuckin riiiiiiight. *gurgle gurgle cough*

[jod0565]

Are your shrooms still growin'?

[member2686]

Where's harold when you need him? He could tell us 582 ways to get high on smoke....lol :1orglaugh :D :rofl:

[foxycougar]

Yeah....where is Harold?

[Ax3C]

[OFF - TOPIC]

Completely ... :eek:


Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!



Allright, everyone, line up, line up! We all know the tune and melody. Let's all hold hands and sing the song.

Ready ... a 1 ... a 2 ... a 3:

LMFAO.

[jod0565]

Teath, NightFly, teath. And hemp floss is where it's at now, remember?

[foxycougar]

This thread is so off topic that it's not even off topic anymore.....

[member2686]

I loved Love Boat - when I was 10 or whatever...lmfao :1orglaugh

[jod0565]

I always wanted Isaac and Julie to do the Mattress Mambo.

[member20672]

Shit, I leave for 45 minutes and this thread keeps filling with replies. LOL

[Ax3C]

I always thought that Captain Stubing and Julie should be the ones to make the beast with two backs. She was just a freak and he - being the stoic, reserved (uptight and horny) older man and all alone at sea - needed some of that young 'tang.

Isaac got plenty! Gopher .... Sadly, Gopher was a solo kind of guy. He liked Rosie Palm and her five sisters just a bit too much.

Now Doc ... that was your closet freak right there. Doc had all that medical shit; you just knew he was a dirty old bastard.

[foxycougar]

Yeah.....how about those Lee press-on nails?

[Ax3C]

Yeah.....how about those Lee press-on nails?


I've found that they have some wonderful and exciting uses of their own, actually:

> spatulas for holding cum as you work around the house, completing home improvement repairs;

> fantastic mini-dip holders that you can use with those tiny Frito's cornchips;

> measuring devices for adding minute amount of cum to various projects.


The list goes on, foxy ... it really, really does. You have my word. Honest.

[member20672]

Now were on to nails.:rolleyes: :eek:

Where's Death_Blooms, we could use another home improvement thread.:hammer:

[foxycougar]

They're fantastic for picking your nose, too. Really gets in there and cleans it out.

[Ax3C]

I can see interest is waning in our choice topics of discussion ...

(sigh) And I try so very hard to entertain everyone. (sigh)

:crying:

(claps hands briskly)

Allrighty then ... what's next, people? The floor is open ...

[jod0565]

I understand those press on nails worked better if you had cum underneath for a longer lasting nail.

[foxycougar]

I understand those press on nails worked better if you had cum underneath for a longer lasting nail.
You know, that is SO right. It gives it that extra hold so they don't come off so quickly. (quasi-pun intended)

[jod0565]

How do you get rid of a cum stain with cum?

My only guess is that you rub hard.



Just had to back a bit and comment on C's post, hehe.

That's what'll make a stain in the first place!

[juballs]

You know, that is SO right. It gives it that extra hold so they don't come off so quickly. (quasi-pun intended)
not to mention the off-white stain that is left behind... always attractive, and tasty when eating strawberrys or any finger food in general

[foxycougar]

not to mention the off-white stain that is left behind... always attractive, and tasty when eating strawberrys or any finger food in general
Another great point! It's a special treat when it's on your Special K with strawberries! :rolleyes:

[jod0565]

Grape Nuts.

[foxycougar]

Yeah, what the hell is that about? They're not grapes nor nuts!

[jod0565]

They taste nasty tho' and are hard as hell - even tho' I don't know how hard hell is.

[foxycougar]

Yeah, as long as you don't break your teeth off on the damn things.

[spiceworld]

I have a secret ! ;)

[jod0565]

I have a secret ! ;)

So does Victoria.

[member2686]

I once had a kindergarten classmate (this was 30 years ago, mind you) who ate paste (for whatever reason, in kindergarten we weren't "old enough" to use Elmer's glue... I never understood that). Paste sucks...it can't hold jackshit together. But apaprently, to this kid, it was quite the delicacy. lol Of course, he also ate his own boogers and earwax. Weird-ass little kid. LOL! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :1orglaugh :ban:

[Ax3C]

Is anyone else getting this HUGE goddamned photo at the top of the screen? I can't think of the model's name right off-hand, but it's a Mac & Bumble set from 2002.

The goddamned thing is literally the size of an 8" x 10" photo.. Every page I navigate to, it's there ... right in the banner above the navigation menu in the upper left hand corner. I know I'm not crazy. I'm looking at the damned thing right now ....

[member2686]

Do a screen cap and host it on imageshack...sounds like you've been hacked, chicky.... :mad: :crash:

[Ax3C]

Do a screen cap and host it on imageshack...sounds like you've been hacked, chicky.... :mad: :crash:


No ... it's not me or my computer. This is the only web-site that's affected, Nightfly. Besides ... I've got firewall(s) active plus some "other" things. I'd know instantly if someone was trying to hack me.

Hell ... my damned computer's been completely powered down for the past two hours anyway. :dunno:

Here it is:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1156/screencapture4yn.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screencapture4yn.jpg)



[EDIT]

I've even dumped my cookies, cleared out my cache, erased temporary internet files ... plus I've logged out and back in and closed the browser out.


She's still there. It appears to me as if someone was trying to post a new banner and forgot to re-size the image.

[Ax3C]

Weird shit ... I just logged off again and powered down. It's gone now.

Well, I've got visual proof of it, so I know I'm not friggin' hallucinating or imagining things.

[Ludovico]

All this talk about "cum", got me wondering. If you force fed a girl like Cytherea carbon dioxide would she squirt soda? Female cum with bubbles, now that would be clever, lol :1orglaugh