Sacrelicious Film Treats!

[SiliconeTits]

ok original topic here i think.... and its gonna be difficult for me to explain what i mean so bare with me....

name some film you like to watch over and over but you just know they suck ass (or would be considered a suck ass film) mine:

Top Gun

Starship Troopers (WHY DO I LOVE THIS FILM!)

Independence Day (im embarressed about this one)

Police Academys (ah fuck it Zed's the greatest rolemodel in the world...right next to Homer Simpson)

[GhostDog]

I think star ship troopers is a good film, really good fun to watch...robocop aswell also like the running man:rolleyes:

[RamRod]

My movies are:
Starship Troopers (I know how you feel)
The Fith Element
Super Troopers (Look at the avatar and the name)

RamRod
I am sure there are more but I just can't think of them.

[SiliconeTits]

ahhh yeh running man...supurb....those cleche lines...' he had to split' love it!

[SiliconeTits]

im glad im not the only one with a fetish for starship troopers....i just keep making up the excuse that i only like it cause of denise richards...but thats so not true....lol

[SiliconeTits]

i find it quite amusing that for the shower bit paul venerhoven stripped down naked and said LOOK if i can do it so can you...lol

[SiliconeTits]

universal soldier is another one i can watch over and over
and
Hard Taget
but i cant stand the rest of van dame films....mayb double impact...but not to much

[GhostDog]

Lol van damme and Dolph lundgren on screen at the same time... pure gold.... tho it was Dolph best film in my books

[GhostDog]

Come to think of it Van Damme has to have the most chessy films ever...bloodsport....kickerboxer...awol... holy shit the list is endless!!!

[Scorpion]

Showgirls and Sliver. Sliver was such a bad movie, that I got addicted to it. Same with showgirls, shows more nudity than your average porn.

Top Gun?? WTF?? Yeah it was kinda overacting when Goose dies, but still the movie that made Tom Cruise a star.

[georges]

top gun was one of the best film ever made.

predator 2, blues brothers2, hotshots & rocky IV

[SiliconeTits]

hot shots is pure quality

[RamRod]

I have to say that my fovorite Van Damme movies are Bloodsport and Lionheart.

RamRod
They were really cheesy but I just love 'em.

[nobody]

Armageddon - I don't like it enough to buy the tape or DVD, but when it comes on cable and I'm bored, I might watch it. Yet for many people, it's one of the worst movies ever, and is Exhibit A for everything that's wrong with Hollywood. Oh, and it's directed by The Antichrist (Michael Bay).

I might think of more...

[Violator79]

PORKY'S says it all!!! Funniest. Movie. Ever. It has no point except boys wanting to see girls naked, fucking girls, and avoiding getting caught. I love the movie and yes I admit it. It's one of the biggest guilty pleasure movies ever.

[parker]

The Doors - not one of Oliver Stone's better films, but I enjoy it anyway. Might be because I loved the band as a youngin and the movie gives a connection to that past. Val Kilmer's acting was excellent as well, sometimes I thought it was Morrison I was seeing.

[georges]

bloodsport and karate kid didn't like these film too much.

regards

georges;):)

[rogermellie]

total recall....another paul verhoven

[SiliconeTits]

yeh is a good film was so cool when i was kid.....

i still laugh at the part at the start with the old lady and the suitcase 'FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE' and arnie :bowdown:

[nobody]

Haven't seen Total Recall in a while, but I think I remember that scene - wasn't he wearing the towel / turban around his head when he took his little bow? :D

[SiliconeTits]

thats the one!
jez wat a racist!...jk

[OptimusMike]

Gotta be Commando that film is cheesy shit and then theres everyones fav xmas movie jingle all the way and last but not least labrynith, with Jenifer Connelly lookin oh so JILFtasic !!!

[SiliconeTits]

love labyrinth...shouldnt be in this catagory tho...thats an alltime great

[georges]

the cell is sacrelicious too.

regards

georges;):)

[SiliconeTits]

beautifull imagary in the film...but story sucked arse

[georges]

i agree . another film that sucked ass was scary movie.

[OptimusMike]

love labyrinth...shouldnt be in this catagory tho...thats an alltime great

LOL its good for all the wrong reasons!!! its in my top 10 films at the mo! YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE!!.........

[SiliconeTits]

yeh...dude go pop over to imdb.com and search labyrinth...some dam scary people there...talking about lettin bowie rule them all over the bed etc.....i shudder everytime i think about him in them tight pants....ummmmm lovely testicles!...AGHHHHHHHHHH do'h the pain ...*PUKE*:throwup: :wtf:

[georges]

i haven't seen labyrinth so i can't make any comment.

regards

georges;):)

[SiliconeTits]

Originally posted by Violator79
PORKY'S says it all!!! Funniest. Movie. Ever. It has no point except boys wanting to see girls naked, fucking girls, and avoiding getting caught. I love the movie and yes I admit it. It's one of the biggest guilty pleasure movies ever.


ohhhh man kim catral was hot in that...ARF ARF

[georges]

remember of barb wire? pammy was hot in this film.

[Scorpion]

One film I never get tired of watchin is Last Action Hero, a great and funny film IMO, doesn't get any better to ahnuld poking fun at himself.

[SiliconeTits]

yeh got that the other day!...love that too...along with anyother arnie film....

[Scorpion]

Originally posted by SiliconeTits
yeh got that the other day!...love that too...along with anyother arnie film....

Any good special features??

[SiliconeTits]

vhs sorry mate....only got it cause it was dirt cheap

[Scorpion]

Yeah i have it on VHS also, I only got it for like $6.99

[georges]

i wonder if last action hero is on kazaa, i will have to check that.

regards

georges;):)

[SiliconeTits]

doubt it.....

i think if i work out the converstions....mine was cheaper....probably the equilavent to $2-$3

but that was cause it was used...

[pakester]

top gun
platoon
heat
wierd science
rambo first blood part 1
who dares wins
the doors
the sting

and some

[georges]

weird science i loved it i was laughing like a whale during all the film.

regards

georges;):)

[SiliconeTits]

Originally posted by pakester
top gun
platoon
heat
wierd science
rambo first blood part 1
who dares wins
the doors
the sting

and some

dude dude...no way in hell the sting is a sacrelicious film treat!...that movie is just to good!..lol...

weird science was darn cool...good choice....TV series sucked ass tho... :-)

[georges]

a tv serie that sucked @ss for me was frank cannon.

[Geyser]

Top Gun was my favorite Movie!

[georges]

top gun was one of the best documentary and action film explaining how the top gun flight weapons school works

[SiliconeTits]

documentary?....i imagine holywoods interpretation of flight school and the real flight school are like comparing concreate to sponge

[theatreking]

Here's a few more...

Iron Eagle (Only the 1st one - the rest really sucked)

Highlander 3? (The one with Mario Van Peebles, overall and very unfortunately the films in this series have gotten worse with time, but if it's on - I'll watch it)

And the 2 prequels to Star Wars...

And everything already listed...

One more...
Pluto Nash

[georges]

Originally posted by SiliconeTits
documentary?....i imagine holywoods interpretation of flight school and the real flight school are like comparing concreate to sponge

not entirely agree because at the end of the film you can see that people who were present for helping to make the film were the admiral lindsay hollowIII (supreme chef commander of the navy from 1970 to 1985) and the most trained f14 tomcat pilots.

[SiliconeTits]

Originally posted by theatreking
Here's a few more...

Iron Eagle (Only the 1st one - the rest really sucked)

Highlander 3? (The one with Mario Van Peebles, overall and very unfortunately the films in this series have gotten worse with time, but if it's on - I'll watch it)

And the 2 prequels to Star Wars...

And everything already listed...

One more...
Pluto Nash

prequals to star wars is a dam good one to choose

[georges]

for me there are also dick tracy, the blues brothers2, the flintstones, rocketeer, mad max3 and the first hellraiser

[Alexx]

UHF, starring Weird Al Yankovic, Ghostbusters 2, The Godfather part 3 and Rambo part 2.

[georges]

other films like stalingrad, the hitcher and pitchblack

[SiliconeTits]

pitchblack was good ar...and as for rambo 2...dude thats by far the best of the series!....find it weird tho that both James Cameron and Sly wrote it.....

[georges]

over the top and the white shadow

[SiliconeTits]

Cactus Jack with kirk douglas and arnie....supurb film...dammmmm funny...gotta love kirk and that cool horse

i think it was also called the handsome stranger....

[georges]

supertroopers excellent film which caricaturizes the american police.i was killed of laugh.

[OptimusMike]

Cactus Jack with kirk douglas and arnie....supurb film...dammmmm funny...gotta love kirk and that cool horse

What a classic! always on around easter! nothin better aboot easter.......well maybe the reapperance of CREAM EGGS! man those things are great! sayin that though already got im in wrk 4 for a £1 and you know what why not wash im dwn with a nice ice cold Pepsi/Diet Pepsi/Pepsi Max/7-Up or one of the many tango flavours!? all buy one get one free! thats Woolworths value for ya! LETS HAVE SOME FUN!:D lmao!

[SiliconeTits]

do you work at woolworths?

[georges]

51th state with samuel l jackson is a good film i recommend it.

[SiliconeTits]

yeh i love the bit at the start with ricky tomlinson and the rubber ring.... 'YOW FUCKIN TWAT'.....kills me

[OptimusMike]

do you work at woolworths?

yep i sure do! why not plug the company online!? lol! am brainwashed i tell ya!

[OptimusMike]

51th state with samuel l jackson is a good film i recommend it.

Top film and the fact that it was filmed in my home twn makes it even better! and heres my claim to fame! you know the chemist they go to? well thats my local chemist! lol! another top line once agin provided by ricky has to be..."De souza put the FUCKIN GUN ON THE TABLE YOU GOSHITE!!!" lol!

[SiliconeTits]

LMFAO...that guy can really sware.....
another fave of mine is denis farina...nobody can sware like that guy....he's Avi in snatch and he's also Ray Barbone in Get Shorty

'sit down and shudup you big balled fuck'

and

'we got beaches?'
'.........so?, who the fuck wants to see um'

[SiliconeTits]

sorry another of my faves...cant believe this slipped my mind:

Ray =
'lemmie get this striaght with you, Momo is dead which means everything he owned now belongs to jimmy e.g you start showing me the propper respect'
Chilli =
'e.g means example what i think you mean is i.e'
Ray =
Bullshit! its short for ergo
Chilli =
Ask your man here
Hencheman =
' best to my knowledge e.g mean example
Ray =
'!!!! E.G.... I.E .....FUCK YOU'

another one....

Ray walks into the barbers turns to the old hairdressers and sez
'you cut straight hair here or just fags?'

i love dennis farina

[georges]

what i like at the end of the 51st state it is when the fat pork explodes like a bomb and the policeman is lying in the blood.

also what was cool it is when samuel l jackson beats the skins with with the golf clubs and some minutes after what makes me laugh it is when samuel l jackson gives them poison to fuckin skinheads so they piss on themselves like dickies :D:rofl:

i will have to download snatch with boris the butcher

[OptimusMike]

LOL man thats some funny shit Tits! :D :D

[georges]

Originally posted by OptimusMike
LOL man thats some funny shit Tits! :D :D

i agree;)

[SiliconeTits]

Originally posted by georges
what i like at the end of the 51st state it is when the fat pork explodes like a bomb and the policeman is lying in the blood.

also what was cool it is when samuel l jackson beats the skins with with the golf clubs and some minutes after what makes me laugh it is when samuel l jackson gives them poison to fuckin skinheads so they piss on themselves like dickies :D:rofl:

i will have to download snatch with boris the butcher

boris the blade!
boris the bulet dodger?
boris the sneaky fackin russian!

[georges]

Originally posted by SiliconeTits
boris the blade!
boris the bulet dodger?
boris the sneaky fackin russian!

sorry for my mistake silicone;) :D :rofl:
fackin russian hm hm:mad: by the way i am also russian because i have russian roots and blood.

what made me laugh in snatch is "heavy is reliable"

regards

georges;)

[SiliconeTits]

yeh if it dont work you could always hit him with it.... :D

[SiliconeTits]

i reckon Guy Richie (director of Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels case you didnt know) should do a adaption of an elmore lenard book (wrote the books for jackie brown, get shorty, and out of sight and a new film thats coming out called tushmingo blues something like that).....they have the same sorta styles....

[georges]

Originally posted by SiliconeTits
i reckon Guy Richie (director of Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels case you didnt know) should do a adaption of an elmore lenard book (wrote the books for jackie brown, get shorty, and out of sight and a new film thats coming out called tushmingo blues something like that).....they have the same sorta styles....

i agree with you silitits.

regards

georges;):)

[Scorpion]

Originally posted by georges
51th state with samuel l jackson is a good film i recommend it.

In the United States it is known as Formula 51, at first I tought it was a car racing film. Not a bad movie, only saw parts of it.

[georges]

it is avery very good movie scorpion, it is a highly recommended film

regards

georges;):)

[SiliconeTits]

Originally posted by Scorpion
Showgirls and Sliver. Sliver was such a bad movie, that I got addicted to it. Same with showgirls, shows more nudity than your average porn.

Top Gun?? WTF?? Yeah it was kinda overacting when Goose dies, but still the movie that made Tom Cruise a star.

all i gotta say is

HIGH WAY TOO THE DANGER ZONE.....IM GONNA RIDE INTO THE DANGERZONE!!!

that song is sacrelicious just on its own!