The Member Above Me....

[member006]

Is very close to 2,000 posts . ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Is not so close to 2000 posts ;)

[member2686]

Doesn't realize it will only take her 15 days to hit the next thousand...lmao :hatsoff: :nanner: :D

[member006]

Knows it will take longer than that . :tongue:

[member5726]

thinks that longer is better... ;)

[member006]

is not BigDan anymore , just Dan the man . :D

[Union Jax]

Needs to to do me a favour seeing i let her out my closet ;-)

[foxycougar]

is climbing through my window right now...

[Sutty]

is calling the police

[Union Jax]

is the police and will let me off

[siliconebrian]

will have a wild party on newyears eve!!

[georges]

is a great briana banks fan;)

[foxycougar]

is the sexiest Frenchman that I know :)

[Durty_Dog]

Is one foxy lady ;)

[foxycougar]

is duuuuuurty in a good way :)

[Union Jax]

should come and help clean me off...im dirty ;-)

[Summer]

Cacks his pants :D

[siliconebrian]

is absolutely right!! about his james dean quote!!

[member5726]

is closing in the one thousand plateau...

[Union Jax]

Is a fantastic cameraman ;)

:rofl:

[member5726]

is a fantastic actor ! ;) :D

[ckjedi66]

Is a fantastic U2 fan!!!

[member006]

is looking for that ultimate way to please a woman . :)

[ckjedi66]

Wouldnt mind if i tried some of my methods of pleasure on her;)

[Red Spyder]

Wears a Freeones T-shirt to bed

[siliconebrian]

is one of our newest members!!

[pitino]

is not that old too.... ;)

[Sutty]

wants to be a rock star

[Union Jax]

is the new lead singer of Queen

[Durty_Dog]

Owns every single queen record

[Sutty]

has a moustache like freddy mercury

[siliconebrian]

should put an aditional letter L in his nickname!

[Sutty]

is the second person to say that in this thread

[Durty_Dog]

Likes little Brtain 'Kitty'

[Union Jax]

Is gonna be in the next Big Brother :D

[pitino]

has a naked blondie in his mini cooper...

[Durty_Dog]

*Hopes not*, Pimps around with his limo and mini cooper, lol!

[member5726]

is "chillin" to some music... (i hope its U2 :D)

[Durty_Dog]

Is 'where the streets have no name' *is listening to zero 7 at the mo, U2 are ok though :)

[member5726]

has great taste in music ! :thumbsup:

[siliconebrian]

realy realy likes U2!

[member006]

knows and understands the rules . ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Is one thrust away from heaven...

[Anonymous2]

...sometimes even thinks he is Freddy Mercury

[Durty_Dog]

*Hell yeah*, Is alone in the woods w/ the babe in his avatar ;)

[member5726]

just came out of the shower...

[foxycougar]

just came :) lol oh wait....;)

[member006]

is rethinking post I think . lol. :) *waiting*

[Durty_Dog]

Is one sexy lady with a whole lotta love, lol!

[Europa]

Has a peculiar avatar...

[Sutty]

is new to the forum. Welcome

[Summer]

Is a member of Goldie Looking Chain :D

[member5726]

has a very big member... ;) :D

[member2686]

Has apparently seen Summer's "member." :eek: :D

[member006]

like me is very shocked :eek: that Dan knows so much about Summer's member .

[foxycougar]

is sitting in front of her computer naked RIGHT NOW

[ExarKUN]

um, is also sitting in front of her computer?!?

[foxycougar]

is sitting on my lap ;)

[ExarKUN]

is touching me in a naughty place ;)

[foxycougar]

likes it!

[ExarKUN]

pushes me off her lap

[foxycougar]

falls on the floor, lol

[ExarKUN]

goes and has a shower

[Union Jax]

Finds me in there with her..........again!! LOL

[nylo]

has lots of $$$$$$$$$ cause of his stock in Kleenex

[member5726]

has a freeones thong ! :D

[member006]

Is going to send me his freeones thong . :rolleyes:

[nylo]

has a great sig

(wonder if that's her...)


:nanner:

[Dice]

has a nice location :D

[Union Jax]

Was in the red light district earlier tonight ;-)

[Dice]

was there too ? :D

[member2686]

Needs to stop giving us all "the finger" with his avatar!!! :) :D :wave:

[Union Jax]

Needs to jump in his sig between Terri and Bobbi

lmao

[member2686]

(Needs a new host for his sig) Doesn't know that I was below them doing naughty things to put those sexy smiles on their faces in that pic... :nanner: :D :)

[Union Jax]

LMAO

Should send them over to me and i`ll give them something to smile about aswell ;-)

[Red Spyder]

Has real nice taste in women

[member006]

needs to stop touching himself before he goes blind . ;)

[Red Spyder]

should save that one last thrust for me ;)

[member5726]

has the same haircut of Bart Simpson !! :eek:

[bullbull1975]

can squeeze my avatar!!!

[Durty_Dog]

Avatar is making me dizzy, lol! :rolleyes:

[nylo]

avatar is having a bad hair day

:rofl:

[pitino]

has an avatar with 80's hair-cut

[siliconebrian]

is laughing his ass of!

[Sutty]

has just passed 1000 posts

[member006]

notices post counts . Congrats brianelka . :glugglug:

[siliconebrian]

just had a drink with me to celebrate my 1000th post!

(thnx Lady Love XXX)

[foxycougar]

just had a drink with me to celebrate my 1000th post!

(thnx Lady Love XXX)
is now a member of the super secret 1,000+ posts club ;) Congratulations :nanner:

[Summer]

is giving away secrets

ssssshhhhhhhh

[member2686]

Knows the difference between James Dean and Jimmy Dean. (lmao) :nanner:

[member5726]

Knows the difference between Dan and Daniel.... ;) :D

[Henneberg1974]

The member above me isn't as "big" as he says he is. :D

[member5726]

will lose a few teeth if he continues to talk to me like that ! ;) :D

[member2686]

Speaks (Canadian) French... :frenchman

[siliconebrian]

lives at night mostly

[member006]

loves those shimmy dancing boobies . :)

[Union Jax]

should show me hers ;-)

[Sutty]

loves glenn hoddle

[Summer]

Was baptised by THE Glen Hoddle, of grenwich catholic church wit the crooked church steeple down the lane past the bakers and butchers

[member5726]

wishes to have his own picture on a stamp one day ! :D

[Henneberg1974]

wants to know "How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb". :D

[Sutty]

knows "How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb".

[Henneberg1974]

is really referring to his member when it says Little Britain, LOL! :D

[Union Jax]

Is George Daws, LOL

[Sutty]

is Vickie Pollard

[WankerCounty]

lost his chance to become the next pope when he logged on to mishelle-marsh.com

[Union Jax]

just got back from visiting the pope

[foxycougar]

had his dreams of being a priest dashed when I seduced him ;)

[WankerCounty]

was off by only 1,000 miles

[ckjedi66]

is visiting ma and pa wanker today

[member006]

doesn't know he just got back from there , he's back where he belongs now . ;)

[WankerCounty]

didn't post what she wanted to but is right nonetheless

[Red Spyder]

If he keeps posting he'll end up in bed with Jena Jameson

[foxycougar]

has his hair cut like Bart Simpson

[member5726]

finds me really sexy... ;)

[foxycougar]

is really sexxxy!

[member5726]

is getting me all warm and funny inside... ;)

[member2686]

Just had sex with FoxyCougar!!!! :nanner: :nanner: :nanner:

[member5726]

have the tape to prove it ! ;)

[foxycougar]

enjoyed it, lol

[Durty_Dog]

Is a dirty girl ;)

[pitino]

is a dog looking like a cat that just woke up!!! ;)

[Durty_Dog]

has a lover called Pitino in Bella's dream land (so that would be a threesome)?

[Sutty]

is a lover of scunthorpe

[georges]

will marry michelle marsh soon ;)

[member006]

seems to favor blondes :( one brunette peeking in sig .

[georges]

is mistaking about me. because I know brunettes who are hot smoking.;) And receives a big hug from me because she is a lady full of love :iloveyou: :kiss:

[member006]

says the sweetest thing's. *Blushes* is very much the gentleman :angels:

[nylo]

would like my tongue where the rose is in her avatar

LOL

[member006]

would like his tongue in my roses place :)

[nylo]

DAMN STRAIGHT


***SLUUUUUUURRRRPP*****


:nanner:

[Union Jax]

Is trying to hide from me between LL`s Legs ;-)

[georges]

will be invited by natasha gold tonight ;)

[member5726]

enjoy cum guzzling sluts ! ;)

[member2686]

Has had sex in the shower recently (and not by himself). lol

[Laibach]

Is gonna bring in the New year with all the hott babes like a certain Laibach !!.

[Durty_Dog]

Would love to have bella donna spread like his sig on his bed for new year ;)

[pitino]

just woke up ;)

[member2686]

Will have a gyro and baklava tonight to celebrate New Year's Eve, after he has lots of ouzo!!! :nanner: :glugglug: :hatsoff:

[foxycougar]

gets all of the ladies ;) lol

[member2686]

Wants to have naughty sex with John Cusack. lol :nanner:

[foxycougar]

wants to tape it and sell it, lol

[member2686]

Has forgotten that that's BigDan1110's job...

[member006]

Knows the best camera men . :)



Will have a gyro and baklava tonight to celebrate New Year's Eve, after he has lots of ouzo!!! This broke my heart . :(

[foxycougar]

gets broken hearts over food?

[member5726]

looks really good on camera... ;)

[foxycougar]

knows that I think he is super sexy ;)

[pitino]

is lovelly... (happy new year!) ;)

[foxycougar]

made me blush. I hope you have a wonderful New Year, too, pitino

[member006]

Is Foxy as hell . ;)

*edit , to slow again . *

*Foxy , those are two of my favorite foods I can't have . Yes my heart broke . :(

[member2686]

Cannot eat a gyro, drink ouzo, or eat baklava for some reason

[foxycougar]

wants to drink ouzo from my belly button

[pitino]

has a beautifull belly... ;)

[foxycougar]

is sweet!!!

[pitino]

is awesome...

[ExarKUN]

is lovely

[WankerCounty]

is running out of adjectives

[member2686]

Missed his LadyLove this week while she was running around flirting! lol

[member006]

knows I was a good girl and knows this link took 10 seconds to come to me . :)

[pitino]

has a member above her
that has Terri n Bobbi laying half naked in front of the fireplace tonight...

[WankerCounty]

used the edit option just a moment ago

[pitino]

is right!!! ;)

[foxycougar]

wants to invite me to come and stay with him, lmao

[member2686]

Is booking a flight to Athens so she can be with Pitino.

[WankerCounty]

has build a temple for Terri and Bobbi

[member2686]

Has forgotten that Kira Eggers has joined the Club as well... :nanner: :banana:

[pitino]

likes Terri n Bobbi :)

[georges]

is marrying rachel aziani soon

[foxycougar]

is going to have a wonderful year this year!

[bishbash1]

wishes bishbash1 was between her legs tonight.........maybe.....oh alright then, she doesn't

[member2686]

Wants a beer and a blowjob!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gif

[georges]

is invited at avn by bobbi eden, kira eggers and terri summers

[member006]

* edit . Is very fast ;)

[WankerCounty]

loves irritated little babies like the one in my avatar.

[member006]

knows I love pouty face babies . :lovecoupl

[georges]

is so lovely in her avatar that she desserves a big hug :kiss: :iloveyou:

[member2686]

Wants to make some babies with Briana Banks!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Nightfly2005/Animated%20GIFs/banana2.gif

[georges]

is right because I am mad of Briana Banks and her cum guzzling talents.
And is invited to have a good beer on me :glugglug:

[foxycougar]

should come and have a beer with me for New Years ;)

[WankerCounty]

didn't invite the rest of us, but can have a 2nd one on me anyway

[member5726]

is often acting stupid... :D

[Union Jax]

Is getting drunk in 50 mins ;-)

[member006]

Is tucked in bed by now probably. :angels:

[WankerCounty]

forgot her xxx-mas present

[pitino]

got a xxx-mas present...

[member2686]

Doesn't have an ouzo hangover from New Year's Eve!!! :nanner:

[pitino]

is wrong!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[member2686]

Has a hangover, but is up and alive & kicking!!! :nanner:

[member006]

Is alive and kicking also . Happy New Year . ;)

[Sutty]

is still drinking alcohol

[georges]

had a nice party with michelle marsh yesterday

[Union Jax]

Doesnt know that Miss banks in waiting at the top of the eiffel tower for him ;-)

[Sutty]

loves chelsea

[member006]

needs to dance and sing with me , I feel like dancin' .

[member2686]

Has had a lot of eggnog lately. LOL :D :nanner: :hatsoff:

[member006]

doesn't know I'm sipping some now . :)

[member2686]

Used the term "sipping" like a real Southern girl would.

[member5726]

likes southern girls... ;)

[pitino]

will be in here posting, during the 2005 ;)

[ÆGEAN]

will finally enter Belladonna's dreamland! :)

[member006]

say's I overpost in the word association thread . :(

[ÆGEAN]

has misinterpreted a previous comment! :p

[pitino]

*edit* didn't make it... :(

[ÆGEAN]

is trying to get there! :)

[pitino]

thinks that i'm trying to get somewhere (!)..

[ÆGEAN]

is now totally lost! :laugh:

[nylo]

found the Bermuda Triangle

LOL

:hatsoff:

[member006]

has a great signature . :glugglug:

[WankerCounty]

is the Bermuda triangle ;)

[member006]

I lost in me ;) but loves a challenge :wave:

[pitino]

lost in her great body...:)

[georges]

is going to see rachel aziani tonight

[member006]

Loves the ladies , flirt extraordinaire . ;)

[WankerCounty]

flirts too much

[Summer]

still has a christmas cracker crown on his head

[member2686]

Knows what a cracker crown is... :confused: :confused:

[Laibach]

Is all hung over from last night.

[member2686]

Has a BellaDonna "gonzo" DVD running on repeat in his player! :D :nanner:

[Laibach]

Is correct..

[member2686]

Has one of the best avatars on this board... :rubbel:

[georges]

had a nice diner with terri summers, bobbi eden and kira eggers

[WankerCounty]

wouldn't eat with them but rather just eat them :glugglug:

[Laibach]

Changed his uber cool "Peggy Wanker dont forget to thank her" Avatar .

[member006]

doesn't know WC wants to do things nasty things to his avatar.:eek:

[WankerCounty]

posted something that could easily be misunderstood :eek: :D

[member2686]

Loves more than one lady.

[WankerCounty]

just got me in a lot of trouble. Oh my :(

[foxycougar]

Is apparently in a lot of trouble with the missus

[member2686]

Knows how a woman who is drunk on eggnog can be... :D :nanner: :glugglug:

[foxycougar]

knows that innocent lil ole me would know nothing about that sort of thing!

[Union Jax]

isnt interested in my woman which is fine by me :D

:crowdgrin

[Sutty]

is arsene's wengers son

[Union Jax]

really wants to play for my dads team :D

[member2686]

Still has a hangover from New Year's Eve. :eek: :D

[ckjedi66]

Wants a threesome with the chicks in his sig (as do I!)

[member5726]

is not drunk like me tonight !! :D

[foxycougar]

nevers comes and talks to me anymore *sighs*

[ckjedi66]

wants me to decorate her with my tounge!;)

[foxycougar]

makes me blush and giggle like a school girl, lol

[member2686]

Is still celebrating Festivus! :D :confused: :nanner:

[bigbri71]

has posted alot

[georges]

is welcome on freeones

[ÆGEAN]

is the post king! :)

[Durty_Dog]

Is not far off 2000 posts :glugglug:

[nylo]

Is an addicted member

:glugglug:

[ÆGEAN]

has cracked the 500 mark!

[Durty_Dog]

Lives where the surf is great :)

[member5726]

lives where the surf is bad ! :D

[Union Jax]

Is blocked up in his house b/c of snow and cant get out LOL

[georges]

is having good time with natasha gold ;)