The Member Above Me....

[member006]

aeems to like his avatar and sig Christmas gift . ;)

[Sutty]

is dreaming of a white christmas

[member006]

has very nice thoughts :)

[Summer]

acts all innocent, but we know wot she's like :D

[member2686]

Would like to give LadyLove all his white stuff... :rubbel:

[Summer]

is extremely fast poster WOW! lol ;)

[foxycougar]

likes to lick things...like stamps...

[member006]

Wants to lick his stamp . ;) Hell I had to edit . lol

[member2686]

Isn't into women...

[Summer]

Gave LL a good licking last nite flylicker

[member5726]

is jealous of the licking NF have give to LL last night... ;)

[member2686]

Is wrong.... WankerCounty licked LadyLove last night!!! :nanner:

[member006]

as always he is so right . :glugglug:

[Summer]

is having nightfly 2nite

[member2686]

Is wrong. I have something else going on tonight. LOL ;) :nanner:

[Summer]

has upset LL now :crying: sure she'll have another bloke round within 5 mins
LOL ;)

[member006]

needs to slow his roll

[Osiris]

Likes to be center of attention.

[siliconebrian]

is an animal lover!!

[nylo]

just loves silicone

LOL

:nanner:

[Union Jax]

Is sitting on a pair of silicone boobs right now.

[member006]

is sitting on a pair of real ones right now

[ckjedi66]

would love me to manhandle her real ones

[member5726]

is looking for the instructions to know how to manhandle boobs ! :D

[member2686]

Should not need instructions on handling boobs. LOL :eek: :D :hatsoff:

[member006]

needs no instructions on boobs , wonders why anyone else does . :)

[WankerCounty]

wishes she was bilingual

[member006]

He is bilingual , and I can talk great German . ;)

[pitino]

talks German layin naked on the bed...(!)

[bullbull]

Is a "Basket-balls" coach.

[member5726]

have a really nice avatar ! :thumbsup:

[Summer]

has just pinched the line i was gunna say ;)

[WankerCounty]

knows how I feel in this thread pretty much all the time ;)

[member2686]

Named himself after the fictional county where Peg Bundy was from in "Married with Children." (Isn't Google BRILLIANT? lol)

[WankerCounty]

needs google for that kind of trivia.. oh my :D

[member2686]

Apparently already KNEW that trivia... :eek:

[Dick Hardly]

The member above me . . .
currently has 2,409 posts.

[member006]

Is from "the dirty south " :glugglug:

[Dick Hardly]

The member above me . . .
has a sexy-ass sig~!

[Union Jax]

just got home after blowing $100 at the bookies.

[Dick Hardly]

The member above me . . .
should loan me $100.

[Sutty]

is eating a chocolate and onion sandwich

[member5726]

is licking stamps... :tongue:

[Summer]

Is on the prowl for some honey and we ain't talkin the bee related kind ;)

[member006]

Needs to stay away from the bookies . ;)

[member5726]

is a bookie on her spare time... ;)

[Summer]

edit: lol

Waves his hands about like one of those mental horse racing bookies down by the track

[member5726]

is a real stallion... :D not ;)

[Union Jax]

Is really Black Beauty

[nylo]

Loves Mini Coopers

LOL

:nanner:

[member006]

loves the dancing banana :nanner:

[ckjedi66]

Also loves the dancing banana

[member5726]

loves to use a banana in a very sexual way... ;)

[member006]

doesn't realize I'm not into fruit . More the veggie kind ;)

[member2686]

Likes sausage.

[pitino]

meant cucumber...

[WankerCounty]

better be speaking about knockwurst :eek:

[QBall1970]

has been M.I.A. for a couple of days! How ya doin', sir?

[nylo]

Has 1300 posts

:glugglug:

[pitino]

has not 1300 posts! ;)

[WankerCounty]

has 3 wishes: freeones, freeones and freeones

[Henneberg1974]

acts like the baby on his Avatar. ;)

[Dick Hardly]

tried to thumb his girlfriend's ass.

[Union Jax]

Best mate is stan laural

[member006]

is a lover of big tv's :)

[WankerCounty]

meant to say big tits of course

[member006]

loves the big tits too . ;)

[WankerCounty]

can provide them

[Sutty]

needs to ask the audience

[member5726]

have to phone a friend... ;)

[member2686]

Has 2 copies of every U2 CD, just in case... :D :nanner:

[member5726]

sleeps with lifesize dolls of Bobbi Eden and Terri Summers ;) :D

[pitino]

has spread lifesize dollls of U2 in his house...;)

[Summer]

Is washing his car with some dirty knickers that belonged to belladonna that he bought off ebay

[QBall1970]

has an alter-ego based on James Dean's life!

[pitino]

is going to marry Sunny Leone soon... ;)

[member006]

want's the breakfast of champions . :)

[makev80]

Has pretty damn nice ass in her sig.

[Calm]

has buns of steel

[member5726]

have balls of steel ! :D

[member2686]

STILL wants to just be called Dan, o.k.? :nanner:

[Summer]

wants to be called sharon, but only on the weekends ;)

[member5726]

is named Sharon ! :D

[foxycougar]

Wants to make naked snow angels with me

[member2686]

Likes to be naked in the snow!!! BBBRRRRRRR!!!!! :eek: :nanner:

[foxycougar]

wants to join me in the hot tub afterward...

[member2686]

Has a hot tub. :nanner: :)

[Union Jax]

stole it and gave it to me for letting him escape the wrestling arena yesterday ;-)

[foxycougar]

likes to wrestle in KY Jelly with me ;)

[Union Jax]

wants to do more than wrestle with me ;-)

[member2686]

Is still in a coma dreaming after the WWE ass-kicking he got yesterday. :rofl: :D

[Laibach]

Has "Into the Labyrinth" i believe.

[member2686]

Loves the musical group Dead Can Dance like I do... :thumbsup:

[Summer]

dishes out bad rep lol

[member2686]

Gets both good and bad rep from me for his posts (depends on what you say and why)...

[Summer]

Doesn't leave his name or reason LMAO :1orglaugh

[Sutty]

will be building a snowman on xmas day

[Summer]

would love to build a snowman but it'll have to be a drizzle man

[member2686]

Is a Morrissey fan.

[Summer]

Has been knocking off Morrissery

LMAO :1orglaugh

[member5726]

is hated by the neighbours ! :D

[Summer]

is outta breath from blowing up his polythene pal ingrid

[member5726]

does'nt know that her name is Greta... not Ingrid... ;) :D

[nylo]

Has a "thing" for big-boobed blondes

:D

[member5726]

is so right ! ;)

[Union Jax]

Owns lots of pairs of shades.

[Durty_Dog]

Is an xmas tree

[member5726]

should take a shower, because he's so dirty... ;):D

[member2686]

Knows a dirty dog when he sees one.... :)

[Durty_Dog]

Will get some babe from freeones to get this dirty dog clean, ;) lol!

[member2686]

Is watching Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" on the BBC right now. :nanner: :hatsoff:

[Union Jax]

LMAO!!

Wishes he was too

[Night Symphony]

^^ Another UK fella!

[Durty_Dog]

Is proud to be British, lol!

[Night Symphony]

^^ Should be equally as proud! *Unless you are a chav :P *

[member2686]

Doesn't like chavs. (DO many people, really? lol They look ridiculous to me!!!)

[Durty_Dog]

By chav do you mean townie????, fav pornstar is Terri summers

[member2686]

Should read this: http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-cha2.htm

[nylo]

wants to be the "cream center" of a terri summers and bobbi eden cookie

LMAO

:glugglug:

[georges]

is some one who has taste in women

[member2686]

Is going to have hardcore sex with Briana Banks one day...

[ckjedi66]

Has the two hottest women in the world in his sig!!!!! :banana:

[member2686]

Is 10000000000000000% correct!!! :nanner: :rubbel: :banana:

[Union Jax]

Is gonna get really drunk this new year

:glugglug:

[member2686]

Wants to row his boat to The Netherlands for some reason now... ;) :)

[member5726]

haven't sent me my christmas gift yet... ;)

[member006]

Is waiting for a Christmas gift . :) or a bus ?

[member5726]

is waiting for me to unwrap her... ;)

[member006]

can't get the knot out of the bow :tongue: nanner nanner

[Union Jax]

Should come and sit on my knee and let me unwrap her ;-)

[member006]

his balls are to big for me to sit . lol. :)

[Union Jax]

Can help make them a tad bit smaller :D


;)

[Union Jax]

Double post fuck up :D

[member2686]

Wants his balls "reduced" by LadyLove. ;) :rubbel: :blowjob:

[member5726]

enjoy driving his car in the snow ! ;)

[member2686]

Is having a Merry Christmas! :nanner:

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

will awaken to find his favorite porn star under the tree. :)

[member2686]

If he's right, I will die a happy, happy man!!!! :nanner:

[pitino]

wishes Merry XMas to all !!!! ;)

[Sutty]

is getting drunk and eating too much

[georges]

has one fine big boobed lady in his sig

[member006]

has a fine big breasted woman under his signature lol . Merry Christmas . ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Is getting a brand new dildo as her main xmas present? ;)

[member006]

is guessing totally , the vintage 1926 wood one I have still works great . ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Vintage dildo has splinters and would be painful?

[member006]

he doesn't realize the craftmanship of yesteryear . :)

[Union Jax]

Still needs to help me out here ;)

[member2686]

Didn't get a pornstar under his Christmas tree this morning. :eek: Another let-down from Santa... :D

[Union Jax]

Will send Carmen to me as a late prezzie :D

[georges]

will see natasha gold for the next year

[member2686]

Is hopefully having a Merry Christmas with a "big-boobied" babe!!! :nanner: :hatsoff: :georges:

[member006]

I'm sure is having a great one with a "big boobied babe " . ;)

[member2686]

Is wearing only a Christmas bow today...around her ankle! ;) :)

[member006]

Promised he wouldn't tell :mad:

*oops the cam batteries are low light just came on * LMAO :rofl:

[Union Jax]

Can whisper sweet nothings in my ear ;-)

[member5726]

still haven't gave me her gift... :(

[member006]

is waiting so patiently , and UJ is faster *whispering *

[georges]

kisses the cute lady above him:kiss: and wishes her merry christmas:party:

[member006]

Sent me a wonderful gift , I send one right back ((hug)). Merry Christmas . :)

[pitino]

is a Lady FULL of Love...(Merry Xmass)

[georges]

has a nice wonderful busty babe in his sig;) merry christmas :party: :glugglug:

[Durty_Dog]

Will send some horny French girl to England for me? ;)

[Union Jax]

loves the french girls

:D

[Durty_Dog]

Is v quick at posting, lol!

[Union Jax]

is quicker than me at posting as i had to edit :D

[georges]

is desserving a beer on me as well as the other members :glugglug:

[Sutty]

dreams of beer, boobs and butts

[Durty_Dog]

Cant blame him

[member2686]

Is getting it on with one of Georges' French babes right now!!! :nanner:

[member006]

needs to maybe make that Durty_Dog a pretty pussy sig . ;)

[georges]

is a so lovely babe that I give her another kiss :kiss: :iloveyou:

[member006]

Makes me blush daily . :shy:

[Durty_Dog]

Does'nt like my pussy cat :bawling:

[member006]

Misunderstood something . I said I love it , you need a sig to go with it though . ;)

[member2686]

Has misteltoe hanging ALL OVER her house... :kiss: :D

[Durty_Dog]

Is right *will do later

[member5726]

should take a shower because he's so durty... ;)

[member2686]

Said the same thing yesterday... :rolleyes:

[Durty_Dog]

Has googley eyes

[Summer]

is stuffed like the turkey

[ckjedi66]

Wants to be James Dean :D

[Sutty]

has eaten too much today

[member5726]

hasn't eat enough today ! :D

[member006]

needs to stop making me hungry ;)

[Union Jax]

Will have me for lunch later ;-)

[member2686]

Is going to give LadyLove some sausage for lunch.... :D

[ckjedi66]

Wants blonde and brunette for lunch....hehehe.....serve me up some 2

[Durty_Dog]

Cant stop thinking about food

[Sutty]

should be called durty tiger

[georges]

has an amazing avatar;)

[Durty_Dog]

Has made a hell of alot of posts

[member006]

Has the prettiest pussy on here ;)

[member5726]

has really the prettiest pussy around here... ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Loves u2 (no shit)

[member006]

Loves Dan . *Wonders should we worry ? *

[Durty_Dog]

Loves lady love not man love, lol

[member5726]

doesn't loves me ! :D

[georges]

is worrying too much about love ;)

[member006]

knows amore' is all that matters , I love to say "Georges " . It sounds so , so , well , sounds very nice .

[georges]

kisses the so kind lady above him :kiss: :iloveyou: and wishes her happy holidays

[member2686]

Is going to make Wanker County jealous by kissing LadyLove...lol :D

[member006]

Doesn't know that WC is the one that taught me to say "Georges" the right way . ;) he won't get jealous .

[member5726]

thinks that its better to give than receive... ;)

[member2686]

Likes to receive more than give! LOL :D

[member5726]

has receive way too much this year... he should at least give me something... ;):D

[georges]

is a dreamer and likes big boobed ladies;)

[member2686]

Unwrapped Briana Banks under his Christmas tree yesterday and then had sex with her for 18 hours non-stop!!!! :banana: :rubbel:

[member5726]

Have to take Viagra to have an erection ! :D

[Summer]

can no longer sustain an erection even with a splint for assistance! :D

[member006]

knows that splints work on sub-erections .

[Union Jax]

is doing naked aerobics right now ;-)

[Summer]

Is practising bedroom gymnastic's wit the missus ;)

[foxycougar]

thinks he looks sexy in spandex ;)

[Union Jax]

Wants to join in ;-)

[member006]

Wants to watch foxy joining in . ;)

[foxycougar]

wishes she were bisexual ;)

[member2686]

Has forgotten that Festivus is over...lmao :nanner: :D

[foxycougar]

should know that Festivus will NEVER be over!!! It's a Festivus MIRACLE!!!

[Union Jax]

Hasnt got a sore head like me

[member006]

needs to move his sore head so I can see Foxy . ;)

[member2686]

Doesn't realize that UJ's sore head is "the little one!!!" ROFLMAO Sorry UJ...couldn't resist! :hatsoff: :nanner:

[foxycougar]

wants some spandex too...... ;)

[member2686]

Is totally wrong about that one...lol :eek:

[foxycougar]

know it's a priviledge, not a right, lol

[Union Jax]

is a very naughty girl ;-)

[LoneStar]

Wants to shag Jo Guests!!
-LoneStar

[Sutty]

speaks the truth

[georges]

is having some hardcore sex with michelle marsh

[member006]

has a wonderful name , it falls off my lips like a whisper . ;)

[member2686]

Knows a lot about whispering...lol

[georges]

is in love with terri summers and bobbi eden

[Durty_Dog]

Would rather have BB :)

[georges]

is right at 400% and desserves a beer on me :glugglug:

[member006]

Loves to have a beer with friends . :glugglug:

[georges]

kisses the beautiful lady which is full of love :kiss: :iloveyou:

[Durty_Dog]

Is thanked by DD for the beer, have one on me :glugglug:

[georges]

thanks the member above him by giving him katie price adress

[Union Jax]

loves the big boobed cum guzzling sluts ;-)

[member5726]

had sex once in a Mini-Cooper... ;)

[pitino]

had sex with or without her...

[member5726]

is having sex with Belladonna... lucky bastard... ;):D

[georges]

is having hardcore sexxx with lannie "the hot fuck" barbie

[Union Jax]

Has a japanese guy hiding in his closet ;-)

[member006]

has me in his closet . *bangs on door loudly* , let me out someone , let me out .

[georges]

receives a huge kiss for her kindness :kiss:

[member006]

loves to try and hug the bow off me . :)

[Sutty]

wants to be the new Bond girl

[member006]

doesn't realize she is not "Bond Girl" material . lol ;)

[georges]

is so lovely and cute :iloveyou:

[pitino]

is called giorgos in Greek...