The Member Above Me....

[QBall1970]

got it dead on when it comes to my first love.... all forms of billiards.

[WankerCounty]

lives in a neighboring country of mine.

EDIT: you did it again, Q ... or should I call you Speedy

[QBall1970]

must have a very forgiving nature... and a helluva sense of humor.

[siliconebrian]

lives in the state where the Ewings ruled!!! hehe, DALLAS!!

[QBall1970]

is correct about Dallas... but I live in the "armpit" of Texas - HOUSTON!!!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[siliconebrian]

where they often have a "problem"!! ;-)

[WankerCounty]

has lost me somehow

[siliconebrian]

doen't know the movie apollo 13 obviously!

(HOUSTON, we have a problem)

[Union Jax]

Has shot off to the moon and wont be back until tomorrow.

[Summer]

actually knows the man in the moon, wow how good is that, also could i request some cheese from the moon ;)

[ckjedi66]

Is a porn junkie like the restof us

[member5726]

is looking for a way to pleasure Foxy ! :D

[tunsty]

Is having an identity crisis... :rolleyes:
l
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v
(Please, just call me Dan from now on, okay ?)

[siliconebrian]

doesn't know his real name anymore!

[pitino]

had sex with Briana once...

[Summer]

had rachael sit on his face last nite :P

[siliconebrian]

@pitino: Damn, I wish that was true!!!

@summer:has fucked over 20 women in his life!

[Summer]

;) hehe

has fuked 21 women this morning lol :D

[siliconebrian]

is wrong, only 18 women, the other 3 just gave me a blowjob!

[WankerCounty]

suffers from delusions of grandeur

[Sutty]

has a foot fetish

[foxycougar]

likes The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[WankerCounty]

watched "Serendipity" 10 times

[Sutty]

leans out of his window and shouts "i'm the king of the world"

[WankerCounty]

doesn't realize how friggin' cold it is outside the Betty Ford clinic.... I would be Frosty the snowman if I did that :D

[member5726]

is really high right now ! :D

[Sutty]

plays air guitar

[member5726]

play drums

[QBall1970]

plays a riveting cover of "Pride(In The Name Of Love)" on his accordion.

:rofl:

[WankerCounty]

plays Eddie Felson in "The Hustler" ... at least he'd love to.

[QBall1970]

Side Note: more like Fats... I wish.


Shall we continue?

[WankerCounty]

didn't say anything about the member above him
;)

[member5726]

plays a riveting cover of "Pride(In The Name Of Love)" on his accordion.

:rofl:

Great one, i don't even know how to play the accordion ! :D

did say something about the member above him ;)

[QBall1970]

corrected me regarding his inability to play the accordion. I actually meant a pan flute.

(only messin' with ya, man!)

:rofl:

[anobody]

^^ wishes i were a woman so he could marry me ;)

[QBall1970]

:rolleyes:

is one of the Lost Boys who has now returned to his den of iniquity.

[nylo]

Has a fetish for Maria Checa

****don't blame him****


:rofl:

[siliconebrian]

has all the "take that" cd's!!!

[jod0565]

Wants a freeones shirt with Briana Banks in it - XXtra large on top.

[siliconebrian]

will send it to me!! (PLEASE!!??)

[ckjedi66]

Thinks licking pussy is better than ice cream, and damn he is right!!!

[member5726]

will pop somebody's cherry...

[QBall1970]

is now the member above me for the third time today... still playing "Pride(In The Name Of Love)", only this time he's whistling it.

[pitino]

has a Q-relation with Maria Checa...

[siliconebrian]

loves big titts and a filthy slut like belladonna!!

[Summer]

loves to shake his arse

[ckjedi66]

Pefers warm weather as opposed to cold

[Summer]

loves the climate of bobbi eden, yet who dosen't ;)

[member5726]

still looking to save his precious Queen... ;)

[Summer]

is 1110 years old like yoda
OLD IS HE (done in the style of yoda ;) )

[QBall1970]

has dreams and designs on starting a revolution.

[WankerCounty]

as of late takes a lot of time to make his "welcome newbie" posts :thumbsup:

[member006]

Adores me as much as I do him . :lovecoupl

[Summer]

has eyes for just (30) blokes ;)

[Sutty]

takes penalties like david beckham

[Summer]

bends it like beckham and i'm not talkin football lol ;)

[member006]

says names I don't know , david beckham ?

[Summer]

he's a english footballer

dosen't know david beckham, plus u'll probably fancy him every lass does, cunt lol :D

[Sutty]

wears a sarong

[Union Jax]

Saw Michelle in the Daily Star today ;-)

[WankerCounty]

smokes heavily

[ckjedi66]

Knows there is a search button

[QBall1970]

is searching in vain (see location)... they're never pleased! :rofl:

[WankerCounty]

knows the disapointing truth about women

[siliconebrian]

would like to be married to Peggy Bundy!!

[WankerCounty]

has got to be kidding... I ALREADY AM

[MASAMUNE]

has a avatar i would like to punch

[WankerCounty]

uses a japanese sounding screen name.. what does it mean?

(go ahead an puch :D )

[member5726]

Loves MILF'S ! :D

[WankerCounty]

has a MILF right at hand

[Union Jax]

Just got home after running down the street naked

[Sutty]

just managed to get away from the police

[siliconebrian]

has the pope doing something very very unpopisch!! (if that's a word)

[member006]

has a avatar that is snarling . :eek:

[WankerCounty]

has an avatar that is smoking

EDIT: same thing goes for the signature

[QBall1970]

has an avatar of a woman that drives Al insane.

[member5726]

Have stolen the logo of an electric company in Quebec. ;)

[brendo]

uses big infront of his name to compensate for something...

[siliconebrian]

is a tawny roberts fan!! what do you think about her new titts?

[Union Jax]

Just spilt some coffee on his carpet.

[Summer]

just spilt sum man made mayo on his mums carpet, ur in for it now ;)

[Sutty]

likes S Club 7

[member5726]

likes ballroom dancing ! :D

[Calm]

^ has Bob Sagget nude photos.

[Summer]

has a vast stamp collection

[member5726]

should really change is name...

[Summer]

i do to Spinderella my Graffitti name ;)

wants to change his name also but tough lol ;)

[anobody]

^^^ is my first disciple when i actually usurp god and take my rightful place

[QBall1970]

is a minor lackey thusly compared to His Highness and Eminent 'Q'.

Kneel before me... or perish. Relinquish all that you survey and I will spare you.

[anobody]

^^ wants power so he can steal candy from babies

[member006]

wants to rule the world with "pink" light. :rofl:

[Summer]

has the spice girls *girl power* sigh

[QBall1970]

is waaaay to familiar with the Spice Girls,

[Summer]

is in the spice girls

lol thats wot u shud have put
too late now ;)

[anobody]

^^^ wanks over geri halliwell frequently

[QBall1970]

despises and abhors all things Spice Girls... or will you be showing us a "softer" side now?

lol
lol

[member2686]

Is a cool guy who never ever seems to have to go to work...lmao

[Sutty]

wants to be in a boy band

[foxycougar]

think he's too manly to be in a boy band ;)

[Union Jax]

Should form a Girl band with her mates.

[Famousbabes]

Really misses Beavis and butthead.

[WankerCounty]

associated "pussy" with "dog" in the other thread.. how weird

[member006]

always thinks of my pussy because he is a dog . ;)

[Union Jax]

Is too slow for me.

[WankerCounty]

forgot about me thinking of other body parts ;)

EDIT: oh no! :eek:
EDIT again: is too fast for me

[member5726]

is really too slow for this game :D

[QBall1970]

has always managed to stay ahead of the game.

[Sutty]

sings "I will survive" on karaoke

[member2686]

Is a member of the Rick Astley fan club... LOL

[Sutty]

is a member of over 100 forums

[member2686]

Likes hyperbole... :nanner:

[foxycougar]

is running around like a chicken with its head cut off, lol ;)

[member006]

is looking forward "bowling for drunks " :)

[Union Jax]

will be drunk soon

[member006]

is wishing he were drunk . :nanner:

[WankerCounty]

is getting ready to pour me a beer

[Summer]

is a beer fly down in the cellars

[member5726]

looks drunk all the time ! :D

[Sutty]

sees the "pink elephant" when drunk

[Famousbabes]

Your name is Sutty. Spiffy.

[member2686]

Is going to get drunk tonight after his road trip!

[Famousbabes]

Shhh. Wishes he was comming with me. :)

[member2686]

Is gonna play poker and jam some tunes with the buds, drink some beer, and have a good time!!! :glugglug: :glugglug: :nanner:

[Summer]

has natural DD breasts ;)

[Durty_Dog]

Just got cum in his girlfriends eye

[Summer]

accidently fired in his own eyes :'(

[foxycougar]

wants to come and get drunk with me! ;)

[Henneberg1974]

^ thinks I am the sexiest man alive and the best lover she has ever had!

[foxycougar]

is correct! ;)

[Summer]

Is far too cheeky for her own good ;)

[foxycougar]

likes it, lol

[Henneberg1974]

The member above me is still recovering from the best sex she has ever had and wants another round. :D

Dean

;)

[Summer]

Hands are sore now ;) hehe

[foxycougar]

made me snarf my homemade wine, lol

[member006]

will tell LL what kind of homemade wine . :)

[WankerCounty]

shouldn't care about the wine, it's spilled, remember?

[foxycougar]

want some of my PEACH wine (sneaky, huh?)lmao

[member006]

Is a Peach herself . ;) I love peach anything

[foxycougar]

Should come over to the Bar *cough* and have some with me!

[WankerCounty]

should know better than call peach liquor wine. Thousands of winegrowers are rolling in their graves right now.... and not because they had too much peach "wine"

[foxycougar]

should know it's HOMEMADE wine.....in other words, it's wine that was made by someone I know with Peach Schnapps in it

[WankerCounty]

should read the definition of WINE ...it's something made of grapes and nothing but grapes... but she can still enjoy any liquor she wants. Fine by me :wave2:

[member006]

Takes his wine very seriously . Pay him no mind . He tells me the same thing , I like dandelion wine . He really gets bent over wine made from a weed . :eek:

[foxycougar]

*grins* You should still come over and have some with me..... you can even bring him, lol (j/k WC)

[member5726]

wish she had me in her bed tonight... ;)

[foxycougar]

is Dan the Man, lol

[member006]

Is going to get a running start with me and jump naked in the bed with Dan . :eek:

[foxycougar]

just wants to get me into bed with her ;)

[WankerCounty]

forgot all about me

[foxycougar]

can come too

[WankerCounty]

can only get me in a package

[foxycougar]

2 for 1 deal, huh? lol

[member006]

like's twofers . :tongue:

[Union Jax]

Prolly does aswell

;-(

[foxycougar]

wants to have a twofer with me! ;)

[MASAMUNE]

got a new avatar

[foxycougar]

Just got rep from me :)

[Union Jax]

Has a very naughty avatar :nono:




;)

[member5726]

wish he could videotape me with Foxy and LL in bed... ;)

[ckjedi66]

Has seen the videotape of me, foxy and LL in the shower;)

[pitino]

wears a sexy pair of leather boots...

[foxycougar]

wants his own pair of sexy leather boots ;)

[Summer]

makes leather goods in a small workshop 10miles down the road

[foxycougar]

is the little elf that REALLY comes and makes the boots at night when I'm sleeping...I just sell them ;)

[Summer]

is a sales assiatant at a elf shoe store, we have 250 stores nationwide :D

[foxycougar]

Has been shoe manufacturer of the year for the entire elf division the last 10 years :)

[Summer]

got employee of the month 3 times running ;)

[foxycougar]

REALLY likes shoes *wink wink* :)

[Summer]

i really do :) if i see a woman i like first thing i do is look at there shoes, must be a fashion designer thing :D

Wants me to wear high heels in bed :/

[foxycougar]

only if they're MY high heels ;)

wants to wear Manolo's in the pool...

[Summer]

i defo would wear Manolo's and if they belong to u;)

Has a pool/shoe fetish

[member5726]

have definitely a shoe fetish ! :D

[Summer]

;)

is not playin the member below me anymore

[member006]

needs a new avatar again . ;)

[Summer]

done :D keep having stencils there so kewl

is my avatar advisor

[ckjedi66]

wants LL to have a wild fling with him (and me too...lol)

[Summer]

doesnt know that i'm already having a wild fling wit LL ;)

[WankerCounty]

mistakes personal searches from the avatar police with flings... well, I guess it's some sort of sex life ;)

[member5726]

have a very active sex life... ;)

[member2686]

Will start enjoying dandelion wine...lol Dan De Lion... ;)

(P.S. I really enjoyed that book, LadyLove... "Dandelion Wine")


I like dandelion wine.

[QBall1970]

just made a pun that initially went right over my head. :rofl:

[Summer]

easily confused :D

[QBall1970]

made an accurate guess about me!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WankerCounty]

backs me up a lot!
:thumbsup:

[QBall1970]

does the very same for me as well... just did a little while ago, as a matter of fact (ahem!)

Let's go have a brew, friend. I'm buying!!! :D

[Summer]

gets himself into some right scraps :D

[WankerCounty]

is buying me a beer. Yeehaw

[QBall1970]

LMAO

was late on the draw... AGAIN!!!!!!


Summer - buy the man a beer!!!

[Summer]

is buying his own beer LOL

edit, oh Q u just beat me in there,
WC u got to green balls now, think i have something to do wit that
*polishs nails on his shirt*

[Union Jax]

can buy me one then

[WankerCounty]

will get a beer from me after the first round ... I hope that won't be late, too.

[QBall1970]

can buy me one then


You brought the Mini C back!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!


^^ won't have to buy but the last 'round!

[Summer]

Has nominated Jax as our designated driver seeing as though we've having some drinks unlucky chap ;)

[member5726]

had a little too much to drink... ;)

[QBall1970]

(hic' hic'... gaaaaaak!!!!)


wants to join in on the booze fest!! Well, c'mon then!

[ckjedi66]

Needs to cut down on the booze!!! :1orglaugh

[member2686]

Is waiting for the new Star Wars flick, drinking a beer, and admiring the new/retro Union Jax avatar I made for UJ. LOL :nanner: :hatsoff:

[member5726]

Is dreaming of having a threesome with Terri and Bobbi ;)

[member2686]

Wishes he could be the 4th one... :rubbel: :nanner:

[member006]

^^^^Is already in the running with them . :angels: (Terri and Bobbi )

[member2686]

Could come to Holland and star in her own Club Nightfly productions...LOL ;) :nanner:

[WankerCounty]

could make tons of cash if she did

[member5726]

is jealous of Nightfly ;)

[foxycougar]

Sexiest man in Canada!

[domshooter]

has a cool club

[foxycougar]

Has been MIA for a while, where ya been?

[member006]

Alway's alert noticed the MIA's ;) .

[WankerCounty]

Should tell us what she thinks about Nightfly's proposal. Just dancing or ... more?

[member5726]

should'nt believe Nightfly ;)

[foxycougar]

wants me to give him his "Sexiest Man in Canda" prize... ;)

[member5726]

could come give it to me anytime she want... ;)

[foxycougar]

Is gonna go to a hockey game with me!

[QBall1970]

no longer likes (sniffle) QBall anymore... hehehehehe!!!!!

[foxycougar]

just wishes that he could get away from me that easily

[Durty_Dog]

Has a strange fetish for all things Ron Jeremy related

[pitino]

has a face in his avatar much better than Ron's face...

[Summer]

has bought goonies on dvd from ebay

[member5726]

have a cool avatar

[Sutty]

drinks duff beer

[foxycougar]

says "Doh!" alot

[member006]

has beautiful blue eyes :wave: sweetie.

[WankerCounty]

has great taste in comic characters

[No beer and no TV make Homer go crazy]

[ckjedi66]

Is an admirer of the Great, but infinitely lazy, Peg Bundy

[Summer]

is not tellin us eveything goin on wit WC and him:/

[member006]

is making me think "should I be concerned ? " :dunno:

[WankerCounty]

is at THAT again... oh my ... rofl

[Summer]

Is an admirer of the Great, but infinitely lazy, Peg Bundy
rapidly edits posts :1orglaugh



has a secret admirer
*whispers* ckjedi ;)

[WankerCounty]

might be comming on to me.. or ckjedi ... :confused:

[Summer]

might be comming on to me.. or ckjedi ... :confused:
lol is very easily confused, obvisiously didnt see ckjedi's post before he quickly realised he had been beat to replyin to LL

[WankerCounty]

is now trying to cover up his indecent posts with unreasonable explanations. :D

[Summer]

is apparently shacking up wit jedi, accordin to jedi before edit lol

[member006]

is unaware of his surroundings , WC with Jedi . lmao :rofl:

[Summer]

got turned down for WC lol ;)

[WankerCounty]

obviously lets the cold winter get to him too much. Not a big surprise given his name.

[foxycougar]

Likes pickles

[member006]

let me know he likes pickles . ;)

[foxycougar]

like THE pickle, lol

[Union Jax]

Has a fridge full of pickles

[ckjedi66]

curses foiled again....ok now what....ok
admires Bobbi Eden as i do :nanner:

[WankerCounty]

should edit his last post :D

EDIT: he did. damnit

[foxycougar]

LMao...oh man

likes red hair everywhere :)

[ckjedi66]

just did...LOL

[ckjedi66]

buries his head in shame..... :confused: ill just crawl in the the corner of embarassment :1orglaugh

[foxycougar]

Has cheeks as red as his undies!

[ckjedi66]

wants to touch my lower cheeks :D

[Union Jax]

Should send her over to help me.

[member5726]

drives around in a mini-cooper

[ckjedi66]

Has a good knowledge of movies

[member5726]

has also a good knowledge of movies ;)

[Union Jax]

Went mad with his visa today and is now bankrupt!!