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Wonders if Martha's cellmates used the dildo on her she got from the cake.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-14, 04:18
Was pissed off about the waste of a good cake.
member20672
2005-10-14, 15:51
Sent over a hundred letters to Martha during her stay in jail with the following question, "Will you marry me Martha?"
Civickiller80
2005-10-14, 16:19
Still Believes the letters he sends are going to Santa.
after the death of civic, knows that Santa has a secretary...(!)
One night snuck up to the North Pole and got frisky with Mrs. Claus.
member20672
2005-10-14, 20:02
shipped all of Santa's elves to the US and tried to rent them off as midget laborer's
Morning Wood
2005-10-14, 20:02
would only know that since he did it himself.
Posted his first post in a great thread.
Civickiller80
2005-10-14, 21:41
needs 138 more posts until the big 5000!
member20672
2005-10-14, 21:43
Got so horny after he changed his avatar that he went out and bought a truck load of bananas
Civickiller80
2005-10-14, 21:44
has bought and invested all his money in Stacy Stocks...
member20672
2005-10-14, 21:46
Tried to sell me imitation stacy stocks, after i put in all my money for stacy stocks.
SeraphiM
2005-10-15, 13:37
Was confused an actually wanted to buy Stacy's Socks :1orglaugh
Was wearing those socks and would not take 'em off for any price.
Sig makes socks look good.
Civickiller80
2005-10-15, 23:16
traded his socks and collection of porn for three magic beans
member20672
2005-10-15, 23:19
Once hid in a hamper to collect old socks
Death_blooms08
2005-10-15, 23:34
Waited under Stacy Keibler's bed for her socks.
has every intention of making sodomy an Olympic event...
member20672
2005-10-16, 01:02
is just to nasty to comprehend with
wants to roadie for Kid Rock for the fringe defiling
said a prayer for Kid Rock that he would sumday make good music.
knows what good music is.
Wants to make "beautiful music" with Bella.
member20672
2005-10-16, 16:39
Plans to tattoo his name on every girl he has slept with
has made a HD tattoo on his left arm
Will someday own an amusement park called “Belladonna’s Dreamland”.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-16, 21:08
Will one day be employee of the week at "Belladonna's Dreamland."
member20672
2005-10-16, 21:12
will apply to be the janitor at Belladonna's Dreamland
Civickiller80
2005-10-16, 22:32
was employee of the week at Burger King
Walked into Burger King dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Got his butt kicked at Burger King!! :D ;)
Would like to see a fight to the death between Ronald McDonald and the Burger King.
Jiggah33
2005-10-17, 03:16
Was dating Ronald McD until the Burger King came and turned him into the Dairy Queen....they are such a lovely couple. lmao
Likes to pet the Taco Bell chihuahua.
SeraphiM
2005-10-17, 08:07
Constantly pets the Taco Bell chihuahua telling everyone that
"You're not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough."
Is probably evil enough, he just can't seem to shake that overwhelming fear of giving the evil eye though...
SeraphiM
2005-10-17, 08:48
Wouldn't be caught dead on a Honda, :1orglaugh
Wouldn't be caught dead on a Honda, :1orglaugh
Aint that the damn truth!! Lol Just funnin witcha, Comanduc!
Civickiller80
2005-10-17, 13:41
He cant handle the truth...
Civickiller80
2005-10-17, 14:52
knows his facts
RogueWolf
2005-10-17, 15:14
Has made quite an impression here in a pretty short amount of time! :thumbsup:
is a good poster, too! ;)
SeraphiM
2005-10-17, 17:00
Is an all Wise an Knowledgeable Moderator himself :bowdown:
member987
2005-10-17, 20:32
Knows Saint dreams of owning a Honda!!!! (C'mon Saint, tell the truth, LOL!!)
SeraphiM
2005-10-17, 21:59
Is a very Knowledgeable and wise Moderator himself :thumbsup:
Hopes he get promoted to general soon.
member987
2005-10-17, 22:04
Visits Colonel Sander's Birthplace at least once a month...
Civickiller80
2005-10-17, 22:27
rewinds his dvd's before bringing them back to blockbuster...lol
SeraphiM
2005-10-17, 22:29
Once paid $2,000 late fee to Blockbuster for a movie stuck in his Civic after the crash :1orglaugh
Like to use his binoculars for peeping purposes.
SeraphiM
2005-10-18, 03:39
Judging by his avatar and sig he must be an AssMan :booty: :turnturn: :booty:
Made good use of a three smiley combo.
is using good the posting function in the board
Is asleep and dreaming that he's asleep and dreaming.
member987
2005-10-18, 20:26
Dreams of RD 24/7.
SeraphiM
2005-10-18, 21:08
Dreams of the lovely Erica Campbell Daily... :sleep:
's mother wears army boots
SeraphiM
2005-10-19, 01:10
Evidently wants us to "STOP" :D
Death_blooms08
2005-10-19, 04:12
Gave a lawful order to stop.
Is on a mission to destroy anagram programs everywhere.
Smells what we are cooking.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-20, 03:29
Has a useless printer.
SeraphiM
2005-10-20, 11:59
Current motto "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching" is even truer whe you're "humping" a 75 lbs ruck on your back carrying the M-240 Bravo!
Civickiller80
2005-10-20, 12:07
Is a real american hero
is the only killer of Honda products around!
SeraphiM
2005-10-20, 20:57
Is definitely a Lady Killer :thumbsup:
Superfly
2005-10-20, 21:01
hates marmite :D
SeraphiM
2005-10-21, 10:26
Hates Wallpaper, Would rather have pics of sexy women with nice asses covering the walls of his inner sanctum.
:booty: :moon: :booty:
Civickiller80
2005-10-21, 10:27
Has one of the best Sigs....
member20672
2005-10-21, 10:34
Stared at is sig for three hours, when he first got it.
SeraphiM
2005-10-21, 10:40
Has got a kickass sig from Candyman
Got desk duty when he damaged his optics on his m40a1 looking in girls' windows
Death_blooms08
2005-10-21, 13:49
Invested in PVS 7 D's to hide in the trees outside the female barracks.
Superfly
2005-10-21, 21:09
Eats fish only on a Friday
SeraphiM
2005-10-21, 21:50
Has the Sexy Banks Quintuplets on his Sig :thumbsup:
Jiggah33
2005-10-22, 00:09
Has the Saint triplets in his sig
SeraphiM
2005-10-22, 05:12
Was born in the year of the Rat:
You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist.
Was made to eat rats as part of his L.E. training.
Anonymous2
2005-10-22, 22:49
has been voted the board's "sexiest male member" by a panel of one (1) female juror
SeraphiM
2005-10-23, 07:23
Acted as middle man and brokered a deal for that juror's vote for D-Rock:thumbsup:
want's to be the right hand of colonel Silvia Saint
SeraphiM
2005-10-23, 16:41
Is absolutely correct :thumbsup:
has to get off of desk duty and get a combat promotion for her to accept him as her aide.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-23, 23:32
Spent too many hours on desk duty to avoid "Wall-to-wall" counseling
Hopes he doesn’t have any more near death experiences.
SeraphiM
2005-10-24, 00:10
Is probably the man at the end of the tunnel, shining a Mag-Lite in your eyes :shock:
Has one of those inviso sigs.
Civickiller80
2005-10-24, 00:11
got caught in the light....
SeraphiM
2005-10-24, 00:14
Was hoping it was Kate at the end of the tunnel :love-smi:
Civickiller80
2005-10-24, 00:15
is so right, but he always gets caught in Silvias "headlights"
SeraphiM
2005-10-24, 01:02
Lives somewhere, but when he's not here, he's some where else :dunno:
Hopes Ms. Saint has a pair of handcuffs on her.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-24, 05:24
Is afraid to tell Colonel that she left her handcuffs at his house.
SeraphiM
2005-10-24, 05:39
Was given a direct order by me to retrieve the set of handcuffs and "Take care" of the situation in a most military manner :D
Is AWOL - at least for little while.
likes ENB :)
(examine naked butts)
member987
2005-10-24, 18:18
performs examinations daily (king enb)
SeraphiM
2005-10-25, 08:39
Both Members Above Me....
Are the boards official ASSmen :booty:
Has seen and inspected more ass than a proctologist.
Is probably a better actor than "The" Rock...
Civickiller80
2005-10-25, 10:15
The member above might be a Cubs fan or is rooting for the White Sox to win the World Series
SeraphiM
2005-10-25, 14:15
Is on Honda's top 10 most wanted :thumbsup:
member2686
2005-10-25, 15:14
Is a law enforcement officer and hunts down America's most wanted criminals (when he's not surfing pornsites lol)!!! :D :) :thumbsup:
Jiggah33
2005-10-25, 15:31
has been on the run, throwing porn in the colonel path
discovered the porn path and he doesn't want to get out!
SeraphiM
2005-10-25, 18:13
Has know the way out for years, but chooses not to leave :thumbsup:
passed the 1k posts and heads to next k! (congrats again)
member987
2005-10-25, 19:46
Is a congratulate member :hatsoff:
Death_blooms08
2005-10-26, 06:36
Will be missed for the few days, except his anagram jokes.
likes death??? thast an odd thing to like
SeraphiM
2005-10-26, 10:48
Likes stops signs, could be even odder :thumbsup:
Civickiller80
2005-10-26, 10:49
makes me think of inspectors gadgets Dr.Claw
member20672
2005-10-26, 17:08
Often gets drunk and screams, "Go Go Gadget dick."
SeraphiM
2005-10-26, 19:24
Makes funny motorcycle noises every where he goes... "Vroooom, Vrooom" :thumbsup:
Anonymous2
2005-10-26, 19:50
gave up imitating engine noises when he turned 18 and went to look at porn instead
Just beat me in posting in response to Vegas Yankee and made me have to edit this post. :tongue: :1orglaugh
member20672
2005-10-27, 19:34
Has a collection of pet rocks that he has trained and used in competitions.
Civickiller80
2005-10-27, 19:57
wants to get in the ring with the lovely Stacy...and wrestle her for a bit :thumbsup:
Recently reached his 1000th posts. woohoohoo.
SeraphiM
2005-10-28, 01:16
Is really close to getting his 1,000 post :thumbsup:
is heading up to 2k posts...
SeraphiM
2005-10-28, 17:05
Is close to the 5K mark and a freeones T-Shirt :thumbsup:
member20672
2005-10-28, 17:06
Changes his sig more often than he changes his underwear. :thumbsup:
knows that colonel has more images of Silvia than anyone else in here
Anonymous2
2005-10-29, 02:59
got back online sooner than we all thought - welcome back!
Receives a "Thank You" from me.
Anonymous2
2005-10-30, 18:38
was strongly advised "not to do that again" after he touched his math teacher's breasts back in elementary school
SeraphiM
2005-10-30, 19:24
Was the one who had put him up to touching her breasts, and all it cost him was a kit-kat bar :thumbsup:
Was the only kid in school who said "Yes Sir!" or "Yes Maam!" to his teachers.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-30, 20:08
Was the only kid in 1st grade flirting with the substitute teachers.
was the only kid in 1st grade tasting the substitute teachers
got his 1st motorcycle in 1st grade (a Yamaha RD350)
SeraphiM
2005-10-31, 12:50
Is the real father of Belladonna's baby :thumbsup:
Civickiller80
2005-10-31, 14:27
Has created some good polls :thumbsup:
SeraphiM
2005-10-31, 15:17
Has been known to start a few polls himself :thumbsup:
is known as Silvia's biggest fan!
SeraphiM
2005-11-01, 00:59
Has probably got a living room full of boxes marked "Living Room" on them :rolleyes:
Death_blooms08
2005-11-01, 04:00
PCS'ed so many times he left his boxes packed.
Has a thousand miles of bitching to do.
member20672
2005-11-01, 23:17
Labeled his box of porno as EXERCISE EQUIPMENT.
Civickiller80
2005-11-01, 23:17
Hides his porn in the fridge
has a fridge full of dvd's and portable HD's!!!
Porn is his wife, I mean life.
knows that porn is part of life and a pornstar, the best wife (!)
likes poetry but even more he likes porn! ;)
SeraphiM
2005-11-03, 17:49
Recites poetry while watching porn, that is if you can call Ditry Limericks
Poetry :thumbsup:
There once was this man from Natucket, Who's.... Well you get the idea!
member20672
2005-11-03, 22:16
Has been known to break into a chorus of "This little light of mine" when he watches vids of Silvia Saint.
Sings Scaryoke at the local biker bar every Friday night with Colonel.
Death_blooms08
2005-11-04, 00:14
Dislikes the biker bar singing after he got boo'ed off stage while trying to join them.
Was one of the loudest "booers."
Civickiller80
2005-11-04, 16:12
Is one of the best "boozers"...
Serves drinks to all Freeones members for half price at the Official Checked Star and Member Club.
Will enlist the help of the "squad" shown in his avatar for the next time he moves. Then will have a housewarming party.
Death_blooms08
2005-11-06, 01:08
Will supervise the move from his lawn chair.
Has his midgets battle juballs' midgets in a tiny closet somewhere in Canada.
Civickiller80
2005-11-06, 01:16
Will referee that match and the winner faces the girls in his avatar
Death_blooms08
2005-11-06, 01:25
Was enjoying the Death midget vs. Juballs midget match, and almost shit himself when he looked up to see 100's of tiny para-troopers coming down for backup.
Is speaking in another language.
Will help me to higher the number of posts i made here
Will begin to fervently contirbute to the board, and he likes midgets.
Death_blooms08
2005-11-06, 15:55
Set up a massive sound system outside of Juballs house and has his finger hovering over the cd player, containing "The Ride of the Valkyries" on loop, just waiting for the Airborne drop to begin.
SeraphiM
2005-11-06, 16:05
...Showed up instead of those airborne troops and brought along with him the 3rd BSTB, MP Platoon from Schofield Barracks and took everyone to jail :thumbsup:
Death_blooms08
2005-11-06, 16:08
Is mistaken about the nature of my MP platoon as we set up lawn chairs knowing it was going to be one hell of a show.
SeraphiM
2005-11-06, 16:12
Would promptly be joined by an O-6 :thumbsup:
Will give plenty of orders to DB about midget warfare.
Death_blooms08
2005-11-06, 23:35
Better be able to hear me yelling at him to play the song as the C-130 comes into view.
Civickiller80
2005-11-07, 09:33
is training these midgets to go all out and attack
http://www.alldumb.com/item/17502/
Anonymous2
2005-11-07, 13:01
was living with an undetermined number of midgets at a time but thought better of it when he encountered an elves dormitory
...has his real last name of Keebler concealed.
...prefers mustard on his salad.
SeraphiM
2005-11-08, 16:11
Hasn't been here long enough to know what jod prefers on his salad :thumbsup:
likes Silvia's home-made naked salad
Anonymous2
2005-11-08, 17:40
has recently discovered the pleasures of nudist cooking classes
last year had a free naked cooking lesson from Belladonna and Lanny Barbie
wishes he/she was at the cooking lesson.
Civickiller80
2005-11-08, 21:24
brought whipped cream to the cooking lessons
invited Kate with her banana in the lesson!
SeraphiM
2005-11-09, 10:13
Has cooked scrambled eggs on the engine of his Yammie :thumbsup:
Civickiller80
2005-11-09, 10:15
Survived in the woods with only a match, a safety pin and a bottle of water for 6 weeks
Survived in the woods for six weeks when he was taken in by a family of badgers.
got passed on 75 by a blue streak and hasn't been the same since...
member987
2005-11-09, 10:30
Rides the big bad blue in the snow :thumbsup:
SeraphiM
2005-11-09, 11:15
Always remembers not to eat the "Yellow" Snow :thumbsup:
Must be a Frank Zappa(r.i.p.) fan
is a fan of busty Miss Evans
SeraphiM
2005-11-09, 16:25
Is a worshiper of the "Bootay" :thumbsup:
SeraphiM
2005-11-10, 20:59
Was know on the streets as haldol until the FDA made him available by presciption only :thumbsup:
member987
2005-11-10, 21:08
Is celebrating his B-Day in style :glugglug:
Is drinking a beer on the Colonel's orders.
is my motherfuckin dog( ghetto terminology for you farm boys)
Death_blooms08
2005-11-11, 14:49
Is a frequent visitor of urbandictionary.com
Does a killer Snoop Dirty Dogg impression.
Death_blooms08
2005-11-12, 02:44
Wishes he could be Snoop Dogg in this video: http://www.pcplanets.com/video-40390-Twisted-Transistor.shtml
Has an avatar of his name.
has that avatar for more than a year now...
Is looking into my past again.
Civickiller80
2005-11-12, 18:04
Is close to breaking the 100 rep stones barrier
loves Kate in his new Honda Civic
Is now looking into cars to see who's in 'em.
passed the 100rep points and is The Rep-Master!!! well done jod!! :thumbsup:
Must wait for sum lovin'.
SeraphiM
2005-11-13, 15:29
Is the Drill Sergeant at "booty" training camp
member987
2005-11-15, 11:20
Is a fan of the "Dawgs"!
is King Of The Road in the Buckeye state....
is one of the fastest of the road! ;)
SeraphiM
2005-11-16, 00:27
Recently broke the 100 mark in Rep Power :glugglug:
Civickiller80
2005-11-16, 01:06
Creates some of the best Sigs :thumbsup:
has a "killer" sig with katie
RogueWolf
2005-11-16, 12:51
Actually writes his screen name on hot babe's asses...just like his signature. :D
Civickiller80
2005-11-16, 12:54
Has an avatar thats STRIPS!!! :thumbsup:
RogueWolf
2005-11-16, 13:09
Has shown no sign of slowing down here at Freeones...:)
(Credit to Iluvbgtits for my avatar!)
member987
2005-11-16, 21:42
Will see the new King Kong film.
RogueWolf
2005-11-17, 15:19
Commands Ducks :D
(sorry if someone has already said that)
SeraphiM
2005-11-17, 16:08
Howls at the full moon and can't seem to stop peeing on fire hydrants :D
Has a drooling avatar for now.
Civickiller80
2005-11-17, 19:00
Sig hurt my neck when i started at it side ways for 20 minutes just to admire that ass
member20672
2005-11-17, 19:06
Owns notebooks with the name Julie written in each of them over a million times.
member987
2005-11-17, 19:08
Shows homage to EG.
Is the name of a new car for hot women.
SeraphiM
2005-11-18, 00:18
Probably still has cardboard boxes stacked to the ceiling labeled "Fragile"
RogueWolf
2005-11-18, 01:26
Is probably still lamenting last week's loss to Auburn.
RogueWolf
2005-11-18, 01:30
Mis-spelled 'happy'...lol
RogueWolf
2005-11-18, 01:39
Knows all to well that now that he pointed out my spelling mistake I have to leave it or I'll mess up the thread. Grr.
LOL...Gotcha!
Has been a great addition to this board, and someone I consider a friend.
(on that note...I'm going to bed! :) )
SeraphiM
2005-11-18, 11:26
Has a weakness for a certain red head...
member20672
2005-11-18, 17:39
Will undoubtly be the first to 200 rep stones
Gets a Thank Uou from me.
is somewhere layin his pimp hand down
SeraphiM
2005-11-19, 15:25
Is still hear even after the threat
Will stand up for what's right.