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Thinks Foxycougar has good taste.
member2686
2005-09-23, 19:11
Wears a John Cusack mask to keep Foxy stalking him. :D
SeraphiM
2005-09-24, 12:19
is Less than 1,000 posts away from his free Freeones T-shirt :thumbsup:
is more than 4,000 posts away from his free Freeones T-shirt.....
Probably has a Freeones T-shirt, but just won't model it for us..
would love to see Amber Evans wearing a Freeones t-shirt
member2686
2005-09-24, 15:36
Wants to be a cameraman for "Ibiza Fever 2" if Terri Summers ever makes a sequel to "Ibiza Fever (http://www.ibiza-fever.com)." ;) :nanner: :glugglug:
Wants to play the part of bartender #2 if Terri Summers ever makes a sequel to Ibiza Fever.
Black Star
2005-09-24, 18:42
Probably owns a record for having over 1000 posts and 21 rep power in a month. [:eek:]
Has his own record going with 5 rep power and only 175 posts.
Black Star
2005-09-24, 19:14
Will keep giving me rep(thanks for that, and have some in return).
member2686
2005-09-24, 19:47
Is a part of the "circle jerk" of reppers around here, it seems, but has earned some as well. lol :D
CanyonsCans
2005-09-24, 19:59
Really "loves" New York City ;)
Brings back memories with his avatar.
likes the golden 80's porn!
is not far from getting a Freeones shirt!!! (do Mods get a shirt???)
member2686
2005-09-25, 10:14
Had a Foster's lager with his dinner tonight. lol :beer:
Is being fed Fosters intravenously as we speak.
CanyonsCans
2005-09-25, 11:24
Is from the state home to the 4-0 Spartans
Go Sparty!
Anonymous2
2005-09-25, 16:39
used to live on 21 Acacia Ave, but liked the view from 22 better
knows that nice view is important for living!
Has to look at his sig for a nice view.
Is a Champion Bloke!!!:thumbsup:
^ wants to be a champion too! :D
Anonymous2
2005-09-26, 04:46
has been in a sig-changing mood again (looks good :thumbsup: )
siliconebrian
2005-09-26, 05:43
has an incredible amount of REP when you see he has "only" 1861 posts!
congrats for that by the way
gets my rep when i'm able to give! ;)
Anonymous2
2005-09-26, 06:25
found his head stuck in between a pair of huge tits when he woke up this morning
siliconebrian
2005-09-26, 07:07
no no, that was me! ;-)
had a great weekend going to a party, dancing, drinking, and probably got some nice action as well!
CanyonsCans
2005-09-26, 12:55
lives in the country host to the greatest race circuit, Spa ! :thumbsup:
SeraphiM
2005-09-26, 13:05
Must be an Iron Maiden Fan
22 Acacia Avenue, Iron Maiden, Number of the Beast, March 1982
Black Star
2005-09-26, 16:27
Must also be an Iron Maiden Fan.
likes various music bands
Black Star
2005-09-26, 18:55
Doesn't know that I prefer rap....or just doesn't care.
SeraphiM
2005-09-26, 19:59
favorite Catchphrases are:
"Nuff said."
"Keep up tha hustle." :thumbsup:
"Can't a brotha dream?"
Black Star
2005-09-26, 20:06
:thumbsup: Knows my scarcely used sig. :thumbsup:
siliconebrian
2005-09-27, 05:45
hasn't been with us for that long
is one Freeones board veteran...
siliconebrian
2005-09-27, 07:44
just called me a veteran (that does not mean OLD) hehe
SeraphiM
2005-09-27, 09:13
Just calls them Waffles... :rofl:
Anonymous2
2005-09-27, 09:16
prefers waffles over pie any day
SeraphiM
2005-09-27, 10:10
Unless they're shaved pies :thumbsup:
siliconebrian
2005-09-27, 11:58
always eats American Pie
Only likes natural small-breasted women. ;) (just kidding)
Has 1400 posts and no signature! :eek:
Has 1180 posts and a kickass signature ... GO NATASHA! (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=41303)
made a copliment for icerfanpsu!
Makes many complements himself.
....is very complimentary....
Likes the movie Boogie Nights.
siliconebrian
2005-09-28, 04:01
Lives in the country I would love to live in myself!!
Has a very good point! :D
siliconebrian
2005-09-28, 05:39
obviously likes living in the USA!!
Montrealman
2005-09-28, 09:49
Knows the muffin man.
Anonymous2
2005-09-28, 11:44
recently met muffin woman who wasn't nearly as hot as he had imagined
Black Star
2005-09-28, 16:46
Invented the cupcake after he fucked the muffin woman and creamed her.
has the book of greatest inventions of the world!
Anonymous2
2005-09-28, 18:59
has "rewriting the kamasutra" on his list of future projects
Is more of a badass with his new siggy.
Anonymous2
2005-09-28, 19:50
isn't afraid of the new badass in town :1orglaugh
Black Star
2005-09-28, 19:57
Likes to chew and acknowledges that he drools.
CanyonsCans
2005-09-28, 20:28
may be getting a pm about a sig soon
May be getting a new boobalicious sig soon from Chewy The Drool Meister.
Jiggah33
2005-09-29, 02:30
can't wait to look at some titties and help himself live longer
siliconebrian
2005-09-29, 06:08
wants to live very long
SeraphiM
2005-09-29, 07:58
Just Loves silicone :thumbsup:
Black Star
2005-09-29, 16:36
Just loves bold.
Will vote if you create a poll.
was the winner in a recent poll! ;)
SeraphiM
2005-09-29, 19:54
Has a type of wine named after him.
http://www.wineloverspage.com/graphics1/pitino.jpg
Black Star
2005-09-29, 20:12
Is my 2nd favourite Colonel. Sorry, but Saunders wins by a longshot.
Likes Colonel Klink third best.
Would like to know if Colonel Klink also has a secret recipe for chicken.
Does not like chicken liver lips.
Likes the chickens heart.
SeraphiM
2005-09-30, 18:41
Is quite tolerable of multiple requests for sigs :thumbsup:
Asks to change his signature pictures like he changes his underwear! :rolleyes: :D ;)
member987
2005-09-30, 19:13
Is a kick-ass sig maker!!
Anonymous2
2005-09-30, 20:27
is a kick-ass mod!!
Doesn't like the Red Sox.
doesn't like porn....he LOVES it!!!! ;)
He likes it, he loves it, he wants some more of it.(naked ladies that is)
Wants to supply the fix Pit needs.
knows i have some serious needs! ;)
SeraphiM
2005-10-02, 20:17
Must be an assman
member987
2005-10-02, 20:55
Has a hot sig made by Chewy.
Has a hot sig made by Tachi
Name makes me think he is either a big hairy creature, or a stick of bubble gum.
SeraphiM
2005-10-03, 14:56
Has his own vanity tag:
used to be in the porn-army
Isn't using his signature.
member987
2005-10-03, 19:40
Is missing Bella's fine assets.
Notices everything - hehe
SeraphiM
2005-10-04, 00:05
If he isn't here... :dunno: He's somewhere else :dunno:
Is watching everyone closely.
uniqueuser
2005-10-04, 08:51
is havin way too much fun playin this game
Anonymous2
2005-10-04, 13:06
is going to ask for restrictions concerning thread participation ;)
SeraphiM
2005-10-04, 17:57
Has a red sig of some fine "Quarter Horse" ass :booty:
knows how to recognize a fine "Quarter Horse" ass!
Put his signature back on! :nanner:
Anonymous2
2005-10-04, 20:00
works as a part-time judge at bikini contests
Black Star
2005-10-04, 20:15
Works as a full-time contestant in pie-eating contests.
member987
2005-10-04, 20:15
Is ready for the Yankees game.
Anonymous2
2005-10-04, 20:19
got beaten to the punchline by Black Star (and is right) :thumbsup:
member987
2005-10-04, 20:24
will eat a pie while watching the Yankees win!
uniqueuser
2005-10-04, 20:55
will eat a pussy while watching the yankees game
SeraphiM
2005-10-04, 21:38
Is a User of Unique Things...
Hates when he's mistaken for Sanders.
uniqueuser
2005-10-04, 23:30
had a giant orgy with babes from the army
was present in an orgy containing Terri and Crissy and more fine ladies!
SeraphiM
2005-10-05, 22:30
Was busy filming the orgy, while giving a play by play account of the action.
uniqueuser
2005-10-05, 23:01
is jealous bcoz he wasnt able to film the orgy
Jiggah33
2005-10-05, 23:42
has a great cast for an orgy in his sig
SeraphiM
2005-10-06, 02:55
Graciously accepted the AVN award for Best Group Sex Scene - Video
likes being president of AVN!
uniqueuser
2005-10-06, 09:07
wishes to take over position of president of AVN
SeraphiM
2005-10-06, 19:39
Is a source of inspiration to his adoring fans :crowdgrin
CanyonsCans
2005-10-06, 21:37
has an avatar that reminds me of George C. Scott :thumbsup:
Wants to see a Patton marathon.
Civickiller80
2005-10-06, 22:10
is who i wanna be when i grow up...lol...
Civickiller80
2005-10-07, 00:33
lol....thanks...its true....only 4760 more posts...i'm almost there
uniqueuser
2005-10-07, 01:47
is just a plain ol whore
needs 4932 more posts to get the T!
Wants a T shirt and underwear, too.
Is going to pose for Freeones in his T-shirt and underwear soon!
Civickiller80
2005-10-07, 10:37
will takes pictures of that set and sell them on ebay...
SeraphiM
2005-10-07, 10:51
Would be the first one to bid on those pictures...
uniqueuser
2005-10-07, 11:09
will be the last one to bid and get the pictures on a successful bid
All above will be disappointed with the future pics - too sexy for Freeones. hehe.
Anonymous2
2005-10-07, 20:54
has repeatedly practiced his modeling moves in front of the mirror
Civickiller80
2005-10-07, 20:55
video tapes himself dancing to N-Sync songs
Likes lip syncing to N-Sync with Milli Vanilli.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-07, 21:22
Only person alive that still listens to Milli Vanilli.
Civickiller80
2005-10-07, 21:25
once ordered a cheeseburger no cheese....
member987
2005-10-07, 23:38
has a sig that makes me hungry...
member2686
2005-10-07, 23:42
Owes me a pizza and beer dinner. :nanner: :hatsoff: :D
member987
2005-10-08, 00:46
Plans on passing the check...LOL!
Civickiller80
2005-10-08, 00:53
ran off with out paying the bill
member987
2005-10-08, 01:04
has an excellent idea...
Does not like paying for meals.
Civickiller80
2005-10-08, 01:13
is taking over the world....first freeones then the world ;)
Death_blooms08
2005-10-08, 01:57
Will help him take over freeones but then give up because porn is greater than world domination
Will dominate the porn world with his BloominDick.com site.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-08, 02:19
Is trying to stir up bad memories of the Blasted Homo anagram.
member987
2005-10-08, 02:29
Is responsible for my laughter (more than once!) :thumbsup:
SeraphiM
2005-10-08, 05:08
Is a huge Erica Rose Campbell fan, and I can't say I blame him on bit!
Is just glad that there is enough Erica to go around for all her fans to see.
likes all this free stuff in Freeones.com
Wants to give away free stuff to everyone.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-08, 20:15
Is first in line to get the free stuff
Civickiller80
2005-10-08, 20:19
is so poor he cant even pay attention (...no offence...)
made a good joke! (hope it was!)
Out of all the moderators has the best sounding name.
SeraphiM
2005-10-09, 01:18
Doesn't display an avatar, or at least one that we know of...
Has posted more in the last month than in the last year - good job, Colonel!
Whenever I come and look at this thread, seems to be the last person to post half the time. :D
Civickiller80
2005-10-09, 03:06
may have a point
Loves reading Jod's post like the rest of us.
Is online now or he's asleep and left his comp on.
Anonymous2
2005-10-09, 08:08
has at least one hand on the keyboard at all times
Death_blooms08
2005-10-09, 08:29
Kept both hands on the keyboard to reach 2000 posts
SeraphiM
2005-10-09, 19:51
Is probably sipping on a Mai Tai on a black sandy beach, in the company of a polynesian goddess
Anonymous2
2005-10-09, 20:19
is the proud owner of vivid imagination powers :thumbsup:
Probably wishes he was sipping on a Mai Tai on a black sandy beach, in the company of a polynesian goddess..... :1orglaugh
SeraphiM
2005-10-09, 20:24
Would be serving us Mai Tai's on a black sandy beach, while I was in the company of a polynesian goddess. :thumbsup:
Anonymous2
2005-10-09, 20:44
usually loses all interest in alcoholic beverages in the company of Polynesian goddesses
Won't get drunk in front of pretty women - anymore.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-10, 00:58
Loves to be surrounded by druken women
Might explain his name - it scares me. lol
Death_blooms08
2005-10-10, 02:05
Has never listened to Mudvayne's - L.D. 50
http://home.zonnet.nl/ae.aartsen/Mudvayne%20site/html/_sgg/m4m2s5_1.htm
Even he doesn’t know what his avatar is suppose to be :1orglaugh (actually what is it?)
SeraphiM
2005-10-10, 04:50
Has asked what everyone else was thinking :1orglaugh
Death_blooms08
2005-10-10, 04:57
Has never listed to Demon Hunter or would recognize it as 1 of 3 covers for "The Tryptich" http://www.demonhunter.net/
Explained his avatar when he gave a link to a bigger picture of it.
has one of the best avatars in the board! ;)
Sanders78
2005-10-10, 06:41
knows what a nice ass is!
Is the second half of Colonel.
Death_blooms08
2005-10-10, 08:41
He knows the secret recipe
story will not be believed by God
will be very much loved by God ... he's a saint, after all
knows that Freeones is Godlike
Knows everyone wants to be like him - Modlike.
Civickiller80
2005-10-11, 10:28
Quit his day job to be Racquel Darrians bra...
member20672
2005-10-11, 10:30
Hid in Jenna Jameson's trash can for three days to get her used gum...
SeraphiM
2005-10-11, 12:44
Is now the highest bidder on E-Bay for the Gum that was found in the trash, that head been chewed by Jenna Jameson. :1orglaugh
Civickiller80
2005-10-11, 12:45
will make you do 25 push-ups if you EVEN think of out-bidding him
Civickiller80
2005-10-11, 12:45
:1orglaugh has interesting conversations.....with himself...
SeraphiM
2005-10-11, 12:58
Converstations are not all he does alone with himself... :rofl2:
Civickiller80
2005-10-11, 13:05
LOL..made one of the funniest comments in this thread
Black Star
2005-10-11, 17:29
Is in a nowhere place.
member20672
2005-10-11, 20:19
Is anxiously waiting for Oprah's sex tape...
escaped from Shawshank prison, and all they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. :crash:
member987
2005-10-11, 21:44
Knows the Playboy babes well!
was in Playboy Mansion last week for the annual drunk-babes party!!! ;)
Is on the new Playboy reality show.
joined the reality-house yesterday!
member20672
2005-10-12, 08:44
Has just been asked to appear on the Surreal life with RuPaul
SeraphiM
2005-10-12, 08:49
Turned down an offer to star on the surreal life, when he found out RuPaul would be his romantic interest on the show :thumbsup:
Fell out of his chair to get on the surreal life when americanharley turned it down.... he still has a thing for Gary Burghoff(Radar)
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 14:24
Strips for rep points....so i hear...
SeraphiM
2005-10-12, 14:25
Once killed a Honda Civic and lived to tell the story :thumbsup:
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 14:27
Was the sixth member of the village people...
member20672
2005-10-12, 16:36
Was asked to be the cowboy in the village people once Colonel turned it down
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 16:39
did audition to be the sixth spice girl right after rejection... :1orglaugh
whispers the YMCA melody!
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 16:41
young man, there's no need to feel down...YMCA
member20672
2005-10-12, 16:47
accidentaly walked into a gay bar and started singing Macho Macho Man.
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 16:47
is the 2004 world karaoke world Champion
member20672
2005-10-12, 16:49
Was once arrested for masturbating outside a Hooters
ps(how did you know i was the karaoke champ?)
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 16:50
was the hand lotion dispenser outside of said hooters
member20672
2005-10-12, 16:58
Was asked to do a shoot for Playgirl
Denied the job as photographer for Playgirl.
member987
2005-10-12, 19:57
Is looking for a car for $0.
SeraphiM
2005-10-12, 20:03
Is asking $1.50 for the car
member20672
2005-10-12, 21:55
Bought a delorean and tried to time travel on the interstate.
Civickiller80
2005-10-12, 21:58
test drove a Hummer and then had to buy two bottles of mouthwash
Killed a civic leader by breathing on him.
member20672
2005-10-12, 22:06
Tried to test drive a mini hummer, from Wal-mart, up and down the aisles.
SeraphiM
2005-10-12, 22:08
Was right behind him in the pink Barbie-Car :1orglaugh
Took Barbie to the bathroom.
member20672
2005-10-13, 09:24
Was found in the bathroom imitating sex with a barbie doll and GI Joe
Civickiller80
2005-10-13, 09:27
Misses Smurfette
member20672
2005-10-13, 09:32
Tried to have a fingerboard contest, down the toy aisle at Walmart, using wrestling figures against ninja turtle figures.
was playing with Rockem Sockem Robots at Walmart :fight:
Civickiller80
2005-10-13, 13:43
Owns every single Cabbage patch kids doll
SeraphiM
2005-10-13, 13:56
Tried to trade his collection of Transformers for icerfanpsu's Cabbage Patch dolls
Civickiller80
2005-10-13, 14:03
Traded his My little pony collection for my cabage patch dolls
member20672
2005-10-13, 15:54
spent half a years paycheck making a human sized replica of strawberry shortcake
Civickiller80
2005-10-13, 15:57
bought the lifesize strawberry shortcake for his collection
member20672
2005-10-13, 16:05
tried to sell me used toothbrush's, when i went to buy his strawberry shortcake.
RogueWolf
2005-10-13, 16:31
Watches Jennifer Love Hewitt's new TV show, Ghost Whisperer with his pants down...:D
Civickiller80
2005-10-13, 16:51
Is waiting for the Rosie O' Donell sex tape to come out :tongue:
member20672
2005-10-13, 16:58
Already reserved his copy of the Ellen sex tape
works in an adult dvd shop and knows all recent releases
Has bought out the Freeones dvd library.
Likes adult DVDs like a fat kid likes cupcakes.
member20672
2005-10-13, 23:50
watches old, taped reruns of Martha Stewarts cooking show.
Sent Martha a cake with a dildo in it.