View Full Version : Chyna Sex Tape
Apparently everybody has a sex tape now including the ninth wonder of the world
http://www.wrasslin.com/moveabletype/logs/news/archives/001544.shtml
WWFallon
2004-08-04, 13:16
I really don't want to see Chyna and X-Pac get it on. But I have to!
Henneberg1974
2004-08-04, 14:19
A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:
Dean
AzNchickzRtite
2004-08-04, 19:15
Originally posted by Henneberg1974
A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:
Dean
lmao tru. thats sick.
I heard about this. It's probably not gonna be released because X-Pac is trying to re-join the WWE.
WWFallon
2004-08-05, 15:16
But Chyna hates WWE, X-Pac, Stephanie and Triple H. If she owns the tape and releases it, all of them will be pissed. So I think it will come out.
Me either, oh well, it's not like I'd be missing a helluva lot. Might be under Circus Act or something...
http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2004_/articles/1100650064.php :D :rofl:
Harry Lime
2004-11-18, 22:57
A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:
Dean
Yep. I wouldn't be suprised if SHE was fuckin him up the ass in this tape :D
HOLY SHIT! It actually exists! I can't believe it actually exists! Fucking Hilarious! :D :rofl:
http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655
member5726
2004-12-04, 12:18
My god ! :eek: I'll go take a shower myself just for reading the resume ! :D
*This info is from some wrestling site i was on *
Today, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer and Sean "X-Pac" Waltman officially released their "sex tape" along with a press release to announce its' debut.
As mentioned before, the Howard Stern show recently described their tape as one of the most insane celebrity sex tapes on the market.
The name of the video is "One Night in China". Laurer will be starring in the next installment of the VH-1 reality TV series "The Surreal Life", where you can bet she'll be pushing the video.
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*Also from that same site*
Howard saw Chyna Doll's sex tape last night and said it was very disturbing. She and her boyfriend allegedly go to China to make the tape and her boyfriend looks like he had just gotten out of jail. They have sex at first in a very dimly lit area and you can't see anything. Then they have sex again in better lighting and you see way too much. At one point Chyna was dressed in a dominatrix outfit and Howard said she looked like Herman Munster when he dressed up like a rock star. Howard said that Chyna also has ass acne that goes all down her crack. Gary also saw the tape and said he thought it looked like Chyna had some big bruises too. Everyone agreed that there was just nothing sexual about this video.
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*And one more *
On Howard Stern this morning, Gary Del'Abate said he had seen the Chyna-Sean Waltman sex tape and said he'll never be the same.
It was said to be sad and graphic, saying it was like watching two guys make up. He said Chyna had shoulders like a linebacker, a big bruise on her leg, and pimples on her butt and her back.
Nobody knew Waltman's name even though his name has been mentioned on the show many times. They joked he looked like a guy in gay porn.
WWFallon
2004-12-04, 18:20
I wonder if Pac gives her the X-Factor onto his lap.
mr336wmg
2004-12-06, 16:20
HOLY SHIT! It actually exists! I can't believe it actually exists! Fucking Hilarious! :D :rofl:
http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655
Did anyone other than me actually click the link for the trailer? Scary shit...
projejkt
2004-12-09, 18:11
hahaha shit!!!
she'd squish u like a fly between those thighs....jesus wept
Peter Gazinya
2004-12-15, 15:48
Anybody read the review? Pure comedy, and I quote...
"We watch as she takes it missionary, sweat glistening and her pussy looking like a pierced catcher’s mitt with a swollen thumb. More manly sex ensues and one notices that Joanie’s almost more buff than Sean… but I digress."
Classic stuff.
ptbarnum
2004-12-20, 10:03
Here's a link to a pretty good scene from the tape.....wait 30 secs. for it to load .
http://ezshare.de/files-en/185847/onenight-china3.mov.html
Superfly
2004-12-20, 11:45
Ok i have just seen X-pac's dick :(
WWFallon
2004-12-20, 19:17
Full video.
http://67.18.13.18/~nittoliv/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312
that is one annoying site, with the music
sachurricane
2004-12-23, 18:25
Another website which u can download frm , but in 5 parts .
But my opinion is that it is not worth wasting ur time to see that man beast shag x pac
Sex video (http://www.hoes.ca/chyna_xpac_porn_video.html)
http://www.hoes.ca/chyna.jpg
http://www.hoes.ca/chyna_xpac_porn_video.html
Happy Holidays My Gift 2 U ! :nanner:
lordmerchant
2004-12-23, 19:56
lol collectors edition
x-pac is the bitch and chyna is the butch
why the hell am i downloading this?
I saw most of it and it was okay but I wanted to see more :boobies:
member5726
2004-12-23, 21:41
America's funniest home video ! :nanner: :1orglaugh :D
MightyKrendall
2005-01-08, 00:50
Oh...my...GOD is this thing AWFUL! Chyna's got one of them ultra-big clits to the point it looks like a small dick.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't used to think she was once a man, but after seeing her nude like that it's hard to argue.
The only highlight is Syxx's sex-talk, which is so over-the-top stupid it was hilarious. Still got nothing on Tommy Lee, though.
"We ARE gonna crash! Fuck!"
http://www.***************/chyna.htm
A friend sent this to me, saying that Chyna has a dick! I watched the vid, and it looks like her clit is just engorged from steroid use. I figured I'd let the experts judge....
member2686
2005-01-08, 03:42
"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.
Durty_Dog
2005-01-08, 05:13
:throwup: OMG it looks like a normal porno until the end, wonder what she calls the little dude? lol
Sci Fi Guy
2005-01-08, 06:10
Not interested.
billythegoat
2005-01-08, 13:03
I have just lost my will to live.
member5726
2005-01-08, 13:41
I just want to throw up... :throwup:
"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.
Some proof?
"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.
I'm crying on the inside... I saw the Playboy and thought she was a girl...
I feel dirty.
Trigger1286
2005-01-08, 14:35
I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.
shes not a man, i have done searches on this, its just a part of her female "plumbing" for a lack of better terms, and it was increased in size by her constant steroroid usage
I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.
It is quite recent and I believe the man is also a wrestling beef boy.
Have checked also, she is not and never has been a man, she has (as said above) deformed her lady bits through steroids abuse.
MightyKrendall
2005-01-08, 23:50
I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.
Well, it just got released so including this one she's been in...one.
BTW, I applaud the publishers of Playboy for being able to make that...woman look sexy.
slimkraze
2005-01-10, 23:54
i would do her
Durty_Dog
2005-01-12, 04:37
So is he/she :confused: a pornstar now??
MightyKrendall
2005-01-12, 05:24
So is he/she :confused: a pornstar now??
:dunno: In about as much as Pam Anderson is one for the Tommy Lee video.
theres pictures at somethingawful.com including the 3 inch clit if you're into that
WWFallon
2005-01-14, 20:30
From The Howard Stern Show this morning...
Pic 1 (http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/11b.jpg)
Pic 2 (http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/13b.jpg)
:helpme:
Dude she looks like shes on tweek !!.....She needs some help.
I wonder if Pac gives her the X-Factor onto his lap.
:rofl:
grinch357
2005-01-15, 10:41
theres pictures at somethingawful.com including the 3 inch clit if you're into that
you mean this... yea its nasty :crash:
http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg
roccstar
2005-01-15, 15:41
A few pics & a clip in this link (http://www.tgpprofessional.com/celeb156/). Apologies if it's been posted already...
...and yes, that is one scary clit :eek:
bigbri71
2005-01-15, 23:58
i watched the vid and the first thing that came to mind is that her pussy looked like a used catchers mitt. then i went and flushed my eyes with new tears
MightyKrendall
2005-01-24, 07:26
i watched the vid and the first thing that came to mind is that her pussy looked like a used catchers mitt. then i went and flushed my eyes with new tears
You're lucky. One of my contacts melted.
jonjo789
2005-01-28, 15:44
:eek: that is some scary shit :pukey:
can anyone please help me with the chyna sex vid...link or anything?
can you help me get the chyna video? please
roccstar
2005-03-02, 17:22
Just stumbled across more pics of Chyna & her scary clit:
http://www.22469.com/cf170/ :eek:
hello...can you help me view the chyna sex tape...i don't know how...thank you..
JiDoKwan
2005-03-02, 18:52
I bet Ron Jeremy would hit it without hesitation. :eek:
LDtheSOB
2005-03-17, 09:45
I'm Blind ahhhhhhhhhh
Chrism86354
2005-03-17, 09:52
chyna and x-pac having sex :eek: i dont know whats worse, them having sex or them wrestling :eek:
bigbri71
2005-03-27, 18:09
chyna and x-pac having sex :eek: i dont know whats worse, them having sex or them wrestling :eek:
sex..have you seen them wrestle..at least the fucking is real :dunno:
I saw screencaps of it a while back, I must say, it scared me for life...
roccstar
2005-04-12, 06:46
Aargh!!! :eek:
Scary clit alert:
http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/cf169_1v/index.html
Movie clip middle of the page :shocked:
shadyjackass
2005-05-07, 01:05
Shit thats just wrong
kingfish39
2005-05-18, 16:03
As long as she keeps her pants on and just gives me a blow job, everything will be fine.
Superfly
2005-10-14, 19:07
a bit too much for me, i prefer to see them wrestle :D
The Fros
2005-10-14, 22:21
.....................fuckin nasty.........
Oh...dear.....
:1orglaugh
SubZero24
2005-10-15, 11:28
this is pure wrestlecrap. x-pac was hated by everyone in WWF, and chyna has obviously got anatomy problems....who would find this entertaining? Personally, I thought chynas 3 inch dick-clit was the single most horrific thing I've ever seen. no wonder it wasn't in playboy.
The Fros
2005-10-16, 01:30
They probably photoshoped all the photos when she did playboy to cut out that small dick that she calls a "clit"
LordVader66
2005-10-16, 09:56
Where to start...I must say that everything I have just viewed would be considered interesting. Big pussy lips and the like are hot IMO, however her clit is huge. I have never seen anything like that. Wow, and that is all I'm going to say about the subject.
Superfly
2005-10-16, 12:46
what too much steroids give you..not just a manly voice & muscles but a fat clit too lol
titman86
2007-05-07, 14:00
http://www.nudecelebrityporn.net/celeb-movies/joanie-laurer-01fgo/videopost.html
zerox101
2008-08-01, 07:15
id bang her
Any new links to the whole movie? Looks like all old links are dead...
Dean Henneberg
2009-05-05, 13:14
id bang her
I'm a desparate paralyzed virgin and even I wouldn't bang her. :D:rofl:
shallowman5
2011-06-23, 13:42
She's joined vivid and is not doing regular hardcore movies.
DaLastDayzofIAP
2011-06-24, 11:47
Don't you guys had pictures or clips of Chyna doing anal sex? Now those I want to see.
Gape_Fan
2011-06-26, 08:47
http://www.thumbparty.com/vivid/chyna/worldsex.html
Dr.Beasto
2011-06-26, 18:30
Her new video is pretty good i would give it to her.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/article/trailer-released-for-chynas-porn-video-backdoor-to-chyna-130729
link to the preview.
RustyShakleford
2011-06-27, 19:26
Her new video is called Backdoor to Chyna
but she doesnt do any anal:dunno:
316sherm
2011-06-27, 19:28
Her new video is called Backdoor to Chyna
but she doesnt do any anal:dunno:
Yes she does! I think it is scene #4. It doesn't last long. Chyna's facial expressions are like she doesn't like anal at all! Hope that helps.
:thumbsup:
RustyShakleford
2011-06-27, 21:50
ok I'll check it out Thanks
RustyShakleford
2011-06-28, 20:16
yes she Does in scene #3 with Evan Stone
RustyShakleford
2011-06-29, 00:40
For DaLastDayzofIAP
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/u77ypn30aogm1vwke26ym3zl6awoh74w
Wow thanks for finding this new video! I would pound her, she looks amazing.
sports24x
2011-06-30, 03:46
is this real??
Numbstruck
2011-08-04, 18:59
read a review by some wrestling fan at this link: http://inconsequentialgarbage.blogspot.com/2011/06/backdoor-to-chyna-analysis.html
still think it's funny that some people wouldn't fuck her. she looks nothing like she use to look like when she was in Wrestling. STOP LYING People!! I haven't seen the video only parts and the only thing i don't like is those dirty/old leg warms she has on that's a turn off.
i seen that vid...pisses me off..one more pill..her dick would be larger than mine:confused:
VampDude
2011-08-04, 20:19
I have all the Chyna videos stashed away -edit- and they're not going anywhere, because I've made multiple backup links :1orglaugh
edit: yes, that's a blocked site
hitman825
2011-08-04, 22:46
I have all the Chyna videos stashed -edit-:1orglaugh
Do work son
cronchimonchi
2011-11-27, 22:55
Nad the second tape? im waiting for it