Chyna Sex Tape

[Brino]

Apparently everybody has a sex tape now including the ninth wonder of the world
http://www.wrasslin.com/moveabletype/logs/news/archives/001544.shtml

[WWFallon]

I really don't want to see Chyna and X-Pac get it on. But I have to!

[Henneberg1974]

A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:

Dean

[AzNchickzRtite]

Originally posted by Henneberg1974
A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:

Dean
lmao tru. thats sick.

[Toxic]

I heard about this. It's probably not gonna be released because X-Pac is trying to re-join the WWE.

[WWFallon]

But Chyna hates WWE, X-Pac, Stephanie and Triple H. If she owns the tape and releases it, all of them will be pissed. So I think it will come out.

[Memorex]

i couldnt find the video

[jod0565]

Me either, oh well, it's not like I'd be missing a helluva lot. Might be under Circus Act or something...

[Brino]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2004_/articles/1100650064.php :D :rofl:

[Harry Lime]

A she-male and a 100 lb weakling getting it on, what is the world coming to? :( :eek:

Dean

Yep. I wouldn't be suprised if SHE was fuckin him up the ass in this tape :D

[Brino]

HOLY SHIT! It actually exists! I can't believe it actually exists! Fucking Hilarious! :D :rofl:

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655

[member5726]

My god ! :eek: I'll go take a shower myself just for reading the resume ! :D

[Laibach]

*This info is from some wrestling site i was on *

Today, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer and Sean "X-Pac" Waltman officially released their "sex tape" along with a press release to announce its' debut.

As mentioned before, the Howard Stern show recently described their tape as one of the most insane celebrity sex tapes on the market.

The name of the video is "One Night in China". Laurer will be starring in the next installment of the VH-1 reality TV series "The Surreal Life", where you can bet she'll be pushing the video.
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*Also from that same site*

Howard saw Chyna Doll's sex tape last night and said it was very disturbing. She and her boyfriend allegedly go to China to make the tape and her boyfriend looks like he had just gotten out of jail. They have sex at first in a very dimly lit area and you can't see anything. Then they have sex again in better lighting and you see way too much. At one point Chyna was dressed in a dominatrix outfit and Howard said she looked like Herman Munster when he dressed up like a rock star. Howard said that Chyna also has ass acne that goes all down her crack. Gary also saw the tape and said he thought it looked like Chyna had some big bruises too. Everyone agreed that there was just nothing sexual about this video.
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*And one more *

On Howard Stern this morning, Gary Del'Abate said he had seen the Chyna-Sean Waltman sex tape and said he'll never be the same.

It was said to be sad and graphic, saying it was like watching two guys make up. He said Chyna had shoulders like a linebacker, a big bruise on her leg, and pimples on her butt and her back.

Nobody knew Waltman's name even though his name has been mentioned on the show many times. They joked he looked like a guy in gay porn.

[WWFallon]

I wonder if Pac gives her the X-Factor onto his lap.

[mr336wmg]

HOLY SHIT! It actually exists! I can't believe it actually exists! Fucking Hilarious! :D :rofl:

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655


Did anyone other than me actually click the link for the trailer? Scary shit...

[projejkt]

hahaha shit!!!

[ÆGEAN]

lol

omg! :D

[Summer]

she'd squish u like a fly between those thighs....jesus wept

[Peter Gazinya]

Anybody read the review? Pure comedy, and I quote...

"We watch as she takes it missionary, sweat glistening and her pussy looking like a pierced catcher’s mitt with a swollen thumb. More manly sex ensues and one notices that Joanie’s almost more buff than Sean… but I digress."

Classic stuff.

[Osiris]

I would shag her.

[ptbarnum]

Here's a link to a pretty good scene from the tape.....wait 30 secs. for it to load .
http://ezshare.de/files-en/185847/onenight-china3.mov.html

[Superfly]

Ok i have just seen X-pac's dick :(

[WWFallon]

Full video.
http://67.18.13.18/~nittoliv/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312

[Memorex]

that is one annoying site, with the music

[sachurricane]

Another website which u can download frm , but in 5 parts .

But my opinion is that it is not worth wasting ur time to see that man beast shag x pac

Sex video (http://www.hoes.ca/chyna_xpac_porn_video.html)

[alig1]

http://www.hoes.ca/chyna.jpg

http://www.hoes.ca/chyna_xpac_porn_video.html

Happy Holidays My Gift 2 U ! :nanner:

[lordmerchant]

lol collectors edition

x-pac is the bitch and chyna is the butch

[DJC]

why the hell am i downloading this?

[Deeeze]

I saw most of it and it was okay but I wanted to see more :boobies:

[member5726]

America's funniest home video ! :nanner: :1orglaugh :D

[MightyKrendall]

Oh...my...GOD is this thing AWFUL! Chyna's got one of them ultra-big clits to the point it looks like a small dick.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't used to think she was once a man, but after seeing her nude like that it's hard to argue.

The only highlight is Syxx's sex-talk, which is so over-the-top stupid it was hilarious. Still got nothing on Tommy Lee, though.
"We ARE gonna crash! Fuck!"

[saint]

http://www.newsfilter.org/chyna.htm
A friend sent this to me, saying that Chyna has a dick! I watched the vid, and it looks like her clit is just engorged from steroid use. I figured I'd let the experts judge....

[member2686]

"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.

[Durty_Dog]

:throwup: OMG it looks like a normal porno until the end, wonder what she calls the little dude? lol

[Sci Fi Guy]

Not interested.

[billythegoat]

I have just lost my will to live.

[member5726]

I just want to throw up... :throwup:

[Europa]

"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.

Some proof?

[saint]

"Chyna" used to be a man... Do some web searching. She's a post-op trans-sexual.
I'm crying on the inside... I saw the Playboy and thought she was a girl...
I feel dirty.

[Trigger1286]

I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.

[juballs]

shes not a man, i have done searches on this, its just a part of her female "plumbing" for a lack of better terms, and it was increased in size by her constant steroroid usage

[Europa]

I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.

It is quite recent and I believe the man is also a wrestling beef boy.

Have checked also, she is not and never has been a man, she has (as said above) deformed her lady bits through steroids abuse.

[MightyKrendall]

I had no idea she was even in a porn movie.
Well, it just got released so including this one she's been in...one.

BTW, I applaud the publishers of Playboy for being able to make that...woman look sexy.

[slimkraze]

i would do her

[Durty_Dog]

So is he/she :confused: a pornstar now??

[MightyKrendall]

So is he/she :confused: a pornstar now??
:dunno: In about as much as Pam Anderson is one for the Tommy Lee video.

[jedi675]

theres pictures at somethingawful.com including the 3 inch clit if you're into that

[WWFallon]

From The Howard Stern Show this morning...

Pic 1 (http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/11b.jpg)
Pic 2 (http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/13b.jpg)

:helpme:

[Laibach]

Dude she looks like shes on tweek !!.....She needs some help.

[sky]

I wonder if Pac gives her the X-Factor onto his lap.
:rofl:

[grinch357]

theres pictures at somethingawful.com including the 3 inch clit if you're into that

you mean this... yea its nasty :crash:

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

[roccstar]

A few pics & a clip in this link (http://www.tgpprofessional.com/celeb156/). Apologies if it's been posted already...

...and yes, that is one scary clit :eek:

[bigbri71]

i watched the vid and the first thing that came to mind is that her pussy looked like a used catchers mitt. then i went and flushed my eyes with new tears

[MightyKrendall]

i watched the vid and the first thing that came to mind is that her pussy looked like a used catchers mitt. then i went and flushed my eyes with new tears
You're lucky. One of my contacts melted.

[jonjo789]

:eek: that is some scary shit :pukey:

[stlw33]

can anyone please help me with the chyna sex vid...link or anything?

[stlw33]

can you help me get the chyna video? please

[roccstar]

Just stumbled across more pics of Chyna & her scary clit:

http://www.22469.com/cf170/ :eek:

[stlw33]

hello...can you help me view the chyna sex tape...i don't know how...thank you..

[JiDoKwan]

I bet Ron Jeremy would hit it without hesitation. :eek:

[LDtheSOB]

I'm Blind ahhhhhhhhhh

[Chrism86354]

chyna and x-pac having sex :eek: i dont know whats worse, them having sex or them wrestling :eek:

[ÆGEAN]

lol

[bigbri71]

chyna and x-pac having sex :eek: i dont know whats worse, them having sex or them wrestling :eek:


sex..have you seen them wrestle..at least the fucking is real :dunno:

[Nikkie]

I saw screencaps of it a while back, I must say, it scared me for life...

[roccstar]

Aargh!!! :eek:

Scary clit alert:

http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/cf169_1v/index.html

Movie clip middle of the page :shocked:

[shadyjackass]

Shit thats just wrong

[kingfish39]

As long as she keeps her pants on and just gives me a blow job, everything will be fine.

[MW25]

:) Hahaha

[Superfly]

a bit too much for me, i prefer to see them wrestle :D

[The Fros]

.....................fuckin nasty.........

[om3ga]

Oh...dear.....

:1orglaugh

[SubZero24]

this is pure wrestlecrap. x-pac was hated by everyone in WWF, and chyna has obviously got anatomy problems....who would find this entertaining? Personally, I thought chynas 3 inch dick-clit was the single most horrific thing I've ever seen. no wonder it wasn't in playboy.

[The Fros]

They probably photoshoped all the photos when she did playboy to cut out that small dick that she calls a "clit"

[LordVader66]

Where to start...I must say that everything I have just viewed would be considered interesting. Big pussy lips and the like are hot IMO, however her clit is huge. I have never seen anything like that. Wow, and that is all I'm going to say about the subject.

[Superfly]

what too much steroids give you..not just a manly voice & muscles but a fat clit too lol

[titman86]

http://www.nudecelebrityporn.net/celeb-movies/joanie-laurer-01fgo/videopost.html

[zerox101]

id bang her

[pasta]

Any new links to the whole movie? Looks like all old links are dead...

[Dean Henneberg]

id bang her
I'm a desparate paralyzed virgin and even I wouldn't bang her. :D:rofl: