Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[digifruitella]

For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled. Doesn't matter how, 1 on 1, DP, whatever...when I see some chick grinning or smiling it just becomes so unrealistic. I mean, when does it become "funny" getting nailed.

just don't get it, me. :dunno:

I'm mostly talking about pictorial sets, because that's where the majority of THAT happens.

List yours.

[Xilo Z]

I'm a simple guy. These are the things that turn me off:
-an ugly girl
-ugly boobs
-disgusting pussy
and
-anal sex

If the girl is looks good, has nice boobs and a pretty snach, then I'm happy.
...And it dosn't turn me off when the girl laughs, but if she is smiling with that dick in her twat, it gets me harder.

[Undertaker]

when the fucking camera guy starts filming the guy when he stands with a stupid grin on his face..

[ChefChiTown]

I know that A LOT of girls that are in pornography have fake breasts but I HAAAAAAATE implants.

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.

[mdboules]

ass to mouth
not only is that shit nasty but unhealthy
what the fuck?

[bunker]

I hate gonzo. I stopped watching porn because of that and now when I want to watch porn I look at porn of the 90s, specially 1995 to 2000.

I hate to see all these girls doing the same thing and be presented the same way.

Always (often) seated on the same damn cough, answering the same stupid questions and then they take their little walk back and forth of the camera, trying to look sexy, speading pussy and ass till a cock coming out of nowhere make them almost puke ... and then it is always the same sex and everything.
And it goes on and on for hours of the same thing whatever DVDs you look at it is always the same set-up.
(Sure sometimes they do some kind of little sexy dance outside but .. it is the same thing.)

And the first thing that turns me off.. just looking at the picture on the box cover of those DVDs is enough for me to know I won't like it (same picture all the time). Or on Internet sites all these absolutely identical shots of girls in the same position, doing the same thing. There is nothing I found more distressing than going through pages and pages of the same damn picture whatever girl is on it.

All this repetitive stuff turnes me off (and lots of other things in gonzo) but mainly this repetitive, always the same thing that goes on and on, kills me.

[sputnikgirl]

I would have to say:
1. Really obvious tan lines
2. People that look at little past their prime. Obviously there's a big niche, with all the MILF sites and what have you, but some people are just pushing it.
3. Hugely fake breasts, especially if they sag. Also in the breast category, big implant scars. Who wants to see that...you don't have to see the scar to know they're fake 99% of the time.
4. Nasty dye jobs. This is probably just a woman thing, but I can't stand when the blondes look unnatural, or you can see a bunch of dark roots and/or the hair is fried from overprocessing. In my opinion a nice honey blonde looks a lot better than overprocessed, dry, bleach blonde.

[mdboules]

hey ChefChiTown is that luger in your avatar ?

[xxaru]

I hate gonzo. I stopped watching porn because of that and now when I want to watch porn I look at porn of the 90s, specially 1995 to 2000.

I hate to see all these girls doing the same thing and be presented the same way.

Always (often) seated on the same damn cough, answering the same stupid questions and then they take their little walk back and forth of the camera, trying to look sexy, speading pussy and ass till a cock coming out of nowhere make them almost puke ... and then it is always the same sex and everything.
And it goes on and on for hours of the same thing whatever DVDs you look at it is always the same set-up.
(Sure sometimes they do some kind of little sexy dance outside but .. it is the same thing.)

And the first thing that turns me off.. just looking at the picture on the box cover of those DVDs is enough for me to know I won't like it (same picture all the time). Or on Internet sites all these absolutely identical shots of girls in the same position, doing the same thing. There is nothing I found more distressing than going through pages and pages of the same damn picture whatever girl is on it.

All this repetitive stuff turnes me off (and lots of other things in gonzo) but mainly this repetitive, always the same thing that goes on and on, kills me.
So would you prefer to have a fake storyline, with a fake scenario, and horrible acting? Im asking seriously. What is it that is so much better about non gonzo for you?

[Iamforever]

I know that A LOT of girls that are in pornography have fake breasts but I HAAAAAAATE implants.

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.
an ava devine hater like me? :thumbsup:


hey ChefChiTown is that luger in your avatar ?
Y2J chris jericho

[xxaru]

One thing that really turns me off is when a girl does an anal scene to the point where her ass is raw and nearly bleeding... and they get a close up on the inside of her ass. I find that shit is disgusting :throwup: .... but to each their own.

[bigbadbrody]

when the Camera guy talks

[ChefChiTown]

hey ChefChiTown is that luger in your avatar ?

No, it's Chris Jericho.

[Boobman!]

When a guy is fucking a girl and he slaps her face or grabs her neck and sticks his fingers in her mouth.

[prof_porn]

very few things disgust me.

[blackbull1970]

Double penetrations,
close up of dick in pussy/ass,
pussy eating.

Peace.

[dave_rhino]

For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled.

What about his grin? I choose a girl's stupid grin over a guys any day...

Infact, I hate seeing the guys face at all.

[drdeath67]

The guy treating the girl like shit even if she seems to like it! I truly hate that!

[dave_rhino]

*smacks doctor death around*

Yeah bitch, you like it when I treat you bad?! :D

[drdeath67]

*smacks doctor death around*

Yeah bitch, you like it when I treat you bad?! :DYou fuggin' nutter!:1orglaugh

[ChefChiTown]

What about his grin? I choose a girl's stupid grin over a guys any day...

Infact, I hate seeing the guys face at all.

You prefer seeing his beefy, sweaty erection? Mmmm.

[dave_rhino]

You prefer seeing his beefy, sweaty erection? Mmmm.

At least I can pretend the cock is mine.

If I see his face, I cannot pretend it's me.

This is why Gonzo-porn is so perfect.

[nealdrox]

Super loud screaming or moaning and smoking of any kind in scenes.

[nukenitro]

I hate when the camera focuses on dick penetrating the pussy more then the girls bod and face. especially when they do it right when she's getting off

[pussyman69]

Pimples around a chicks arse and anal when its obvious the chick hasnt emptied properly.

[AFA]

Electro shock therapy

http://1.magicteapot.com/ii/0/9/2/1/9/092199000norman.jpg (http://1.magicteapot.com/i/?092199000norman.jpg)

[CunningLinguist]

I get turned off when a guy talks too much or is too visible in the scene. Watching a guy eat out a girl and sucking /playing with her tits is a turn off.
I also get turned on by the use of most vibrators and strap-ons.

[D-rock]

When they film all the scenes in the dark to give it a more realistic feel. :1orglaugh

[bunker]

So would you prefer to have a fake storyline, with a fake scenario, and horrible acting? Im asking seriously. What is it that is so much better about non gonzo for you?

I am glad you are asking seriously. That’s a subject that had bothered me but I never really thought enough about it to be clear. I just fear to be too long for this thread. Putting reasons without explanations would be meaningless. I am thinking of starting an other thread instead of posting here what could be a too long maybe off-topic post.

For now I’ll just say this : Believe it or not, I actually would prefer fake story and bad acting... (up to a certain point). For example, Italians do porn movies with stories and acting that are not that bad. Europeans in general are O.K. at that. Brad Armstrong did some pretty nice movies for Wicked and the acting was not thad bad either, some even surprising (CROSSROADS is a good example). But a lot of time, it was simply non-connected individual scenes with little set-ups that were leading you to the sex scenes. Some were funny (there was a lot of comedy in that type of films) but most were not that good and some were really bad. But you have bad gonzo too and to make things worst, I will add : I even prefer bad little stories to good gonzo.

I’ll take the time to write something as clear as possible and not too long. English is my second language and it takes me time to write properly. Later, I’ll post a new thread called something like "About stories and gonzo", and I’ll let you know in this thread. :wave2:

Talking about being too long. It took me all this just to say that I'll answer later in another thread.:o

[nothingandless]

I hate Joe Vinegar and i think it's bad direction to show him.

[woy]

-Ugly girls
-Ugly boobs
-Guys treating the girls bad even if the girls seem to like it.
-I hate when the camera is focusing on the guy's face or ass.
-I hate watching the girl lick the guy's ass
-Excessive semen on a girl's face
-Hairy butt holes
-Stupidly skinny chicks/excessively overweight chicks
-Focusing on the guy's dick
-I get grossed out if the guy fucking the chick is too hairy.
-Girl sucking on a guy's toes.

[belfastsixpack]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=142222
^^^^pretty much every single thing in that^^^
-overly made up girls
-ugly girls
-anal sex
-nasty shit such as the stuff that comes out of her ass
-cum play

and a few other things but i'm too grossed out at the moment to think about it.

[dick van cock]

nostril fucking

[nukenitro]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=142222
^^^^pretty much every single thing in that^^^
-overly made up girls
-ugly girls
-anal sex
-nasty shit such as the stuff that comes out of her ass
-cum play

and a few other things but i'm too grossed out at the moment to think about it.

yeah. that video was pretty disgusting. I don't think I could deal with seeing that in real life

[drdeath67]

nostril fucking:rofl:

[Porn_Lover]

showing the guys face instead of the girl. insta-limp.

vomit/piss/poop

that's really just about it.

[nukenitro]

nostril fucking

:1orglaugh Fuck, I didn't even notice that he wrote that :1orglaugh

[Torre82min]

I hate when they switch positions every two seconds.

I find it stupid when he pulls out and slaps his cock on her ass or what-have-you.

Pulling out and nutting all frickin' over. LAME. Stick it back where it's intended and just F!CKING CUM! DAMN! I'll take a creampie over a facial ANY DAY.

Cookie cutter chicks. I can find a bleached blonde with average tits and an androgynous waist any day. Show me an hourglass with a rack and for frick's sake.. DONT FAKE THE SMILE. You do a porn scene and you're set for weeks with that cash. At least enjoy the fact you dont need a nine-to-five while getting paid for being sexed.

College Girls. Girls gone wild. Blurry vagina pics from playboy. (Take the vaseline off the lense you scumbags) Lesbian flicks with hotties. Screw that, I wanna hardcore f!ckin' bulldykes pounding each other like THEY MEAN IT. Not the average, fragile bish who cant take a properly strap-on'ing. Wimps.

False advertising. When I visit a Black Girl site I dont want to see white girls. White guys on black chicks? Absolutely. Helps further my fantasy. When I vist a mature site I dont wanna see Gauge, Nikki Nova or NextDoorNikki. Get those babies off my screen and show me somethin' with wrinkles. When I visit an asian site I wanna see slim, tiny-titted chicks (with occasionally bad teeth) and a pubic bush that points straight OUT and UP. I dont wanna see the average American-Asian chick who happens to be corn-fed and loves McBig-Mc-f!cking-macs on her large American frame. When I want asian, I want petite chicks with dark nipples! I have spoken!

Misleading links. When I click the picture of the juicy cunt I dont want to be sent to another TGP with the exact same f!ckin' links. Either get some more advertisers... haggle better per-clicks with the ones you already have.. or I just might set up a ghost machine in china to brute-force and hammer your site! CAPISCHE?!?

Hairy Girl sites that have lax policies on fur. So she has a bush down below? Great. But she shaves her pits? Boot that bish. She's just a poseur until she grows it all the hell over.

Movie sites that make you download 10 files.. and they're all 10 seconds each with ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN' AWFUL quality. Geez man, you're killin' me here. For f!ck's sake just encode to AVI or windows media and condense it to 2 or 3 files. When browsing samples becomes work.. POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! :ends my Ralph Kramden 'omage:

[nukenitro]

I thought of another one. When the girl is just about to get off and they edit the video so that it cuts to a different scene of them in the same position right before she creams

[undertheglass85]

when the girl has waaaaaaaaaaaay too much make-up...
when the camera man feels it's necessary for me to see what the guy's face looks like and nothing else for more than two seconds...
when the guy is louder than the girl... but then it's usually funny and i laugh...

[nukenitro]

when the girl has waaaaaaaaaaaay too much make-up...
when the camera man feels it's necessary for me to see what the guy's face looks like and nothing else for more than two seconds...
when the guy is louder than the girl... but then it's usually funny and i laugh...

I've watched some pretty hilarious porn where the guy is making the funniest facial expressions and noises while getting off

[Torre82min]

Lex Steele cumming. It turns any erotica into.. the unfunny joke it is.

A country accent on a hottie. Images flash in my mind of trailer park sluts.. Joe Dirt screaming "You're my sister, you're my sister!" and hell, I just plain dont like most accents. My own included. Yet.. I find it quite cute when the czech or french girls cant think properly to say what they mean in english while they're getting pleasured. heh heh...

Cutting the scene before the woman cums. What the bloody f!ck is the problem with showing her NUT?! Less splooge, more holequakes.

Tits with nonexistent nipples. Where are they? It's totally flat whether she's naked or sleeping. No titty-hard-on?! Where's the pigment? Pink or brown? Either come out and play or go inverted ya little milkduct-riddled bastard!

Cunts with no personality or hygiene. There it is. Is it flat? Puffy? Large clit, large hood? Is it a perfect hole or are there fleshy tendrils of pleasure within? Visible peehole? Just sorta... plain, huh...For frick's sake clean the creamy white cuntsnot outta yer hole before he snaps the picture! I know you havent been laid in weeks but damn, that doesnt mean daily maintenance and snatch cleaning isnt on the agenda!! Take the scab off yer labia from when you shaved! Pop that zit! Take the toilet paper bitties off her pussy from when you wiped too hard! You shaved, right? Nope! Missed a spot! Ask for help next time.

Pictures of a girl's asshole. Buttsecks doesnt do it for me. Especially when they provide a closeup of that hole. Dammit, it's a pooper. It's tight. Deep. It's much like a Wachutu bat cave. Stinky and loaded with danger. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/quotes)

Pulp Fiction style editing in porn movies. Dammit, either show Anna Malle getting banged or show Jenna Jameson wanking off! MY COCK DOESNT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO WATCH TWO SCENES AT TWENTY SECONDS A'PIECE!

[hedonis]

I think I've posted on this somewhere else before, but there's a lot that turns me off in porn, especially in the recent stuff. I'm not the biggest fan of lesbian scenes where (and this seems like ALL lesbian scenes now) they have to bust out the sex toys. Not only that, but they'll suck on them. :dunno:

The moment I hear a woman start getting referred to, and referring to herself as a "dirty slut", "worthless little whore", etc.- that's a moment wrecker. Mind you, this is why I don't watch a lot of porn with sound on. And this leads, usually, to:

The slapping, spitting, choking, punching, etc. If I want to watch people beat the shit out of each other, I'll tune in some UFC stuff. But as for porn, I'd rather watch people having sex. Crazy concept.

Gaping. And right along with it, any oral scene where a woman's mouth gets stretched out by someone. I'm not sure how gripping the corners of a woman's mouth and pulling them outward is erotic. I think Ass-to-mouth fits into this category as well.

Gagging. There's a theme here- I like the sex in porn when it looks like all parties are having fun, not just the disrespectful guys.

Women in porn who look like 11 year olds. Lately, it seems like there's been this push to have girls wear pig tails, and braces on their teeth. Call me crazy, but I don't even like to think about sex with little girls, let alone watch a simulation of it. Ick.

I'm picky, I guess.


H

[elcu]

Well hedonis just posted all the ones I thought of.

A big turn on for me is when the girl really gets into it and appears to be enjoying herself, so hedonis hit the nail on the head with the degradation and gagging.

I don't like gaping much either. I don't want to look inside a shithole thanks. I don't mind the starfish and love looking at big asses. It's just opening it up that does nothing for me.

[poggy]

The guy treating the girl like shit even if she seems to like it! I truly hate that!

In other words anything Max Hardcore!

[BigSwede]

Spitting and gagging.
Men putting their fingers in the womens mouth.
Close ups on mens asshole.
Too much focus on men in general.
Roberto Malone.

[Boobman!]

i for one think slapping a girl on the face during sex or grabbing her neck just shows a complete lack of respect!!

[elcu]

Close ups on mens asshole.
Too much focus on men in general.


Yes! Most shooters seem to know to frame out the guy's ass but it still happens dammit.

[Facial_King]

Yeah, I agree with the guys right before me:

That stupid, stupid practice of guys roughly shoving their fingers into the girl's mouth and prying it wide open or yanking her lips into a wide grimace. Not only is this disrespectful and brutish, but it just says to me that the dude is immature and is obsessed with his own physical power over the woman. Yeah, you're stronger than her. Ok, get over it! Also hate when the orthodontist's devices are used on their mouths.

Seeing any dude's asshole up close for more than a tiny split second - hairy, shaved or whatever. Just gross. Keep the camera AWAAAAY from that shit!

Seeing too much of the guy. I really only need to see his tongue on her clit and his dick in her orifices. I don't care to see his face when he comes. I don't need to see it. Yeah, he feels good. I know what that's like; I've experienced it!

Any of that overly rough stuff.

Any of that misogynistic b.s. - slapping their faces, grabbing their throats in an aggressive manner, putting a toilet seat around their necks, dunking their head in the toilet, etc. Repulsive and stupid.

[Facial_King]

Yes, and the gaping! I don't need to see a girl's rectum, her bowels, or pieces of her last/next dump! It might feel good to do the anal thing, but seeing the gaping hole that results is not something that needs to be focused on!

And yes, any of this crap where they're trying to make the girl look underage, that's disturbing. Very much so.

Actually, I prefer that the girls look at least 21.

In the words of Jon Spencer (of awesome band Jon Spencer Blues Explosion), I like my women "full grown!" - in both reality and fantasy!

[britlover]

Very cool, telling and interesting thread. However I once made one very simular, if anyone wants to scan my posts. I think I called it "What do you seriously hate in your porn?" where I basically asked the same questions, cause like the original poster, it really interests me.

Again, my answers are pretty much the same from my original thread I started.

I totally fuckin' hate the following, and will fast forwardly through the following when ever I see it:

Girls getting gagged/deep throated and making those wet, so un-sexy sounds.

Even through I prefer Gonzo, the idiot lucky bastard's guy voice asking pointless questions' and talking. Please shut the fuck up, ya lucky prick. Also anything from the Bang Bros. people where the infamous Dirty Sanches is making his usual Racist and Xenophobic remarks. I once saw a vid clip of him. No wounder he is such a prick, as he shouldn't be one to talk.

Spitting (major no-no).

Visable condom ridge (although I know witht he AIDS and STD scares, many people wont work without'em and I can respect that--I just don't like to see it, that's all).

Bad/ugly tit-jobs.

Too many tattoos on either performer, but yeah, especially the girl.

Ass licking, ass-to-mouth, female-on-male ass play (eww). An immidiate turn-off. Strangely enough, I am an Ass-Man who loves Ass over Tit. Go figure. ;)

Treating the women like shit, like many said, even if they seem to get off on it and like it, it's still painfully un-cool and non sexy. Also writing on them in perminant markers and gel pens and writing "SLUT!" and "WHORE" on they're chest/tits, foreheads, ect. It's just degrading and wrong, and is gutter trash porn that I'm just not into.

Too much talking and not enough action, dammit!

Hairy, unshaven bushes on women (which is why, unless I really fancy a star from the Golden Ages, like Sharon Mitchell or Ginger Lynn, I avoid that era all together).

Nasty creampies (internal cumshots inside pussies and assholes).

If they dick around with the storyline in the Gonzo too much, about paying the women, or doing this & that, it's just like "Hurry up and take off yuor clothes and fuck, will ya?! What is this?".

As others have said: Toe sucking, finger sucking, the new practice of guys putting the finges down a woman's throat to make her gag-reflex make noises, ect. Honestly, who gets off on that stupid/repulsive shit ?

Definately pissing & shitting are disgusting behaviours and are major no-nos. And any women who does it I lose total respect for (my own personal reasons) and the men who put'em through that are misogynist demon assholes with major psychotic problems.

That's all I can think of for the time being. Very interesting thread

[Mad Mordy]

When the woman gives that look to the director like "what are you trying to say? you want me to roll over now?"
Fuckin' ruins it!

[abruzzi9]

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.

Agree. I'd like to hear the girl moan and stuff but not over-the-top ala sasha grey, dont get me wrong I watch her but with the audio off.

And also porn with just the background music and not a single sound from the performer.

[hothead]

Actually alot of porn turns me off instantly,,,,,, I love naked women and girl on girl,,, but when ever there's a dude count me out. I would much rather see Mindy Vega, or Anetta Keys or Macy Sky in a solo set of pictures or sole video anyday. I guess to sum it up I really just like softcore stuff. A hot babe in a sexy french maid outfit does it for me.

[-KING-]

Spots on the ass

[benihime275]

u never go ass to mouth

[britlover]

When the woman gives that look to the director like "what are you trying to say? you want me to roll over now?"
Fuckin' ruins it!

Good one. I'd also would venture to say that too much interaction in the Gonzo stuff really bothers me. If they have to be instructed how to fuck for 20 minutes, then I agree, it is bad porn.

Great thing to add, Mad Mordy ...

[kide83]

- gay porn
- looking at hot sexy girl and seeing her cock later (tranny)
- fat ladies

[Lexx7]

I hate the way when a guy is fucking the girl and the cameraman keeps filming the guys ass. what's all that about? I know they are trying to show the penatration but(t) must they always show it for so long? I'd much rather see the womans body/face...:2 cents:

[calpoon]

I hate it when a girl is giving a blowjob and the guy sticks his dick in her cheek, like she's sucking his dick sideways. you know what i'm talking about? it looks stupid and it's not sexy at all.

[Ichi-chan]

Smoking

Camera cuts to guy

Close up of penis, ass, pussy

Filthy cum shots

Before guy cums he jacks himself off... FRICKIN LET THE GIRL DO IT OR GO HOME!!!

Gagging too much (where it's like abusing)

Camera guy talking

also gay porn

extremely fat chicks

old ladies

old men and young ladies

[Christmas_Ape]

V.B.F.G!:eek:

[hedonis]

I forgot one. I'm not much into the "mature" thing, when it starts to delve into the "ancient" thing. I remember a series called "Fossil fuckers". gag.....

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[calpoon]

some people don't like it when the girl is too loud, but I don't like it when the girl is too quiet. when she looks completely bored it really kills the mood.

and also on that note, I hate it when the dude can't get it up. it's insulting, if this guy can't get hard I know someone that can.

[ChefChiTown]

Big ol' muscle bound women

[nukenitro]

got another one. woman who have deep voices

[don_equis]

I hate too much make up, but not enough lipstick. WTF?

pimples on ass, face or pussy.

cream pies, anal or vaginal, ugly ass teeth over teeth looking like a shark mouth.

breast implants scars visible..............scary

guys dicks touching, guys fucking a girls ass that another guy just came in.

[AFA]

For obvious reasons a smoke stack collapse turns me off instantly :)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8841556302686925745&q=smoke+stack+collapse&total=16&start=0&num=50&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Two smoke stacks collapsing turns me off twice as fast :jester:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvEK668Mz8&mode=related&search=

[nukenitro]

For obvious reasons a smoke stack collapse turns me off instantly :)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8841556302686925745&q=smoke+stack+collapse&total=16&start=0&num=50&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Two smoke stacks collapsing turns me off twice as fast :jester:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvEK668Mz8&mode=related&search=

*sniff* its so sad

[don_equis]

For obvious reasons a smoke stack collapse turns me off instantly :)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8841556302686925745&q=smoke+stack+collapse&total=16&start=0&num=50&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Two smoke stacks collapsing turns me off twice as fast :jester:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvEK668Mz8&mode=related&search=


Huh "smoke stacks collapsing", WHAT?!:dunno:

[BrassMonkey]

not sure if anyone stated this earlier, but I don't like to see two dicks in one hole at one time. It's not as bad if one is in the ass and the other in the pussy, but two in an ass or pussy, ugh, haha.

[AFA]

Huh "smoke stacks collapsing", WHAT?!:dunno:

It's Freudian :)

http://i7.tinypic.com/6feow2p.jpg

[don_equis]

It's Freudian :)

http://i7.tinypic.com/6feow2p.jpg



Oh I see. I love that twisted genious freak of Freud. You see my id controls most of my sexual fantasies........er off topic ain't I. :fight:

[McNab]

Hilary Scott's "ug ug!" throat noises, wtf?

Beer bellies (Mark Davis springs to mind)

Lesbians pulling dildos, vibrators and god knows what else out of thin air, wtf?

Hot chicks giving head and the cameraman focuses on the guys face.

15-20 minutes of anal play before the guy even walks in the room

Hot chicks rimjobbing guys, Tom Byron especially.

Spanking 'til a chicks ass is blood red.

[dick van cock]

It's Freudian :)I could make a pun on that. But I'm afraid I will be scolded for it, because it's no proper English...

(hello C_A :wave: )

[TrueSiN]

Black people in porn. Nasty. Small//ugly tits.Anal.Spreading of anybodys ass cheecks. Disgusting looking vaginas. And anything else that is intended to be gross.Really fat chicks. etc..

[don_equis]

Beer bellies (Mark Davis springs to mind)
I don't try to focus on the anything about the guys

Lesbians pulling dildos, vibrators and god knows what else out of thin air, wtf?
maybe its alchemy?

Hot chicks rimjobbing guys, Tom Byron especially.
Now thats is so downright puke material and what is worse is when they are being gangbanged and she just liked like 1 or more guy's assholes and then another guys grabs the girl and french kisses her..I almost puked.

Also when the camera is focusing too much on a guys hairy ass and asshole to with it ewwwwwwwwwwww

what about when the chick drinks the cum that was left inside a condom WTF Fuck!

[sputnikgirl]

Black people in porn. Nasty. Small//ugly tits.Anal.Spreading of anybodys ass cheecks. Disgusting looking vaginas. And anything else that is intended to be gross.Really fat chicks. etc..

Wow, porn must get really boring for ya. I especially liked the racism part. :violent:

[hedonis]

WOmen drinking cum out of wine glasses, large bowls, etc. Makes me gag just thinking about it.

H

[Lexx7]

eewwww, people having sex in porn...








:rolleyes: :thumbsup:

[AFA]

Oh I see. I love that twisted genious freak of Freud. You see my id controls most of my sexual fantasies........er off topic ain't I. :fight:

I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:


I could make a pun on that. But I'm afraid I will be scolded for it, because it's no proper English...

(hello C_A :wave: )

Oh well. Life is hard. :)

[britlover]

I personally don't like Anerexic/super skinnny chicks. As a thicker, full figured and sometimes (well part time) BBW bodytype lover, and also of Hourglass figures, I just can't stomach super skinny women. I'm sorry if they look like 14 year olds (especially resemble boys) then it is not sexy in any way.

As I said before fake tits is okay with me, cause not ever women is blessed with big tits just as every dude isn't bless with a huge cock, ect. But visable scaring ruins her chest for me, and the overall look of her. Sorry sweetie, you should have spent more or went to a better surgeon in The Valley. Bad tit-jobs suck.

Also *WAY TOO BIG* fake tits. It speaks volumes about the chicks self-esteem that she wanted to get them to stay in the business, or to do something sexually, ect. Not to mention it's just disgusting.

Also, now that I'm older, I'm a lot more cooler with more Romantic porn. For example, there doesn't have to be a lot of disgusting cum-play afterwards, with the blowing of cum bubbles, ect. "If your gonna swallow that nasty shit, baby, then do it now" is what I wanna yell at the screen. Blowing the wad on her stomach and tits, like in the old days, is fair enough. She can rub it in all she wants to.

But blowing the wad in her hair, eyes and mouth, especially since most girls by nature are cum-dodgers, also ruins it for me. Especially a scene killer is when the female performer is naturally disgusting by it, and spits it out ...

[kide83]

adding:
sex with a*imals, sick and disgusting
everything related to sc*t, spit*ing, etc... just thinking about that makes me :throwup:

[Calm]

Naked girls turn me off.

[spiderprint]

- Excessive fake "oh god oh god" screams.

-Long camera shots on the guys face when he's dropping the load. Eww, GAY.

-When the girls holes seem loose and floppy making it look like the guys cock is humping thin air inside there.

-Cum dodging!!!

-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.

- Softcore porn, SUCKS!!!!! Know why it's called Softcore? Because it doesn't make ya hard!!

-Easteuropean girls trying to talk dirty in english "YA FACK MI FACK MI" ...

Floppy Tits.

MANHANDS-Girls with big thick fingers,uuugh.

Annoying Pornomusic,or music in pornos at all. The moaning will do thank you.


Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere.

Girls licking man-ass. Fucking awful.

[Lexx7]

Naked girls turn me off.

yeah dude, every porn flick i've watched has been spoiled by that

:rolleyes:



-ANY porno with a "plot" or "dialog" that doesn't involve S-E-X if i wanna see a real movie i'll watch one.

Amen to that:glugglug:

[spiderprint]

Hehe.

[ChefChiTown]

Wow, porn must get really boring for ya. I especially liked the racism part. :violent:

Who WOULDN'T like the racism? Everyone's doing it, duuuuh.

:coolman:

[don_equis]

[QUOTE=AFA;1476821]I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:

Do you have a leather sofa? Freud planned it all.



I also don't like to see guys spitting on the chicks mouth

[Sutekh35]

Gagging either by object or by cock. Horrible

[TonyBro]

The biggest turn off for me is the woman loooking in pain or just plain bored.
Sex should be a highly enjoyable thing for those involved.

I do not like extensive tatts on any body or lots of metal stuck in places I would rather put my tongue. After all most of the bodies involved in porn are plenty good without having to add extraneous stuff.

[hedonis]

Oh yeah- forgot this one. SLOW MOTION. Especially when it's of someone tossing their hair back in orgasmic joy for 30 seconds. Camera work where we have to look at anyone's face while we should be looking at action is annoying too.

And of course, any time that some dude is standing there, sitting there, etc. getting blown and has to remind the chick to "Suck it"- no shit, dumb ass. Thanks for the mood killer!

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[The Freeman]

u never go ass to mouth

dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend) :)

oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)

[Clarkie25]

Anal and vaginal creampies. I don't need to see the girl squeeze it out onto the floor so the camera can zoom in either. Can we just call Peter North in to give her the big facial and call it a day?

[ThomasJenkins]

This was probably mentioned already, but I hate the macro-close-up shots of the dick in the pussy. I don't need to see every hair follicle on the guys nuts for christ's sake! When the woman has a hot body, then zoom the friggin camera out so we can see her in all her glory while she is getting drilled.

I also hate it when a guy slaps the woman's breasts.

Last, remove the panties entirely... don't pull em over to the side for fucking.

[Manny460]

Double penetrations.
Gagging/choking as part of the blowjob.
The guy slapping the woman's face.
The guy using his dick to slap the woman's face.

[britlover]

dante finds out that this isn't always the case (if yer quoting clerks 2 my friend) :)

oh to join in, she didn't use to, but anything belladonna does turns me off now lol (sorry bella)

Whoa, Freeman:

Who is the woman with the fabulous tits in your avatar ? :eek: :bowdown: An awesome fellow Brunette. Gotta love it.

Yup, poor Bella Donna does a lot of really disgusting/degradeful shit. I also love Scottish tart Alexis May, as many know, but I'll also never look at her the same way again, since seeing the piss-drinking captions and the scat shit-playing captions in her thread that people found. Seeing a chick your really into do the ultra-shameful/degrading stuff kills her more regular and often times romantic work when looking back on it now. Such a shame.

I was really, really disappointed in her. And I don't buy the guy who defended her's come back of "I know her personally, and she was trying to make enough money to leave the U.S. to get back to Scotland". Whoa, really ? Well she chould have gotten a work VISA here and got a regular job and lived with a room mate, and also just did regular porn or stripped insteed of drinking piss or playing with her own shit. Did ya ever think about that ? Probably not. Just my :2 cents:.

Us Americans aren't all "evil pornographers" ya know. Not everyone in the adult business is a more croocked website owner who abuses women, and we're not all jerks. The same thing--not offence as I love allies and the people I've met--chould have happened back in my ancestors home of the UK (I'm of Scottish descent with some Welsh blood ties), Australia, Canada, ect. I'm glad she came here but she didn't *have to* do those things if she didn't want to. It also shows she has something wrong with her mentally.

Also someone said:


Ron Jeremy. Anytime anywhere

Amen to that. I would also add these ass holes totally ruin the scene for me and I avoid they're work with ladies altogether no matter *how* hot the chicks they're doing are:

Ron Jeremy (as noted)

Mark Davis (has a beer gut now and hardly any white hair, yet still gets to fuck many hot chicks in his work and has become a cold, choking them, degrading bastard).

Max Hardcore ("legendary" filth maker. He's vile trash and shouldn't be supported, but that's just me) ...

[Jonny82]

I understand you are off topic? Just relax and try to tell me more. :computer:

Did...you just reference Eliza? Because that's frighteningly awesome if you did.

[The Freeman]

Whoa, Freeman:

Who is the woman with the fabulous tits in your avatar ? :eek: :bowdown: An awesome fellow Brunette. Gotta love it.

Sophie Howard my friend, gorgeous brit Page 3 girl, glamour model and sex puss :)

[Lexx7]

oh yeah, I forgot very hairy pussys. not my cup of tea

[D-rock]

When the same exact segment of a scene is edited in and rolled over and over to make it seem like it's going on longer than it is. It doesn't fool anybody.

[McNab]

When the same exact segment of a scene is edited in and rolled over and over to make it seem like it's going on longer than it is. It doesn't fool anybody.

Sounds like the end of New Wave Hookers 5 when Peter North cums for about 5 minutes, or some compilations from Private:2 cents:

[jamrak]

well, it was kinda revelation! I always thought that I am very selective in porn, cuz while surfing through porno sites I was wondering why there is so much ugly and distgustful porn.

but after reading that topic I came to the conclusion that I am kinda sexual pervert :rofl:

So many people had mentioned that they do not like cumshots, watching a dick slaping girl face, guys touching girl breasts, anal sex... I am really surprised with that fact...

Maybe that is the main rigorous criterion for me is that a girl in porn should be very beautiful, good looking, glamorous. If that requirment is maintenaned, in 90% cases you can be sure, that you will not see any shit, no crazy violence, aggression, pain, or any stuff that can cause discomfort.

And, of course, very important is the PRODUCTION! So many examples, when one and the same girl looks so different at different photosets (I prefer pictures to the movies). Good lighting, make up, clever photographer and montage - this is about 30% of succes! I like when porn is "clean", when it is not pretending to be a hidden camera, or "reality show". I hate when images are blured, when photos are dark, when they look like they were filmed by an amateur. In fact, I hate almost all "amateur" style.

Most of the disgustful stuff comes from that amateur/reality approach. Even a sexy, young, good looking girl can be spoiled by that wack production. And the resulting movie looks like it is something dirty and ugly. What you will think about looking at girl's ass - about sex, or about defecation - depends not only from the ass itself, but from the way it is filmed too!

The same stuff is with almost everything in porn. Whether it is a dick slaping a face, or a close up, or cum spilling over a body, or asshole penetration etc. Ugly model mixed with awkward production could turn out in an idea that something is sick here. But when the same action is shown in a proper way, when a girl looks like supermodel (but not that skinny :1orglaugh ), when the photo looks like it is an expensive advertisment, when there are no pimples, and the more so - no abrasions, the skin is clean, and her face is earnestly happy, and obviously lewd - the result is completely different!

[Orthocyclen]

Guys who insist on jerking themselves off at the end of a scene.

[LUVbigboobs]

I would have to say:
2. People that look at little past their prime. Obviously there's a big niche, with all the MILF sites and what have you, but some people are just pushing it.Personally I'm okay with older gals, as long as they're still good-looking (and having large boobs doesn't hurt :D)

3. Hugely fake breasts, especially if they sag.I have no problem with implants, but some of them are rather grotesque and those don't do anything for me.
Also in the breast category, big implant scars. Who wants to see that...you don't have to see the scar to know they're fake 99% of the time.I was having a hard time coming up with anything that actually bothered me about porn, but this is one that definitely is a "turn off" for me. Another thing I don't care for is anal sex. Does nothing for me AT ALL. As I saw in a girlie magazine once in reference to that: "There's a perfectly good lubricated spot there waiting for you - why would you want to put your dick in some gal's butthole?"

[carmichael]

Slow-Motion Cum Shots.

[McRocket]

Most porn does.

A tiny percentage turns me on immensely.
A very small percentage turns me on noticeably.
A large minority turns me on slightly.
And the vast majority completely turns me off and seems to pander to such a seemingly crude and (currently) pathetic group of people that it ever-so-slightly shames me that we are all the same species.

So much for my happy thought for the day - :).

But, like I often say; no one is better then anyone else, just different.

[belfastsixpack]

Most porn does.

A tiny percentage turns me on immensely.
A very small percentage turns me on noticeably.
A large minority turns me on slightly.
And the vast majority completely turns me off and seems to pander to such a seemingly crude and (currently) pathetic group of people that it ever-so-slightly shames me that we are all the same species.

So much for my happy thought for the day - :).

So, sO, SO true for me. I'd rep you if I could.

[senob44]

just check out some Max Hardcore stuff...that will cover just about everything i hate in porn...being a porn lover is one thing, but being a misogynist is a whole different ballgame

[ChefChiTown]

When the girl in the scene resembles my mom

:throwup:

[senob44]

When the girl in the scene resembles my mom

:throwup:

I can't imagine that happens often? Or does it....;)

[shayd]

Anything with that guy from Bang Brothers in it. I think his name is Sanchez or something.
That guys voice is like a spike in my brain.
And anything with voilence towards the women. That's just plain wrong, and there's no enjoyment in it for me. :2 cents:

[hotlikecandy]

1.Wrinkly injected butts
2.Ramon's bump on his dick
3.Any hairy guy who keeps moaning

[hotlikecandy]

Anything with that guy from Bang Brothers in it. I think his name is Sanchez or something.
That guys voice is like a spike in my brain.
And anything with voilence towards the women. That's just plain wrong, and there's no enjoyment in it for me. :2 cents:

Do you consider choking as violence? You know,the Briana Banks type of thing.

[Iamforever]

2. People that look at little past their prime. Obviously there's a big niche, with all the MILF sites and what have you, but some people are just pushing it.


jealous much are you?

[hedonis]

Most porn does.

A tiny percentage turns me on immensely.
A very small percentage turns me on noticeably.
A large minority turns me on slightly.
And the vast majority completely turns me off and seems to pander to such a seemingly crude and (currently) pathetic group of people that it ever-so-slightly shames me that we are all the same species.

So much for my happy thought for the day - :).

But, like I often say; no one is better then anyone else, just different.


I already repped you this week, I think. Dang. That post was spot-on! :thumbsup:

H

[SoCaLhOcKeY951]

Things that make me turn off porn...hmm

Black dicks

Anal

Goth chicks

Small titted girls/small assed girls

Nasty lookin pussy

Ugly chicks is a deff give away!

Guys moaning(but I normally watch masturbation vids so no guys)

thats bout it

[britlover]

I alost forgot:

Too much talk and not enough action. I love Gonzo but interview the lovely las breifly, then pop out those tits, take off the panties and get to fuckin' please. We don't to hear her life story of why she got into the adult film industry rather it's for website fame, money (as with most you can't blame them and it pays well enough) or explorign they're sexuality, ect. It's not that important, and it's not a damn television talk show for christ sake's.

Also when the camera man/interviewer wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and just let us enjoy the love making/fucking. And all guys in the industry, just be glad your getting paid to fuck for a living. Shut up at all costs and try to just whisper (yeah I said whisper) sweat nothings in her ear. We don't wanna hear you, bro ...

[Laurence]

1. Anal Sex - I just don't get how anyone can find it sexy. It looks painful to me.
2. Fisting - Absolutely gross.

3. Interracial scenes - I'm no racist, but most of the time it just doesn't work for me.

4. Bondage/S&M - kinda freaks me out.

5. When the girls open up their vaginas too widely. I don't wanna see your insides, love.

6. Ugly female pornstars.

7. Anything that might be termed 'extreme' pornography.

[britlover]

3. Interracial scenes - I'm no racist, but most of the time it just doesn't work for me.

It's cool. I'm not a bigot either (although for my politically in-correct personality, I've been accused sometimes), I must say I just don't enjoy seeing interracial scenes for a number of reasons. For one I'm only attracted physically to my own race (white/calcasian) and I just especially hate all the strangely misogyist "Black brotha fucks white ho's" sites. That shit gets on my nerves so I avoid al interracial sites and photo shoots and movies altogether. I was really disappointed when I saw Alexis May (she is my favorite) do a scene wfor shaft.uncovered...

[McRocket]

For one I'm only attracted physically to my own race (white/calcasian)

I do not know you personally. So I cannot know for certain. But based on the above excerpt from your post you may be more racist then you think.

For you to type the above excerpt, you would have to know every single woman in the world who is not of your race. And since you obviously do not, then what you are typing (in essence) is that there is no way you could be attracted to someone who is not your own race - no matter what she looks like.
That sounds awfully close to a racist attitude to me.

I am not trying to pick a fight with you. Just making an observation.

On the other hand, I am not trying not to pick a fight with you either, because I HATE racism. Though it doesn't read like you mean it viciously. You just sound ignorant.

And btw, I am a white guy.

Have a nice day.

[britlover]

I do not know you personally. So I cannot know for certain. But based on the above excerpt from your post you may be more racist then you think.

For you to type the above excerpt, you would have to know every single woman in the world who is not of your race. And since you obviously do not, then what you are typing (in essence) is that there is no way you could be attracted to someone who is not your own race - no matter what she looks like.
That sounds awfully close to a racist attitude to me.

I am not trying to pick a fight with you. Just making an observation.

On the other hand, I am not trying not to pick a fight with you either, because I HATE racism. Though it doesn't read like you mean it viciously. You just sound ignorant.

And btw, I am a white guy.

Have a nice day.

I don't wanna hi-jack this thread and turn it into a WHOLE other discussion, but again, like I said, I get accused. And it's understandable.

But again, listen to the non-vicious way I said it. I never make derogetory remarks, and I don't say or believe in Racial epathetics (bad racist words) from *any* group, rather it's usmajorities or minorities.

I'm also not lookin' for a fight. I'm just saying that people like you aren't listening to a lot of us correcty when we say we're not Racist but we're not attracted to other races perdominantly. I just don't like certain hair types and skin tones and over all looks, ect. It is nothing to do with being a closeted biggot as you might think. Also I just can't help that I'm not attracted perdominately to other races. Don't look into it too deeply.

Just think of it the way some aren't attracted to some body types, I'm not attracted to non-Whites. I can't help what I am attracted to. At least I admit it unlike many people, I think.

I you have anything more to say just say it in a PM in an intelligent way. I don't wanna get accused of high-jacking this great thread ...

[McRocket]

I don't wanna hi-jack this thread and turn it into a WHOLE other discussion, but again, like I said, I get accused. And it's understandable.

But again, listen to the non-vicious way I said it. I never make derogetory remarks, and I don't say or believe in Racial epathetics (bad racist words) from *any* group, rather it's usmajorities or minorities.

I'm also not lookin' for a fight. I'm just saying that people like you aren't listening to a lot of us correcty when we say we're not Racist but we're not attracted to other races perdominantly. I just don't like certain hair types and skin tones and over all looks, ect. It is nothing to do with being a closeted biggot as you might think. Also I just can't help that I'm not attracted perdominately to other races. Don't look into it too deeply.

Just think of it the way some aren't attracted to some body types, I'm not attracted to non-Whites. I can't help what I am attracted to. At least I admit it unlike many people, I think.

I you have anything more to say just say it in a PM in an intelligent way. I don't wanna get accused of high-jacking this great thread ...

Don't look into it too deeply?

You typed 'For one I'm only attracted physically to my own race (white/calcasian)...'. That means you find every other race unattractive even though you have seen but a tiny fraction of them.

That is racist, in my book. Maybe not 'viciously' racist. But racist nonetheless.

I will discuss it all you want in pm.
But do not expect the conversation to be intelligent on my part - as you requested/ordered.
I will try. However, I find it somewhat difficult to remain 'intelligent' when discussing such matters of extreme ignorance, such as racism.

But I will cease from mentioning it again in this thread provided you do likewise.

As you typed, I wouldn't want to hijack it.

[pathetic wanker]

I haven't read all of these, but I haven't seen anyone say that they get turned off when a girl throws up all over herself during a blow job... am I the only one?

[jamrak]

can anybody quote something from that "Dirty Sanchez"? I do not know who is it. It is curious to know details. But I do not want to watch movies for that.
Is it something really remarkable and provocative? or just stupid? rude? need some examples. thanks in advance

[McNab]

I was watching a Canadian DVD were 2 guys DP this chick, everything's going well until one of them says, "Dude I can feel you in there!"

That killed the moment.

[McNab]

can anybody quote something from that "Dirty Sanchez"? I do not know who is it. It is curious to know details. But I do not want to watch movies for that.
Is it something really remarkable and provocative? or just stupid? rude? need some examples. thanks in advance


Here's a few quotes, aren't Dirty Sanchez from Wales?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380105/quotes

[shayd]

Do you consider choking as violence? You know,the Briana Banks type of thing.

Choking isn't exactly my cup of tea, but I can tolerate some very mild cases. I don't know, I just like to see the girl enjoying herself and exuding that. :2 cents:

[britlover]

Here's a few quotes, aren't Dirty Sanchez from Wales?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380105/quotes

McNab:

He is the knob from the Bang Bros.com sites who is normally the videographer/camera man and who instructs as much as possible, and narrates the action. He is considered VERY annoying and generaly kills the mood of some other wise decent sites.

Hope I helped ...

[squallumz]

that fat guy on oral consumption 7 i think. the one with the star of david on his arm. gross-a-rama.

[youngmoney]

girls lickin male ass

ugh

thats gay

[McNab]

McNab:

He is the knob from the Bang Bros.com sites who is normally the videographer/camera man and who instructs as much as possible, and narrates the action. He is considered VERY annoying and generaly kills the mood of some other wise decent sites.

Hope I helped ...

Oops
:dunno:

[szotwang]

cum gargling (sp?)

[Abe North]

When a guy is fucking a girl and he slaps her face or grabs her neck and sticks his fingers in her mouth.
Yeah, why do they do that? That is big turn off for me. Especially when it's the four-fingers-knuckle-deep thing.

[marrailthars]

Babes moaning.

[YMIHERE]

When the movies over.

[McNab]

When some Euro guy starts talking: Ya suck me you fucking whore, ya! Ya! Suck my cock, ya! I want to fuck you in the ass, ya! Sit on my dick, ya!

Some Euro girls: You vant me to fuck you, ya! I vill sit on your cock, ya, ya!

Who teaches them English? A Tourette's sufferer?

[hedonis]

girls lickin male ass

ugh

thats gay

A GIRL licking a GUY's ass.... that's somehow, gay?

All righty. You and I have different versions of gay, then. :dunno:

H

[squallumz]

call me crazy but i dont care for seeing reverse cowgirl. it doesnt turn me off, but it doesnt do much for me.

[jamrak]

britlover, thanks for info about sanchez. though it still remains little bit mysterious, how can he became such a celebrity by just talking shit behind the camera :1orglaugh

about interracial sex:
I do not like scenes where black guys humiliate white girls, it looks like inferiority complex. though sometimes it is clearly done for fun, with obvious exaggeration. it even makes me laugh, but that is not what I expect from porn ;) I saw a movie fragment which was called "white slaves" or smth like that, where a black guy was in the bed with white girl, in the morning, and he was waking her up by saying "hey, slave, wake up, suck my dick" and pushing her shoulder. it was more absurd, stupid and ridiculos than offensive to me. But I understand, that some more sensible people might be deeply offended by that, and it can be a push fore them to become more racist.
But I have nothing against black guys in quality porn, like DDF prod (like in that set http://1.magicteapot.com/i/?058255900ate133.jpg )

Some people in this thread said that they do not like to notice any existance of a guy in a hardcore scene, but I do not think that it is quite fair. I am also not fond of watching guys face while a girl is sucking his dick, but since the scene is hardcore, it means that boy participate in action too, and for me it is someway important how he looks. I have no sexual desire to men, but I some types of guys are obviously more tearing away and irritating than other. Guy in porn is important from the point of being as less annoying as possible. So for me it is better to watch a brawny black man with fat dick fucking beautiful girl, than some fat and hairy white man (sorry for all Ron Jeremy lovers), or any kind of an old man, or some skinny teenager-look-alike's with pimples (which is kinda trademark of russian porn) - it is aesthetically awful, and that can spoil the whole impression of the scene, so let it better be a good-looking guy with good body, does not matter what color is his skin.

[Bigoldowls]

Men who fish-hook the women, slap the women's faces, grab the women's throats and generally rough the women about. I hate all of this :mad:

Also, the latent homo-eroticism between the male performers. Two oiled-up, greasy-haired "proper geezer's" who spend about 75% of the film indulging in manly male "bonding" scenes! In these films the women are just peripheral guests! You might be lucky and get to see an occasional shot of the women's back or arm - otherwise it's all about us worshipping the bodies and cocks of the oh-so butch male duckees - sorry performers!

[Paparmane]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=144746

[ckjedi66]

When a scene is getting hot and heavy and you can see the girl is really into it, then they cut to show the dude's idiotic facial expression, usually a big dumb smile or something stupid like that, god who gives a shit!!!!

[D-rock]

A GIRL licking a GUY's ass.... that's somehow, gay?

All righty. You and I have different versions of gay, then. :dunno:


I don't think it's gay, but he does have a point in that it's not something that turns me on. :1orglaugh

[Xilo Z]

Electro shock therapy

actually that reminds me, brutal violence in porn turns me off.

[hedonis]

I don't think it's gay, but he does have a point in that it's not something that turns me on. :1orglaugh

Well, sure- it's kind of a mood killer for me, too, but I found it kinda silly to call a woman licking a man's ass to be gay. :rolleyes:

H

[McRocket]

Well, sure- it's kind of a mood killer for me, too, but I found it kinda silly to call a woman licking a man's ass to be gay. :rolleyes:

H
He may mean 'gay'; in a different sense. My niece (who is 19) often uses the term 'Oh, that's gay,' in reference to something that is not cool or is stupid.

Actually, I remember back in first year high school mid, late 70's when people I knew used gay to mean the same thing as my niece does now.

[hedonis]

He may mean 'gay'; in a different sense. My niece (who is 19) often uses the term 'Oh, that's gay,' in reference to something that is not cool or is stupid.

Actually, I remember back in first year high school mid, late 70's when people I knew used gay to mean the same thing as my niece does now.

I'd thought of that too, but if he's going to use the word, he'd better expect some flack for it. :wave2: I've seen people get skewered in here for tossing around the word "gay".

I was always partial to "ghey" when using it to describe stupid or nonsensical things.

H

[McRocket]

I'd thought of that too, but if he's going to use the word, he'd better expect some flack for it. :wave2: I've seen people get skewered in here for tossing around the word "gay".

I was always partial to "ghey" when using it to describe stupid or nonsensical things.

H


There you go youngmoney. If you are going to use gay in the way I described and not want to get flack around here - spell it 'ghey'.

'Sometimes this board is just so 'ghey.'

I like it.
I don't love it.
But I like it.:)

[hedonis]

There you go youngmoney. If you are going to use gay in the way I described and not want to get flack around here - spell it 'ghey'.

'Sometimes this board is just so 'ghey.'

I like it.
I don't love it.
But I like it.:)

It's so.... super! :nanner:


ANd now.... back to things that turn us off instantly- like girls licking hairy man ass.....


H

[Clarkie25]

the abuse of fine french pastry. deal breaker for me. also when the video cuts out for some reason and leads into 20 minutes of Good Times.

[lentilhead]

:1orglaugh Fuck, I didn't even notice that he wrote that :1orglaugh


anyone got an example of said nose sex?

[Dick Pound]

When a chick's sucking cock and she gags, I was watching a movie once where this one woman was like, "reehhh! Reeehhh!" It was a huge turn-off but absolutely hilarious at the same time. But mostly a turn-off.

Also really obvious fake tits where you can see creases from the bags underneath the skin, ew.

[youngmoney]

It's so.... super! :nanner:


ANd now.... back to things that turn us off instantly- like girls licking hairy man ass.....


H

i agree...doesnt seem very str8 to me

[hedonis]

i agree...doesnt seem very str8 to me

I think you misunderstood me- I don't think girls licking man ass is gay at all- it's a girl and a guy. But- it is kind of a turn off in porn.

H

[GiannaIsMyGod]

This might sound like a weird one but i hate when girls have dirty feet, not just disgusting.

Also when the guy is being a jerk to the girls that's is a turn off, like that guy on meatholes, he's a prick, thats just not necessary.

[McNab]

This isn't a turn off, but it's funny: when the chick looks at the guy with utter HATE on her face, it cracks me up everytime.

[elcu]

This might sound like a weird one but i hate when girls have dirty feet, not just disgusting.

Not weird at all. I have a foot fetish yet I don't like dirty feet either - though most of the dirty feet vids/pics I have seen usually have ugly feet so that's probably a factor also. If Sophie Moone decided to dirty hers up I might take a second look.

[The perfect 1]

A thing that turns me off is a fat girl. ( No offense ). Its just that looks disgusting!

[alexios]

Prolonged visual exposure to another man's cock.

[McNab]

When two hot girls get together and one rubs the others pussy, then the other gets out a toy, they come and the scene ends without either chick eating pussy.

[shayd]

That bastard behind the camera of the "Midnight Prowl" videos. Seriously the porn world needs to start hiring cameramen who shut up and do their jobs. All that talking kills it!

[pathfinder]

whatever I said here (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=114060)

Gagging
Piercings
Tattoos on breasts or excessive tattoos
gagging
skanky fingers nails

[McNab]

Bruises.

[elcu]

That bastard behind the camera of the "Midnight Prowl" videos. Seriously the porn world needs to start hiring cameramen who shut up and do their jobs. All that talking kills it!

The whole crew turns me off.

A few of us were talking about it in the Drew Butterfly thread:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=1492187#post1492187

[Soardfish]

It may not have much to do with the sex, but if a girl doesn't have a good looking face, forget it. I can't stand a chick with a smoking body and then she looks like the grinch in the face.

[anomaly]

So would you prefer to have a fake storyline, with a fake scenario, and horrible acting? Im asking seriously. What is it that is so much better about non gonzo for you?

I was wondering the same thing.:thumbsup:

[slikpulla152]

realitykings.com

milfhunter
roundandbrown
bignaturals etc... some of the lamest people i've ever seen.

And at the end, MilfHunter never fails to show the dudes' fucking stupid ass reaction and then the camera man just has to talk to the guy and make some silly ass comments. They might show the girl or it will fade to black.

[coors]

Ron Jeremy.
Bad skin.
Bruises.
Dudes in general, especially mean dudes.
Rough shit, force.
Noisy, wet, sloppy spit-drooling BJs.

[shayd]

A guy who thrusts his junk down a girl's throat until she coughs and gags. Fuck that ruins it for me, and it just makes the male seems like an ass to me. :2 cents:

[BeatSauce]

-Showing the dudes face, especailly before a bust scene or something. Peter North movies love to do this. I dont want to see the dorks fucking face nasty face moaning!

- An un-circumsized dick is barf-o-matic. Chicks do some wild shit in porn, but I dont know how they deal with that nasty frumunda sack of limp skin barf crap.

[gmaxman1212]

the good looking star with an ugly partner

[meesterperfect]

posts implying castration that just won't fade away.

[zell]

When girls drink cum(especially multiple loads)out of a glass or suck it up with a straw.:pukey:

[slikpulla152]

When girls drink cum(especially multiple loads)out of a glass or suck it up with a straw.:pukey:

can't stand that either :pukey:

[shayd]

can't stand that either :pukey:

Make that three people.

[sterobbo01]

Got to be fisting, horrible!

[McNab]

Anal fisting (smelly hands!)

[britlover]

Men going down on women, while I know it quite obviously gives them pleasure, does nothing for me. Also when the cameraman in the Gonzo genre ones, breaks his 3rd wall part and talks too much and grobes the woman's tits and tries to finger her mouth (also a major no-no), ass and pussy, ect. A total turn off that makes me wanna FF ...

[britlover]

I wanted to add, and keep in mind I'm pretty politically incorrect, but when I see the usual (I mean it's pretty much the norm now) Metrosexual men shaving "down there" (read: they're pubes and balls) to be cleaner and to (as I've heard, anyway) make they're cocks appear bigger, it strangely gets to me. Why on Earth do guys do that? Why attract attention to themselves? They should pick guys who stand out as little as possible. It's like having too many shots of hairy man ass (and hey like most men I got one too, baby) in front of the camera, fucking away, for far too long during the duration of the scene. It get's on my last fucking nerve and makes me wanna download another scene or hit the Chapter Search button on my DVD remote.

I also hate cum-dodgeing. Honestly, what is it with some of these laughable stars who want to supposedly "Save something for the bedroom with my hubby". It's like "Ah, honey---what the fuck???". Honestly, practically do it all, or else maybe this profession isn't for you, sweetie. I can understand some not doing Anal, cause I don't even like it, and it can be painful I know, but if they're having sex without a rubber and letting them stick it in, and it's with a good, clean guy they're used to working with (Tom Byron, Mark Davis or whoever), then I don't get why some avoid the cum swallowing or the Facials all together. I assume it's a taste thing.

A friend of mine of the IMDB said that on her site, classicly beautiful French siren Rebecca Lord only has some old videos, like 4 for sale in which she doesn't use condons and allows the guy to finish on her face, but no swallowing. She says it's a health concern. And the videos are all over like 60$. She must be very rich now, or just very daft. It's a thin line.

There hasn't been too many posts in here in a while. I never would have figured this thread would have died since we all have things that are pet peeves for us in our veloved porn ...

[Writers Block]

I think that mines is like most peoples, its mean there is a good scene going on for a while and I'm really getting into it and then the instantly cut to the mans face as he's about to cum. It just straight up ruins it for me, cause I don't want to be pumping away to a guy

[DarkDeer]

1)Hairy pussy/ass/legs ( and sometimes arms, when very hairy )...shit, no hairy women. A bit of hair it's ok, trimmed it's ok, but when I see all those hair on a pussy or ass...
2)Anything involving a chick playing with a male ass is shit.
3)Girls saying "your cock" every 5 seconds. Annoying.

[TommyD]

pretty much anything guys like ttboy do: choking the girl, and slapping her during sex, etc.

That and bleeding assholes. Ugh!

[hedonis]

I found a new one... and it's right in there with all the other disrespectful shit in the modern porn.

I discovered I really hate it when a girl is sucking a guy off, deep throating him, and he decides he just has to pinch her nose shut.

:wtf:

H

[dondon802003]

overdone moaning
too many low angle shots
fake nails

[jamrak]

Agree about nose pinch.. Idiotic practice!

[Facetious]

Squatting & Pee'in

Ugly dangling plastic "jewelry"

Butt eaters

[Darkcowboy]

PPP

Pee.puke.poo.

[McNab]

During a BJ, the camera goes between the guys legs and tilts up, terrible angle.

OTT spanking.

Overlong interviews with the girls prior to the scene, just get on with it!

[sterobbo01]

This was posted in my thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=153879 and instantly put me off!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Partial_Unbirthing

[britlover]

This was posted in my thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=153879 and instantly put me off!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Partial_Unbirthing

Wow, Sterobbo, who is the aubern/redhead with the perk rack in your avatar ? I'm stunned right now ...

[Parallax43]

My list shouldnt be much different than many seen. I hate the abusive/humiliation stuff. Yeah I know she volunteered for it but sometimes you just want to jump through the screen and beat the shit out of this guy getting his jollies by face slapping or gagging a girl, especialy when its obvious he's pushed her too far but continues anyway.

Some of the outfits are truly turnoffs for me as well, particularly the school girl types. Just cant get turned on by child porn fantasies acted out. Turning sound off usualy takes care of the bad lines or fake moaning when its done very poorly.

Other things would be rediculously overdone tit jobs, lip jobs, and lip liner that looks like it was applied by a clown.

Lastly, the grossly overused term "MILF". Its become a painfully annoying cliche thats used more now just to decribe age. You wonder if some of the guys throwing it around to sound cool actualy know what it means.

[britlover]

I wanted to add that too much of a sloppy blow-job is never really a good thing, in my opinion.

I was watching some recently, and dammit, do overly sloppy, goofy noise'd blow-jobs ever get on my last nerves. Women spitting on the cock, making the fart like sounds, and such, ect. Just not sexy in the way they might think ...

[silent_blue]

Over the top raunchiness - girls or guys with obviously fake expressions of being turned on.

Focusing on a guys face when he is cumming.

Girls with too much make up, fake boobs, fake nails, over done hair, and plastic surgery produced faces.

Guys who seem to have spent all their time in the gym and eating steroids - yuck! Seriously, give me a cuddly 50 year old man any day before them.

Mel

[jollyjoker]

If they try to create a "porn-Godard" film: short scenes, quick changes between black and colour, explanations why the film was made in this special way,
I hate anal and double penetration (as it was said already: its terrible if you see the pain in the girls face),
cum drinking ( I could vomit if I see it),
pimples on the ass and the camera is zooming,
all things obviously hurting (fingers in the mouse, deep throats): I´m not in bdsm .
Actors with black rotten teeth,
gigantic balls instead of tits.

[hedonis]

Lastly, the grossly overused term "MILF". Its become a painfully annoying cliche thats used more now just to decribe age. You wonder if some of the guys throwing it around to sound cool actualy know what it means.


YES! Kind of like several years ago when everything was "Teen". 30 year old women were being shoved at us as "teens". :dunno:

I found another one though. I discovered this with a video I was watching the other day. When the woman drinks cum through a funnel, from a wine glass, off the floor, from a dog dish, or anything else where there's a lot of it, that makes me ill.

Especially off the floor, table, etc.

H

[senob44]

YES! Kind of like several years ago when everything was "Teen". 30 year old women were being shoved at us as "teens". :dunno:

I found another one though. I discovered this with a video I was watching the other day. When the woman drinks cum through a funnel, from a wine glass, off the floor, from a dog dish, or anything else where there's a lot of it, that makes me ill.

Especially off the floor, table, etc.

H
What about the teen MILF, Teagan Presley! If the terms did not strictly coincide, it was awfully close. All kidding aside, though, she's one of my favorites.
I have to agree that cum drinking is really a turn-off. Anytime there is cum deliberately collected and then consumed....Eww.

[hedonis]

I once briefly owned a gangbang video where they were having the woman drink cum out of a condom. Yuck.

H

[senob44]

I once briefly owned a gangbang video where they were having the woman drink cum out of a condom. Yuck.

H

And all our well-meaning authority figures promoting the use of safe sex and condoms....see what it can lead to?!?!?! I would have just as briefly owned that video, my friend.

[MikeyK]

I hate when I watch a porn and the guy is uncut. I can't watch a chick blow an uncut penis.

[biscuit]

I'm not gay , but I dont mind seeing cock in porn. The biggest EVER turn off, is when the guy keeps talking and wont stop. The sound of a manly voice when im whacking away is more then I can bear. I usually have to mute the porn which means I miss out on the girl talking/screaming/slurping which is a shame. But yeah the male talking should be banned on all porn

[MikeyK]

I'm not gay , but I dont mind seeing cock in porn. The biggest EVER turn off, is when the guy keeps talking and wont stop. The sound of a manly voice when im whacking away is more then I can bear. I usually have to mute the porn which means I miss out on the girl talking/screaming/slurping which is a shame. But yeah the male talking should be banned on all porn

DROPIN LOADS

[senob44]

I hate when I watch a porn and the guy is uncut. I can't watch a chick blow an uncut penis.

I agree. I don't want to see any uncircumcised penises in my porn.

[Christmas_Ape]

I agree. I don't want to see any uncircumcised penises in my porn.

Luckily there's only 3 guys in porn who are uncircumcised.

[senob44]

Luckily there's only 3 guys in porn who are uncircumcised.

Yes, Larry Flapflesh, Bruce Tiphider and Okeafor Skeen.

[Christmas_Ape]

Yes, Larry Flapflesh, Bruce Tiphider and Okeafor Skeen.

LOL Post of the week!



Hey, when's that starting back up again? Cause it's posting season, and I got a hankerin' for some posterin'.

[hedonis]

I'm not gay , but I dont mind seeing cock in porn. The biggest EVER turn off, is when the guy keeps talking and wont stop. The sound of a manly voice when im whacking away is more then I can bear. I usually have to mute the porn which means I miss out on the girl talking/screaming/slurping which is a shame. But yeah the male talking should be banned on all porn

Agreed- these new videos where there's some sex going on in the background while some fucking dipstick talks non-stop. Aside from the fact that these are usually the same vids that feature gaping, spitting, choking, slapping, "Gonzo" and other things I don't like, the talking monkeys are annoying.

H

[senob44]

Agreed- these new videos where there's some sex going on in the background while some fucking dipstick talks non-stop. Aside from the fact that these are usually the same vids that feature gaping, spitting, choking, slapping, "Gonzo" and other things I don't like, the talking monkeys are annoying.

H

I agree. It's almost like a movement to degrade the women and make the guys the stars of porn. IMO it started with Max Hardcore. And now that bastard has had to get even more depraved to distance himself from these camera-hogging, woman-degrading jerks.

[anomaly]

Porn that does not put the emphasis on women. It seems as if we living the dick era of porn. I do care how big the dick is on the guy in the scene. I want them to show the woman's goods before the introduce the man into the scene. Like most men I do not care who the guy is.

[britlover]

Porn that does not put the emphasis on women. It seems as if we living the dick era of porn. I do care how big the dick is on the guy in the scene. I want them to show the woman's goods before the introduce the man into the scene. Like most men I do not care who the guy is.

A-fucking-Men. I also hate the Misogynist jerks. Max Hardcore from what I've seen is of course a legendary, trashy bastard who doesn't need anymore money, but I also dispise Rocco Siffredi (basically the European/Italian Max Hardcore). I've seen two infamous scenes with him belitteing women and power-fucking them as he shoves they're heads into toilets. Blah, Ew, and double fucking Gross. He might have a long ways to go before all the throat gagging and slapping and internal/vaginal bleeding cause by someone like Max to be a replacement for biggest Pig/Misogynist in the adult film world, but he is close.

I also chould care less about this new "Worshipping of the Cock" era, as it would seen in porn. I chould, also myself, care less if the guy is un-circumsiced or not. I don't really see how that matters but to each they're own, because there is plenty that I hate and loathe that is eat up by the general more extreme crowd that I wont go near of ever download.

Anyone see a full Facial Abuse episode ? Damn. That one with the poor short-haired girl from Argentina nearly made me sick; physically. Damn I felt sorry for her as they were spitting in her fae and cumming down her crying cheek'd face, and she was saying stuff like "I have sperms in my eye" and they spit on her face again. I chouldn't turn away. That was when I first discovered them and downloaded one of they're episodes last year cause I saw Alexis May's and I'm such a huge lover of her's. I'm never even gonna try to mention them again.

Porn shouldn't be like that. It shouldn't nearly make you physically sick. It should be a great fantasy product that helps you get a sexual release or provides a good fantasy.

Concerning more of the uncut talk: I know Mark Davis is still (infamously?) un-circumsized, last time I saw him I was lookin' at some Gianna Michaels videos on here, and he was fuckin' her plus some other hot English chick. Also Rocco was for a while, but he took some time off from working as he got circumsized a few years back. It's on his Wikipedia.org page. I guess it's up to the women to decide who they wanna work with ...

[sterobbo01]

Spitting in girls mouths, hate it!!!!

[hedonis]

Spitting in girls mouths, hate it!!!!

Definitely a turn off.

h

[senob44]

Spitting in girls mouths, hate it!!!!

Agree with you guys. That's a real classless, Max HC-type thing to do.

[sterobbo01]

^^Nearly as bad as hitting and strangling girls of porn!!!!!!

[britlover]

^^Nearly as bad as hitting and strangling girls of porn!!!!!!

I fully agree with you, Sterobbo.

Also, who is that nice ginger haired las with the perfect tits in your avatar ? ...

[hedonis]

I fully agree with you, Sterobbo.

Also, who is that nice ginger haired las with the perfect tits in your avatar ? ...

Shay Laren

[MikeyK]

I have just figured out the thing I hate most. I HATE when the male porn stars try to act cool in porn. The guy in straight porn should just be good at his job and not draw too much attention to himself. It pisses me off so much it usually ruins the porn for me.

[anomaly]

A-fucking-Men. I also hate the Misogynist jerks. Max Hardcore from what I've seen is of course a legendary, trashy bastard who doesn't need anymore money, but I also dispise Rocco Siffredi (basically the European/Italian Max Hardcore). I've seen two infamous scenes with him belitteing women and power-fucking them as he shoves they're heads into toilets. Blah, Ew, and double fucking Gross. He might have a long ways to go before all the throat gagging and slapping and internal/vaginal bleeding cause by someone like Max to be a replacement for biggest Pig/Misogynist in the adult film world, but he is close.

I also chould care less about this new "Worshipping of the Cock" era, as it would seen in porn. I chould, also myself, care less if the guy is un-circumsiced or not. I don't really see how that matters but to each they're own, because there is plenty that I hate and loathe that is eat up by the general more extreme crowd that I wont go near of ever download.

Anyone see a full Facial Abuse episode ? Damn. That one with the poor short-haired girl from Argentina nearly made me sick; physically. Damn I felt sorry for her as they were spitting in her fae and cumming down her crying cheek'd face, and she was saying stuff like "I have sperms in my eye" and they spit on her face again. I chouldn't turn away. That was when I first discovered them and downloaded one of they're episodes last year cause I saw Alexis May's and I'm such a huge lover of her's. I'm never even gonna try to mention them again.

Porn shouldn't be like that. It shouldn't nearly make you physically sick. It should be a great fantasy product that helps you get a sexual release or provides a good fantasy.

Concerning more of the uncut talk: I know Mark Davis is still (infamously?) un-circumsized, last time I saw him I was lookin' at some Gianna Michaels videos on here, and he was fuckin' her plus some other hot English chick. Also Rocco was for a while, but he took some time off from working as he got circumsized a few years back. It's on his Wikipedia.org page. I guess it's up to the women to decide who they wanna work with ...

I hate all those things too. Porn should not be about belittling, degrading or some kind forced act upon women. That is why I like porn from the 80's and 90's. Porn was all about fun and enjoyment. :)

[Artimus]

Here's one thing:

Girls performing in ridiculous outfits and fashion accessories - thick-soled stripper shoes, fishnet stockings, and spikey heeled boots - when it would be more practical to take it off.

[Shadiac]

1) Pussy licking
2) Ass fingering

[Shower Scene]

Actually I dont really like lesbians that much, I especially dont like pussy licking or ass licking, or anything that is too "revealing" (as in a chick spreading her pussy apart, or extreme close ups)

I also hate animal sex, oversized boobs and nipples, pissing, extremely hairy pussy (I dont mind a lil bit of hair, but not alot), fat ladies, unrealistic sex (hentai), old ladies, ebony, and alot of other stuff.

Yes... I am very picky with my porn

[McNab]

Here's one thing:

Girls performing in ridiculous outfits and fashion accessories - thick-soled stripper shoes, fishnet stockings, and spikey heeled boots - when it would be more practical to take it off.


In the Fishnets series, there's a couple of minutes where we see the girls put this crap on, and as soon as the guy appears he just yanks it off pronto, so what's the point in seeing it put on:confused:

I know girls licking guys asses is bad enough, but I just saw Zuleidy licking some hairy Euro guys ass, that utterly killed the moment.

[Mr Misery]

Platform heelz. FUGLY.

[hedonis]

Platform heelz. FUGLY.

Oh, women in porn wear shoes? I never noticed... :D

H

[om3ga]

German Goo Girls (GGG)
Mistreating women

[sbkkk]

Lesbian
Girl sucking her partner fingers
deepthroat
Pregnant
Bukkake
old girl
Bondage
Girl drinking the sperm she got in her
Girl tasting her own pussy juice
fat girl
strap-on
gonzo sometime. to much if this rigth now
extremely HUGES tits
amateur porn who got a cheap camera

[senob44]

Here's one thing:

Girls performing in ridiculous outfits and fashion accessories - thick-soled stripper shoes, fishnet stockings, and spikey heeled boots - when it would be more practical to take it off.

Yeah we really want to see girls stop and right in the middle of the porn take off these sexy accessories. I think most guys don't want practical sex thank you very much.

[dave_rhino]

Lesbian
Girl sucking her partner fingers
deepthroat
Pregnant
Bukkake
old girl
Bondage
Girl drinking the sperm she got in her
Girl tasting her own pussy juice
fat girl
strap-on
gonzo sometime. to much if this rigth now
extremely HUGES tits
amateur porn who got a cheap camera


Just out of curiosity, what doesn't turn you off in porn?

[senob44]

Just out of curiosity, what doesn't turn you off in porn?

Piss and scat apparently. :1orglaugh

[sbkkk]

Piss and scat apparently. :1orglaugh

dont tell my mom ok

[senob44]

dont tell my mom ok

OK, deal my friend.

[gt rider]

1. Anal
2. More then 1 guy
3. Ebony
4. Hairy pussy
5. Seeing the guy's face and only that

[thorsif]

Spitting
Hairy Pussy
Fat
Spotty Ass's
Ugly Chicks

[hedonis]

Spitting
Hairy Pussy
Fat
Spotty Ass's
Ugly Chicks

You should combine a couple of those:

Spitting hairy pussy, and Fat spotty asses. Those would be frightening. :eek:

H

[Member2019]

IStick it back where it's intended and just F!CKING CUM! DAMN! I'll take a creampie over a facial ANY DAY. I totally can't stand facials, would much rather it elsewhere on the body.

In general, I want the guy to "not pull out" of her bust, mouth, vagina, etc...
I want to see that pumping until the end, every last drop stimulated and "pulled out."
I don't need to see the cock or the "flying jet" of cum, just seeing that cum "mound up" in her breasts, out of her mouth, out of her pussy.

I wish more off-stage couples were doing it on-stage, like Paula Price, Kelly Madison and others.
Nothing held back, even if it's not a creampie, it's real lust, real heavy sex, lots of cum flying out.
I loved Paula and Eric Price when they did it, especially his "pull-out fountain" at the last second with her reverse cowgirl, all over her pubic hair.

[senob44]

...Spitting hairy pussy...
H
Is that anything like a spitting cobra?!

[hedonis]

Yes, but waaaaay more venemous.

H

[Artimus]

Yeah we really want to see girls stop and right in the middle of the porn take off these sexy accessories. I think most guys don't want practical sex thank you very much.

I don't want practical sex either. If I did, I'd only watch porn where all the scenes consisted of mish and lasted less than 5 minutes.

What I'm saying (IMO) is, if you're doing a 30 minute DP scene it's just not practical to keep the thigh-high, spiky heeled, PVC boots on.

[senob44]

What I'm saying (IMO) is, if you're doing a 30 minute DP scene it's just not practical to keep the thigh-high, spiky heeled, PVC boots on.

I just think it is sexier with them on. I guess it's a matter of opinion. I'd rather see a girl's feet in any type of sexy shoe or boot rather than see them bare. I don't really think of what's practical and what's not.

[elcu]

I totally can't stand facials, would much rather it elsewhere on the body.

You must skip the cumshots in a lot of porn then. Facials seem to be the preferred finish.



I wish more off-stage couples were doing it on-stage, like Paula Price, Kelly Madison and others.
Nothing held back, even if it's not a creampie, it's real lust, real heavy sex, lots of cum flying out.


:thumbsup: I searched for porn-star couples for this very reason. You put it perfectly - real lust is what we need.

[lucky4]

cum dodgers

[MikeyK]

I'm ok with facials as long as the cum doesn't get above their nose. I like the cum shot around the mouth, cheeks, chin and neck.

[KalasHusband]

Other than the fact that I'm not having sex with the beautiful woman instead of the guy... I hate the annoying camera men that ask them questions like it's a reality TV show. If we wanted to watch something where we wanted to know where they're from and their age then we'd watch American Idol or something.

[senob44]

I'm ok with facials as long as the cum doesn't get above their nose. I like the cum shot around the mouth, cheeks, chin and neck.

It just occurred to me that I am very much like that too, but never really thought about it.

[Johnson1]

-Really obvious tan lines
-hairy pussy
-HUGE boobs(like anything over a DD)
-Gaping ass hole

[Blink]

Anal sex. In fact, I'm turned off instantly if I find out that a woman has ever engaged in it.
Mutilation of any other body part (bondage that goes too far).
Scat, piss, blood, etc.
Mature women.
Pubic hair.

I used to be turned off instantly by other things too:

Any tattoo, any piercing, a bearably ugly face, dirty talk (muted), MILFs, fake breasts, labial "roast beef," pregnancy, a guy's anus being licked (skipped), and light chunkiness.

Those are no longer deal-breakers, though. The prevalence of anal sex is causing me to set aside most other peeves...

[Facial_King]

I don't like the ridiculous, distasteful (or worse) stuff where the intended GOAL is to shoot cum in the girl's eyes. Lame. That said, jizz dripping elegantly off eyebrows and eyelashes can truly be a thing of beauty!

I also don't like to see flies buzzing around. I've seen a few too many scenes - surprisingly high-budget - where there are flies on the girl's ass as the guy's prick is ramming her. Nasty, and not in the good way.

Hate any of the simulated rape shit, or the "I hate women and they should be made to suffer" crap....

[mrsinner]

Here is my own personal list of things they should not do in porno movies:

1) Showing prolonged shots of the guy's face/ass/balls. Not the reason I rented this, thank you!

2) Showing two one-on-one sex scenes, then switching back and forth throughout them. Just when I start to get into one scene, it switches to the other!

3) Guys dressed as clowns/aliens etc, or cracking jokes during the sex act. Comedy's great. Porn is great. Comedic porn almost never works, unless the jokes are made between the scenes rather than during them.

4) Sex scenes in which it's part of the plot that the woman not enjoy the sex. Just work it into the dialogue, guys.

What are some of your pet peeves?

[Paraniod]

Guys slapping the women round the face.

[McNab]

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