Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[sdj374]

When the girl speaks and she is obviously dumb or just looks like a complete airhead. I wont mention any names, but there is a girl that is popular on this forum that has that "the lights are on but nobody's home" expression at all times. It's a real turnoff

[seanbuzzcock]

small tits or no tits at all

[TwatDetective]

I'll addition:

Small breasts.

Labia that could safely glide down a 747.

[howelljd2012]

i hate it when girls try to hard and moan or scream!!!!!

[D-rock]

Now that we have over a thousand posts in this thread do you think we could copy all this down and send it to every porn producer out there. There is too much stuff they just never seem to get. :1orglaugh

[BAYAMONXXX]

when the girl starts sucking on the dudes ugly ass feet WTF that shit is fucking nasty.

[amale]

passionate couple making love

http://www.tenmilliongalleries.com/fhg/phl/1349_2/phl_g1349_035.jpg

[placenta]

dopey dorky dooch-bags shooting POV style mumbling stupid things to smoking hot chicks; and you can tell even the chicks are just tolerating the dork for a paycheck. UGHHH! SHUT UP!!! go back to your limp-bizkit cd collection and trim your sideburns!!!

[zfallonz]

Ugly boobs and when they show a close up of the guys face as he looks into the camera.

[Go_getta88]

1. Anal: C'mon that's what the pussy is for, plus pussy gets wet.
2. Feet: Have you seen those foot soakers that when you leave your feet in there for an hour the water turns black? And you wanna put something like that in your mouth?!
3. Bad Plots/Acting: They say those who can't do, teach; and those who can't act, do porn. I have to fast-forward past that shit.
4. Too much cock: If you're gonna waste half the film showing the guy's cock, at least warn people before they buy it.
5. When it's way too obvious the female would only fuck the guy for money: I watch porn with my wife, but I can tell that if she wasn't bi-curious she'd be completely turned off by those prehistoric Ogres that are in half these scenes.
Grand Canyon pussy: When you can tell the guy would have to be ridiculously hung to get the slightest feeling of pleasure, I think it's time that pussy took a vacation or better yet, retire.
6. Cumshot's: Seriously, how many women LIKE getting a face full of cum? And how many guys actually wanna see that, whatever happened to a female swallowing the load? I always skip that part.
7. Golden showers or 2 Girls, 1 Cup-type shit: Never seen it, never will.....

[Demonyx]

1) Animals
2) Pee or poo
3) Extreme close ups of a gaping worn out/bloody anus
4) Nasally douche bangs holding the camera who mumble asinine bullcrap (just shut up and fuck)
5) Lingering close ups of the dudes face
6) Bent, twisted, or folded cocks (that one freak from bang bros has like a hinged cock - freaks me the hell out)
7) Overly hairy chicks
8) Abuse or more than just playful S&M
9) Giant fake boobs
10) Women with short hair

It's not so much that - ooh I'm grossed out by these things (I've worked on farms and for hospitals so I'm no stranger to bodily fluids) - it's that they cause absolutely zero sexual arousal. If it's between consenting adults I'm all for whatever but I just can't get my head around being sexually aroused by a woman pissing on me or some such.

[Danizingo]

yes spot on mate, i hate that so much

Me too! That's about the worst thing...

[GabberMan]

Been here before but seem to be growing out of HC porn. Here's why:

Any of the following:

Spitting
Fisting
Swearing
Slapping
Pissing
Shitting
Implants
Racism (incl. cliched inter-racial themes)
Men and their ridiculous acting
Formulaic sex sequences always ending in cumshots
Crap music
Gagging
Bad make-up
Bad hair
Completely shaven genital zones
Suspiciously high number of East European/South American girls
Cum-swapping
Anal - I've gone right off even looking at it
Cheap film sets
School-girl/teacher simulations (for crying out loud).
Gonzo
Faux lesbian nonsense
Creampies
Bondage
Bukkake

I'm stickng mainly to softcore - sologirls, stripping vids, bikinis, etc.

Having said all that I recently banged one out to Helen Mattheus in pigtails chalking a black board by a swimming pool, and taking it up the butt.

It wasn't a one-off. Later on I banged out another of Jordan Maze taking it up the rear end, with some wacky guitar music dubbed on top.

:hatsoff:

[Lefthook123]

SMILING AND LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!

I don't want to see a woman smiling- I wanna see her either in the throes of ecstasy or with a twisted pained look on her face produced by some serious pounding!!!

[johnnystyro]

BBWs, I fucking hate them.
Girls with the body of an 11 year old boy are not attractive.
Anything with scat or piss doesn't do a thing for me.
Not a fan of boy, boy, girl threesomes.
Interracial is a big turnoff.
Bestiality is just plain awful.
Implied rape, bondage and S&M.
Geriatric porn
pendulous tits.

[sexyarabgirls]

big giant dark nipples (http://www.mikabrown.net) like on this chick

[jackomano]

Too much talking, especially from the guys!
POV's
Fake moans
weak fucking
close up on the guy ( I Hate that shit!)

[mongo18]

Couple of examples of the twins thing:
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_001.shtml
http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/Apple_Twins_004/html/photo_008.shtml
Their parents must be so proud. I don't find that a turn on at all, I find it awkward and uncomfortable.
Also, as was recently mentioned in another thread, girls in posing sets giving the finger. What's that all about?

[walter57]

I don't get the "Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah" over and over again. Also, when the woman orgasms, fake or not, I don't know why so many camera men, professional or amateur, still have the camera zoomed into the action between the legs. Its like wtf dude, we understand what caused the orgasm, how about panning out a bit so that we can see the results.

[Rick2000]

-blowjobs
-anal
-guy cum
-more than one guy
-a fat/ugly guy (no homo, I just find it distracting)
-having the camera zoom in on the guy's ass or face

Nothing about the women could really turn me off. And I actually dig their weird facial expressions and running commentaries, which usually go something like this: "Oh yeah, you're fucking my pussy... Yeah yeah yeah just like that...Unnhh unnhh unnhhhhh fuck!!!"

[bigrod74]

pov (point of view) scenes drive me nuts for some reason can't stand them major turn off.

[feller469]

A cock close-up. I am watching for the woman, not the lucky stiff who is with her.

[EarvGotti]

A cock close-up. I am watching for the woman, not the lucky stiff who is with her.

I agree bro! Also small tits, and stockings. For some reason i hate stockings.

[METAL HEAD]

cam mostly on the guys cock balls and asshole throughout a whole flim !!!

[feller469]

As Bill Hicks would say, we don't want "hairy, bobbing man-ass movies"

Look for his views on porn, especially the definition. Great stuff. Bill is missed.

[Elwood70]

pov (point of view) scenes drive me nuts for some reason can't stand them major turn off.

I like the POV,but here's what I don't like in it:When the guy will not SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! If the whole point of POV is to help the viewer imagine it's him with the girl-not another guy- then why in the blue perpendicular fuck can't they shut the hell up!!I can almost understand a need to have a male voice present,at least in the very beginning as part of a setup,but if it's absolutely necessary,can it least be below the level of the womans' voice?

Fuck that,I want to see a POV without a male voice!!!Damn!!!!!

[Johnson1]

Things that turn me off instantly:
Ugly Girl
Annoying Girl
Camera man who wont shut up
POV

[wayman32]

Instant turn-offs...

- The Cody Lane still-shot scowl.
- Anything Gianna Michaels. Is she trying to break the record for most scenes in history? Damn, take a year off or something and let some new talent get some shine.
- The cocky bastard guy performer attempting to make a slick comment after the cumshot. "Yeah, look at you, you looked like a glazed donut now." Shut the f*ck up. She wouldn't be f*cking you if she wasn't getting paid!
- Lee Stone. If I click on a pic set or vid and he happens to be in it, it's an automatic *F4* for me.
- A meathead performer making a face like a madman, roaring at the top of his longs only to pull out, wack off and produce .0001 grams of semen (see Lee Stone). All that showmanship for a Randy West popshot?

[friendsofmine]

cant stand it when the guy spits on the pussy
total turn off

[IamIronMan]

-High pitched voices on girls
-Annoying guys who should shut the fuck up (Cameramen or performers)
-When there's a shot for about 3 minutes of the dick going in....no thank you.

[Rusty Trombone]

I hate seeing gaping ass, it's gross! I'm not a big fan of the spitting. I don't like fake sounding screaming/moaning. I don't want to hear the guy or cameraman talking the whole damn time. I don't want to see the woman gagging, puking or crying. I hate when hot non-nude or nude models finally decide to do hardcore and find a guy with a tiny cock with red pubes (Tawnee and Callista).

[Hot Mega]

I hate Lesbo scenes when chicks do BJs on dildos...I hate when a chick is ready to cum and they either don't show it or edit it out. I hate when a chick is mugging for the camera during a seen. I know some people dig that but I think it makes the scene look fake and it always seems better when the performers fuck like there is no camera. Finally, when you have a lesbo match up between two chicks you really want to see go at it, the chicks get started and then a guy shows up and ruins an otherwise perfect lesbo pairing.

[britlover]

Instant turn-offs...

- The Cody Lane still-shot scowl.
- Anything Gianna Michaels. Is she trying to break the record for most scenes in history? Damn, take a year off or something and let some new talent get some shine.
- The cocky bastard guy performer attempting to make a slick comment after the cumshot. "Yeah, look at you, you looked like a glazed donut now." Shut the f*ck up. She wouldn't be f*cking you if she wasn't getting paid!
- Lee Stone. If I click on a pic set or vid and he happens to be in it, it's an automatic *F4* for me.
- A meathead performer making a face like a madman, roaring at the top of his longs only to pull out, wack off and produce .0001 grams of semen (see Lee Stone). All that showmanship for a Randy West popshot?

Gotta agree on the Gianna Michaels thing. She acts beyond Ghetto, in a hyper annoying bad way, and dear God that nasally Seattle (I believe) voice and her homely pig face. She's got fine, enermous tits and a phat-style ass, but her face, voice and dumb as dogshit manuisms, not to mention poor "butta face" (Howard Stern coiced phrase of meaning everything is incredibly hot & fit except for, sadly, the face) is a real turn off.

Also someone mentioned:


I twice puked to porn... the first happened when Mark Davis came on someones face and he then proceeded to lick it off her face and eat it. The second time was when another dude did the same thing... if there had been warning I wouldn't have watched. What's weird is, I am fascinated by facials(on women).

While I haven't puked during a viewing session of porn in private during a masturbation session, I have almost. I have a very sensative gag reflex (and I'm also highly sensative to smell because I have Asperger's Syndrome), and one time, for whatever reason, I decide to view online a scene between Tabitha Stevens (which was of course my main reason for watching) back when she was still hot before too many surgeries and pre-blonde hair, and that fuckin' overrated tub of hedgehog shit, Ron Jeremy.

Now already the scene lost points because the poor thing had to blow Ron, but that turned out to be the least of the scenes problems. At the very beginning of the scene, she walks in with him and makes mention of just having pizza for dinner. She starts to blow him, and I'm strokin' it with the doors locked. Already Ron in that damn east coast voice won't shut up, making stupid jokes about "First she had that warm up meal, NOW let's she how she'll taste MY pepperoni" or some such shit.

Never the less, I press on.

All of a sudden, half way through, she giggles and they both make mention of a piece of mozeralla cheese on his cock. And then Ron presents it for the camera before flickin' it away, and she goes back to sucking.

Now I don't know why, but my face got all red and flushed, as I often do before I throw up, and I came unusually close to being sick there. More then half way close. Don't know if you all have seen it, but it's fairly easy to find.

Also, sadly, I have been witness to Mr. Mark Davis and his unusual finishing scene method and preferance to eat his own semen from his partner's lips. I found that out the hard way, as I was quite enjoying a scene I viewed with him and Roxanne Hall, as they always go at it so nicely, and at the end, he grabs her throat, and puts her face of his, and I already squented my eyes, as I know that the snowballing it back into his mouth (thank you Kevin Smith, writer/director of Clerks) was comin'.

So yeah, a very disgusting habbit from his scenes that they need to edit out.

Also recently I've noticed totally immature and nasty ass phrases are always left in the final edit, but now 'n days by the actresses. I was enjoying a passionate scene with a guy power-fucking a Vietnamese-American hottie and suddenly, toward the end, she said twice:

"Oh yeah, fuck that Twat!".

Immdiate turn-off. Sorry sweetie, but "Twat" is a pretty un-sexy as all fuck word.

Also recently I was viewing a Lauren Phoenix scene, and she started quafing as a large black guy was fucking her, and she was all like "Yeah baby! Get that pussy fartin'. I don't give a shit". And suddenly long gone was my hard-on ...

[assholebythedoor]

nothing. i like to see them take hugh dicks

[Elwood70]

not to mention poor "butta face" (Howard Stern coiced phrase of meaning everything is incredibly hot & fit except for, sadly, the face)

Howard didn't coin that word,and Kevin Smith didn't come up with "snowballing" either,he just used it in Clerks one of the best movies ever.

[Anchored]

Interviews before the action.
get to the fucking.

[dooney]

i hate when a woman has too much hair on her pussy.i prefer shaved, but if not at least have it nice and not hairy

[britlover]

Howard didn't coin that word,and Kevin Smith didn't come up with "snowballing" either,he just used it in Clerks one of the best movies ever.

Haha, my bad, but then again, the first time I ever heard it was on his old E! channel show (anyone remember that? Dammit I miss that every late week night!). Also Snowballing I first heard watching Clerks on VHS tape.

*lol* Well I wouldn't say it's the greatest movie ever, being te super serious Cinephile that I am, but it is a really entertaining movie. I definately prefer his older comedies to his newer shit, which I just can't stomach. But to each they're own ...

[mladen]

pissing :)) and any kind of dejections :))

[thebear247]

for me personally i dont like seeing a lady get abused , choked or smacked around it just isnt my thing

[Lucky7000]

When the guy acts like an asshole and/or it's really obvious the girl hates what's being done to her.

[METAL HEAD]

Chicks who act turned on before really hot se happens!! Then act turned off once the really hot sex happens too them as it is going on total turn off!!

[britlover]

While I like some of the more modern day BangBros productions stuff and the many off-shoots of it, the early to middle stuff in which Dirty Sanchez is a part of has made me add just one more thing that is a complete turn off while trying to enjoy a BangBros video, and it's two words:

Dirty Sanchez.

Urgh, that guy's voice. And once I downloaded a vid in which the camera breifly showed his face for several seconds. I can see now why the poor bastard only makes derogetory remarks BEHIND the camera: cause the poor thing's got a face only for radio & other audio entertainment. I mean whoa, was he ever scary lookin'.

[Rolly1969]

- Vomiting, pissing and poop.
- Animals
- A close up on the inside of her ass (gaping ass).
- Disrespectful guys, abused girls getting choked or smacked around.
- Extremely skinny girls or excessively overweight girls.
- Hairy girls

But to each their own.

[Rolly1969]

Sorry but I had to make two posts because my number one by far is:

KIDS

Anybody even thinking about sex with kids should be shot. This coming from a guy who is against the death penalty.

On that subject I couldn't say to each their own.

[jakeballs77]

Hard to follow the last post, that would normally be a conversation stopper!

There's not much in porn that's legal that would turn me off, although there's things I'm not a fan of like creampies
Stuff like vomiting and shitting shouldn't even be classified under porn, so what does that leave me with?

Asses with acne, no excuse for that

[Dream_Deceiver]

While I like some of the more modern day BangBros productions stuff and the many off-shoots of it, the early to middle stuff in which Dirty Sanchez is a part of has made me add just one more thing that is a complete turn off while trying to enjoy a BangBros video, and it's two words:

Dirty Sanchez.

Urgh, that guy's voice. And once I downloaded a vid in which the camera breifly showed his face for several seconds. I can see now why the poor bastard only makes derogetory remarks BEHIND the camera: cause the poor thing's got a face only for radio & other audio entertainment. I mean whoa, was he ever scary lookin'.

can you post a picture of this Sanchez?

[Hot Mega]

The lesbo chick sucking the strap on of another lesbo chick thing... I mean, what is that???

It's an unnecessary and useless break in the action IMO. But I guarantee there is someone who somehow gets a kick out of that shit.

[sporty_carr]

i hate when a woman has too much hair on her pussy.i prefer shaved, but if not at least have it nice and not hairy

What he said.

[MattOnes]

- Guys talking
- Girls screaming stupidly loud

[Vanessa_Blue]

Anal sex with girls that dont like anal.....

As a performer I never liked it when ... guys talked too much during the scene !!!!

Kisses
VB

www.AdultStarsLive.com
www.VanessaBlue.com

[MediaGuy]

In most if not all big boob pictorial, there's a point where the photog tells the performer to haul her boob up to her mouth and suck on it...

Just

Looks

Retarded

:D

[METAL HEAD]

chicks way older then 30 pretending too be teens

[Will E Worm]

Anal sex with girls that dont like anal.....

Kisses
VB

www.AdultStarsLive.com
www.VanessaBlue.com

What? Those are the best ones. :D :tongue:


chicks way older then 30 pretending too be teens

I have heard of girls in their twenties trying to be teens. But, into their thirties?

[PaulSmith]

Marco Banderas

[DeadAndGone]

Anal sex with girls that dont like anal.....

As a performer I never liked it when ... guys talked too much during the scene !!!!

Kisses
VB

www.AdultStarsLive.com
www.VanessaBlue.com

Does this mean you're not a Wesley Pipes fan? I'd LOVE to see you tackle that cock.

[Paulo2221]

Anal sex double anal any girl getting her asshole destroyed.

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

Anal sex double anal any girl getting her asshole destroyed.

Yeah the hard pounding scenes make me sad for the "victim"

Gape is nasty and storylines are useless:thefinger

[Vanessa_Blue]

Does this mean you're not a Wesley Pipes fan? I'd LOVE to see you tackle that cock.

I was not a fan of Mr. Pipes until I shot him and then I understood why he was the way he was... he actually helps a new girl get comfortable and confident.. maybe his vocabulary can use some help though.

I think he's in jail so he's working with a different kinda of penal system right now.

Kisses
VB

www.AdultStarsLive.com
www.VanessaBlue.com

[youcantakeapunc]

I don't like stretch marks. When you start having kids it's time to find another line of work.

[Hot Mega]

I don't like stretch marks. When you start having kids it's time to find another line of work.

Agreed. There is one porn chick who I thought was just gorgeous when I first saw her face and body in a photo shoot. I opened one of her pics where she was in my favorite pose, ass up, rear view. I clicked the pic (mouthwatering of course lol) and lo....she had stretch marks coming down the lower part of her ass and down the backs of her legs. I couldn't believe my eyes!! How could something as fine as she was have stretch marks like that???? Needless to say it was a turn off and I don't click her pics anymore. I'm not going to say who she is because that would be stupid and inconsiderated of me but I think they have stretch mark laser treatment or creams now don't they?....if she did that I would definitely check her out then.

[Jane Burgess]

I don't like stretch marks. When you start having kids it's time to find another line of work.



Stretch marks are not just from women having kids. A lot of men and women that gain and then lose weight have some stretch marks. :2 cents:

[Jane Burgess]

Women that spit all over a cock and then suck it. I can't stand that.

[Hot Mega]

Stretch marks are not just from women having kids. A lot of men and women that gain and then lose weight have some stretch marks. :2 cents:

True. The main reason they happen to some people and not others has to do with proper hydration and not having the skin moisturized enough when the body grows or expands in some areas.

[TAMEPROD]

Big belly dudes...

[D-rock]

Sometimes stretch marks can happen in an area where skin rubs against itself all the time.

[coleman_stoops]

Not fond of tattoos. Yeah, I know they're in vogue now but I don't give a shit. I still don't like them. Fake excitement is also a big minus: shouldn't a babe making all that noise get off sooner or later?

[baultista]

My mom :eek:

[Hot Mega]

Sometimes stretch marks can happen in an area where skin rubs against itself all the time.

LOL "D-rock" that would be called a rash wouldn't it?

[friendsofmine]

Women that spit all over a cock and then suck it. I can't stand that.

yes i agree..

[banky edwards]

If a guy cums in a chicks mouth and then they kiss, that makes me sick.

[Jason z]

Agreed. There is one porn chick who I thought was just gorgeous when I first saw her face and body in a photo shoot. I opened one of her pics where she was in my favorite pose, ass up, rear view. I clicked the pic (mouthwatering of course lol) and lo....she had stretch marks coming down the lower part of her ass and down the backs of her legs. I couldn't believe my eyes!! How could something as fine as she was have stretch marks like that???? Needless to say it was a turn off and I don't click her pics anymore. I'm not going to say who she is because that would be stupid and inconsiderated of me but I think they have stretch mark laser treatment or creams now don't they?....if she did that I would definitely check her out then.

So your not watching her because of some stretch mark on her ass?? :rolleyes:

Did you ever think that it could have been a bad day for her or possibly bad color? Yea, didnt think about that. :rolleyes:

And you said her face was nice.. God insane. One stretch mark. lol. pretty funny.. Stretch marks and flaws should be considered a turn on more than anything because it only means the pornstars we love are just like all of us. Human!!!! No way should we judge unless we wont our cellulite body's to be out there for millions to see.

[power-san]

yes i agree..

I agree too.. it usually smells bad..

[Hot Mega]

So your not watching her because of some stretch mark on her ass?? :rolleyes:

Did you ever think that it could have been a bad day for her or possibly bad color? Yea, didnt think about that. :rolleyes:

And you said her face was nice.. God insane. One stretch mark. lol. pretty funny.. Stretch marks and flaws should be considered a turn on more than anything because it only means the pornstars we love are just like all of us. Human!!!! No way should we judge unless we wont our cellulite body's to be out there for millions to see.

Recapping the question posed, "Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY".

So the "you" in this case would be me. And her face wasn't nice, she was gorgeous but the stretch marks turned me off. I don't have to think about it..I already have that's why I posted it. Apparently I'm not the only one who has a problem with it as some others have said it turns them off too.:hatsoff:

[zex95966]

smoking, shit, a guys ass in the camera and nothing else can be seen,tan lines, and i hate abusive guys. verbal or physical. a light spanking is fine but when he grabs her throat or other things... i dont want the guy to talk either, occasional moaning is fine just not over done. but if he says actual words eh.

[slither]

Shemale Porn and Gay Porn

[DestinyDarling]

LARGE amounts of makeup and obvious hair extensions.

Petite bodies with extremely large, fake breasts.

Both turn me waaaay off.

[Nina_Mercedez]

a giant bush or hairy balls

[britlover]

can you post a picture of this Sanchez?

Hmm I'll search the web in the coming days that I got some free time. I think I MIGHT be able to find him somewhere online, but mostly, it'll just be his name and discription of the now infamous site. But I'll try ...

[hedonis]

a giant bush or hairy balls

:rofl:

I was just imagining a movie called "Hairy Balls and the Giant Bush". And then I imagined Nina Mercedez shooting her TV.


Not one for the big shaggy naughty parts myself, either.

H

[Paulo2221]

When the Girl gives the fella a Blow Job then the Fella kisses her :eek: why would you do that? i dont understand it i never do it !! :confused:

[Hartell]

Let's see

DP
anal
over the top violence. No I don't enjoy seeing a girl gag on it
hairy anything (other than on the head, dunno why)
over the top acting/no good chemistry

what else...

[Jason z]

Recapping the question posed, "Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY".

So the "you" in this case would be me. And her face wasn't nice, she was gorgeous but the stretch marks turned me off. I don't have to think about it..I already have that's why I posted it. Apparently I'm not the only one who has a problem with it as some others have said it turns them off too.:hatsoff:

No, I was just making a statement. Why post that about a pornstar if you aren't going to say her name? Just think that is alittle ridiculous right there. Thats all but hey we all have are own tastes.

[youcantakeapunc]

I don't like when a female performer does scenes with the same talent over and over and over...


a giant bush or hairy balls

[hedonis]

As far as pictures go (and I don't know why this is) I can't stand it when it's B/G, or group, or lesbian, and the people in the pictures are constantly looking at the camera. You're having sex, so do that, and let me worry about looking at you. I guess when they're looking at the camera all the time, it's just too posed, as opposed to a photographer just taking action photos of people having sex.

Does that make sense? Yeah, me either. :D

[thepretender9]

Gay porn, granny porn and fat babes.......make me puke :tongue:

[Mauser98k]

any time the man strikes the woman. i'm not talking about slapping on the ass, no problem there. i mean like a slap across the face. i saw somebody do that to Briana Banks once and just immediately lost interest.

[Neutron66]

I don't want to see the girl ever, ever, EVER lick the guys asshole.

:crying:

[lppedreira]

french kiss with two girls

[DeadAndGone]

It doesn't turn me off but it's annoying when dildos are used on a girl when a dick is present.

[friendsofmine]

guys spitting on ass or pussy for lube
girls spitting on cock

[D-rock]

any time the man strikes the woman. i'm not talking about slapping on the ass, no problem there. i mean like a slap across the face. i saw somebody do that to Briana Banks once and just immediately lost interest.

Another one I hate is when a guy grabs a women around the neck, even if they aren’t applying pressure, for whatever reason. I don’t know why that would get anybody off. I kind of makes me have the urge to kick the shit out of them.

[hedonis]

french kiss with two girls

We've now officially found someone to complete the puzzle- no matter what it is in porn, there is someone that will be turned off by it.

ppedreira? I think you're almost alone in that turn off. :hatsoff:

H

[p157]

Dude, how could you be turned off by two girls french kissing!?

[Jason z]

^ OH.. Really that is weird. I'd personally rather see a guy fuck a girl rather than 2 girls fucking now. But kissing?

[Baill Inneraora]

That Milf hunter troll

[wingman00]

I don't want to see the girl ever, ever, EVER lick the guys asshole.

:crying:

and never ever show it either.

[dad71]

That Milf hunter troll

:rofl::thumbsup:
I think the guy looks more like a dwarf:D

[cristianomt]

when a girl talks about her dad...

[big_jayden_fan]

really hairy bushes

when the camera guy talks..a lot

the stupid guy who fucks all the chick on It's Your Porn (if any here have ever been to MyFreePaysite)

obnoxious fake tits, like ava devine

when the camera stares on the guys ass as he bangs the chick- i want to see some pussy getting railed not some hairy fuck's ass!

[anairhead999]

Shemale Porn and Gay Porn

same here. :yesyes:

[bangbang]

same here. :yesyes:



I couldn't agree more

[mastagambit]

I hate seeing an upclose camera shot. I rather it be far off to show the entire body of the woman.
I hate seeing the guy cum in the woman mouth and then she kisses him with it in her mouth. That shit is disgusting.
I hate hearing the camera man talk,asking dumb ass questions like it's an interview or telling them what to do. Just let them fuck.
hate seeing the woman laughing or smiling when she getting fucked. I once watched one with Manuel fucking Pinky and all she was doing the whole scene was laughing. I dont know if she was laughing at him because for once Manuel couldnt manage a female to fuck or what. but she was laughing and gigling at his ass.
I hate hearing the guy call the woman names. 'Oh you dirty slut. You dirty whore.'
I hate seeing the same position for a long time. Dont stay in doggystyle for like 10 minutes or missionary for 8 minutes. Switch it up,be creative.

[R.A.D]

Gay and shemale porn turn me off...as well as threesomes and orgies.

[Jason z]

Yea, i hate when they stay in the same position that sucks. I love to see alot of movement. I personally hate vids where the guy goes the whole time without making out with the pornstar. I mean When I watch that I'm thinking wow I would kiss her so much. It's like it's just about the sex. Ofcourse I am glad for most the girls not to have to kiss some of those ugly guys. But man I would much rather see those hot pornstars get kissed.

[Gianna-Lynn]

Girls that don't really like girls but do scenes anyway!:thefinger

[Jason z]

^^ Gay 4 pay. I hate that too. One of the most annoying things.

[D-rock]

Add to that when a women isn't attracted to the man but will do the scene anyway. That is probably even worse than gay for pay for women. At least most of the other women they might work with are somewhat attractive most of the time.

[rickross]

Add to that when a women isn't attracted to the man but will do the scene anyway. That is probably even worse than gay for pay for women. At least most of the other women they might work with are somewhat attractive most of the time.

allie sin is terrible for that, she never looks excited

i think too many tats ruins a girl, Julia Bond (http://www.juliabond.net/) is a victim of this one and I think sandee westgate has just got a massive tattoo too :(

[GiannaIsMyGod]

Dirty feet.

[Kodomtuli]

piercings!!! all kinds of them! and tattoos on women.

[lppedreira]

french kiss with two girls


God! I read it quickly! This is what turns me on instantly, of course!! :nanner:

:rofl: :thefinger

[thebear247]

fisting . when you can loose your whole arm up a ladies pussy that is a turn off to me sorry

[kristoflaw10]

fisting . when you can loose your whole arm up a ladies pussy that is a turn off to me sorry

I haven't checked (believe me) but I hope there is never child-birth porn.

[Katja]

Well i find the guy in the scene can instantly fuck up a great scene regardless how hot the girl is. Im an ass man and I hate when I realy get into a chicks huge ass bouncin on a cock and out of no where the guy will put his huge ugly ass hands all over her ass, covering up everything! Theres also a guys obbsesion of fingering, spitting, and that gay ass moaning during a cumshot! The list just goes on!

[DeadAndGone]

I was watching a really hot scene with Courtney Simpson until the guy starts pissing in her mouth. INSTANT boner shrivel.

[SunshineState]

I know that A LOT of girls that are in pornography have fake breasts but I HAAAAAAATE implants.

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.

Very well said. The worst thing in the world in Porn: Breast Implants..

[britlover]

Long, uncomfortable silences.

Especially the more modern cumshot/finisher trend in which a male performer will tug away on his member, and we have to watch the lucky big dick dick bastard, who just fucked this hot girl, pull on his cock for the final two or over four minutes. There was an old Big Naturals scene/episode with the (once before she ruined herself) Daphne Rosen, in which the final nearly 4 minutes, was just the male actor jackin' it over her fact and tits.

Utterly sad and painfully non-sexy and non-arousing to watch. We'll all jackin' it to porn to, ya know, get off. And so we all most certainly don't need to be reminded of it or shown in.

Also, I'm quite a supportor or retro scenes and hunting them down online, but WHAT the fuck gives with the unusually large number of strange & creepy Incest storylines? No shit, I've seen like 3 or 4 in the last year of looking up entire retro movies online (late '70s and first half of the '80s when stuff was still shot on 35mm film) that is a MAJOR turn-off for me. Sorry, just don't find that shit stimulating.

Also, any of those long over-the-hill-lucky bastards that are way too old to fuck younger broads and to shoot they're own interview & mini Gonzo segments stuff. Guys like Randy West and Ed Powers and the like. Blah, who wants to see them fuck younger broads? Creepy at this point.

[Ava Knight]

I like a lot of stuff, but it drives me crazy when girls make that hissing sound every other second... I think they do it because they heard every other girl do it, that's not a natural sex sound :confused:

[bazza599]

tats that are way over done and pussies hanging out in the wind

[Icewater Jones]

Very well said. The worst thing in the world in Porn: Breast Implants..
Co-sign!
Fake titties that don't even move when a bitch is getting pounded out. Implants got all these chicks looking alike.

Also: Too much lube, dirty pussy and ass, and any activities with a dudes butthole are definetly a negative.

[anomaly]

I find it quite repulsive when the woman is directed to lick semen off of the floor, table, etc.

[hosepose]

I love stockings, pantyhose, and socks!!!

[eyas999]

1- fake boobs
2- when the guy treating girl like shit
3- slaping on face

[METAL HEAD]

tattoos on guys asses or anywhere near thier privates

[hedonis]

I love stockings, pantyhose, and socks!!!

Well, sure you do, but this is that things in this thread that turn you OFF instantly. :hatsoff:

H

[Keskin]

- fat women (big asses or saggy tits really disgust me)
- hairy assholes
- everything close to abuse or violence (forced gaping, choking or slapping)

Also I don't like when the camera zooms in on the vagina when the girl comes, but that's more a dislike than a turn off.

[jewelcity]

Breast implant scars.

[Oito]

hair in places it shouldnt be i.e. nipples, ass, etc

[wingman00]

pussyfarting sperm (or the other way)

[tooled]

Excessive male moaning. Constant closeups in the wrong fucking place. Like, in an FFM, if the chicks are kissing, don't focus on the goddamn man's asshole, man! Stupid loop-edits where even someone in a total jerk-off-frenzy can make out they just looped the same two minutes twice or thrice maybe from different angles. Closeups on the guy's face before he comes.

I could go on and on.

[Eric Draven]

Haven't posted here in a while, but this a good discussion

I personally hate the whole guy slappin and chokin a chick (that friggin French or whatever he is guy, I think it's Manuel, I just wanna crack that guys head open, cause of all the chokin and slappin and spittin in chicks mouths)

Camera man talkin, realitykings sites I love them for the scenes, but hate them even more for their camera man who won't shut the hell up.

Chicks lickin guys asses and toes. If you gonna have a chick lick your ass then do that on your own non filming time, I don't wanna see it and I'm sure 99 percent of porn watchers don't either. Same with toes, I'm a guy I ain't never had a pedicure or manicure whatever and to think of a chick suckin on my feet, doesn't turn me on, so to see a chick suckin on a dudes toes is a huge turn off.

Pimples on chicks ass. They got make up for all this stuff but not to hide a pimple on the ass?

Cuts & Bruises. Big turn off when I see a chick with a shit load of brusies. Cuts too, I was watchin a Shyla Stylez scene on brazzers where she was in like a womens jail bangin a guy, and she just started bleeding from the knee, I swear I couldnt watch porn for a week after that.

Guys ass shots. Porn has been around for decades, you'd think they'd knock that off by now.

And just too many more to name. You could pretty much give these reality porn sites this whole topic, cause 99 percent of them do these things.

[dsmith8910]

DP, extreme close ups, any images of the male performer.

[big E]

i really don't like implants/fake boobs.
also hate it when the chick's pussy is being eating or fingering and the camera is like 3 ft away. zoom in damit.
anal sex is also a big turn-off.

[bandanoantri]

in G/G porn:

- talking cameramen, or even shitheads who are touching the girls, like the duche on Clara G's site does from time to time
- gay for pay (and fake kissing as a result): just stick with the cocks, cause there's no point in doing girls when you don't really want to, right? and B/G pays better, so what the fuck???
- truly bisexual girls who can't kiss (more than you might think)
- fuglies (and right now there's a lot of those doin G/G...ugh...:throwup:)
- toys

[BostonBruin]

she-males and tits which bounces on the girl´s knees

[mosvie]

Ugly girls, Hairy Vaginas, bad teeth, stupid lines of the stars of the film.

[METAL HEAD]

chicks pretending like thier having a great time when i know for a fact they really hate being thier.

[mrtrebus]

Anything by Max Hardcore, the loathsome man! :pukey:

[mosvie]

i'm not to Keen on Bukkake as its extremely sick lol.

[Frost19]

Girls who don't point their toes / dirty feet.

[calebroche]

has anyone else seen these cum bang sites, with confederate flags. Its just a sign of racism and oppression. I don't really think it has any place in porn.

[METAL HEAD]

when the person in the flim is not the one in the top titled picked.

[bandanoantri]

has anyone else seen these cum bang sites, with confederate flags. Its just a sign of racism and oppression. I don't really think it has any place in porn.I'm guessing you don't own a copy of Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS?

[power-san]

Cellulite

[Tatyana]

I think after reading this thread I don't want to watch any more porn...
I don't like it when one scene/position lasts for too long. I get it that it's easier to stick a camera on two girls and tell them to lick each other's pussy, but can you maybe change the angle or have the girls move around every once in a while?

[johnnystyro]

BBWs, I fucking hate them.
Girls with the body of an 11 year old boy are not attractive.
Anything with scat or piss doesn't do a thing for me.
Not a fan of boy, boy, girl threesomes.
Interracial is a big turnoff.
Bestiality is just plain awful.
Implied rape, bondage and S&M.
Geriatric porn
pendulous tits.

A few more things:

Gay porn
TS/TV, she-males, ladyboys, whatever they're called. Just awful.
Porn that tries too hard to have a plot.
"Reality" porn. It was amusing for about two weeks, now its everywhere.
Never cared to watch anal scenes either.
Snowballing
Bondage or really freaky fetish stuff.
Though I love Lisa Anne, I really hated that Nailin' Palin stuff.
Videos where the girl on the cover is in one scene for about ten minutes and you don't see her again.

(yeah I just saw that I repeated the bondage thing again)

[dad71]

Gay porn, Shemale, Bestiality, S/M and pissing, puke and movies like this Meathole shit or Max Hardcore crap.

but the MOST turn off is the fact that I cannot bone the girls in the movies:rofl::rofl:

[Nester6]

I really do not care for anal scenes. My opinion.

[Hot Mega]

Chics lapping up jizz off the floor, a saucer our drinking it from a glass or cum swapping.....pretty unnecessary shit IMO that doesn't add anything to a scene.

[FoxEffect]

- Seeing the male performer, especially his face!

- Male performer talking

- Too many piercings

- Girls who only shout 'fuck me!' and do this through the entire scene

- Stupid music

- Female performers I don't find attractive

[kingkong49]

There are two things i hate:
-unshaved pussy
- and when the cameraman stars filming the guy when he is about the cum for the simple reason that i am almost poppin it myself at that moment so it looks like i am cumming because of this guy instead of the hot girl

[sweetandrough]

I hate it when a girl is getting fucked and ignoring the fuck to look at "me".

OK if it's POV or her lover is behind her but her attention should be on the sex not the camera.

http://galleries.tryteens.com/pics/1404/shelbygcs/1005933/

:pukey:

[JakeSnake]

Misogyny/swearing.

[mario_pot]

please don't smile at the damn camera, while a guy looks like he is doing his best to fuck your brains out. moan , make some noise, and twitch every once in a while ( sexual twitch) and that's be just fine. i can't wank to you getting off if you look like the guy isn't even sending feelings through your vagina. otherwise everything is good.

oh yeah and gay porn is terrible. i was a little too horny for my own good one day and stumbled upon it.........i saw cum in a guys beard and...well...i never did quite clean that computer all the way.

[wingman00]

bald ugly guy that plays retarded music on his cd player, and wears retarded socks:

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[-SpK-]

- Bad boobjobs
- All that fake cocks shit from several pornsite (freaksofcocks, fuckedupfacials,...)
- when the camera guy can't stfu
- when the camera guy zoom on the male performer face before the cumshot :wtf:
- fisting

[Lucky7000]

When they give a girl a gun thinking it makes her look "sexy" but then she is entirely negligent to safety... I once saw a set with a girl sticking the muzzle of a revolver into her cootch, what the hell?
When the model is out of focus. Who the hell are they hiring to do the shots?
TAMPONS!??!
When the guy goes on about how big he thinks his dick is.
Excessive body art, including surgical.
Girls that look like drug addicts.
Guys that look like drug addicts/dealers.
Closeup of the penetration and nothing else for 10 minutes.
Screaming "Oh god!" Because I'm an atheist. JUST KIDDING ;)

[Nester6]

I really do not enjoy watching anal scenes,but thats just my opinion.

[jasonk282]

Vomitting. I am ok with gagging and face fucking the girl, but really you have to make her vomit, thats just nasty

[Goolash-girl]

- Seeing the male performer, especially his face!

- Male performer talking

- Too many piercings

- Girls who only shout 'fuck me!' and do this through the entire scene

- Stupid music

- Female performers I don't find attractive



I really, totally don't think I could agree with you more on all of those points. There is nothing worse than spending the first 15 minutes of a porn movie having to listen to the dude talking and being on camera. It just makes you wonder whether that is just for his own benefit later on when he's watching the recording back!

[Goolash-girl]

- Bad boobjobs
- All that fake cocks shit from several pornsite (freaksofcocks, fuckedupfacials,...)
- when the camera guy can't stfu
- when the camera guy zoom on the male performer face before the cumshot :wtf:
- fisting




Also good call - can't stand bad boob jobs either.

[habo9]

She-males , ugly chicks & fake boobs !!!

[habo9]

:pukey: Oh feet & toe sucking as well :pukey:

[zell]

She-males

x2

Now I'm not trying to put anyone down about their personal preference,because everyone has the right to like whatever they want(as long as it's not k*ddie stuff,or whatever the mods deem as a big no-no),but I just don't get the whole she-male,lady-boy thing,and further more,I feel like there's way too much of it here for my taste.Personally,I stay away from that shit,but if that floats your boat,whatever,I guess.

[Freq3]

Shots when the guy is pounding the girls ass but you see more of the guys ass than hers....oh & bald chicks! :eek:

[wingman00]

http://bangbros.com/t1/cfree=bangfree/intro?s=bf5308

This guy!

He's ugly, he got some ugly socks on, and he plays stupid music on his stereo! and he actualy suggests the music is good!

to bad he had to do Nataly

[habo9]

Hairy woman as well & really chubby , fat women

[timevslife]

When at the end of a really good scene the dude full out and busts his load all over the chicks feet.That is the worst.

[wingman00]

male pornstars moaning more than female pornstars!
shut up! it's deeply creepy!

Had to delete that one.

[In Rainbows]

Anal. Cum Swapping is disgusting.

[Howie348]

Bad boob jobs is #1.
Sound tracks with moaning spliced in when you know the chick isn't making any noise is #3.
Because #2 is that sound track looped throughout the whole damn scene.
#4 Girls trying to act like they're into it when they're clearly not.

[zell]

This isn't an instant turn off,but rather an annoyance.I haven't seen it in quite some time,but I've always hated when they loop a section of film into a scene to stretch it out to make it longer.

First they will show something like a wide angle doggie shot with the girl moaning,then a close for a few seconds,then cut back to the exact same wide doggie shot as before.What a cheap ass way to make a 10 minute scene stretch another couple of minutes.

And over dubbed moaning was very annoying as well.These film making techniques were very common place in mid/early 90's and earlier porn,and thank goodness that it's pretty much gone today.

[wingman00]

- Seeing the male performer, especially his face!

seen perfect match (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1018922/)?

[zeppelin68]

For me, I pretty much like all of it.

However, a few things that I HATE...

1) When you turn the volume up to a correct decibal... and then the girl lets out this massive scream, that is undeniably fake, and bursts your eardrums right in the middle of it.

2)When the camera man gets too close in, I like to see all of the two... three... 17 people.

3)Last, but not least, as mentioned before, when the girl smiles. You realize then and there, that you are watching a directed film. You know the movie is directed, and that these are actresses, and that the doctor didn't just happen to be overwhelmingly hot and fuck her patient, however, it seems real until you see that smile that makes you go 'ugh!'. - It's not a smile of satisfaction, it's a smile of 'look at me I'm gonna get $600 for this scene'.

[azafuse99]

Foot sucking or licking
Ass spread

[britlover]

Women who truely just RUIN how they look like, by getting like J-cup and H-cup sized tits, like Teri Weigel from Cheerleader Camp and Playboy and other such cool stuff, and especially Daphne Rosen. DAMN what a waste.

I'm sorry, cause normally modest sized bolt-ons are okay with me. I mean I don't mind them on Roxanne Hall and any other female performer in the industry that's aged well, but fuck, someone need's to pull these women aside during they're lifetimes, and need's to proceed to tell them that they're gonna have to have those basketball sized tits eventually taken out one day, or else they're not gonna be taken seriously in life. Plus, I'm sure there's general health reasons not to be that way as well.

Also: Oil. Aside from how I hate how it smells and feels, Baby Oil all over asses & tits is so disgusting to imagine how nasty & greasy and smelly it is. Blah. Never understood how it chould be a possible turn on for guys, but to each they're own.

Also, spitting & cum swapping. SO nasty, so ladies in the industry that post on these boards, please, stop with that shit and do it on your own time. Bless you.

[sexarise! chick]

Hairy men...ewww

Tammy

[Lonilover]

of course anything that is to much ugly,
but also anything about Rape or lookes like rape, animalsex and tatoos.

[wingman00]

spitting!
should be outlawed!

[Jason z]

Its ashame IR scenes have to be so hardcore and rough for pornstars. Wished this would stop so more pornstars would do IR scenes and not get called racist because they choose not to do this! btw............ IR does not turn me off but just the way they treat the starlets!

[britlover]

Its ashame IR scenes have to be so hardcore and rough for pornstars. Wished this would stop so more pornstars would do IR scenes and not get called racist because they choose not to do this! btw............ IR does not turn me off but just the way they treat the starlets!

I can agree with that comment. Indeed: There is a sort of super strange, under lying hostility in the IR scenes that I've seen, and it is still pretty much a turn-off for me, I'm sorry.

[britlover]

Absolutely DISGUSTING amateur shit like this ---> http://galleries.adult-empire.com/5059/64993/3329/index.php <--- that I find online a the free pic palaces we all go to.

Honestly, for the love of Christ: Does ANYONE get turned on my such photos? Seriously? Dear God almighty, just thinking of the smell of the crisco oil in that asshole as a lubricant is an immediate turn off; never mind the super raunchy photos. I think I'm gonna have to go fuckin' vomit, now. :(

[SashaSparks]

chicks that are obviously posing. like they are glamor modeling during sex.

[Cinabuns22]

:thefinger ....to girls with overgrown bushes and over the top makeup (blue eye shadow with bright red lips)....I'm phobic of clowns, haha

[BlueBalls]

All the god damn sex that goes on :nono:. It's immoral, marry that girl if you're going to stick your twinkie inside her flower and let the cream shoot out.

Then tie her down with 6 or 7 children so she'll never have a life outside the home where she can focus 90% of her attention on you when you get home from the steel mill and not get mixed up with that Marlon Brando crowd with their leather jackets and sodomy and their total disrespect the law.

[britlover]

chicks that are obviously posing. like they are glamor modeling during sex.

I'm glad more officially checked members that are in the actual adult film industry, are here posting away & checking out the forms and posting respectiveally. Please, with all due respect, after your fine post here in which I posatively repped you, spead the good word around. :D

But seriously, I agree: The posting shit has got to stop, but thankfully, at least me, I see it kept to a minimum these days.


....to girls with overgrown bushes and over the top makeup (blue eye shadow with bright red lips)....I'm phobic of clowns, haha

Haha, really? Hmm I can understand why, although I mostly see that in older photo shoots and the older retro films that I watch online. I am actually one of the few men left on the stupid bickering planet Earth that doesn't mind a Ladnign Stip and onto Medium-style hair like the early to mid '90s adult film stars, but I agree: Too much hair around the sides and leading up into a woman's asshole, way too long un-trimmed, is a MAJOR no-no.

Honestly, women: Shave that shit when it get's that long! But seriously, a mild Landing Stip is cool & retro with me, though.

[britlover]

REALLY LONG, just plain uncomfortable silences after the finisher/cumshot. I saw this one with the always lovely Rebecca Lord last year online, in her DP scene with legendary goof balls Randy Spears & Toni Tedeschi, and damn was it SO ever uncomfortable and oddly weird for me (and we the viewer are just at home, watching after all) to see her nervously giving the thumbs up after both dolts are physically drained.

Also, the scene was also sadly even more MORE un-erotic, as there scene is loaded with very bad angles (it shows a ton of man ass; urgh) and with unflattering shots.

I love Rebecca's stuff, but admitedly, all of her scene finishers are usually pretty weak. I've only seen her take facials and swallow a bit of cum (and just a wee, tiny bit) very early on in her adult career, and she always did WAY too much damn jacking the man onto her skin after that. Plus for health reasons, which I have to respect, she always insists upon condoms in her scenes, and so that's always an immdiate turn off.

[vsilah]

guys sucking cocks..fat women..fake boobs.old women..

[herrolf]

First of all, I'm not queer or anything like that, but guys with puny or ugly dicks. You got to admit the stud is the integral part of hardcore and a hot chick deserves a nice cock. I think anything under 8 inches is just not appropriate.

[Baill Inneraora]

First of all, I'm not queer or anything like that, but guys with puny or ugly dicks. You got to admit the stud is the integral part of hardcore and a hot chick deserves a nice cock. I think anything under 8 inches is just not appropriate.

Queer? Who even says that since Archie Bunker?

Damn! It’s a good thing that you prefaced your statement with “I’m it not queer or anything” because I am sure everyone on this porn board would have thought that you might be gay.

Did you just get home from the Belleville Illinois middle school?

[tartanterrier]

At the moment my pet hate is seeing girls with their nails half
painted....that gets on my tits :crash:

No nail paint at all or paint them black :thefinger

[Dman25]

Scat
vomit
porn with extremely old, ugly, or deformed people
choking/gagging
spit swapping
gang bangs
horrible boob jobs

[bonkers69]

Choking, or girls that swap cum onto another girls mouth

[Rey C.]

At the moment my pet hate is seeing girls with their nails half
painted....that gets on my tits :crash:

No nail paint at all or paint them black :thefinger

^^^ I agree with that: the half painted nails gives the crackwhore look, and is a major turn-off. And along with that, with this mad dash for every girl to have a bald pussy to look "normal", some get red rashes or razor bumps. If a girl wants to shave, fine. I prefer some (or a lot of) pussy hair - especially on blondes. But if she shaves her pussy and then it looks like she's having a herpes outbreak, that is fucking gross!!! :mad:

Add in the bad boob jobs, where the boobs look like hard, perfectly round coconut halves mounted about a foot apart, on opposite ends of her chest... the scars under or around the nipples, nipples that are in different locations boob to boob, botox lips that make a girl look like Donald Duck, etc.

Hell, plastic surgery in general. :thefinger I'll take natural "defects" any day over what a plastic surgery addict does to herself. I won't even get started on titty tattoos. :crash:

[JordanRules]

Ass to mouth :throwup:
Guy choking the girl while fucking
Hairy pussies. They have to be shaved bald or neatly trimmed.
Too many close ups of penetration. I know what that looks like and I know he's fucking her. Show me the girl, dammit! :mad:

[7777]

Chipped nail polish
Latex
Gags
Bushs

[Montrealman]

The foot stuff
Creampies
Scenes where the girl jacks the guy off extremely hard
Dirty talk is fine but when the dudes treat the girls badly, I really don't like that.
Slapping girls in the face
Chicks puking while throat fucking
Everything gay, meaning two dicks in a mouth, vagina or anus
Ass hair on the chick (of course) or around the nipple. Saw a few nipple hairs on Kagney Lynn Karter once and it turned me off her for more than a month.
Ugly chicks.

[pay day]

hairy pussies or ass.:throwup:

[BDwestcoast]

Men moaning

[~~whimsy~~]

When the woman comes in and starts taking off her clothes and (((shudder))) she's, like, you know, all naked and stuff! I mean, am I right?

:dunno:

:glugglug:

[britlover]

Queer? Who even says that since Archie Bunker?

Damn! It’s a good thing that you prefaced your statement with “I’m it not queer or anything” because I am sure everyone on this porn board would have thought that you might be gay.

Did you just get home from the Belleville Illinois middle school?

Mawwhaha! Classic. Immdiate Post of The Week. Someone give Baill some posative rep. :D

[britlover]

Was checkin' out today's up-dates, and came across some pretty unflattering 'granny panties'.

Honestly, who are the total dumbass wardrobe department that give women THESE types of painfully un-sexy shit to wear: http://photos.freeones.com/c_babes/Chelsea_Crush_001/html/photo_001.shtml ?

[Rey C.]

Was checkin' out today's up-dates, and came across some pretty unflattering 'granny panties'.

Honestly, who are the total dumbass wardrobe department that give women THESE types of painfully un-sexy shit to wear: http://photos.freeones.com/c_babes/Chelsea_Crush_001/html/photo_001.shtml ?

Sorry for saying this, but are the panties the biggest problem with that pic?

[HELLRAISER]

porn actresses who fake and exaggerate their moaning is very annoying

[boogalou]

porn actresses who fake and exaggerate their moaning is very annoying

Agreed; Teri Weigel number one offender. It's such a turn off.

[wigster]

porn actresses who fake and exaggerate their moaning is very annoying

Agreed

[nightowl]

cum dodgers. the type the keep their lips tightly sealed during a facial and make sure they're tugging the cock off just to the side of the mouth or onto their chin. nina mercedez types. i don't know why some filmakers even bother doing facials with that type. it's such a turn-off.

[Shifty]

Seeing the guy's AH (ffs I can't even type the word).

[britlover]

Sorry for saying this, but are the panties the biggest problem with that pic?

Meh, can't say I blame ya at all. Of course the poor homely butta-face girl is probably a lot worse, come to think of it. ;)

And I agree with one of the latest posters: Fuck the Cum-dodging girls, as I've said time & time again. The bottom line is that most adult film stars are test every two weeks, and I just don't get it: I mean they'll blow a guy and deep throat his cock these days, without the rubber, and will do anal, and then all of a sudden, they won't swallow his never-to-be-born baby gravy because of "health reasons"? Whoa, truely some out there women in the adult industry, to be sure.

For example: I'm a huge fanatic of Rebecca Lord, and on her site, over the years, I've been reading her on-again/off-again Blog post truth about me type set up, and she talks about how she only uses condoms down, and only occasionally swallows her husband's sperm. Oddly enough, I've seen her take a few facials from her rarely seen mid '90s European stuff I found online, as well as one with a still kind of in-shape Mark Davis from a few years ago, where she swallowed most of his Anglo wad into her lovely Gaulic, French angel mouth. Rocco Siffreddi's too.

I'm sorry, but it just doesn't make sense to me?

[Nina_Mercedez]

cum dodgers. the type the keep their lips tightly sealed during a facial and make sure they're tugging the cock off just to the side of the mouth or onto their chin. nina mercedez types. i don't know why some filmakers even bother doing facials with that type. it's such a turn-off.

I assume you haven't seen anything new I have put out! Take a look at this!
Nina Mercedez and Brook Haven Cum swapping after a cream pie scene from Thrust!

http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/banners/tgps/thrust2_06_08/04.html

http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/sponsors_pics_and_banners/freeones/cumswaping.jpg (http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/banners/tgps/thrust2_06_08/04.html)

[Member2019]

I assume you haven't seen anything new I have put out! Take a look at this!
Nina Mercedez and Brook Haven Cum swapping after a cream pie scene from Thrust!

http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/banners/tgps/thrust2_06_08/04.html

http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/sponsors_pics_and_banners/freeones/cumswaping.jpg (http://www.ninamercedezxxx.com/banners/tgps/thrust2_06_08/04.html) Based on what I've read prior, I assume people don't differentiate between what you do with only your husband versus other lovers on film. I wish people would stop and learn more about the pornstars they love, what they do and don't do on film, how it varies with films, lovers, etc... To me, it's the sexiest thing about some pornstars, especially when you look at their partners and relationships.

If there is one turn-off for me, it's not the cum dodging or women not doing things, but women doing what they don't want to do, and it shows. And that's more of a result of people pushing for women to do what they don't want to do. I honesty wished the industry and its consumers would not push women to do such, and we'd see a lot more women in it if it wasn't such -- at least that's my feeling.

I don't know what the previous poster has been watching, but your intimacy with your husband is some of the hottest shit on the net, period. It's not about what you do and don't do, but how the whole scene is a perfect symphony. You can't get that unless you have lovers who know one another, and it is erotic to me unlike anything else.

One of the first scenes I was ever exposed to of yours is where you are mounted on your husband cowgirl, you pull off seemingly without either of you saying or motioning anything to each other, and you engulf his head just the split-second before he starts delivering, and you anxiously receive, the resulting oral creampie. And now you've posted some pictures of taking a creampie from your long-term lover that you swap with another? Wow! I've gotta see that vid!

A lot a men envy the men who lay pornstars, especially pornstars who have no limits with their lovers. Instead, I delight when I see a pornstar who is married or otherwise has a longer-term lover or set of lovers. It's not really about monogamy or polygamy to me, but about a woman who knows her man, and that fluid harmony continuous and compatible stimulation and resulting, complete ejaculation. The more I see pornstars with their preferred lovers taking them to the limit in a perfect motion, the more I totally lose it.

This is erotica at its finest. Thank you for being a prime instrument of erotica and keep fucking that husband of yours to my great delight.

[habo9]

Anal. Cum Swapping is disgusting.

Just reading this post made me feel sick , Im glad I havent come across any of this yet

[Smallville417]

cum dodgers. the type the keep their lips tightly sealed during a facial and make sure they're tugging the cock off just to the side of the mouth or onto their chin. nina mercedez types. i don't know why some filmakers even bother doing facials with that type. it's such a turn-off.


That is a huge turn off for me also. Anal gaping is also a big turn off for me, as is a woman sucking on a mans toes.

[SB-Fan_1983]

Big fake tits and too thin bodys!

[Nina_Mercedez]

a woman licking a guys ass, anal gaping, and I agree with In Rainbows anal cumswaping turns me off.

[jasonperez]

a woman licking a guys ass, anal gaping, and I agree with In Rainbows anal cumswaping turns me off.

I second all of that but add rusty trombone to the list as well.

[Shifty]

... yeah, the whole anal gaping thing is seriously unflattering. :pukey:

[lurkingdirk]

i prefer not to see severed tentacles. oh..and death.

[britlover]

cum dodgers. the type the keep their lips tightly sealed during a facial and make sure they're tugging the cock off just to the side of the mouth or onto their chin. nina mercedez types. i don't know why some filmakers even bother doing facials with that type. it's such a turn-off.

HELL YES, I so agree with nightowl.

NOTHING, to me, is more frustrating and a real let-down (no seriously) then when a female performer in the industry simply tugs on the shaft, and only allows the cum spray to trickle down the sides of her face, and keeps her mouth firmly shut for the duration, until you know that the director can shout "cut!" and some can clean her face off.

He who came in the name of Goatboy, aka: the late/great Bill Hicks (RIP) said it right when he hosted the AVN Award's in 1990: "It's not an 'Adult' feature unless someone's gleefully gooey at the end!" to wild applause (all adult film performers in the audieance, by the way). Like him I wanna see "Women licking up semen like kittens under a cow udder!" (Thank you ye ole Dark Poet--another nick name of us--for leaving us here on Earth with that fine bit of Dark Poetry).

To me, rather it's for health reasons or other bullshit "Well I just wanna keep some things for the lucky hubby who fucks me regularly in the bedroom, blah blah blah..." type stuff, it literally just makes NO sense to me what so ever. After all, you were just blowing him, sucking him off, and riding him and maybe even going down on another woman (provided it was a FFM scene) for an entire hour as it was shot, and you mean to tell me your gonna do THAT?

It is indeed just an eccentric pet peeve of mine and a turn-off, definately.

And I mean no disrespect, because I know female female performers post here, so please, some of ya'll tell the industry insiders to take our suggestions into question, and to stop shooting some of this shit, or better yet, just don't go through with it, and they'll HAVE to comply.

Also, concerning such of that cum dodger with it still oddly enough being on their awkward face: Rebecca Lord is hands-down my favorite performer in the inudustry ever, and yet, her official website has a fine blog "Confessions" feature, and yet, ever since she was extradited in late '05 from the U.S. here back to Paris, she hasn't been up dating her site. WHY do stars do this? How can we fans keep up with you if your site is never re-vamped or even up-dated regularly? Also, she is the undisputed Queen of Cum-dodging and ALWAYS tugs on the cocks.

Which is really a mind boggle, because think about this: For the under three years she shot films in her native Europe (early '90s), she mostly swallowed cum, from what I've seen, like form the few scenes I've seen with her and Rocco Siffredi. And also, I saw a not so old clip, one of the few here in which she swallows made here in the U.S., with her taking all of Mark Davis' wad (which she lists on her website as probably her favorite performer she loves working with). I honestly just don't get it. :confused:

Ladies, we love you, but your truely a mind-full for some of us guys.

[cementhead]

Bad tit jobs and inflated balloon lips

[Born2Jizz]

When a chick gets deepthroated so hard that she pukes. ICK!

[Born2Jizz]

AND the STUPIDEST angle in all of porn: Right behind the guys sack. I HATE THAT! I've seen porn where it just says at that shot for like 20 minutes! WHY do they do that?? You can't see ANYTHING! No tits, no pussy, just the backside of a nutsack flopping around. Talk about IRRITATING.........

[sexdog121]

When a chick gets deepthroated so hard that she pukes. ICK!

I agree!

[meesterperfect]

the general unatractiveness of the actresses (with exceptions)
seems like all you need is a willing vagina to be in a movie,
maybe my standards are higher than most, i dont know.
I like more the euro chics and brazilians.

[Born2Jizz]

When a guy is doing an INCREDIBLY sexy chick and pops out like 2 drops of jizz. I mean WTF!!!

[PlasmaTwa2]

I now realize I hate two things with a passion.

1. Food. There is nothing sexy to me about a girl spreading mustard on her tits...

2. When two people are doing it, and the cameraman is talking to them. Kind of destroys the illusion, so instead of watching a teenager fucking a milf cause he was spying on her, it is just two people fucking.

[jack123]

When a guy is doing an INCREDIBLY sexy chick and pops out like 2 drops of jizz. I mean WTF!!!

Totally agree! Completely ruins the end of the scene

[Born2Jizz]

Totally agree! Completely ruins the end of the scene

I know, it's such a let down, it's almost depressing! Nearly makes the time spent watching the scene a waste.

[Shifty]

I know, it's such a let down, it's almost depressing! Nearly makes the time spent watching the scene a waste.

Lol - and it's that much worse when she acts like it's the biggest load she's ever seen...

[Born2Jizz]

Lol - and it's that much worse when she acts like it's the biggest load she's ever seen...

Right? Although it's always funny when a chick takes a POWER load right to her face and she looks all shocked, lol... ...Classic.

[britlover]

I know when women completely RUIN they're fucking bodies with disgusting tattoos like this poor guy (http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/alien-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621), it truely does make me wonder.

Honestly women in the industry: Stop with the tattoo & piercing shit. I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but VERY few men, and I've hung around my fellow dudes as well as dudettes my entire life, find that shit attractive. Believe you me, I have asked around, cause I was always curious. Learn how to express yourself and your body in different ways besides body modification art. I'm saying this because I know several women in the industry do post here regularly sometimes.

[cocklover]

Double penetrations,
close up of dick in pussy/ass,
pussy eating.

Peace.

Double penetrations?!?! They are the best.

My turnovers are only ass-to-mouth and the non-attractive women.

[samwise34]

anything staged in a bathroom. no need imo

[moreclay]

Misleading box covers, cum dodgers and unbelievable fake porn acting [ maybe there should be a name for that, I know will call it Teri Weigel whine ] and Pornstars who do the same scene over and over and over ......... again.

[HornyHellCat]

I hate girl/girl scenes with no asslicking. It kinda ruins the whole foreplay aspect. Shouldn't they lick it before they stick it? I hate scenes where a chicks nose will be up the girls ass while she licks her pussy and then she doesn't lick the ass. Or the girl will be in doggy and the other girl is screwing her with a toy and she just stares at the ass. In the immortal words of Patrick Bateman "don't just stare at it, eat it." Some of these nasty whores will suck a cock out of an ass, but they suck so bad as being sexy in the beginning of the scene that they don't have the courtesy to lick the ass before it's sodomized. I absolutely hate that. In real life, you take a shower with your girl, you lick her ass and pussy, the you fuck her ass and pussy.

Gape rimming is pretty retarded also. After an ass has been reamed by the likes of Manuel Ferrara, a woman isn't going feel that much sensation on her reamed gaping asshole from a tongue. Anyone knows it's a pain in the ass to get a girl off orally after you've been fucking her, so this unnecessary shit really makes the scene crappy to watch, cuz as I'm wanking I'm thinking "hmmm that probably doesn't feel that good."

These porn dudes can swing their big cocks around and the porn chicks can shake their asses, but more than half of them can't seduce or fuck properly. YOu ever fall asleep watching a Katsuni scene?

[HornyHellCat]

Oh and Skeeter Kerkove, Dirty Harry, Ron Jeremy, and Brian Pumper. All of these assholes ruin any scene they've ever been anywhere near. Dirty Harry especially, because you see him in a scene and you know no woman would ever lust after such a foul creature. I only notice outlandishly freakish things. I'd never notice a dude in a scene unless he's a complete freak like Dirty Harry.

I know some people think "this means they fuck regular dudes." Yeah they fuck regular dudes alright, for money stupid.

[JacknCoke]

Max Hardcore - glad hes in jail, what a fuckhead

[excitedlybored]

no fat chicks lol

[Born2Jizz]

I know when women completely RUIN they're fucking bodies with disgusting tattoos like this poor guy (http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/alien-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621), it truely does make me wonder.

Honestly women in the industry: Stop with the tattoo & piercing shit. I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but VERY few men, and I've hung around my fellow dudes as well as dudettes my entire life, find that shit attractive. Believe you me, I have asked around, cause I was always curious. Learn how to express yourself and your body in different ways besides body modification art. I'm saying this because I know several women in the industry do post here regularly sometimes.

Chill out on the tattoo bashing man.:ban: This is a friendly thread making observations about weird things we see in what we all love watching. Remember THIS GIRL IS SHOWING HERSELF TO THE WORLD IN THE MOST PERSONAL WAY POSSIBLE. Maybe her tattoos/piercings help her feel good about herself. Not every woman that does porn is completely comfortable with that fact, so let's help them feel better so that they keep doing what we love watching them do, ok??

[Born2Jizz]

no fat chicks lol

Don't be an idiot. Post that bullshit somewhere else, nobody thinks thats funny. Matter of fact, you PROBABLY just pissed off every pornstar on here. EVERY woman is self-conscious of their weight, even if they only weigh 90 pounds. THINK before you SPEAK. :crash:

[sexyarabgirls]

big thighs and asses and tight skirts

like these SEXY THIGHS and BIG ASSES (http://www.nicoleaustincoco.net)

[Born2Jizz]

big thighs and asses and tight skirts

like these SEXY THIGHS and BIG ASSES (http://www.nicoleaustincoco.net)

Hmmm....... Interesting. First I've seen of this "Coco". She MAY have me typing this with one hand...... :dunno:

[delta69]

Tattoos, piercings, implants. I like girls the way God made 'em.

I've never made out with a girl with tongue or lip jewelry, or eaten a girl with vulva jewelry, but they don't look inviting at all. And those jewels girls stick in the side of their nose make me think of a "diamond white head".

[yearsofrefusal]

I hate when girls spit on cocks when they're giving head (same if the guy spits on the pussy.) It's not sexy, and if it were me I'd seriously go "Hey, don't spit on my junk, that's rude!" Seriously though, just the sound of spitting turns me off.
And whenever a guy drills a girl's mouth when she's trying to blow him. It's just like, what's the point of being sucked off if he's not even gonna let her suck the thing? And again, the sound is gross.



2. When two people are doing it, and the cameraman is talking to them. Kind of destroys the illusion, so instead of watching a teenager fucking a milf cause he was spying on her, it is just two people fucking.
So true. And the cameraman never adds anything by becoming part of the scene. More often than not they sound completely creepy.

[habo9]

no fat chicks lol


Don't be an idiot. Post that bullshit somewhere else, nobody thinks thats funny. Matter of fact, you PROBABLY just pissed off every pornstar on here. EVERY woman is self-conscious of their weight, even if they only weigh 90 pounds. THINK before you SPEAK. :crash:

Chill out mate , I find it funny , I think its meant to be in jest

If pornstars where that self concious they wouldnt be getting fucked on camera all over the place for the whole world to see :hatsoff:

I think you should think before you put your tuppence worth in

[Born2Jizz]

Chill out mate , I find it funny , I think its meant to be in jest

If they where that self concious they wouldnt be getting fucked on camera all over the place :hatsoff:

I think you should think before you speak , before you put your tuppence worth in


Read a psychology book before YOU speak. I'm not saying the kid can't post, I'm just saying he should mind his tongue. Is that ok with YOU? Because I don't remember asking for your input.

[habo9]

Read a psychology book before YOU speak. I'm not saying the kid can't post, I'm just saying he should mind his tongue. Is that ok with YOU? Because I don't remember asking for your input.

Well your getting it , did he ask for your input ?

And no its not alright with me , people have every right to say what they want , without someone giving his 2 pence worth , your not the internet police so get over it & also if people dont like tattoos or fat chicks its there opinion , theres plenty of people that do , the name of the thread was Things that turn you off in porn , so you dont like the answers , dont come to the thread its as simple as that

[JacknCoke]

Read a psychology book before YOU speak. I'm not saying the kid can't post, I'm just saying he should mind his tongue. Is that ok with YOU? Because I don't remember asking for your input.

No body really asked you for your input on his post either but we still got it. Its a fucking message board get off your pedestal. :wave:

[jasonk282]

big thighs and asses and tight skirts

like these SEXY THIGHS and BIG ASSES (http://www.nicoleaustincoco.net)

To each their own i guess. She is FUCKIN HOT.

I can't stand freaks of cock and similar type shit.