Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[brc74]

cakefarts:rofl:

[hedonis]

cakefarts:rofl:

And if you thought that was bad, check out the sister site- pudding farts :throwup:


H

[belgianass]

And if you thought that was bad, check out the sister site- pudding farts :throwup:


H

that's a turn ON ... for me at least ...

[LUVbigboobs]

1) Grotesque enhanced boobs
2) Anal
3) BJs
4) Anything scatalogical
5) Anything depicting violence
6) Unattractive women
7) Facials

[satrap]

This could do the job

http://www.imajizz.com/bottomlickers/applesauce/lsabjoa.html

[wigster]

This could do the job

http://www.imajizz.com/bottomlickers/applesauce/lsabjoa.html

That is a turn off

[satrap]

Asian with condom, lost in her ass, could do it to

http://freeporn.pichunter.com/kas/My_Asian_Massage/31299/free_videos.html

[satrap]

Watching shit coming from girls asshole can be really annoying

http://www.picture-movies.com/scat-movie-7q/

[Kinky Kanuck]

2 girls 1 cup - nuff said

[StarMan2112]

I hate when they have scars on their arms from cutting themselves. Nothing deflates an erection like that for me! I am not trying to sound insensitive, but can't a girl do porn just because she loves sex? Is that too much to ask?

StarMan

[ajitpd]

Here is my list of turn offs:

Fake boobs (if I know they are fake):crash:
Scars on boobs (result of boob job)
Excessive discharge of sliva during blowjobs
Underweight woman
When woman licks man's ass
Cheesy dialogue
Condom
Sex with panties still on crotch
Simulated sex with body doubles (I mean what's the point of an actress being in a sex scene when she can't have sex on camera)

[jimipresley]

I notice that so many people really dislike anal and find it a total turn-off in porn. Why is it then, that every porn movie has anal?

[donkeyfarmer]

over-acting, or just plain old ugly...

[Facial_King]

I notice that so many people really dislike anal and find it a total turn-off in porn. Why is it then, that every porn movie has anal?

Good question - perhaps the performers and the producers just want more anal. They're used to standard vag sex, and they just need to keep ratcheting up the deviance factor. I do think that the market for anal stuff is oversaturated. Especially the "gape" stuff. I surely don't get any harder when I'm shown the inside of a hot chick's colon. Gross....and boring.

I'm not opposed to anal, but the tidal wave of it the last several years is just too much.

Anyway, the real reason I'm here is to say that I'm turned off by the use of those dental instrument things that hold a girl's mouth open. Quite lame, and not at all arousing.

:confused:

[XXXFreak]

anal and women spitting on the dicks all the time during blowjobs.

[laxe]

1) Grotesque enhanced boobs
2) Anal
3) BJs
4) Anything scatalogical
5) Anything depicting violence
6) Unattractive women
7) Facials
what?

[Maxell66]

Watching shit coming from girls asshole can be really annoying

http://www.picture-movies.com/scat-movie-7q/

enough to see those video pics. I'm not clicking on them. I really hate that.

[ratbastid]

really bad breast augmentation-- i.e. scars. I Hate That.
Brazzers is full of it, I ended membership cause there seems to be no attempt at hiding it.:mad:

[CRASHnBURN]

Asian with condom, lost in her ass, could do it to

http://freeporn.pichunter.com/kas/My_Asian_Massage/31299/free_videos.html

I actually find this one funny. :rofl:

[brc74]

Yeah, yeah, I know, you're not suppose to be looking at the man in a porn clip, but I hate it when the man has certain features that distract you. Like over the top tattoos(That guy from Mr Big Dick or whatever it's called) or a steroid enhanced body that makes him look like The Thing from The Fantastic Four. Even if he is wearing a silly hat, it distracts me. I'd rather the man just look like an average male that doesn't draw attention.

Also elderly men being licked and suckedby teen girls makes bile rise in my mouth.
Has anyone been to 89.com? You sometimes come across pics of some old man that looks like Dick Cheney having sex with asian and non asian teens.:throwup:

[lasrifle]

aside from the usual turn-offs, I have an unusual one: Lingerie

Bustiers, teddies, silk stockings, garter belts, all that frilly lacey shit. I can't stand it, especially garter belts. Even if I am totally into the porn star, i can't enjoy it if she is wearing lingerie

[lasrifle]

also I hate it when they dress up the chicks like they are kids. pig tails, school girl uniforms, stuffed toys, lollipops. Hate all that lolita shit.

[satrap]

Babes with three boobs

http://www.gipsyvids.com/muff/real/01/index.html

[ratbastid]

also I hate it when they dress up the chicks like they are kids. pig tails, school girl uniforms, stuffed toys, lollipops. Hate all that lolita shit.


aside from the usual turn-offs, I have an unusual one: Lingerie

Bustiers, teddies, silk stockings, garter belts, all that frilly lacey shit. I can't stand it, especially garter belts. Even if I am totally into the porn star, i can't enjoy it if she is wearing lingerie



No offense, man ...but damn, thats rough! :(
must be difficult to find what does turn you on

[LacieHeartFan]

Fat girls
Non-white girls (and pasty white skin)
Freckles, acne, braces
Hairy pussy
If the girl is getting fucked by more than one guy, or if the other girl(s) aren't attractive
If the girl is getting fucked by a guy who is bald and/or has a toned body
A girl that doesn't clean up before the photo/video shoot (you know what I mean)
Excessive amounts of tattoos (i.e. I only like small ones or those just above her ass)
Smoking, drinking, or other drug use
Bad teeth

Yeah, I'm a pr0n elitist.:2 cents:

[Elwood70]

also I hate it when they dress up the chicks like they are kids. pig tails, school girl uniforms, stuffed toys, lollipops. Hate all that lolita shit.

I hate that as well....if I think on it too long,it actually starts to creep me out a bit.I hate when the word "teen" is in every link.

[Elwood70]

Thought of more,but I didn't make the edit limit....

Choking noises-real or fake.
POV movies/clips where the guy operating the camera will not SHUT THE FUCK UP....
When the guy is louder than the girl
What I refer to as the "blonde bandwagon"-when seemingly all pornstars are conditioned to believe that blonde is always better.
Too many tats,don't get me wrong,I like tats-have two of 'em myself-but there's a limit.

[lasrifle]

No offense, man ...but damn, thats rough! :(
must be difficult to find what does turn you on

HOT NAKED WOMEN HAVING SEX.

Crazy concept, huh?

[breitling99]

I'm probably on my own here, but Having any kind of man in my porn is a massive turn off. Porn for me is a fantasy about ME having sex with these women, & my cock is not that big, I don't wear shirts with no sleeves, I'm not ridiculously cocky, I don't go to the gym or get shit tattoos, I don't treat my GF's like shit or talk dirty in a heavy American accent. As I have had past GF's I use solo galleries & imagine what they'd be like with me, & use the best nights with ex Gf's to fill in the blanks....

Lol bet I'm on my own!

[reddawn]

Shemales (very gross), extreme hair vaginal and anal, skinny pornstars with ridiculously large boobs and close up of cum in a woman's pussy.

[reddawn]

This (http://imagesocket.com/view/apples_and_latex774.jpg)

(in case you're wondering about the link, "this" is a woman stuffing apples in her pussy and up her ass)



Damn that is absolute sickening especially the last pic ewwww

[lasrifle]

and close up of cum in a woman's pussy.

Lol, I can understand the other stuff, but it's funny you would mention the most natural thing in sex. You realize that's where it's supposed to go? that's the whole purpose of the sex act?

[ratbastid]

Lol, I can understand the other stuff, but it's funny you would mention the most natural thing in sex. You realize that's where it's supposed to go? that's the whole purpose of the sex act?

I second that- :confused:

[RealMenSwallow]

Chicks with dicks...bigger than mine :bawling:

[Embryoyo]

Feet... Anything to do with feet/toes. Licking feet, sucking toes, footjobs, footjobs with heels... NO!!! That's NOT hot. It's just disgusting and stupid.

[belgianass]

Chicks with dicks...bigger than mine :bawling:

lol ... :rofl::laugh::rofl2:

[STDiva]

When Lee Stone starts picking up women with one arm and turns them sideways and upside down. Ok Lee I get it, you're on steroids just stick to the script.

Hahahahahaha best quote in the history of the intrawebz.

[D-rock]

Hahahahahaha best quote in the history of the intrawebz.

The sad part is if he is on steriods his look is pretty bad and he doesn't know how to use them or build his body. He always has that watery, bloated, soft look where his skin doesn't look right. :1orglaugh

[Kil4Thril]

The sad part is if he is on steriods his look is pretty bad and he doesn't know how to use them or build his body. He always has that watery, bloated, soft look where his skin doesn't look right. :1orglaugh


Steroids do that (well, the highly androgenic ones, mainly anything taken orally). Also, insulin use (also big in bodybuilding) will make you look like a water balloon.

[D-rock]

Steroids do that (well, the highly androgenic ones, mainly anything taken orally). Also, insulin use (also big in bodybuilding) will make you look like a water balloon.

Most bodybuilders I have known that know what are doing don't have that problem. It's usually the people that just inject things in themselves without the knowledge to do it right and limit any side effects. Of course sooner or later if you push enough your body will fight back against you. Then again some people's genetics just suck. Still you would think they would just not go that route rather than look like crap.

[zombieg]

-gaping assholes
- when the girl is boring & looks like she'd rather be doing anything else

[Skyraider22]

Well having an ugly face is an instant turn off. But when an ugly face starts making expressions it gets even worse:eek:

[ACNA]

I hate it when the cameraman talks. I also hate it when there are guys, I prefer solo.

[Kil4Thril]

Most bodybuilders I have known that know what are doing don't have that problem. It's usually the people that just inject things in themselves without the knowledge to do it right and limit any side effects. Of course sooner or later if you push enough your body will fight back against you. Then again some people's genetics just suck. Still you would think they would just not go that route rather than look like crap.

Ok, you do know enough without a huge scientific dissertation. I agree with you.:glugglug:

[jbailes]

Excess drool during cocksucking
All that damn spanking that leaves all the red marks on girls' asses
When the guy is yelping more than the girl is. that absolutely sucks

[ratbastid]

Scat porn= YUCK

Also, I hate it when an extremely hot chick does a scene with a guy that barely blows a load. You'd think he'd save up, knowing he's got a scene to shoot(haha)- its always been dissappointing to me :mad: ---- I know I would do sooo much better, lol

[pcan22]

I could draw up a long list, in no particular order.

01. Spitting. I know sometimes you have to use some saliva for the sake of lubricant, but when a guy (or girl) just drops a huge glob of spit on the goods, that's just kind of nasty.

02. Whenever a guy does something with a girl's feet. Okay, this one isn't all that bad, just because there are some cute girls out there with nice looking clean feet, but I hate it when a guy will put some girl's toes in his mouth without a second thought.

03. Human excrement. I don't even need to explain this one.

04. Guys slapping buttocks (though not as bad), and slapping breasts. A light pat on the bottom can be sexy, but it looks horrible when a guy does a loud smack on a girl's ass or her chest. Some women have sensitive nipples you know.

05. When women are treated like garbage. Putting aside norms of the adult industry, it looks retarded when a guy is treating a girl like trash and just straight up abusing her. (Seriously, I would kill to see one video where some guy takes time out to make the girl really horny and spends more than three seconds licking her pussy.)

06. Rediculously huge breasts, especially fake ones. There's just a point where no amount of breast augmentation will make a girl look any hotter than she does already.

07. Ugly or fat girls. Just because you have a D cup doesn't mean you are a huge turn on. For me at least.

08. Putting objects in orifices that aren't dildos. I'm not a big fan of dildos to being with, but putting apples, eggs, grapefruit, or guys heads in places where they shouldn't go just irks me.

09. Trashy outfits. This would probably go at the bottom of my list, but I have never been a fan of fishnet stockings, ripped up shirts, dominatrix stuff, or what have you. What ever happened to lacy bras and panties, or some silk lingerie?

[satrap]

Hemorrhoids are bad for porn business

http://www.fistingvidz.com/squirting/gal179/bomb.html

[assholebythedoor]

transsexuals
homosexuals
bi-sexuals

when you see someone walk in the background
when they don't get straight to the sex
and screaming and moaning.

[hos]

still: dubbed porn, in special if the aaah's and oooh's are dubbed as well.

[jimipresley]

French pedicures. Urgh! Anal, DP. Oh, and Sean Michaels.

[sloan]

When a girl slaps her own pussy hard, instant turn off for me.

[maildude]

Gagging/Puking
Foot Fetish
Slapping
Bad Music
Bad Camera Work
Bad Lighting
Bad Dialogue
Marc Wallice

[satrap]

Five nipple babes

(example)
http://www.weirdpornpics.com/teenlesbians2.html

[Venecia]

1. guys spitting in girls mouths

2. Manuel Ferrari

3. hairy assholes

4. John Strong

[Aurora]

-Ugly girls
-Ugly boobs
-Guys treating the girls bad even if the girls seem to like it.
-I hate when the camera is focusing on the guy's face or ass.
-I hate watching the girl lick the guy's ass
-Excessive semen on a girl's face
-Hairy butt holes
-Stupidly skinny chicks/excessively overweight chicks
-Focusing on the guy's dick
-I get grossed out if the guy fucking the chick is too hairy.
-Girl sucking on a guy's toes.

I agree with any single statement here. Apart of that, anything that has to do with excrement/unire, unrealisticly large tits (read: Tiffany Towers), spitting and lack of hygene in general, and overally too much talking for the man's side.

[Aurora]

It's cool. I'm not a bigot either (although for my politically in-correct personality, I've been accused sometimes), I must say I just don't enjoy seeing interracial scenes for a number of reasons. For one I'm only attracted physically to my own race (white/calcasian) and I just especially hate all the strangely misogyist "Black brotha fucks white ho's" sites. That shit gets on my nerves so I avoid al interracial sites and photo shoots and movies altogether. I was really disappointed when I saw Alexis May (she is my favorite) do a scene wfor shaft.uncovered...

I just have to agree, even though some would exclude me as well for beeing a Jew.

[Reeze]

Tatoos
piercings (some are ok)
extreme things
rough porno, bad treating of girls

[costporsche]

Gagging/Puking
Foot Fetish
Slapping
Bad Music
Bad Camera Work
Bad Lighting
Bad Dialogue
Intense Anal
A2M

[britlover]

Well, easy thing to say is too much hair and weird looking dicks. But it is more complex. Steroid pigs, looking more like a day at the gym more than making love is annoying. No connection between the actors are boring.

Ugly looking sets, ranging from poor hotels to butt-ugly matts and what-not. I mean come-on, this is fantasy, If I want to see ugly looking rooms, I got one right here behind me!
I really hate it when one girl is perhaps posing, stripping, rubbing it, then suddenly out comes 2 weird looking guys, looking like they just got out from doing serious jail-time, tatoos and all, violating "my" sweet looking video-dream-girl.

Weird cutting and angle changes, too much zoom use.
It annoys me when suddenly the bra or the panties is gone, when did that happen, I want to see that.
It annoys me completly that I seldom get to see the penis dick entering the "lovegrotto" the first time, but suddenly they are getting at it, I mean, how about savouring the moment?
I would love too see the girl perhaps is wet even before they go at it (but I guess they are not, Its another day at work).

Also annoying is blowjobs, when the guy suddenly pulls out, then he himself whacks it off, for a minute or two, until he lay it on the tounge or whatever, I mean, who does that? If I got to choose between my favourite porn-stars sweet lips and my own hand, haha! Oh, and fake-looking cum, looking like cake-icing... And the ladies, swallow more please ;)



Amen, brotha. And to EVERYTHING you wrote. :D

I loved everything you wrote, but especially how most serious looking/fucked up dudes are introduced these days: "I really hate it when one girl is perhaps posing, stripping, rubbing it, then suddenly out comes 2 weird looking guys, looking like they just got out from doing serious jail-time, tatoos and all, violating "my" sweet looking video-dream-girl."

That is so true, I was laughin' my balls off and clapping the whole time. I agree whole heartedly ...

[young_guns]

anal turns me off

[Nina_Mercedez]

A full Bush on guys or girls ....Gross trim it!

[howie789]

ugly face

too much cellulite

[lostwood_7]

anything that involves medical equipment...

[butters33]

black guys on any chick
Night vision scenes
pissing

[rwill25]

I hate it when the girl looks uninterested and looks like she's getting raped. Also anal sex

[britlover]

Gotta continously agree with Anal being *VERY* overrated. I simply don't get the facination with the shit-shoot my fellow gentlemen. But alas, to each they're own ...

[barebeaverlover]

A full Bush on guys or girls ....Gross trim it!

I agree 100%:glugglug:

[Kara x]

To me it's mainly slightly violent porn scenes- like choking and just generally being mean to some poor girl.

Theres something i saw a while ago that seems to be about screwing women who are asleep. That worries me slightly...

[bonkers69]

i know this sounds wierd but watching a hot chick fuck some guy who isnt even halfway hard

[Jason z]

Toilet licking, Even if it is Tory Lane and Bella Donna. And with the new most disgusting video out, If you thought two girls one cup is nasty, Then you haven't seen nothing yet. 2 guys one cup.

[usmc071984]

anything involving poo and girls bein beaten on. as much as i love the idea of roleplaying with a girl and pretending im raping her just once to see what its like, when i see it bein done in videos it seems brutal and disturbing.....

[Xombie3000]

1) too much hair down below

2) when it gets to the point where the girl looks like she's getting raped

3) too much focus on the dude

[kuruption]

extreme things
rough porno, bad treating of girls

I agree with these. I would also add constant spitting in each other's genitals to the list.

[climactic1]

"Bathroom" fetish, gagging oral sex, extreme closeups, and any man on man sexual contact.

[climactic1]

BTW, I just remembered while posting on "ask a british guy," any time I hear a girl use silly words during sex like, "wank," "bum," arse," or "knickers."... Not sexy.

[S-rio]

when the girl starts putting her whole hand in her ass or pussy

[Elwood70]

Putting the word "teen" in every link possible.Instant skip.

[iPlay2wynn]

Vomit. Scat. That shit is really gross. I don't like it when they get too rough with the girls.
That shit make my dick go down. Guys putting their foot on the chicks head while fucking her. Those chicks that are gagging because they are holding their head with their hand and the dick is to the back of their throat. Sperm cumming out of a chicks nose. Ewwww.

[hiawatha]

External cum shots.
Women licking their lips as a come-on.
Over-the-top screaming and cursing.
Mechanical jack-hammer humping.
The moronic degraded looks on the male actors' faces.
Actually, everything defined as "porn-star" sex is a turn off.

Do I want to see people actually making love?

HELL YES!

[TwatDetective]

Small breasts, droopy breasts, 'feet worshipness', harry vagina.

I think that's pretty much all the things.

[britlover]

I know many men have this as they're ultimate fantasy, but I don't care, I got one disgusting word:

Twins.

Blah, blah and double blah. I'm sorry but I just don't see the attraction. To me it's every bit as disgusting as Preggo (Pregnant women) shit. I mean seeing basically incest and boardline at least incest licking of two women sharing a cock, licking up and down, and taking turns riding a cock and them sometimes sharing a cumshot is beyond gross. I've seen two or three and I vow tonot see anymore.

I just don't see the fantasy appeal. Alas, to each they're own.

[jo-nathan]

I would have to say that a scene I saw once where a guy shot his load on the girls ass and then liked it of and spit it in the girls mouth. Instant turn off.

[barebeaverlover]

Putting the word "teen" in every link possible.Instant skip.

Agreed-I won't go near it:glugglug:

[Manalishi]

Oh yeah twins are cool!
But porn stars on the forum. You ladies are hot, thanks for being here!

[Zoso1122]

White girls that always do scenes with non-white male performers. Don't mind it as a one off, perhaps, but it annoys me when it is constant.

Claudia Maria comes to mind.

[squallumz]

im not a fan of guys sticking their fingers in the girls mouths.

[euroica]

I think it is to much anal in porn and an other thing is it when the dick is showed down in the troat. It sounds like when you are reparing the sink

[deltro]

Small dicks/soft dicks (Mostly exists in Asian flicks..like how the hell they got this job if they can't even get hard for the camera)

Not to sound homophobic or anything but...

[Powderxxx]

Seeing myself on camera. That would turn anyone off.

[Lifedragon]

I think it is to much anal in porn and an other thing is it when the dick is showed down in the troat. It sounds like when you are reparing the sink

I hate that too especially when the girl does that crap were she throws up and than rubs it in its disgusting and makes me want to throw up too.

[TK08]

Over The Top noises and moans....i really dont see the point

[rwill25]

I know many men have this as they're ultimate fantasy, but I don't care, I got one disgusting word:

Twins.

Blah, blah and double blah. I'm sorry but I just don't see the attraction. To me it's every bit as disgusting as Preggo (Pregnant women) shit. I mean seeing basically incest and boardline at least incest licking of two women sharing a cock, licking up and down, and taking turns riding a cock and them sometimes sharing a cumshot is beyond gross. I've seen two or three and I vow tonot see anymore.

I just don't see the fantasy appeal. Alas, to each they're own.

oh, and don't u hate it when the guy stick his dick in the girl's vagina?... GROSS!

[hos]

I know many men have this as they're ultimate fantasy, but I don't care, I got one disgusting word:

Twins.

Blah, blah and double blah. I'm sorry but I just don't see the attraction. To me it's every bit as disgusting as Preggo (Pregnant women) shit. I mean seeing basically incest and boardline at least incest licking of two women sharing a cock, licking up and down, and taking turns riding a cock and them sometimes sharing a cumshot is beyond gross. I've seen two or three and I vow tonot see anymore.

I just don't see the fantasy appeal. Alas, to each they're own.

you should try a peek at Anna Michelle and her sister. they go far beyond imagination :D

http://www.egafd.co.uk/actresses/gallery.php/id/l0433
http://www.egafd.co.uk/actresses/gallery.php/id/k0308

[hos]

still: dubbed porn, in special if the aaah's and oooh's are dubbed as well.

and just after watching him again after several years...

TT Boy's finish.


how could he ever become that famous in this industry? :1orglaugh

[britlover]

you should try a peek at Anna Michelle and her sister. they go far beyond imagination :D

http://www.egafd.co.uk/actresses/gallery.php/id/l0433
http://www.egafd.co.uk/actresses/gallery.php/id/k0308

Yeah they're ot, but I wouldn't watch anything where they're together. That's just sick to me.

And to rwill25: Meh, smart assy answer--but alas, funny none the less. ;)

Like I said, I knowe it's a big fantasy for a minority, but Twin shit simply doesn't do anything for me. To each they're own.

And I agree the overrated "Teen" shit. MILFS/Mature women are MUCH sexier as women, naturally, reach they're sexual peek later in they're lives anyway.

Also two words: Max Hardcore. What a douche.

[ArabJames]

i dont know....but for some reason when a guy eats a girl out....thats not my thing

[unforgettable1]

When the director/camera man talks!
SHUT THE HELL UP

[hos]

Yeah they're ot, but I wouldn't watch anything where they're together. That's just sick to me.

the idea of this suggestion was more an immunization-factor. if you've seen Anna Michelle with Katja, you learn what's really "sick" when it comes to sisters / twins.

cause they didn't just do the boy ;). and after that, you may can enjoy other twin acts you may actually like only in films where they are not together. ok, nothing from importance, just want to show that i don't see a real problem having twins in a scene unless they don't fuck each other.

[stampede2873]

The one thing I CANNOT stand is hearing the guy moan like a woman!

What the hell is that about? Your a dude in a porn movie, shut the hell up so the rest of us can enjoy!

Seymore Butts is a huge defiler with his girly moans - bastard ruined one to many what could have been fantastic scenes for me.

Oh... ATTENTION MEN IN PORN: unless you are 6 inches in diameter, stop FISH-HOOKING the women!!! Your not big enuff to need to pull and stretch on their lips!

[satrap]

weird pussy is ujjjk
http://adultpornmov.com/max/new/itsreal/002/tbomb.html

[anomaly]

Women drinking smoothies out of their asses, eating food that has just received a glaze of semen, sticking fruit or other weird stuff in the pussy.:2 cents:

[johnman3305]

weird pussy is ujjjk
http://adultpornmov.com/max/new/itsreal/002/tbomb.html

wtf....

mine is when the girl is surprized when she sees his penis

[doc1456]

smoking, bad acting (as if I watch porn for the acting), when a guy talks throughout the scene

[SuchALiveWire]

I don't like it when a girl just out of nowhere comes out and starts suckign a dudes cock, gets ZERO foreplay, supposedly has an orgasm from this?

I love big breasts so if you have a big breast site I want to see the girls breasts getting grabbed, squeezed, sucked, fucked, and these big tits site don't have the men do anything to the breasts except fuck them (which is great, but I want more)

I can't stand when some foreign guy starts talking sounding like Hitler...ummm I"ll be back

[assholebythedoor]

shit, everything, porn sucks. Most of the time. When a bitchs acts snobby like she wouldn't suck your cock. Or like she don't suck cock. and Stupid people.

[Trurostriker]

There are a lot of differing opinions on this list. For instance, I don't mind some craziness. I don't think 500cc's of silicone makes a girl any less fit.

Only certain things should come out of the body during sex. Those things range in color from clear to white. Anything outside of that is deeply disturbing.
Hair below the neck. Any.
Most guys look pretty ridiculous in porn. They're either enormously over-jacked or weirdos who look like heroine addicts. Or they are not cut. Strange. I prefer POV. At the very least, minimize the gabbing. Or keep it to a minimum. I think it's maybe fine in a full-length video. But probably the majority of viewings online are of 30 second clips. Clips aren't viewed for the audio.
Fat.
Tiny jugs. If they work on your frame, I think you'll know it from your success.
Little people.
I agree that twins are gross.
I fancy an older star just as anyone else but...there is a limit. In porn, 30 is getting old. Few are still going strong at 35-40. Beyond that you need to be one resilient bird.

[oeoeoeoe]

If there is more than one man in the scene. I don't care how many women there are in the scene, 8, 9 10, 50, the more the merrier; but please, <=1 dick.

[prof_porn]

Some of the nocumdodging scenes are awesome dude.

Few things turn me off. Poo related stuff is about it. No scat.

[Wainkerr99]

Basically where porn is going now; what everyone supposedly wants;
already posted, I know, but pregnant women in porn.
The whole horror death thing being shoved across - brutality, slashing, hurting women. Then the 'olden day; red faced guy where u just see sex organs.
(That Conan movie where they ate body parts with the snake overseeing - that seems to be what some porn stars have in mind).
Go into one in particular's site it's so dark and dismal, like some satanic ritual. "Saw V1, the Sex Chronicles" or something.:mad:
Oh, and another thing - I saw magazine covers of 'gaping' asses like 20 years ago.

[oeoeoeoe]

Basically where porn is going now; what everyone supposedly wants;
already posted, I know, but pregnant women in porn.
The whole horror death thing being shoved across - brutality, slashing, hurting women. Then the 'olden day; red faced guy where u just see sex organs.
(That Conan movie where they ate body parts with the snake overseeing - that seems to be what some porn stars have in mind).
Go into one in particular's site it's so dark and dismal, like some satanic ritual. "Saw V1, the Sex Chronicles" or something.:mad:
Oh, and another thing - I saw magazine covers of 'gaping' asses like 20 years ago.

Saw VI is going to be a porn movie? You're probably right, they must have run out of ideas by now. I wonder what the traps would be like...make someone cum in under a minute or you get fucked by Jigsaw?

[Latterer]

Female ejaculation.Weird.

[eidetiker]

When the camera person moves the camera down to show the girl's body when the two performers are kissing.

When they show the guy more than the girl.

When they show the guy's ASSHOLE or feet.

[Rinzo]

Overly bushy pussy.

When the girl is giving head and licking the guy's balls everything is fine, but sometimes they start licking the guy's asshole and that's gross to me.

Creampies.

Pregnant women.

Anything remotely related to scat.

Probably there are more things, but that's off the top of my head right now.

[marycareyfan]

where do i begin? my biggest bugbear is dp....in the same hole.

[Baill Inneraora]

Anything remotely related to scat.



I am scared to even ask what scat is.

[Rinzo]

I am scared to even ask what scat is.
You're lucky man. Ignorance is bless, my friend.

Still, I'm cruel, so... Go to some porn wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? tracker - they usually have many different categories and look for scat and check it out (usually it goes hand to hand with charming categories like piss and puke). You'd be sorry, probably, but you'll know what it is :wave2:

[Baill Inneraora]

I googled scat. Coprophilia came up. After reading the def, I don't want any visual examples.

[prof_porn]

[QUOTE=Rinzo;2811980
Creampies.
[/QUOTE]

They are hot!

[Rinzo]

They are hot!
*shudders*
Can't stand them.

[mongo18]

Twins, sisters, mother/daughter, anyone related to anyone should not be in the same porn pic, no matter how softcore. I don't care if they're only posing, or how hot they are, I can't get turned on by twins.

[scooter]

Nipple & clit piercings, harsh tanlines, hitting, slapping or abuse of any kind, pissing, Ron Jeremy, cum-dodging.

[scooter]

Nipple & clit piercings, harsh tanlines, hitting, slapping or abuse of any kind, pissing, Ron Jeremy, cum-dodging.

[prof_porn]

You guys reject half the quality stuff!

[bigmofo]

i would say shit like scat is an obvious turn off for me

but a few mostly normal things that make my dick limp include

- nasty assholes of chicks
- shots of dudes' ass
- fake tits
- mature porn
- fat porn (a bit chubby is ok but not 300 lbs)
- fisting
- gaping
-dp
- anything anal disgusts me
- nasty burnt up pussies

[jor04n]

terrible camera work. for instance if they miss the good action by focusing on crap action.

[Wainkerr99]

Saw VI is going to be a porn movie? You're probably right, they must have run out of ideas by now. I wonder what the traps would be like...make someone cum in under a minute or you get fucked by Jigsaw?
He hee. Good one. :)

[euroica]

Pregnant woman turns me of

[Dream_Deceiver]

Many things.
- I don't like anal, though I watch it if my favorite pornstar is doing it.
- Max Hardcore. He's in jail now or something :thefinger
- Beating, slapping ... I think this is just too much.
- Male porn actors such as Lee Stone (he has a terrible face and defect dick.) in this animation which(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/StreetSharks.gif) it's probably him, because of his female breasts and his defect dick. God I hate him. I would really fire him out of the business if I could.
- There could be some more things, but I already forgot them.




:wave:

[Facetious]

Re: Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

√ When the chic is deep throating 12'' cock and her moaning sounds like she drowning in the bathtub.


√ Any vigorous, non intimate sex scene.

[analad]

what turns me off immediately? that stupid camera shot from behind the guy as he is drilling the chik from behind & all u see is his fucking hairy ass and lopsided balls. Plus the lighting never works for that shot , either

[Jason z]

Half of the stuff mentioned on here turns me on. lol.. Except for seeing the male pornstar. I guess I am into really hardcore stuff. Gaping doesn't bother me. It's pretty hot. Now rape scenes get alittle out of hand and Max hardcore who has probably been referenced alot. Still is complete bullshit how he went to jail.

[britlover]

I notice many mentioning legendary douche (sorry to any who dig him) Max Hardcore goin' to jail. Can some who are more knowing then me please fill me in on just what he just did jail time for? I know the govenment here has tried to bust up his company a few times.

[Dream_Deceiver]

I notice many mentioning legendary douche (sorry to any who dig him) Max Hardcore goin' to jail. Can some who are more knowing then me please fill me in on just what he just did jail time for? I know the govenment here has tried to bust up his company a few times.

I didn't really understand your question.

Here is some stuff about him :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore

:wave:

[satanic_boy69]

what turns me off immediately? that stupid camera shot from behind the guy as he is drilling the chik from behind & all u see is his fucking hairy ass and lopsided balls. Plus the lighting never works for that shot , either
God, I hate that too. Especially since you see more of the dude than the girl.

I also hate it when they only show a cowgirl shot for less than 30sec. It's my favorite shot!

And I'm not fond of watching a guy eat a girl out.

[bandanoantri]

a cock

[Sleazy Disco]

Any violent scene, implied or otherwise.

An endless boring 10 minute closeup of a dick thrusting in and out of a vagina.

The girl acting like she isn't enjoying it or just doesn't care.

Some ugly bloke's grinning mug right in the camera.

[Wainkerr99]

a cock

You mean like these cocks?

'cos dude, those cocks are gorgeous. Or do you mean constant boring close up drilling, or just seeing it flop around, or what? Even as a guy, you can see they are shapely, and then maybe just look away.

http://nshoneys.com/hosted1/hh/gals/katerina-hovorkova-big-titties-takes-two/index.php?id=100025

[Donkey Boy]

Spitting. Gaping. Pissing. The Mouthfuck gag thing.

[prof_porn]

^^

all those things turn me on.

cma,

great link!
esp pic 9

[Rinzo]

Ya, for the life of me, I'd never understand what bad there is in the mouthfuck gag thing :dunno:

[wingman00]

Disrespecting women.

[dmwill]

Someone has probably mentioned it in the last 36 pages...

When the camera focuses on the guy's face as he 'pretends' to moan. Not cool, especially when you're batting off about to cum then the camera suddenly goes onto the guy.

Also disrespectful things to girls, slapping/being too rough etc. A small amount is alright...but there is a stage where the line is crossed.

[howie789]

Might sound too simple- ugly girls, or "skanky" looking girls. Give me a pretty face and an OK body, as opposed to an ugly chick with a perfect body.

[Facetious]

yeah, when the dick is pounding ass and just when it become obvious that the chick is about to explode, the piece of shit rat pulls it and tells her to :blowjob:

give her the courtesy of 10 seconds you scumbag !




AND . . people who open up ten accounts on the same board.

[GiNnJuice]

Scat porn....yuck
Beastiality...yucker
Shemale/Trans....yuckiest

[Squirt]

I'm not a fan of:
-interracial
-men giving women oral
-anal (though I may give it a chance if the actress is a favorite of mine)
-gaping
-women licking men's ass (girl/girl is FANTASTIC!)
-cumshots. I've never willingly watched one at the end of a scene. Grosses me out.

[Wainkerr99]

Any violent scene, implied or otherwise.

An endless boring 10 minute closeup of a dick thrusting in and out of a vagina.

The girl acting like she isn't enjoying it or just doesn't care.

Some ugly bloke's grinning mug right in the camera.

I like your avatar. So, mmm oddly unsettling. Kind of like Addams Family meets Nosferatu or something. :hatsoff:

[thegod]

i dont really like soap or oil all over the girls

doesn't do anything for me and it makes everything really dirty and disgusting looking

[kevdog37]

I am relatively new here but I have a lot to say on this subject.

I hate violent scenes that suggest rape or something else. This type of thing is to me a horrible mark on the industry. I admit that the girls doing it are consenting and they are probably protected but I just can't stand that kind of scene.

Another thing I don't care for is silence or noise from an actress that is obviously being feigned. I think the female should at least be a good enough performer to make it seem as though she is enjoying herself.

Any sexual scene involving pee or toilets totally turns me off. It's the most unnatural thing I have scene in the business and I can't stand it. To me it's on the same rung as violent scenes.

Now with all of that said I do like aggresive slutty women like Ava Devine. Ava demonstrates control in sex and is the epitomy of a dominant female without taking it to the level of bondage or violence. She is one of my favorite stars. Ashlyn Gere was really good at this to. Some of the best scenes she ever starred in were when she was playing a dominant figure in the scene.

[Wainkerr99]

I am relatively new here but I have a lot to say on this subject.

I hate violent scenes that suggest rape or something else. This type of thing is to me a horrible mark on the industry. I admit that the girls doing it are consenting and they are probably protected but I just can't stand that kind of scene.

Any sexual scene involving pee or toilets totally turns me off. It's the most unnatural thing I have scene in the business and I can't stand it. To me it's on the same rung as violent scenes.

Glad to see I'm not alone on this.
Unfortunately there's 2 extremely well known performers who's names I won't mention - it's pointless, like spitting in the wind - who are pushing for horror, violence and abuse in porn. They believe this is what we want.
Basically porn will start turning to this in total so they will continue to make money by shocking fans, and as people turn to aggression more.
Also merciless pounding by huge 11' dicks will also likely become industry standard.
Amazing how violence in porn earns you respect and acclaim in the world. Skyscraper billboards, advertising contracts, mainstream film opportunities. And an enormous heap of cash.
And here I thought humans would evolve into something better.
Sad, but it is what it is.

[CADDYMAN]

fake boobs

unrealistic talking...screaming.....example Lilly Tai

[Rinzo]

Basically porn will start turning to this in total so they will continue to make money by shocking fans, and as people turn to aggression more.
Also merciless pounding by huge 11' dicks will also likely become industry standard.
And here I thought humans would evolve into something better.
And don't think that porn will turn so total. There will always be variety for the different tastes.
There is nothing wrong with pounding by huge dicks :dunno:
Humans will never evolve into something better and even if they would... don't look for that in porn.

[britlover]

I didn't really understand your question.

Here is some stuff about him :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore

:wave:

Dream Deceiver:

I was merely wondering what got him into such hot water. Strange, since I thought I made it clear. Ah well, no big deal what so ever.

And big thanks. I just looked at his english language Wikipedia entry last night after thinking about it for a while. He's actually currently out of jail as of now.

[britlover]

Any violent scene, implied or otherwise.

An endless boring 10 minute closeup of a dick thrusting in and out of a vagina.

The girl acting like she isn't enjoying it or just doesn't care.

Some ugly bloke's grinning mug right in the camera.

I agree with all four things you mentioned. I prefer video tape'd scenes, though as of late, I've simply been enjoying free still galleries ...

[Wickedclown]

Any violent scene, implied or otherwise.

An endless boring 10 minute closeup of a dick thrusting in and out of a vagina.

The girl acting like she isn't enjoying it or just doesn't care.

Some ugly bloke's grinning mug right in the camera.

Exactly. How many eastern-euro Girls play in movies where you can actually see that they were forced into porn. I think this isn´t what porn was "invented" for.

[ospice003]

For me, it's a girl getting gagged and almost puking. That's just nasty.

[britlover]

While I normally, just for the most part, don't honestly give two shits and a flying fuck who the male performers working in the scenes are, notoriously loud cummers always distract me, and take me out of my about to cum myself mood.

That includes Mark Davis tuggin at his infamous uncircumsized, burnt pink member ("Wah, wah wah wah!..." urgh) and of course, the king of Cum himself who I'll let slide a bit since I do watch a lot of his compilations, Peter North ("Argh, Argh Arrgghh!...").

Fort he most part I'll excuse Peter, as I said, cause of his infamous cumshots are just still so unique to watch at his age. Gotta say it's a fantasy of mine to save up for days and days and to eventually cum cover a woman's face & tits some day.

But yeah, loud male cumming so badly need's to be edited out audio wise, and for Christ's sake, stop showing the close-ups of the males "Oh!" faces. Sure is one damn TERRIBLE site to be tuggin' along to, all of a sudden, after seeing a women fingering her pussy after enjoying some cock, and waiting for the cum to arrive on her face. Simply an un-excuseable modern edit flaw that I (and apparently many others on here) cannot stand ... *nods head sadly*

[britlover]

Gotta add I recently watched a mostly nice though overly long Extreme Holly (SO sad she retired:() clip, and the ending was very painful. VERY much indeed.

It's proof why after the cumshot the scene need's to end before any toweling off we all don't wanna see and any more talking.

The older gentleman was all like "Arghh.... This this is Pete such & such, and I'm 64 years old, and I just came all over Holly's face... wonderful, wonderful!... Look at that smile. Ohh that face... Hmmmmmmm..." and lots of nervous, arkward silence, as she laid there with a fake/mock smile as the cum of course no doubt quickly got colder.

A complete & utter turn off for me. Blah ...

[smoknn]

to start with at the first off the scene..i like a woman in a really hot outfit...and smiling is bad...i like a fuck me look on her face.....

[senorbagocrap]

it's pretty limited for me. i can get into most things if i'm in the mood. but... "scat" and chicks that are too hairy are by big two that if i see it, i'm out of there

[binbin]

Gagging that leads to puking and runny eyes. Just not for me.

Also girls spreading their arses. Why? Does anyone actually like that shit?

Sasha Grey is hot but I just can't watch most of her scenes because it contains far too much of the above.

Also not a fan of anal and I don't like close up shots where all you can see is the guy's dick pumping in and out of girl's pussy.

[METAL HEAD]

any film that has more angles on the guy then the women in the flim. i shut off in no time.

less shitty storylines and acting and more sex would be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who on earth watches porn for that anyway come on boreing????????????????????????

[Firedamp]

Old people porn/nudity is probably the biggest turn off of all time. And when the girl exhibits excessive screaming/moaning...what a bunch of BS! And when the guy puts on a "super stud" attitude the whole time...get over yourself and do her already asswipe :lame:

[Larry Love]

Well for me its too much pussy eating. Pussy eating is one of those things for me where its great when I'm doing it and really into it, but watching other people do it extensively, does absolutely nothing for me.

Also a killer is, the money shot that takes like an hour for the guy to bust. I wish they would edit that out, it really kills a lot of scenes.

[hedonis]

For me, it's a girl getting gagged and almost puking. That's just nasty.

Wow did YOU wait a while to make your first post! :glugglug: I was going to say "welcome", but it looks like you've been a member since 2005.

Hell of a lurking period, partner. :D

H

[britlover]

Gotta say this increasingly immature word useage phase in porn, such as the lead cheesy pron stud actor, of the camera man, yamming away with just talkin' nasty, stupid shit, such as "Ahh yeah... Ya like it down your stink-hole" or "fuck-hole!" in referanceing the ladies pussies. Utterly a turn off just as much as the gagging & puking, I feel.

Again SHUT THE FUCK UP and simply FUCK HER (the lady in the scene), you lucky bastard. Sheesh ...

[pilot86]

Showing the guy's face. Dirty fingernails and feet. The obnoxious noise made by a handheld camera. Bad teeth. Flies around the action during an outdoor scene.

[Firedamp]

Showing the guy's face. Dirty fingernails and feet. The obnoxious noise made by a handheld camera. Bad teeth. Flies around the action during an outdoor scene.

Hehe, I remember seeing this older flick with Ron Jeremy in it years ago and a fly buzzed right by his schlong while this chick was stroking it flylicker

[METAL HEAD]

When a chick pulls out a vibrater well after the the male star is well spent
and has cummed all over her already and she pleases hershelf total turn off!!

[moco_8]

Ass gaping makes me want to vomit.

[britlover]

When a chick pulls out a vibrater well after the the male star is well spent
and has cummed all over her already and she pleases hershelf total turn off!!

Yeah I gotta agree. For me, all sex toys (Dildos, Vibrators and Strap-Ons, ect) are huge turn off ...

[Boothbabe]

Guys. But that's kinda expected when you're a lesbian :1orglaugh

[Niels]

I don't like bondage and BBW.

[deaded666]

I'm kind of an enigma, I love porn, but respect women. I hate when women are abused, choked, slapped, gagged, just straight up treated like shit! That stuff makes me sick!!!

[britlover]

I'm kind of an enigma, I love porn, but respect women. I hate when women are abused, choked, slapped, gagged, just straight up treated like shit! That stuff makes me sick!!!

Dude don't feel to bad. ;) I love & respect women as well. But also, I'm a huge lover of the adult film industry. I just feel the '80s and '90s treated them MUCH more with respect long before the website days.

gotta say misogynist abuse towards them (I'm looking at you, FacialAbuse.com assholes) is indeed a MAJOR turn off for me now 'n nays. While I'v emade many posts here in this thread that is so long, modern day pornography is getting more & more disgusting and less personally erotic to many and less erotic. Go figure ...

[youwanttoshagme]

An porn that is suggested by Baconsalt25.

[Larry Love]

I want to add, anything with Tony T. That guy talks way too much. People want to hear the girls not you man!!!! On top of that he does a lot of rougher-sex type stuff, which is not really my thing (I like some of that stuff thrown in for good measure, just not too much of it).

[himperv203]

Too Much Cock

[deaded666]

Need I remind anybody of The Minion. :throwup::throwup::throwup:

[robbied196]

Girls that spit, now thats fuckin disgusting! :)

[wrayven]

Breast implants

[Baill Inneraora]

To me, uncircumcised in porn is nasty.

[howie789]

a limp dick

[Wainkerr99]

Horror and porn. Kabloowie. Mwagh!

[Afficial_Nastee]

When they show the man too much , I don't wanna see that!!!! I just wanna see the girl, but I guess that's why I prefer girls solo or just girl on girl....

Also anal sex is a turn off....

[bbari]

tatoos
chain smoker voice
piercings.

[hos]

asian flicks with strange cocks. allways think i forgot my glasses, but no. is that "artsy" or "censored"? no idea, it's absurd. some folks have a real strange relationship to primary sexual organs :anonymous

[BDwestcoast]

Cum swapping. Licking Cum of the floor. Drinking it out of a shot glass (Wont say how it got there). Lastly when a guy sticks his finger in a girls ass then makes her suck it, thats defuckingsgusting, makes me kinda angry also.

[PierreDK]

Gaping assholes
German/french sound in american movies
White hairy male asses
Ron Jeremy
The actress obviously on hard drugs.
Skinny girls.

Just to mention a few things. I could makethis list a lot longer.

[angela&felicity]

a couple of things yeah, :
-Rape or anything that looks like it.
-Chocking or vomoting
-very ugly women.

[T_C]

I'm a simple guy. These are the things that turn me off:
-an ugly girl
-ugly boobs
-disgusting pussy
-anal sex

If the girl is looks good, has nice boobs and a pretty snach,

Just what Xilo said. And also when there's 2+ friggen guys. I dunno about any of you but wtf....it just turns me off when there's two or more guys doing that same chick. And one more...a hairy pussy.

[humble96]

I'm with TC. really dont like 2 guys, also to much surgery and makeup to the face. like my girls with natural beauty

[Mymessages74]

women with six-packs (washboard stomachs). Not nice

[Portillo]

Pimples around a chicks arse and anal when its obvious the chick hasnt emptied properly.
I was going to say: 1. ugly face; 2. ugly boobs; 3. lousy acting BUT pussyman69's entry sure tops yukky.

[XXXFreak]

These cheesier then normal scenes they are coming out with. Ive seen at least 2 different scenes where the women are holding guns to the guys head while they fuck. I mean come on, im sure you would have to force a guy to fuck one of these women in real life.

[ericjon04]

when i girl is shy about showing off her pussy... for some reason that REALLY turns me off. i absolutely hate it.

[TheWizardSleeve]

I HATE when they film the guy's face when hes cumming!

Oh and gay porn.

[hillhopper]

pierced cocks....seriously who would want that to get caught on their pink bits?

[doublevaglvr]

There are many things that turn me off in porn movies instantly and here is a sample list.

Reminder, it's a personal list not intended to offend anybody or judge their personal fetishes this is just stuff I see too much of and it instantly turns me off.



condoms ( ruins the scene for me )

cum dodging ( if you don't like cum then get the fuck out of porn )

big bush ( trim it or shave it, no power muff please )

hairy armpits ( shave them )

hairy ass ( shave it twice )

loud over the top yelling, moaning, screaming ( shut up bitch )

high pitch squealing ( shut the fuck up bitch, I know it's fake )

girls who look like they are in pain

fish hook ( stupidity )

intentional cum in the eye ( too rude )

fake cocks and cum

fake squirting

pretty much fake anything

bad boob jobs especially with deep scars

girls who look drunk or stoned or like junkies

anal fisting

scat

pee drinking

obesity

99 % of all midgets and or dwarves ( there are exceptions )

99.9 % of all shemales (0.01 % really are hot )

bi and or gay male anal sex, ( just looks so wrong to me )

clowns ( I mean WTF ? )

girls who look underage ( must be a lot of pedophiles out there )

granny's ( just can't see the attraction )

ugly guys that ruin the scene ( you know you've seem )

animals ( not only illegal but just wrong on so many levels )

torture or extreme BDSM ( sorry, not into pain )

amputees ( I end up feeling sorry for them, can't help it. )

lesions, boils, a lot pimples on the ass, cold sores ( they look diseased )

and my # 1 turn off in porn...

girls who look like they are just doing the scene for a paycheck

[TheDonger]

1. Fisting (not fingering, but fisting, as in sticking a fist up the girl's twat or asshole.)
2. Excessive screaming from the chick
3. Titty-fucking. I wouldn't say that it turns me off, but it doesn't even remotely turn me on.

[T_C]

1. Fisting (not fingering, but fisting, as in sticking a fist up the girl's twat or asshole.)
2. Excessive screaming from the chick
3. Titty-fucking. I wouldn't say that it turns me off, but it doesn't even remotely turn me on.

Yes all of that. I mean the girl moans when she's titty fucking wth...since when does titty fucking give a woman have an orgasm.

[downhilljunkie]

girls with high pitched squeaky voices that sound like fingernails on a chalkboard
and all dude scenes

instant limpy

[Jason z]

girls with high pitched squeaky voices that sound like fingernails on a chalkboard
and all dude scenes

instant limpy

Any examples? Of the squeaky voices.

[paveman]

For me:
- Ugly girl
- Angry face (I'm only doing this because I get paid to do so)
- Too much noise! (hey, I like some sounds, but I don't wanna hear a siren going off, I would've joined the FD if I wanted to)
- Too much of the guy on the screen (porn's about the chicks, right?)

[GabberMan]

Been here before but seem to be growing out of HC porn. Here's why:

Any of the following:

Spitting
Fisting
Swearing
Slapping
Pissing
Shitting
Implants
Racism (incl. cliched inter-racial themes)
Men and their ridiculous acting
Formulaic sex sequences always ending in cumshots
Crap music
Gagging
Bad make-up
Bad hair
Completely shaven genital zones
Suspiciously high number of East European/South American girls
Cum-swapping
Anal - I've gone right off even looking at it
Cheap film sets
School-girl/teacher simulations (for crying out loud).
Gonzo
Faux lesbian nonsense
Creampies
Bondage
Bukkake

I'm stickng mainly to softcore - sologirls, stripping vids, bikinis, etc.

[T_C]

Completely shaven genital zones? Really? Awww...

[Timbobjambo]

Not necessary in porn but girls with red nail polish turn me off instantly.

[interceptor666]

One word.

Penis.

Thats right leave that out, no need for penis in porn, I do not find guys attractive at all, And my wife will agree. Girls however in there natural state (trimmed up and or shaved) are very beautiful and are quite nice to look at.....An ugly guy with a monster freak of a wang grunting it out on the poor girl isn't attractive.:throwup:

Oh and 90% of the complaints I see in this thread are due to some dude doing something nasty..:mad:...that wouldn't happen if there was one or two girls having fun;)
^^^^
lol at my first post

[dazzamac70]

Anal then oral directly after! Gaping butt-holes also turn me off big time!

[MiGHTyDuCK]

cum swapping
animals
old guys with young chicks

and TOMMY GUNN

[Afficial_Nastee]

Fist fucking....

[Jason z]

No Cock?? NO good then for me. I gotta have a guy fucking the pornstar to make it good. What you got against Tommy Gunn? He seems alittle stuck up to me. If I had to say one big turn off, It would be A guy cum swapping with the girl. Very nasty.

[stevo2]

too much spit , or when a guy spits in the girls mouth, cum is ok of course!

[TheWizardSleeve]

pierced cocks....seriously who would want that to get caught on their pink bits?

Gross as hell. Definitely a turn off.

[thegod]

hugely muscled guys

ugly skinny guys who shouldn't be allowed to have sex with girls that hot

[BJ_Ryder]

really really dark black chicks to the point where the pussy's look like rotten plums

[METAL HEAD]

Things that should not be in the flim such as bugz strange plants wood panneling and shaggy shitty green carpet. Also unrealalistic situations both are a major turn of for me right now.

[broderic_randal]

excessive body piercings
excessive tattoos
really short hair
ugly male pornstars
extremely buff male pornstars
small boobs

[DaveL81]

Implants that are waaaayyy to big, a close up of the guy's face as he orgasms (seriously? what the fuck is up with that??), too much bush (to the point where their pussy actually looks dirty; yuck), an ugly pussy (that looks all mashed up), droopy tits, or a noisy girl.

[andthisandthat]

When there's too much dude. Meaning a) if there is more dude in the shot than girl and b) if you can clearly see the dude's asshole. :(

[andthisandthat]

a close up of the guy's face as he orgasms (seriously? what the fuck is up with that??)

Yeah that too! :mad:

[interceptor666]

and all this would be cleared up nice with a good girl on girl.

[Nester6]

Boring female fucks that just lay there. They've got to have energy, like what they are doing, and use plenty of godamnfucking dirty language with fucking passion!

[britlover]

condoms ( ruins the scene for me )

cum dodging ( if you don't like cum then get the fuck out of porn )


Amen to both, brotha; Amen to both. Noticeable condom ridges also ruin it for me, as I noted, and also I hate stuck up cum-dodging bitches. Honestly, get out of the adult film industry if ya don't like the baby juice, baby. ;)

[T_C]

Been here before but seem to be growing out of HC porn. Here's why:

Any of the following:

Spitting
Fisting
Swearing
Slapping
Pissing
Shitting
Implants
Racism (incl. cliched inter-racial themes)
Men and their ridiculous acting
Formulaic sex sequences always ending in cumshots
Crap music
Gagging
Bad make-up
Bad hair
Completely shaven genital zones
Suspiciously high number of East European/South American girls
Cum-swapping
Anal - I've gone right off even looking at it
Cheap film sets
School-girl/teacher simulations (for crying out loud).
Gonzo
Faux lesbian nonsense
Creampies
Bondage
Bukkake

I'm stickng mainly to softcore - sologirls, stripping vids, bikinis, etc.

Yeah a lot of the above for me too, timbo. The swearing...why the hell is that necessary? lol. Except the completely shaved genital zones of women...turns me on...

[britlover]

Wanted to add obviously staged scenes.

e.g. such as "Oh my fucking God, I CAN'T believe you came in me!... No, like seriously, you have five seconds to get the fuck outta here before I beat the shit outta you!!!", ect ...

[timdoesdallas]

Hahaha. This post cracks me up.

But for what it's worth... Feet fisting and poop will always ruin a good porno.

[Elwood70]

In addition to what's already been sid (for the most part),I have one that I know people are going to give me shit for,but fuck it:

I hate hate hate it when I find out the hard way that one of my favorites went from a beautiful brunette or readhead to a blond.I can't think of a single blond that wouldn't look better as a readhead or brunette,especially when it's their natural color to begin with...

Are there any natural blondes in the business? It sure doesn't seem like it.

[Jason z]

^ I actually have to agree with you there. kinda get's annoying to me too.

[Red Spyder]

For me it's huge tattoos and nipple piercings.

[carl72]

When they edit poorly and they just magically end up in a totally new position. Or when they edit out the early foreplay and the girl getting naked.

Just let them fumble around. Most people are like that having sex I am sure.

[chimp2go]

Submission scenes and stuck up girls like Chavon Taylor! Yeah...

[kristoflaw10]

I twice puked to porn... the first happened when Mark Davis came on someones face and he then proceeded to lick it off her face and eat it. The second time was when another dude did the same thing... if there had been warning I wouldn't have watched. What's weird is, I am fascinated by facials(on women).

[smoknn]

For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled. Doesn't matter how, 1 on 1, DP, whatever...when I see some chick grinning or smiling it just becomes so unrealistic. I mean, when does it become "funny" getting nailed.

just don't get it, me. :dunno:

I'm mostly talking about pictorial sets, because that's where the majority of THAT happens.

List yours.

i agree i cant stand gigglin and laughing during porn...i cant put my finger on it but something about it i cant stand?

[maanlest]

very large fake boobs

[el_pollito]

screaming

[Danizingo]

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I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.

me too!

[Danizingo]

also: unnecessarily rough treatment of the girls. I mean... some spanking is ok, but what's with all this face-slapping, face-spitting that is so common nowadays???

For some reason I am much more tolerant towards this in lesbian scenes, but it's still a turn-off if it gets too much.

[Danizingo]

I twice puked to porn... the first happened when Mark Davis came on someones face and he then proceeded to lick it off her face and eat it. The second time was when another dude did the same thing... if there had been warning I wouldn't have watched. What's weird is, I am fascinated by facials(on women).


I'm glad I didn't have to see this!!!

[Danizingo]

Yes all of that. I mean the girl moans when she's titty fucking wth...since when does titty fucking give a woman have an orgasm.

good point!

[beany_man]

when the camera guy talks too them. it ruins it for me as i like the whole "real" idea

[Adore this Girl]

Girls Faking orgasm, and girls screaming stupidly loud.

[Adore this Girl]

when the camera guy talks too them. It ruins it for me as i like the whole "real" idea

yes spot on mate, i hate that so much

[zxasqw12]

Just seeing a guy in it ruins the whole film

[woy]

I twice puked to porn... the first happened when Mark Davis came on someones face and he then proceeded to lick it off her face and eat it. The second time was when another dude did the same thing... if there had been warning I wouldn't have watched. What's weird is, I am fascinated by facials(on women).Ewwww!! :throwup:

[brass]

Not in Dp or interracial

[SonOfSparda]

In the middle of the scene the camera man feels the need to keep zooming in on the guy's face so he can say a crappy one liner... bah it's the last thing i wan't to see when watching a hot girl go to work.

I hate it when they come to the end for the facial, the guy stands there for a few minutes (sometimes has to be edited down because they take so long) and the whole time they sound like a bear/warthog hybrid

[thexflash]

When guys gets their asses licked - I just wanna throw up...

[Frost19]

I remember seeing a guy lying on a bed getting oral from a girl - and the dude had his legs in the air ! so we could see his hairy, sweaty ass crack.