Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[Facial_King]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

FLIES!

[hothannah]

Flaccid cocks that struggle to get hard.

[eros88]

-Frankenboobies (scars, misaligned nipples, etc)
-Canned, unenthusiastic moans
-Any golden shower action... bleh.
-Guys who scream and shout and stroke themselves for hours... only to drop a few ml of cum
-Guys who can't get it up
-Gynecological closeups
-Closeups on the guy's face
-spitting

[eros88]

Oh, and the whole craze of gagging the chick with your cock... Don't get it at all.

[Member2019]

Oh, and the whole craze of gagging the chick with your cock... Don't get it at all. I honestly don't either, but damn if my wife doesn't force me. No, I'm not kidding. I don't know if she honestly likes it, or she likes to see me get squeemish about it and pull away.

[gopats]

bad teeth on the girl or guy for that matter....and when they obviously bite thier nails....smoking...andtoo many rings on their fingers for some reason

[gopats]

way too big breasts and when they scream like six year olds

[gopats]

too much makeup also

[Blackjack69]

Golden showers are horrible.

[Shvichal2]

I agree with the too much makeup.

[DOA82]

Perhaps not a turn off, but something that ruins solo sets. Just once Id like to see a girl pose without a bloody dildo popping up/in, whats wrong with just looking at a simple posing set of a attractive woman, the female form should be enough to gawk at without toys!

Pink shots as well, overdone in a lot of sets, why does every pose where legs are spread need them? Okay one or two is alright, the female sex is lovely however its depicted, but I think non spread images are more a turn on for me.

[squallumz]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

FLIES!

good one actually. i hate that too.

[britlover]

Okay, I have one that truely botrhers me every so often if I see it. Some might agree with me and some may not get it, but to each there own. Here goes nothin':

Brown pubic/vaginal hair on a woman! Urgh. For example, I love French siren Liza Harper, but for the love of Christ, someone need's to tell the lovely madseille to shave that shit off, or to dye it a darker color, as absurd as that may sound.

Seriously, something about lite-brown and dark-brown colored pussy hairs all around a woman's uniquely smelling pink paradise is just an immdiately visual turn-off for me, and should be a major no no for the ladies.

Since I know many kind and sweet adult film stars (as I and many have talked to them) post here, should any of them read this thread for hints about they're scenes and over all demeanor and profession, please, if there are any ladies with nasty brown colored pubic hair, PLEASE for the life of you, shave that shit off regularly. These days' Walgreen's and CVS and other big Drug Stores are just right aorund the corner and sell many types of razors, ya know.

I am however, perfectly fine with nice black pubes on a woman, as well as fully shaved and red of course (c'mon my fellow Redhead lovers: That's how ya know she's a natural fire crotch ;)). Considering how overly long, unique and eccentric this very iteresting thread is, I would probably guess I'm not the only one in which brown hair, or too big of a Bush really bothers and disgusts me ...

[random7813]

Hairy people, and Hairy bodyparts.

[Nomad 800]

Being asked what turns me off instantly.

[roxfanuk]

tattoos
pierced nipples
implants
girls who nearly throw up doing deepthroat - (if you can't do it nicely, please don't do it at all)
choking
pissing
fake screaming

[oorefluxoo]

Black guys
Cream Pies
an
Streched marked Thighs

[britlover]

tattoos
pierced nipples
implants
girls who nearly throw up doing deepthroat - (if you can't do it nicely, please don't do it at all)
choking
pissing
fake screaming


I also hate fake screaming. Priya Rai is smoldering but really need's to knock it off during her scenes. I also hate deep-throat and choking. Nothin' sexy or arousing at all about some prick sticking *his* prick on the side of a woman's throat to one side or gagging her so bad that she nearly vomits. It's quite disgusting actually.

Also I find tattoos & piercings on a woman pretty trashy. If she only has a few I feel she should stop when ahead, take the piercings out and one day get the tats laser-removed the fuck off. I am *never* getting tatted ...

[placenta]

Plain and Simple- girls that can't handle a facial! You know the types; they take a huge load to the face; keep their mouth welded shut and pray for the camera fade out (while trying to fight the gag/throw-up reflex).
Krystal Steal is a great example...

[roxfanuk]

heh - good call !

[gengiskhan]

when a guy kisses a girl after -

A) sucking someones dick ( not necessarily his own!)

B) A facial

it enough to make you want to :crash:

[SBTNW]

call me insane, but i hate BITES.
in any part of the body.

[Whazoo]

I really have to agree with most turn-offs mentioned.

May I add the following:
- Scene edits: The less a scene is edited, the better. Watching a take being repeated three times in black & white and slow motion makes me wanna zap to MTV.
- Girl licking guys' hairy butts: Occurs a lot in gangbang movies and is a BIG turn-off.
- Girl removing fancy stockings when a dick appears on screen.

[nealdrox]

Smoking,scars on boobs,old guys fucking extremely hot chicks.

[Marlo Manson]

major turn off's: things I can't stand:

ugly girls
fat girls
fake tits *way to big*
scarred tits
shoes on girls
sox on girls
when the girl isn't barefoot *fishnets only exception*
girls with ugly feet *usually isn't an issue IMO*
barefoot guys
close up of guys face
anytime you just see the guy
girls wearing glasses
girls with ugly hair
girls with ugly or un-natural body parts
girls with sores on her ass; her face or
anywhere on her body
girls with bad acne

well thats all I think of right now!! I am sure their are a other automatic and instant turn offs that I can't think of right now!!

eric

[britlover]

Plain and Simple- girls that can't handle a facial! You know the types; they take a huge load to the face; keep their mouth welded shut and pray for the camera fade out (while trying to fight the gag/throw-up reflex).
Krystal Steal is a great example...

*applaudes*

Indeed. Plain and SImple indeed. I actrually hate the overly beautiful, 'box cover art' girls from the big L.A. based porn studios like Vivid and such, cause I already know women like Krystal Steal wont swallow and are already legendary cum-dodgers. Pretty unsexy, if ya ask me, with them struggling to keep they're mouths shut and a pretty general disgusting look on they're face, as if the baby juice they have swalloed (pre-cum) is really all that worse. It's like "Hey sister, ia ya didn't wanna do this, then don't put yourself in this particular situation". It's like what, are they trying to be one of those quote un-quote "Save somethinig for the bredroom" type adult film stars ? Pretty pathetic, if so. I say swallow if you want that pay check, ladies! ;) Just a simple request.

I also loathe:

Pussy eating (eww, fuckin' gross)

I can do without Anal. I honestly don't mind or care, but I have just never seen the appeal.

Too much God damn male talking from the camera man/Gonzo interviewer, or the lucky dude fuckin' her. Both of them need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Urgh ...

[Portillo]

ass to mouth
not only is that shit nasty but unhealthy
what the fuck?

I agree absolutely. I also hate spitting and pissing.:crash:

[britlover]

I agree absolutely. I also hate spitting and pissing.:crash:

I also agree. Don't know about anyone else, but when in Clerks II in the movie, when the characters were having a silly but honest to God discussion on the logistics of Ass-To-Mouth sex, I was actually going along with Dante in exclaiming "Fuck, you *never* go ass-to-mouth!" ...
:(

[Junkee69]

First of all: Brutality!!! I think the acting becomes harder and harder. This is absolutely not necessary! I also hate fisting, golden shower and all this as-to-mouth-shit. I hate too much surgery (Krystal Steal was so pretty before, Krisztina Bella is an example as well). I am sure, I forgot some things.

[METAL HEAD]

lately shitty backround music
horror porn (don't really have to explain)
if they focus more on the guy then the girl
out of line dirty talk
boring storylines
beastality (same as above)

[squallumz]

when they fuck up the editing. like badly. u know what i mean.

sexample: hes giving a blowjob with clothes on. then she takes em off. then all of the sudden shes wearing them again. its like, WTF!

[CunningStunts]

Whenever the girl(s) don't look like they are having fun... especially when they look like they are being forced to do something they do NOT want to do. I don't get off on that...

[sputnikgirl]

Excessively LOUD moaning, especially in threesomes where you feel trapped in a sound chamber of craziness.

[METAL HEAD]

long masterbation
girl with over 200 guys
shitty acting
shemales
i don't like it either when girls are forced to do thing's don't like.
too much gagging
females who act like they are 18 but thier not.

[britlover]

I have to agree:

Gang Bangs don't do shit for me.:(

Example: I am a pretty big Jasmine St. Claire fan, and I once 'barrowed' an old VHS tape of her 200-or-so plus (or 300; whatever) from a neighbour when I was much younger from the duplex next door that we shared. And I chouldn't believe how much I just didn't get into it and was not interested in it.

I mean I love the sweet las (although maybe I shouldn't say it that way--a had a friend meet her at a heavy metal music fest and said she was pretty cool, but a lot of people say she is a stuck on herself bitch ect), but I am just not into super long lines (seeing it) of guys waiting to get sucked, or to stick it in a free hole where dozens of other cocks have been, and she has both hands full of cock, and jizz is flying from too many dudes, and she called several guys 'Asshole' if I remember correctly (though they were pinching and twisting her tit implants way too hard and being disrespectfull),ect. And of course, Ron Jeremy interviewing the fluff ladies/blowjob girls and doin' his lousy stand up comedy routine pretty much killed it for me.

I expected so much more to be turned on my this big sexual 'event' from a porn star who I always wanted to see more of and make it big, and I don't know---just sort of deppressed me at age 13 or 14 when I saw it ... *shrugs*

PS: Indeed. Overly long Masterbation scenes from women do absolutely *nothing* really for me. Don't know why. To each they're own.

[PotBuck]

I absolutely hate those College vids, you know the ones where theres like twenty idiots shouting and hollaring while some chick is getting boned. Yuck.

Gangbangs don't do it for me either. Horrible tit jobs.

[METAL HEAD]

boring sex
lack of new ideas
fake plotlines that seem really fake and unbelieveable
if both parties have something remotely wrong or abnormal on thier body's
tattoo's everywhere or in places they dont really need to be even if thier stupid or not even great to look at on flim at all thier is no need for them.
undescrible object's being used by females untill the end of the vid wtf?
them trying to talk out what are already doing while doing it. YAWN !!!
really and i mean REALLY HUGE TITES.

[WheresDave]

Braces!

[hedonis]

Pussy eating (eww, fuckin' gross)




Women must love you, then...

[britlover]

Women must love you, then...

*lol* Well at least I admit what I am not into and into doin', ect. Not sorry. And re-checking the thread, at least 3 or 4 times, it seem's that I am not the only one in which seeing guys and even other women going down on girls turns me off. Interestingly enough ...

[Member2019]

Indeed. Plain and SImple indeed. I actrually hate the overly beautiful, 'box cover art' girls from the big L.A. based porn studios like Vivid and such, cause I already know women like Krystal Steal wont swallow and are already legendary cum-dodgers. Pretty unsexy, if ya ask me, with them struggling to keep they're mouths shut and a pretty general disgusting look on they're face, as if the baby juice they have swalloed (pre-cum) is really all that worse. I have to disagree.

One of the most beautiful, hourglass women that are my "kyptonite" and make me cum faster than I want is Kira Kener, formerly of Vivid. She was a cum dodger, and that bothered me none at all! I would so be kissing her while unloading, or at least looking at her in her eyes so I don't want her to shut them while taking any load.

But I'm not into facials at all. I know I'm in a very small minority. Doesn't mean I don't like a woman to give me oral, or even take me. But she's free to drool/spit it out away from her. Back all over her breasts is fine by me. And if not, that's fine as well.

In fact, as long as I get to eat her out, I'm satisfied. She need not reciprocate. Curves are my stimulus, and damn if Kira didn't have them all!

[britlover]

I have to disagree.

One of the most beautiful, hourglass women that are my "kyptonite" and make me cum faster than I want is Kira Kener, formerly of Vivid. She was a cum dodger, and that bothered me none at all! I would so be kissing her while unloading, or at least looking at her in her eyes so I don't want her to shut them while taking any load.

But I'm not into facials at all. I know I'm in a very small minority. Doesn't mean I don't like a woman to give me oral, or even take me. But she's free to drool/spit it out away from her. Back all over her breasts is fine by me. And if not, that's fine as well.

In fact, as long as I get to eat her out, I'm satisfied. She need not reciprocate. Curves are my stimulus, and damn if Kira didn't have them all!

Hey very cool, interesting responce.

I of course don't loathe *all* the bigger known, Box Art cover girls. Hell many of my favorites have graced them. ;) But most I don't like. It's just a personal thing. I just don't really, really understand the cum dodging at all. Sure I know it probably doesn't taste good, unless a man is on an all-Pineapple diet, but I simply wish women in the industry would try it more. I prefer Facials, which is the prefered way I love to see a scene end. All over her tits as well is just as well, especially on the rae occasionas that they wanna scoop some up to eat that baby juice.

And I've also never been *that* find of very petite, too thin women. I have to have curves as well, and am admitedly a big BBW, Thick and also Hourglass figure chaser. I am VERY picky about my women, which is why I doubt I will ever get married in my life ...

[Bigoldowls]

I too do not like watching gangbangs and everything associated with them. :mad:

[JohnBurrows]

I've seen a few girls who are really cute girls, but when they open their mouth, they have these butt ugly crooked teeth.

Horrible teeth turn me off like nothing else.

[clogselfe]

vegetables, food (cakes ...), fist-fucking

[britlover]

I too do not like watching gangbangs and everything associated with them. :mad:

I hate to say what I just said a few days ago, but: Here here. *nods head in agreement*. Gang Bangs have never, and will never, be sexy.

And indeed: Anything with food an such, ect--a major turn off. Food is a great aphrodesiac, though, and always puts me in the mood, but in sexual scenes, oh God no ...

[D-rock]

I just don't really, really understand the cum dodging at all. Sure I know it probably doesn't taste good, unless a man is on an all-Pineapple diet, but I simply wish women in the industry would try it more.

To be fair to them, I would speculate that the majority of women in the world don't like having that done. :2 cents:

[Count Fuckula]

guys talking crap or being misogynistic

[yellowone]

I HATE it when the camera man shoots the guys face while he nuts.

I mean WTF is that about. I don't give a flyin F*&^ about him!

[britlover]

To be fair to them, I would speculate that the majority of women in the world don't like having that done. :2 cents:

And once again, a fair enough comment. BUT, remember, most porn is fantasy product (see the intelligent and kind words of quotes from BBW goddess Samantha Anderson on Boobpedia.org for more info of how I also feel and how good pornography attitudes should be from more female performers). And as such, there shouldn't been too much that a woman ISN'T willing to do. And by now, Facials are the profered finisher in most scenes. So many women need to get used to it. Just my own :2 cents: ...

*shrugs*

[britlover]

*BUMP*

I got to thinkin' about this after someone in the Favorite chicks thread wrote of a 'women on toilets' thread.

Oh my, I'm sorry, but I fucking *HATE* scenes that take place in the bathroom and in the shower, tubs and on accasion (I remember a few scenes, including one with Peter North doin' his usual legendary jizz thing all over one chick) visable toilets in the scenes and hardcore photo shoots.

Urgh. :( A first class turn off, I'm sorry. I use my bathroom's in my home for showering, brushing my teeth, shaving and to use the toilet like any other human being. I don't like to see the images and imagine the possible smells, if it hasn't recently been cleaned & bleached properly, and also the shower was *never* that erotic to me. So blah to that as well. I like to shower, towel off, and then quickly get out of the steamed bathroom. I also clean by showers with cleaning products regularly, so as to not feel filthy.

I tried making love to a girl only once, and at her request in which I didn't care all that much for (it was an ex), and I just didn't like it at all; rushing so we didn't run out of hot water, trying not to slip, ect. So no, didn't turn me on or do anything for me.

Toilets are a BIG fucking no-no to be seen. So over all, knock out the bathroom and restroom photo shoot shit ...

[MrZiggles]

fake tits and golden showers

[dave_rhino]

I tried making love to a girl only once

I appreciate your honesty :1orglaugh

[squallumz]

big drooping balls. yuck.

[placenta]

Two more things-

I am tired of the meathead rock soundtracks/music that most DVD's open with- the over the top crunching guitar garbage stuff... Please- enough.

ALSO- the gagging blowjob: (that results in the gag reflex, a freaky amount of drool/saliva, watery-red eyes and eye make up everywhere)...
Prime Example: Hillary Scott; note to Hillary- you are soooooo smoking hot; I have the biggest crush on you; your scenes are soooo much hotter when you DO NOT do the drool/gag/choke BJ routine!!! Trust Me!!!

[historylover]

I agree - if a woman's gagging, how can either of us be enjoying it?

[britlover]

I appreciate your honesty :1orglaugh

IN THE SHOWER ONCE, my friend ...
;)

[tubuler]

I agree - if a woman's gagging, how can either of us be enjoying it?

Trust me, I can enjoy it. Don't care if she does.

As far as my porn turn offs go, they are as follows.

Prolapses
Rosebudding assholes
shit stained cum dripping out of assholes
small dicks
large clits that look like little dicks
bukkake
gangbangs with more than 5 guys
old bitches
old dudes fucking young bitches
and those huge moles all over Rita Faltoyanos body.

[historylover]

I cannot enjoy something which obviously makes the beauty uncomfortable - like a 13 incher going balls-deep in her ass.

I don't like how accents can ruin some line readings. This IS porn, but still...

[thegod]

spitting

hate it

[britlover]

Trust me, I can enjoy it. Don't care if she does.

As far as my porn turn offs go, they are as follows.

Prolapses
Rosebudding assholes
shit stained cum dripping out of assholes
small dicks
large clits that look like little dicks
bukkake
gangbangs with more than 5 guys
old bitches
old dudes fucking young bitches
and those huge moles all over Rita Faltoyanos body.

Whoa, "shit-stained cum dripping out of assholes"? :confused: Whoa, and I thought I watched a lot of adult scenes. Though I've never seen anything that hardcore, I agree I would cringe at the immdiate site of it, though ...:(

[dave_rhino]

IN THE SHOWER ONCE, my friend ...
;)

Was it really necessary to give me negative rep? I guess I really humiliated you or something :dunno:

And do not call me friend.

[britlover]

I really wants to keep posting on this thread and keep it going un-tainted, as it's a really interesting thread, so I wanted to publically give ya a quick appology. I was having a super-shit day a few weeks back before I wrote that and gave you negative Rep, as I have a close friend say they are deathly sick, and I was learning I had to move again, ect. We all have super shit days and want to take it out or be a bit stand off-ish or whatever. That is all I can say. I'm sorry if I was that much of a prick or whatever.

Anyway, with that behind us, let's move on with the thread.



As many have noted, any super-degrading website series out there (like Ghetto Gaggers, who are the same fuckin' assholes who do Facial Abuse). Nothing at all sensual or sexual about it ...

[neighborboy]

Misogyny.

I don't think I'm a hypocrite for liking bondage porn but absolutely hating misogynistic gonzo porn. In bondage porn its much more clear that it's a consensual fantasy and the models are into it, and in that sense it's no different from any couple who uses roleplaying to spice up sex. But with gonzo and all the creepy verbal abuse it just strikes a chord in me that reeks of real life domestic abuse, even if it's all just an act in the end.

So to sum up,
Guy tying up and spanking a girl in a French maid outfit: hot.
Guy telling a girl she's a loser and stealing her money: not hot

[squallumz]

guys wearing just shoes. wtf?

[dave_rhino]

guys wearing just shoes. wtf?

With socks. Even worse!

[senob44]

^ & ^^What about a guy wearing socks and sandals! I can't stand that look even outside of porn!

[Nina Starr]

^ & ^^What about a guy wearing socks and sandals! I can't stand that look even outside of porn!

Yea? WTF is up with that?:wtf:

[belgianass]

sex with animals,
old grannies,
sometimes you can see pictures at sites with things coming out of a penis (like batteries, scissors, nails,shit wrapped around it ,...)

[Elephant2000]

* Seeing the guy's face
* Uncut cocks
* Watching the guy trying to cum but can't

[britlover]

Many fine posts here, as always.

I have to agree that Gonzo has gotten ahold of the industry, and I must say I'm also not it's biggest fan. Sme very hot and attracted women, but all of the constant talking and degradeful talk--blah, blah and double blah.

And indeed: Idiotic fucks who were sandals, and also socks anytime. Fuck how goofy and unsexy. Take that shit off! Your fucking with another human being, for Christ sakes.

Also as the person above noted: Seeing a guy trying to cum for an overly long period of time, jacking his cock over & over for like afull minute or longer unedited. I remember watchin' my first Daphne Rosen video, which was a BoobSquad episode of her, and the guy jacking unedited for like a full two plus minutes. Maybe longer. Dear God it was *PAINFUL* to watch. :(

[britlover]

*Bump* Cause this unique thread desurves it.;)

Anyway, just to continue:

The camera man, during a gonzo/interviw shoot, reaching his grubby little hands in there to grab himself a bit of tit or to finger the girl. Major no-no for me. I have no idea how others feel, but I also don't like seeing the guys suck on the girls tits. But the lousy camera/interview dude, especially is a automatic turn-off. :(

[britlover]

Just thought of a new one--it's only happened maybe three times when I've watched scenes, and it's a natural human function so God bless the ladies as it's not really a big fault, BUT:

Quaffing/Pussy farts. :( Blah, blah and double blah.

For a grand example of this killing the mood and ruining a scene, check out the smokin' hot Faith Grant's scene in Captain Stabbin as she farts two to three times right at the very end/cumshot as she holds her pussy entrence as a guy is cumming all over her nice asshole. A major turn off and no one wants to say anything, but it was a definate mood killer for me.

[Zlatan]

Anal sex in general
POV where they don't show enough of the girl
Horrible looking fake boobs
Old men having sex with young girls

[britlover]

Anal sex in general
POV where they don't show enough of the girl
Horrible looking fake boobs
Old men having sex with young girls

Gotta agree: Never cared about Anal sex. I don't get the big obsession of some guys with wanting to see it, but to each they're own.

POVs are lovely, though, and I even like some of the more poorly shot ones cause I just plain *love* the angle, even though I admit a lot of them are badly shot strangely enough these days.

And yeah, old man fucking the much younger/hotter girls in the '20s has got to stop. So sickening. I hate those sets as well.


One thing I absolutely HATE, and am so glad it's disappeared from many of the scenes shot these days, is seeing guys go down on women. Blah.:( I'm sorry, but Pussy Eating is disgusting. That stench, even from a freshly cleaned girl and taste. Thinkin' about it is an immediate turn-off for me.

[low42]

Porn turnoffs:

1. Men - I don't need to see practical-joke-huge dongs, or these guys' ugly mugs, thanks.
2. Uncircumsized dicks - If I have to see it, please let it be as less repulsive as possible.
3. Fake tits - You know, the ones that don't move and are permenantly stuck in the chick's arm pits.
4. Completely bald pussies - I have no interest in prepubescent girls. Give me a nice landing strip please.
5. Fisting - Watching a girl with an arm up the cunt and an arm up the ass doesn't turn me on.
6. Pissing - Uhhhhhh... yeah, no thanks.
7. Scat - Pretty self-explanatory
8. Hemorrhoids - See #7
9. Pimples & Zits - See #8
10. Meat flaps - Otherwise known as huge inner pussy lips. 3" dangling meat curtains should be medically fixed, or find a different profession.
11. Skeletons - If I can see more bones than I can count, I recommend eating food.
12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.
13. Pussy farts - Yeah, it happens. But it is a turnoff.
14. Ass tats - Hate 'em. Lower back, fine, but ass, nope.
15. Pierced twats - I don't get it.
16. Interview guys - Like britlover said, camera guys fondling the main attraction.
17. Talking - Men, women, it doesn't matter. Where's the duck tape?
18. Watching guys eat pussy - I don't mind doing it myself, but I hate watching other guys do it.
19. Stupid/funny facial expressions - If I bust out laughing, the mood is ruined.

I'm sure there's more.

[antdog]

Food in a scene is a massive turn off. Seeing a girl covering herself with all kinds of rubbish just isn't good.

I agree 100%

[doobi]

ok so i read most post before im launching on my own tirade of major turn offs:

1.) gonzo= obviously painful to watch since beautiful women ought to be given pleasure and not abuse
2.) men in socks and saggy butts- oh god can we be a little more professional here
3.) too stoned girls= if they cant keep their eyes open, how else can you expect them to do anything hot
4.) fake titties, fake hair, fake english accent= its obviously self explanatory

[anomaly]

Porn turnoffs:

1. Men - I don't need to see practical-joke-huge dongs, or these guys' ugly mugs, thanks.
2. Uncircumsized dicks - If I have to see it, please let it be as less repulsive as possible.
3. Fake tits - You know, the ones that don't move and are permenantly stuck in the chick's arm pits.
4. Completely bald pussies - I have no interest in prepubescent girls. Give me a nice landing strip please.
5. Fisting - Watching a girl with an arm up the cunt and an arm up the ass doesn't turn me on.
6. Pissing - Uhhhhhh... yeah, no thanks.
7. Scat - Pretty self-explanatory
8. Hemorrhoids - See #7
9. Pimples & Zits - See #8
10. Meat flaps - Otherwise known as huge inner pussy lips. 3" dangling meat curtains should be medically fixed, or find a different profession.
11. Skeletons - If I can see more bones than I can count, I recommend eating food.
12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.
13. Pussy farts - Yeah, it happens. But it is a turnoff.
14. Ass tats - Hate 'em. Lower back, fine, but ass, nope.
15. Pierced twats - I don't get it.
16. Interview guys - Like britlover said, camera guys fondling the main attraction.
17. Talking - Men, women, it doesn't matter. Where's the duck tape?
18. Watching guys eat pussy - I don't mind doing it myself, but I hate watching other guys do it.
19. Stupid/funny facial expressions - If I bust out laughing, the mood is ruined.

I'm sure there's more.

What's the problem with 2, 3, 4, 18, 19?:2 cents:

[PlasmaTwa2]

Extreme facials. That is just wrong. Something like freaksofcock, even though it's fake, is just an instant turnoff. When I'm looking for porn, and I see Claire Dames' face after taking one of those things, I just lose my sex drive. Fucking sick.

[britlover]

I'm glad this threaqd has taken off once again. Very interesting discussions, as always.

Actually, you all can throw my name into the hat as also disliking the current several years trend of seeing completely bald pussies, as it's not always a turn-on for me. I actually prefer the earily '90s and '80s style "Landing Strip" look, myself, which shows grooming skills but leaves some hair down there for daddy. I dunno, but this one will always be "to each they're own". I'm getting pretty tired myself of TOTALLY shaven pussies and wanna see a return to SOME hair, dammit. Just my two cents.

Glad low42 also agree's with me on some other things: Gonzo is fine, but keep the interview light and breif, under two minutes, and QUICKLY get to fucking & sucking, please. My patience and cup runnith over big time and easy.

Ha, glad someone else still knows what a quaif/pussy fart is. To this day, as I've said, I'm only seen about three in scenes, but fuck what an IMMDIATE TURN-OFF. :( Faith Grant's other wise excellant overly long Captain Stabbin' scene was completely RUINED as she chouldn't keep it in and quaifed as the last lucky guy got to cum all over her asshole. WHY didn't they edit the sound out? Was it totally improssible? C'mon, ya don't have to be a major Hollywood/Los Angeles based production with George Lucas to do that, ya know. Just a thought.

Oh and two words: Ron Jeremy. Automotic disgust from me. Also, please producers and casting directors, keep him off of your already insipid reality television as well, cause he is uninteresting to many of us. Merci becoupe ...

[neighborboy]

Lucky for you, pubic hair seems to be making something of a comeback in porn. It's not dominating the industry or anything, but girls with pubic hair aren't necessarily a niche anymore. I'm thinking of girls like Sasha Grey and Sara Faye.

[roxfanuk]

Oh and two words: Ron Jeremy. Automotic disgust from me. Also, please producers and casting directors, keep him off of your already insipid reality television as well, cause he is uninteresting to many of us. Merci becoupe ...

yeah i'm totally with you on that one - who the hell in their right mind (apart from himself) would cast him in anything? Surely his appearance alone must adversely affect sales?

[titsrock]

Porn turnoffs:


12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.

I'm sure there's more.

I agree with Anomaly about questioning certain numbers on your list. I think a 180lb chick might be considered a whale if she's 3'2":rolleyes:

Most of your comments are hardly worth mentioning. Like queefs, for example, if you're going to mention them, than I wonder if a girl breathing might upset your delicate nerves....:confused:

I get tired of people bashing fake boobs. Porn is a multiBILLIONAIRE dollar growing empire because of the fake breast. :bowdown: We should kiss the fucking ground that they were invented. Just think what porn would be like without fake tits. :dunno:

[britlover]

Lucky for you, pubic hair seems to be making something of a comeback in porn. It's not dominating the industry or anything, but girls with pubic hair aren't necessarily a niche anymore. I'm thinking of girls like Sasha Grey and Sara Faye.

Yeah I have noticed that. I dig some of Sasha's stuff. I like the fact very much that it's comin' back, cause not all of us like the bald baby look *ALL* the damn time.

And to roxfanuk:

Indeed. I just NEVER got the whole Ron Jeremy thing at all.:dunno: He is just infamous and popular with some idiot phrat boy types. I wouldn't wanna be in the same room with that over-sized dildo, no matter what super hot poon in the industry he might know.

Also, I agree with some of the last posters stuff. And let it be known I'm COMPLETELY OKAY with most fake tits. ;) Indeed I'm also tired of a lot of the bashing. I love the now modern MILF-look to Roxanne Hall (talk about getting better with age!) and the always underrated Faith Grant (just bumped up her page), and I go ga-ga over Extreme Holly and I wish to God that she never retired (was so saddened to heard that from Lisa Sparxxx herself), and all three of them have bolt-ons.

However, I do persoanlly dislike very obvious and un-needed cosmetic surgury. For example Daphne Rosen was perfectly fine with her second implants if you ask me, and she didn't like ugly-as-shit Basketball sized just plain UGLY salene or silicone-enhanced tits and pointless lip injections to give her big, plump, bee-stung blowjob ripe lips (they were perfectly fine before). Or obvious scaring like Veronica Brazil's (remember her?) tits. However, I do understand that that was way in the past, and that surgens are much better now.

So I'm all for fake tits and love plenty of'em--as long as they pretty nice on the las, and they're not just ugly Basketballs. To each they're own on the whole tit thing, as I'm a well tanned/worked out and fit creamy Ass & Thigh combo Man, myself. ;)


Most of your comments are hardly worth mentioning. Like queefs, for example, if you're going to mention them, than I wonder if a girl breathing might upset your delicate nerves....

I'm sorry but I don't understand this one. Heavy breathing/panting is of course very erotic to me and fine--Pussy Farts of course *ARE NOT* and should be edited out of sex scenes and left for stupid shit like outtakes and such. Just my two cents...

[Bigoldowls]

Where men dominate the entire scene - and film.

[britlover]

*Bump*

As noted, the excessive trend of seeing the guys "Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming! Arghhh!!!..." face and reaction. Peter North, while still the undisputed "Cumshot King" immdiately comes to mind.

I dont want to sound like another arrogantEnglish speaking, Anglo Phonic person, as I'm learning French before my first big vacation to Europe next year in late August, but as someone who loves European women, I've noticed a trend: While it's understandable that English isn't they're mother language, and that is fine cause thee are other more beautiful and actually not as limiting languages out there if you have Asperger's Syndrome like myself and study them, but I just *HATE* seeing like the many Slavic actresses struggle with they're very hard to understand English words, if they have any dialogue at all. An immdiate turn off that apparently many thinks is hot. I am curious as to whom teaches them English, as well.

Absolute stupid shit like BangBus.com and Euro Bride Try Outs.com. I mean like what: Do they think that some of us are honestly ignorant enough to believe that shit? "Ohh yeah dude man! They actually tricked that smokin' hot and nice, phat ass brunette into sucking cock and fucking for over an hour and then they dumped another one off!". Yeah, what-the-fuck-ever. I've only ever downloaded a few BangBus episodes, and that was cause of the smokin' hot women. Most certainly NOT cause of the usual wonderful (yeah, I know) commentary from Dirty Sanchez (how is that fucker still alive?) and Ugly and whom the fuck ever.

And Euro Bride Try Outs promotes ignorance and Xenophobia if people honestly believe the episode discriptions on the preview pages you can look up on like askjolene.com and on the main site. "Ohh she's a lucky as slut! Suckin' this bald guys cock and fuckin' is gonna get her a VISA to the U.S. and that poor doll faced incredibly fit beauty out of her Slovic, thrid world shit hole".

By the way, ANYTIME the episode guide makes a bunch of misogynist remarks about the woman as a "happy little cum-filled slut" and other such derogatory statements, it's a big turn off and stops being sexy. To treat an actress/model, whom has just done a hardcore scene for some site's punk asses like that is so wrong, since many just get copies of they're scene and site memberships to view the final scene, and most certainly didn't ask for that stupid discription.

Just another load of my two cents ...

[britlover]

*BUMP*

Women who just plain RUIN they're bodies with TOO MUCH plastic surguries. Daphne Rosen, and I don't care what anyone says, immdiately comes to mind.

Again I'm not against enhancement, at twice in her career I felt she had a damn near PERFECT rockin' bod and look. A damn shame that she--as many as many others before her and after her--ruined they're bodies with Balloon-sized cartoon tits (fake tits can look delicious, as I noted) and ugly facial work, espcially like Daphne's lip-injections, ect. I mention Daphne cause there was honestly no excuse for her to do that to her body. She look's horrible now, and it's all a damn shame she (and many after her no doubt will) got gready just because she can afford (the uncessary) work ...

[ohmygawd676]

when girls drink cum from a glass.... grosss....

[PuddingPants]

^^^
Agreed. And when a dude accidentally jizzes on another dude, in a threesome, for example.

[silent_blue]

when girls drink cum from a glass.... grosss....

Why is that a turn off for you?

[britlover]

^^^
Agreed. And when a dude accidentally jizzes on another dude, in a threesome, for example.

I agree 100%. I've unfortunately seen this three or four times. I have a DVD that is a 2006 compilation, and one scene has Mark Davis and some other dude on whom appears else where, fucking this smokin' hot eastern European gal (I believe she as Croatian), and when I see dudes jizzing all over each others cocks for the finale/cumshot, and they woman then putting one back in here mouth which contains BOTH sets of the men's cum, and now you know that some other guy has another bud's freshly warm baby juice swimming all over his skin, it's just TOO much for me.

(Of course, Mark sadly even did us one better/worse as I have downloaded if an other wise SMOKING hot scene with him and Roxanne Hall, who has always had a fabulous fuck-buddy relationship with him. It's ended horribly with him kissing Roxanne after cumming all in her mouth. A truely 'unique' guy, that Mr. Davis)

[GabberMan]

Gagging, fisting, pissing, large groups, obviously fake orgasms, sperm swap, uniforms, sunglasses, trannies, homosexuality between men, gonzo, insects (like that fly on Charmane Star remember?)

[shayd]

Anything above and beyond play old sex.

[METAL HEAD]

a girl licking anything on a guy that is not supposed to be licked.

[britlover]

Gagging, fisting, pissing, large groups, obviously fake orgasms, sperm swap, uniforms, sunglasses, trannies, homosexuality between men, gonzo, insects (like that fly on Charmane Star remember?)

Fab answers, truely. And as somene said, "anything beyond plain old sex" is a big and obvious No-No for me ...

[big_red_van]

Big Turnoff for me:

When the guy is about to cum and pulls out; the girl attempts to finish him off and then stops moving at the cumshot. Just very aggravating. I love the idea of the girl finishing him off, but keep jerking or sucking while he's cumming.

Others:

Bathroom scenes
slapping (faces, tits)
Red asses from spanking
Ditching the lingerie/underwear/stockings early in the scene
huge nipples/aureoles
The guy talking (esp. that half talk half whisper dirty talk where they say the same thing over and over again..so stupid)
The girl not talking
Sticking fingers/hands down the girl's mouth to make her gag

[Undertaker19562]

-Bondage
-Wired (pornography involves the use of electrical shocks and stimuli)
-BSDM
-Emetophilia (pornography involving vomiting and gagging.)

[Fresno]

Bondage

[britlover]

Big Turnoff for me:

When the guy is about to cum and pulls out; the girl attempts to finish him off and then stops moving at the cumshot. Just very aggravating. I love the idea of the girl finishing him off, but keep jerking or sucking while he's cumming.

Others:

Bathroom scenes
slapping (faces, tits)
Red asses from spanking
Ditching the lingerie/underwear/stockings early in the scene
huge nipples/aureoles
The guy talking (esp. that half talk half whisper dirty talk where they say the same thing over and over again..so stupid)
The girl not talking
Sticking fingers/hands down the girl's mouth to make her gag

You listed some great ones as far as turn-offs go that only one have I listed before. I wrote about my own great dislike for bathroom/shower shot scenes. Urgh. I'm a big germophobe, and seeing two bodies in the shower, knowing the water isn't even that warm so as to not fog up the camera, on the on sink or tub tile or on the bathroom floor is just plain gross. Nothing at all is stimulating about a bathroom scene, unless one of the hottest women in the world, like let's say Jennifer Connelly ever had a stolen home sex tape and alright she as fucked in the bathroom, would I ever consider it smokin' hot. Most bathroom scenes look disgusting to me.

Indeed dirty whispering over & over and big aureolas on the tits (or just plain ugly ones--Denise Davies comes to mind. Also the legal stuff of Traci Lords comes to mind). And yeah, love me some stockings and stuff, and I hate when it's ditched half the time. "Fuck, why even wear it for the shoot in the first place, bitch?" is what I always think when they take it off.

Ditto gagging shit, but we ALL hate that. Whomever started it should never be allowed in the adult industry again.


Also I just have to say it, cause it's the truth: The many overrated, homely "Butta Face" (everything pretty hot except the face, baby) women out there who look like total dogs/skanks in the face. Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels immdiately btoh come to mind. Without the huge tits (which admitedly I find attractive) and the Phat asses, no one would be into them. They're both ugly as shit in the face, and I hate/loath Gianna's ugly, naisally Seattle accent. I only occasionally watch'em for the perfect tits and to see those sweet big asses a bouncin'. And I always picture a MUCH hotter woman standing in for those poor bitches faces ...

[bunker]

Even before I start looking at a scene there is something that can turn me off : the lenght of the scene.

When I see that a scene is more than 20 minutes I don't even bother to start looking at it.

[britlover]

Even before I start looking at a scene there is something that can turn me off : the lenght of the scene.

When I see that a scene is more than 20 minutes I don't even bother to start looking at it.

Yeah, same here. That means it's gonne be a Reality/Gonzo scene, and will feature a shit-load of talking (and tottally: what is the point?). On the media player, if it's a girl I REALLY and truely dig, I normally skip around to the good stuff. I prefer the power-fucking towards the end that a lot of men to do cum, and of course, the finale/Cumshot ...

[lofotodden]

hairy pussy
tranny

[Count Fuckula]

ditto hairy women .. also misogynistic men who call women whores sluts etc ..

[Tom Coronado]

Pretty much any and all demeaning of women, calling them sluts or whores or making fun of them.

Also, lately I've noticed that sometimes at the end of a cumshot will sort of, flick his wang in an attempt to get the remaining cum off and onto the girl. Just this whole action reeks of narcissism and disrespect towards the girl who is so awesome to have given the guy the orgasm in the first place!

Also gaping, and creampie stuff.

[vimvis]

After a dude has his cock sucked to the moon and back and then starts to make out with chick.

[DNME]

ditto hairy women .. also misogynistic men who call women whores sluts etc ..


Pretty much any and all demeaning of women, calling them sluts or whores or making fun of them.

Also, lately I've noticed that sometimes at the end of a cumshot will sort of, flick his wang in an attempt to get the remaining cum off and onto the girl. Just this whole action reeks of narcissism and disrespect towards the girl who is so awesome to have given the guy the orgasm in the first place!

Also gaping, and creampie stuff.

Amen (including face slapping and choking). Plus, girls smelling/licking men's anus.:eek:

[METAL HEAD]

anything on a female's ass or boobs that is not a beauty mark or tattoo.

[britlover]

I've notcied this lately:

When a damn good video I'm watchin' online is interrupted by the sounds and multiple flashes of the camera as a women is performing solo or doin' a hardcore photo shoot. Honestly: Chouldn't they simply make screen caps from the capture video and use that as the site's pics in the galleries? I know they do it for the sites, but fuck, is it ever annoyign and distracts from the action/girl ...
;)

[23lebron23]

un groomed pussy
fat ( a little is ok)
cellulite
woman licking guys asshole

[Dixie Dash]

Anything involving Poo!

[ragincaucasian]

epileptic scene editing where the vantage changes every 30 seconds

"national geographic" close up shots of penetration
man's ass-candy view, like they shoved the lens in the dude's ass....seriously, wtf am I supposed to find hot about this?


doesn't matter how smoking hot the girl is, the guys in;
asslikethat (hundies)
milf hunter

utterly and completely fuck up the entire scene.


other than that, its all good

[Ballsdeepz]

Anything involving Poo!

Good answer

Add blood to the list.

[bazza599]

tongue fuckin arse holes why why why its not called for nasty fuckers

[BlueBalls]

Uncofortable silences, you know where the guy says "you like that" and the girl says "yeah" and then for the next 5 minutes nothing is said because neither of them can think of anything to say because they just met 2 hours earlier.

Its not a turn off but just something I find funny

"you like that"
"Yeah"
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[004]

when the girl pulls out a strap on and starts to do the guy.

[carmen]

When the camera man captures the best fucking angle in the whole scene for ONLY 3 seconds and quickly changes to a totally fucked up camera angle for the rest of the movie... :mad::mad::mad:

When the dvd cover or thumbnail looks better then actual movie that you payed for or downloaded. :crying::crying:

[WillyWonka1]

Spitting. It's nasty.

[tittenman]

Over the top tatoos!!!

[zell]

I absolutely hate it when the chick starts licking the dudes asshole.I just don't need to see that.

[SN4P3]

hopefully more people are with me on this...but when a guy does the whole "choke fuck", where he grabs the girls throat. i mean, seriously, how much power and dominance over the female do you really need to show?
also, when the guy moans too loudly when he cums.
and i saw eve lawrence start laughing because the guys pants were getting in the way or something, in the middle of riding cock...totally ruined the moment.

[JessDelight]

What I hate to see is a gurl getting banged hard when her pussy appears to be red and sore and she pretends to "enjoy" it.

[Fresno]

hopefully more people are with me on this...but when a guy does the whole "choke fuck", where he grabs the girls throat. i mean, seriously, how much power and dominance over the female do you really need to show?
also, when the guy moans too loudly when he cums.
and i saw eve lawrence start laughing because the guys pants were getting in the way or something, in the middle of riding cock...totally ruined the moment.

I agree with you, big turnoffs.

[Evan ALMIGHTY]

i just know that i've seen a lot of things in the porn industry that will turn me on, even some video clips would remain strange and taboo... but one thing is for sure that the only video i was not able to watch because i almost vomitted everywhere, was 2 girl 1 cup... watching anyone eating shit makes me gag and i throw up in my mouth a little

[Richiiee]

- Abuse, like tying a girl up and shoving massive metal rods in their pussy... seriously who the fuck enjoys watching that nasty crap?
- Anal sex kind of bores me for some reason.
- Sloppy blowjobs. Yeah I like watching her suck it all wet and everything... but when there's spit everywhere and they're spitting in each other's mouths and making out and there's gallons of spit dripping off his dick... no thanks.

[tired1979]

ugly feet i'm not a foot guy in the first place i can stand nice looking feet to a point but ugly ass feet make me wanna gag :throwup:

[Bigoldowls]

Badly taken still pictures where the model's head, or shoes, have been lobbed-off. :mad:

[princesslia2010]

ok i agree w/ the ass 2 mouth totally gross plus ugly girlz i mean if i wanna watch osme porn mise well b w/ a hot girl n it or whats the point? this centerfold is one of my faves princess blueyez aka blueyed cass.
princess:cool:

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[Dean Henneberg]

Background music.

I want to hear the woman moaning while she's having sex, not the stupid music, dammit! :mad:

[LBP 76]

Men.

[Dean Henneberg]

Men.That too. I only watch lesbian porn. I may make exceptions if my favorite porn stars are in the movie though.

[nickerdeemes]

I hate stupid looks. When the chick looks at the camera with a "duh" look.

[kuruption]

When they try to turn a porn flick into a masterpiece. Just do a little interview with the ladies and get to the screwing already. :D

[AnubisZ]

When they try to turn a porn flick into a masterpiece. Just do a little interview with the ladies and get to the screwing already. :D

Depends on that for me. If it gets too artsy then its worthless but take a quality film like Blake's "Desire" with Zara Whites, Raquel Darrian, and Savannah and you may change your mind a bit. ;)

[revidffum]

Chicks gargling jizz, doesn't bother me in the least to see a chick open wide for 10 or 20 loads, and hold it all until the last one pops, but as soon as she gargles it, it becomes disgusting. Gapping chewed up assholes, I don't mind watching butt fucking, I don't even mind watching merciless hard driving ass fucking, but as soon as the camera closes in on the gapping messy hole, it's over.

[Shy20/m]

hmmmm let's see, I have a couple, the biggest turn off for me is anything where food of any kind is involved, just doesn't do it for me, lol. Sloppy blow jobs are up there too, and the cum gargling is as well. Oh and I hate where there is background music, and nothing else, I want to hear the woman moaning and groaning.

[jrollin]

I've got two of them, and they're probably not gonna be popular choices on here, but I don't like when there's more than one guy, and I don't like it when the dude cums inside of the girl... Just things I don't like to watch in my porn:)

[griffmeister]

Pulling out.
Non-swallowing.

[palehorse718]

Very specificially, TONY TEDESCHI...I cannot watch anything with him in it or his ape-like haircut...or Manuel Ferrara's nasty foreskin cumshots...in fact, there are only a few male stars I can tolerate..otherwise I only watch lesbian porn...
Oh, and guys who butt into hot female action.........and Tony Tedeschi :mad:

[Psychology]

Talking and teasing. I watched porn to see the girl get naked, not to talk to the camera or play with her panties.

[phyron]

watching the face of the male performer

ugly girl

girl using socks, boots or anything that stops me from seeing her feets

pretty obvious tits, or too large and fake

[thegod]

spitting and dirty talk

hate it

[Mike18]

Male actors face....
rape....u sick fucks!!! Burn in HELL!!!
ugly girls

[skullkid421]

ass to mouth
pissing
woman licking the guys ass
violent anal sex to the point of bleeding and then close up of ruptured ass
screaming, exagerated moaning

thats pretty much it...i like the rest:D

[Coppone]

I'm a simple guy. These are the things that turn me off:
-an ugly girl
-ugly boobs
-disgusting pussy
and
-anal sex

If the girl is looks good, has nice boobs and a pretty snach, then I'm happy.
...And it dosn't turn me off when the girl laughs, but if she is smiling with that dick in her twat, it gets me harder.

Same for me! A fortiori!

[Coppone]

Japanese porn actors making disgusting slobbering sounds when they suck tits or pussy.

[DieselXXX]

Smoking. I fuckin hate girls smoking ! :mad:

[mattrftc]

Mark Wood, the guy looks like a retard and I hate his facial expressions.

Also Gagging and over the top noises ala jenna haze and sasha grey. also stuff that sasha, etc do like slapping and general abuse, shes hot, she doesnt have to do that to make a scene hot, id prefer to see her having good, fun looking sex.

European male stars making stupid noises and saying stupid shit.

SHOES! Wtf, you're naked, why leave the shoes on ffs, are you in a rush to leave once you're done, come on, its sex!

Overproduced, scripted, shit like club jenna with storylines and lipstick lesbians and women who all look the same. for fucks sake!

Cookie-cutter scenes that follow this routine: stupid interview with the girl, blowjob, change position, anal, cumshot. ffs I wouldnt pull out on my girlfriend, why do they have to ALL the time? whats wrong with creampie?

[rockbook2000]

When a girl's nails are very short.

[member979979]

spreading a chick's asshole like its the grand canyon.

wearing socks.

[p157]

Toilet bowls.

[BrooksAct]

Lee Stone.

[kingoffa21]

I was looking for an adult blog site on the fromped search engine. I found a video where a dude was wearing a wedding dress and a blue wig, looked like he was walking through a haunted house, then he found a severed skinned horsehead, and proceeded to fuck the bloody stump. It felt like I had stabbed myself in the eyes. -a true sad story from an adult webmaster-

[member979979]

Blue Iris.

[Gomskull]

ugly females and loud dudes

[Coppone]

Girls in stupid baseball caps!

[TunnelOfLove]

Ridicilously loud girls and guys who have stupid grin on their faces. And I hate it when they turn camera to guy's face in the middle of cumshot. :mad:

[GetBent]

Plot.

[cicatrez]

So many things.

Anal (i hate anal. i hate it when a girl expands the things she does to include anal, as she almost always just ends up doing this).

MEN who moan and talk more then the women. I cannot stand this! They might have well just muted the entire scene. I don't want to watch a pretty girl, only to have some stupid man going 'ohh yeas, yes baby, ohh thats so fuckin good'. drives me insane. There's one scene of simoney diamond that i really like. but cannot watch it cos the idiot doesnt ever shut up 'ohh god im dying this feels so good, im gona die'.

I don't like hair pulling or being rough to girls in any way. long as its a tiny bit playful.

I don't like when they (especially in retro porn) spend half the time of the scene, focusing on the stupid mans face. What the hell is the point in that? Whats made even worse is when I and jacking off, and I'm going to cum, the camera switches to the bloody mans face! it totally ruins it. I dont wana see his stupid face.

[Maxell66]

Lee Stone.

I can't stand him too

[No_Man]

Girls who are obviously drunk, stoned, or otherwise under the influence. If you can't do porn when you're of sound mind and judgement, you shouldn't be doing it at all. And if you're such an addict that you can't even stay sober long enough to do your job, then you belong in a treatment facility, not on a studio set.

[barebeaverlover]

Hairy pussies:pukey:

[member979979]

Girls who are obviously drunk, stoned, or otherwise under the influence. If you can't do porn when you're of sound mind and judgement, you shouldn't be doing it at all. And if you're such an addict that you can't even stay sober long enough to do your job, then you belong in a treatment facility, not on a studio set.

Name 1 porn star chick who isnt on speed.

[CunningStunts]

Lately, I'm realllly starting to get irritated at the obviously fake gagging during bjs.... it's getting old FAST.

And yeah, guys who say "Oh God" like a million times, ok dude, we get it, it feels good, now SHUT UP!

[mikejohnson]

When a Man talks or even says one word.

[GetBent]

I can't stand him too

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't enjoy watching that limp-dicked, cum-dribbling meathead.

Sometimes even if the girl is really hot I am turned off once I see him walk into the set.

[simifrank]

Chicks that look into the camera and laugh

[Jason z]

umm........... Let me think about this... Nothing!!!!!! EXcept maybe real ugly guys fucking smokeing hot Pornstars.

[Maxell66]

Name 1 porn star chick who isnt on speed.

drugs? are they on drugs when they are filmed? i never noticed that. please send some links of examples

[barebeaverlover]

Pissing vids, fisting vids, anything violent or extreme, anything with Max Hardcore in it:pukey:

[Bigoldowls]

The misogynists who put their fists, or fingers, into the females mouth. :mad:
The misogynists who put their hands around the females throat to choke them. :mad:

[anomaly]

Having the women like seamen off of a toilet bowl, plate, table top, etc. I feel it degrades the woman and can turn a sexy scene into something nasty.

[Jason z]

Pissing vids, fisting vids, anything violent or extreme, anything with Max Hardcore in it:pukey:

whats nasty about fisting vids. That is if you are talking about vaginal fisting. I like that fisting, but if it is fisting by the guy in the girls mouth I understand you.

[om3ga]

This (http://imagesocket.com/view/apples_and_latex774.jpg)

(in case you're wondering about the link, "this" is a woman stuffing apples in her pussy and up her ass)

[barebeaverlover]

whats nasty about fisting vids. That is if you are talking about vaginal fisting. I like that fisting, but if it is fisting by the guy in the girls mouth I understand you.

it's just a turn off for me-I've seen a couple & I didn't like it-just fast forwarded thru the part of the scene:dunno:

[Dick Pound]

I don't like it when the woman is wearing tennis shoes and socks and doesn't take them off. With stilettos and and stuff it's okay but seriously, take the fucking runners and socks off.

[PlasmaTwa2]

I really hate pale women, especially when they are performing with someone tanned. It's really wierd looking.

[Sleepy Hollow]

inter racial huge turn off

[Maxamus]

Ass hole licking

[thegod]

gaping, gaging, disgusting deepthroats. fucking disgusting. i like the clean ones by heather

[Coppone]

it's just a turn off for me-I've seen a couple & I didn't like it-just fast forwarded thru the part of the scene:dunno:

Same here! It's simply awful. Period!

[girk1]

Men Jacking off & not having the women finish the job:mad:

[wolv23]

i hate it when the woman just stares at the camera directly with dead eyes and is so obvously trying way to hard to act like she enjoys it. nadia phuket does this and i hate it. she is hot but damn, she is bad at porn acting.

[Fresno]

Women made to Gag!

[scooter]

tattoos and pierced nips.

[Fresno]

Women being slapped

[Maxamus]

Toilet bowls.

yea there's some chicks that were on my hot list but see them doing a photos or videos on a toilet wtf. How is that meant to be sexy for that I don't wanna see any more of them. :mad:

[Bonezstorm]

1. Women wearing neon-colored clothings like green underwear or pink skirts.
2. I don´t know how to explain it, but I don´t like those narrating from offscreen when a guy is babbling about how he met this girl he´s fucking right now like "Oh I want to marry her one day"

[Alessandro]

Condoms, when visible like here (http://freewicked.com/fhg/ws/1/images/JM108767-l.jpg)

[Facetious]

Anal Creampie "disasters" :eek:

[ilikecereal]

I'd have to say when guys treat girls like crap, or girls gagging on cocks. Also, I hate that shot in a lot of porn where you can see the guys asshole. That is fucking gross.

But then the usual stuff - girls smiling at the camera with a dick in them. Nothing looks more staged than that. Big fake tits, girls that talk dirty during sex, and the over-the-top screamers. Also when a girl wears a skirt/shirt up around their waist to hide the fact that they're heavier. Just love what you are, we wouldn't be watching your porn if we didn't like your body.

[Horny Devil]

Socks, especially f*cked up looking socks like in this gallery. I don't mind stockings but socks have to come off.
http://princessblueyez.com/hosted/gal/colorful_little_teen_legspreading_whore/589865

Bald headed or women with their heads shaved!! Shaved beaver YES!! Shaved head NO!!!
http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/1bd/pics/50044_babe1/?nats=free:DDFCash:obd

[kuruption]

Women being slapped

Yeah, I hate that sh*t too. I was watching a clip where Georgia Peach was getting it good and the dude was slapping her, total boner killer. :mad:

[ChefChiTown]

Really hot girls getting naked, ewwwwww!!!

[HeyFellas]

Big fake boobs, luminous clothes and tennis shoes.......Oh wait, those are my chief turn-ons! :1orglaugh

Turn-offs include high heels, stockings, jewellery (except bracelets, weird eh?) and lesbians (ok, not really a turn-off but just boring). :wave2:

[RareAir23]

2 things. One is a common plot point and the other was a quote was a porn actor in a Skinemax half-hour porn show called Co-ed Confidental 2: Sophomores. So first the plot point: you're watching a porno and you see a guy character who has 2 colored spiky hair, multiple tattoos, a couple of piercings and is muscular (who definitely looks like the kind of guy you never want to take home to meet your parents) and you just know by the end of the film he's going to boink the entire female cast as soon as you see him. You ever notice how when you see that character and you know he's going to do what I explained that it just turns you off instantly right there? It certainly does me.

Second thing, it was something porn actor Kevin Patrick said on Co-ed Confidential 2: Sophomores. So his character James is running for class president and his speech went something like this, "I never ran for office, I'm not going to do anything if I get elected...but for just once in your life do NOT vote with your heart, do NOT vote with your mind or vote with your gut. All I ask is that you vote with your crotch." Gorram that was horrible and turned me off instantly. Saddest part about that is how so many Hollywood men (and non-Hollywood men) believe in that character's speech when it comes to getting women as if it were Holy Bible scripture or a mantra given by a great leader or something. Makes me feel sad some. Out!

[Miskatonic]

Too many to list as I'm more into the one on one, traditional porn scene.

The biggest problems with those is when the director thinks that the guy in the scene should have more screen time than the woman. I don't need close up facial shots of the guy while he's doing his thing. Bellow and between the legs perspective of penetration, or any zoomed in penetration that lasts several minutes is annoying as hell. The woman should be the focus of the scene, with whatever minuscule shots of the guy are needed. POV tends to remedy much of this, but isn't always that great.

Other than that I skip films where the guy acts like a drunk frat boy. The woman is being paid to have sex with you, she's not there because you are some super stud. The gonzo stuff (Bang Bros, etc.) is the worst when it comes to this. The director doesn't need to comment, and the guy in the scene doesn't need to pose for the camera and talk to his buddies who are cheering him on.

If you can't direct a porn movie you have no business touching a camera of any type. Any chump can hold a movie camera and press record.

[NOB_16]

when you jerking off and they put the camera on the guys face big turn off

[BlueBalls]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle
here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!


That really pisses me off!

[rampau]

A lot of shit. Where do I start?

Fake boobs; especially the ones where you can see the scars.
Girls with hairy pussies and ass holes.
Anal fucking
Pimples
Bondage
Double penetrations
dildos
Girls with pale white skin or albinos
Lesbians
Deepthroating
spanking
Ghetto booties
Huge tits
fat girls

[Horny Devil]

Brightly colored big panties
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/emilys_dream_115/emilys_dream_115_002.jpg
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/emilys_dream_106/emilys_dream_106_010.jpg
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/blueyed_cass_137/blueyed_cass_137_013.jpg

Especially ones with characters on them
http://galleries6.petiteteenager.com/7/pattycaketeamkitty/2.jpg
http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/mollys_bedroom_131/mollys_bedroom_131_005.jpg

[Vargr]

Nothing really turns me off to much, but it depends on how aroused, and in turn depraved I am feeling at the moment. Hair around a females asshole does bother me a bit though.

[BigBlackDude]

I don't like it when the woman is wearing tennis shoes and socks and doesn't take them off. With stilettos and and stuff it's okay but seriously, take the fucking runners and socks off.

LMAO!!!!! yeh bro, fuck them sneakers put those heels on baby!!!

[om3ga]

Comments like:

she's alright I guess, but she's gotta do H/C

Or if she is doing H/C:

she's alright I guess, but she's gotta do anal

[boatiuta]

If I don't find the porn star attractive, it doesn't do it for me. It also has to be a fetish or something I can fantasize about. What stimulates one individual might not necessarily work for someone else.

Porn is fantasy and I assume that 100% of the population out there is aware of this simple and mundane fact. However, I do NOT like it when the porn stars use unsafe (or outright ridiculous) methods such as using "spit" as a lubricant!

Porn movies could be a great medium for sex toy companies, government and even the medical community to promote products such as lube, techniques, or anything to better educate people about sex.

You can still keep the fantasy, the raunchy or gonzo or whatever aspect of porn in porn.

[stunningsummer]

as many performers feel the same most directors and companies prefer mainstream Hollywoods approach to carbon copy for success....Thats what I plan on taking it back to old school porn such as you described bring more interset back use the imagination TO CONQUR A FAN Tasy

[chilli#1]

Nothing really turns me off to much, but it depends on how aroused, and in turn depraved I am feeling at the moment. Hair around a females asshole does bother me a bit though.

Yeah and girls with spots around that area

[AFA]

Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Stopping to blow one's nose always turns me off!

[s92lx]

Yeah and girls with spots around that area

Your not alone. I hate when it looks like it needs some type of medication applied.

[britlover]

I wanted to add that uncomfortable silences are always pretty bad. Honestly, edit some music in that fucker already! Silences are just plain weird; The same as a language barier problem, when I hate French-Canadian/Czech/Hungarian, or whatever lass, simply can't understand too much English.

I always hate those moments. Plus the constant flashing of cameras cause of the shooting of stills for sites. Honestly, just use video screen caps.

[Dawn]

A guy finishing himself while the girl looks bored, waiting passively...

[Pornaddict]

Implant scars, and when the girl is just about to get her face creamed, the camera is on the guy's face!

[boatiuta]

One thing that REALLY turns me off is that I'm not the one doing Jayden James or Mikayla or Rachel Starr, Lanny Barbie, Russo, Gili Sky, Mariah Milano, Ashton Moore and all those hotties! I wish this problem could be addressed a.s.a.p.

I would be glad to have sex with them any time. I would do it for them, all of them. :-)

[mrtrebus]

Women gagging on cock.

[lost1dc]

Bald headed or women with their heads shaved!! Shaved beaver YES!! Shaved head NO!!!
http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/1bd/pics/50044_babe1/?nats=free:DDFCash:obd


At least the drapes and the carpet match. :D

[sdj374]

Giggling or laughing of any kind.

[britlover]

Giggling or laughing of any kind.

Gotta agree here. The type of scenes that get me off involve very little to no smiling, laughter and giggling. I prefer more serious adult film scenes. oddly enough I feel the exact same way about the horror films I collect. Unique that I would like both the same way.

[brc74]

Nasty Nigel. That disgustingly vile, bald man from StreetMeatAsia who used to fuck Thai whores without a rubber.

[daddyshark76]

Wow, freeones. Thanks for setting the board up so my sign in timed out just as I made my post.

I had several points that I wanted people to see and discuss and when I hit post reply, I had to sign back in, therefore losing my entire message. :dunno:

So thanks for making me waste twenty minutes. :( but i can't be too upset, I still love this board.

Sorry, but I just really wanted to make that post on this thread and there is no way I'm going to redo it just to lose it again.

[scooter]

1. Slapping the girl around
2. guys who look angry when they cum
3. pierced clits
4. pierced tits
5. cum-dodging
6. cum-spitting
7. fanny batter
8. bad audio editing

[brc74]

Wow, freeones. Thanks for setting the board up so my sign in timed out just as I made my post.

I had several points that I wanted people to see and discuss and when I hit post reply, I had to sign back in, therefore losing my entire message. :dunno:

So thanks for making me waste twenty minutes. :( but i can't be too upset, I still love this board.

Sorry, but I just really wanted to make that post on this thread and there is no way I'm going to redo it just to lose it again.

I always copy the entire post before hitting reply. That way if you lose the mesage you just paste it back in when your ready to go again.

[brc74]

I have to admit that I'm suprised to see quite a few expressing their dislike for pussy eating in porn. That's one of my favorite parts.
As long as the man doesn't spit all over it.

[LilBoy]

Scat. Latex. Pain.

[joop6177]

A cock

[Isendriel]

When The guy treating the girl like shit or brutal violence.

[Nester6]

Anal, piercings and tattos on female performers.

[The Boss]

Shit, piss, blood, throwing up, anything that involves a toilet and a toiletseat, femdom, protruded assholes, way too long pussyeating and of course shots of a guys face in a scene when he cums to make it look 'artistic' !!!

I didn't mention kiddie porn, faggot porno, animals and such sick shit as I never looked at that so it wasn't a consideration but it stands to reason that THAT is a big ass turn off too of course.

[METAL HEAD]

seeing another man's asshole and balls and hair while doing any female analy. that just makes me want too vomitt for real total turn off for me it's been bugging me lately!!!

[The Boss]

Oh shit, how could I forget.....another mans asshole is a direct turn off also !!

[amale]

I love to see passionate sex
one man and one female


lot of noise and love and kiss
and fucking hard
but its not found on any disks today

[BigVince]

Great thread. Shows that turn-ons for some people only cause spontaneous vomiting in others.

A few things that shave my buzz:

girls doing guys
shots of a girl's "rosebud" asshole (close-ups are especially barf-inducing)
trannies (especially when "lady-boys" get posted in Asian categories)

Last, but not least, "Brazilian Fart Porn". WTF? How is that anything but an erection killer?

[kuruption]

When Lee Stone starts picking up women with one arm and turns them sideways and upside down. Ok Lee I get it, you're on steroids just stick to the script.

[pussman]

Well, easy thing to say is too much hair and weird looking dicks. But it is more complex. Steroid pigs, looking more like a day at the gym more than making love is annoying. No connection between the actors are boring.

Ugly looking sets, ranging from poor hotels to butt-ugly matts and what-not. I mean come-on, this is fantasy, If I want to see ugly looking rooms, I got one right here behind me!
I really hate it when one girl is perhaps posing, stripping, rubbing it, then suddenly out comes 2 weird looking guys, looking like they just got out from doing serious jail-time, tatoos and all, violating "my" sweet looking video-dream-girl.

Weird cutting and angle changes, too much zoom use.
It annoys me when suddenly the bra or the panties is gone, when did that happen, I want to see that.
It annoys me completly that I seldom get to see the penis dick entering the "lovegrotto" the first time, but suddenly they are getting at it, I mean, how about savouring the moment?
I would love too see the girl perhaps is wet even before they go at it (but I guess they are not, Its another day at work).

Also annoying is blowjobs, when the guy suddenly pulls out, then he himself whacks it off, for a minute or two, until he lay it on the tounge or whatever, I mean, who does that? If I got to choose between my favourite porn-stars sweet lips and my own hand, haha! Oh, and fake-looking cum, looking like cake-icing... And the ladies, swallow more please ;)

[smokeythebandit]

Ya I gotta admit this one bothers me also


I don't like it when the woman is wearing tennis shoes and socks and doesn't take them off. With stilettos and and stuff it's okay but seriously, take the fucking runners and socks off.

[NavyBlue]

when the fucking camera guy starts filming the guy when he stands with a stupid grin on his face..

^This. I absolutely hate camera focusing on guy's face at any point during the intercourse. Most of the time they have that shit eating grin that I can't stand. I also hate it when the camera is at an angle where I only see arms and legs and not the important part.

I also hate the following in a porn flick:
Fake boobs (especially when you can see the scars.. yikes)
Flappy stomach
Stretch marks
Wrinkles (I only watch teen or 20something girls.. no MILF whatsoever)
Anal (just a little is ok but some are overdoing it)
Looong conversation before sex (like that's why we watch the film)
Ugly chicks (no matter how hot her body is that turns me off pronto)
Small dicks/soft dicks (Mostly exists in Asian flicks..like how the hell they got this job if they can't even get hard for the camera)
Peeing DURING sex (some girls cannot control their bladder during sex.. not my thing)
Lack of positions (Not a big fan of doggie style so if the girl spends too much time with her back to the camera then no thanks)

BTW this is my first post. Nice to be on a forum where most of the topics are forbidden in most of the forums I visit.

Edit oh yeah forgot this:

Women gagging on cock.

Serious I hate hate HATE porn stars making those disgusting gagging sounds when doing BJ. I prefer they doing long strokes with their mouth and covering the dick in their saliva. I don't like guys putting hands in the back of those ladies' head and shoving them in and out either. Just lady doing long, slow, sexy strokes with her mouth that's what BJ is all about.

[douglaskuato]

anything where the dude touches his own jizz

[ChefChiTown]

Women...EEEEEWWW!!! :throwup:

[NOB_16]

when they put the camera on the the guys face

[NavyBlue]

seeing another man's asshole and balls and hair while doing any female analy. that just makes me want too vomitt for real total turn off for me it's been bugging me lately!!!

Definitely. I think it's gross and disgusting to see girls fucking guys or putting stuff in their asshole, or guys raising their legs and you can see the hairy balls and assholes. I'd vomit a little in my mouth every time I see that. Porns should be all about beautiful girls getting fucked by a guy who's face is not shown majority of the time, just his dick going in and out of her wet hole. For me that's enough don't need any sick shit.

[Galactic 22]

Girls that obviously are not into it, but yell, scream and shriek so loudly that it takes away from the enjoyment of the scene. If I am sitting there wishing to hell that she would just shut up, the scene has been ruined. I'm all for enthusiasm, but Christ, to a point, you know?

[METAL HEAD]

a chick doing over 2 guy's

[HORRORHOLIC]

Hairy Pussy's
All the spitting in, especially in recent years
Farting
Blood
shit
Puke
Blowjob clips, not so much as a turn off as a complete bore, I mean I don't care for long videos featuring closeups of a mans dick but I really get off on girls getting off anyway. I like to see her reaction and shit you know ? so a head bouncing up and down with a close up of some guys cock while he makes all the sound and whatever does nothing for me)
Dead porn stars, seriously I've watched clips of porn stars and then found out they were already dead. Really creppy, knowing she's actually a rotting corpse is really not a good thing for me

[meesterperfect]

Anal, piercings and tattos on female performers.

yeah man peircings don't do anything for me.
hunk of steel on a tongue or pussy.....nah.
tattoos? I don't mind too much, unless there those ugly green ink old man type tattoos.

what turns me off is close ups of a guys butt and face......
and slapping, face slapping.....whats the point?

[scooter]

1. Slapping the girl around
2. guys who look angry when they cum
3. pierced clits
4. pierced tits
5. cum-dodging
6. cum-spitting
7. fanny batter
8. bad audio editing

...and any scene with Ron Jeremy is a total turnoff. That's when I know the girls are fucking strictly for the paycheck.

[jacking24hrs]

Anything with a story line..bad acting....I mean come on.......I always fast forward to the sex scenes.

BUT my biggest hate would be most of the camera work in all porn.....zooming in...zooming out....pan left....pan right.....up and down....shaking cameras...out of focus....badly lit rooms....soft focus lenses....bad editing.....special effects....the list goes on...

I prefer a fixed camera...in a brightly lit room with no music....I wanna hear their moaning not some studip benny hill music or casio keyboard.

I wanna see their whole body at all times, I wanna hear their moaning and I wanna see the expressions on their faces. I wanna be made feel like Im there in the room watching them.....to me that's as realistic as it gets.....and that's what I like..

[BigVince]

Hairy Pussy's
All the spitting in, especially in recent years
Farting
Blood
shit
Puke
Blowjob clips, not so much as a turn off as a complete bore, I mean I don't care for long videos featuring closeups of a mans dick but I really get off on girls getting off anyway. I like to see her reaction and shit you know ? so a head bouncing up and down with a close up of some guys cock while he makes all the sound and whatever does nothing for me)
Dead porn stars, seriously I've watched clips of porn stars and then found out they were already dead. Really creppy, knowing she's actually a rotting corpse is really not a good thing for me

Horrorholic is absolutely right. Nothing better to ruin the fantasy than to know that the hot chick you are watching is pushing up daisies. Knowing the cause of death makes it even worse...

[LFCRULE]

Most of the things mentioned above, but bruises on a girl, especially on their tits really turns me off.

[Civickiller80]

when the guy is about to cum on a girls face why do they sometimes zoom in a show the guys face....wtf is up with that?....

[cutenewfy]

Anal Sex.

[don_equis]

Close up of a guy's ass and balls hanging
Farting
Pussies that look like they have been beated up and wide open already
pimples and bruises on a girls ass
bad teeth on the girl
bald head on the girl
fake boob scars
two dick in the same hole
over moaning guys