Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[USNinc]

People having sex on film.
It just takes away from the plot.


:D

[ÆGEAN]

when the Camera guy talks

fark that annoys me also! ie bang bus etc

The guy treating the girl like shit even if she seems to like it! I truly hate that!

yeah not a fan either

showing the guys face instead of the girl. insta-limp.

vomit/piss/poop

that's really just about it.

yeah, that turns me off also...

And Max Hardcore i hate him

[elcu]

Girl sucking the guy's toes. Gross.

Feet are one of my fetishes, but please - female only.

[liamjefford]

gotta be when theyre filmin a close up of the blokes arse hole.....im like why the hell would you do that to me when theres a girls arse hole 6 inches away lol

[Blink]

Here's one peeve that I forgot to mention: women who smoke.

[McNab]

^I don't like that either, don't know why.

Anything involving bondage, S&M, domination, submission, lick-my-boot-heels, jeez just fuck for Gawd's sake!

[ehard2003]

^I don't like that either, don't know why.

Anything involving bondage, S&M, domination, submission, lick-my-boot-heels, jeez just fuck for Gawd's sake!

I'm the same way. Bondage is something I could never understand.

[titsrock]

I don't like how white women, on porn, are generally verbally-abused during a scene today by being called "Whore" "Slut" "dirty bitch" etc. I like dirty talk in porn, but I like "dirty, sexy, talk" not verbal abuse..

Are other women of color porn stars subjected to this verbal abuse? I don't see black women being called whores by white men (except on specific sites like "Latina Abuse" and "Ghetto Gaggers"). If you surf to a random site you're likely to see a white girl get verbally abused and you're not likely to see other minorities getting such abuse. You're also likely to see Black Men act like "savages in the sack"...does Fifty Cent fuck like this??

[sterobbo01]

These kinds of tattoos.
http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/alien-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621

[elcu]

Yeah, first time I have seen something like that.

First thought was: ouch!

I love back tatts though. e.g. Flower Tucci's.

[band2]

a open pussy the size of a basketball thats just a sick thought to even think about especially when u can yell into it and get a echo back

[XXX guy]

1) Any sort of music - hey we dont play music when having sex

2) Little bit of groaning from the girl is OK and seems realistic - but too much of it becomes unbearable.

3) I would like to see most sex scenes in bedroom. Other places just dont bring out the sexual feeling.

4) Dont mix lesbian stuff with non-lesbian in the same movie. I avoid movies that has any lesbian stuff.

5) Girls bringing out plastic stuff in heterosexual scenes.

6) Scenes that have more than 1 guy and 1 girl. Every video should cater to a single category of taste.

7) Dont waste my time with storylines longer than 2 minutes.

8) Changing camera angles often and using headache-causing camera angles.

[iheartcandy]

A turn off would be a guy eating out a girl. I wanna see that pussy get pounded or another girl making a meal out of it. You got a tool, guy. Use it.

Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face! That would be cool. Because that's what every straight guy watching this porno wants. He wants to see this guy's face while he makes out some facial expressions similar to my constipated grandfather while on the crapper. This shit is so hot!"

At least that's what I think could be the case. Not quite sure though.

[METAL HEAD]

zooming in on guys instead of the really hot chicks faces

[sterobbo01]

Seeing the female performer in a really uncomfortable situation like a DP scene when really you know she is new to it and it's hurting.

[plucap]

When there's more cock than tits and pussy.

[saint]

the tampon string. i just deleted a naomi anal scene because of that. it's funny, that little string freaked me completely out

[titsrock]

Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face

I find the above camera dilemma completely annoying with Doggystyle. I don't want to see Doggystyle shot from the back so all we see is the guy's ass taking up the frame. Doggystyle looks best from the side or front shot (which is under-used,imo). We can see the cock action from the side view or if the director wants to show cock action..try getting a camera from above..that might be interesting. The other problem with the back view in doggy is it allows the chick's face and tits to be basically hidden...which kinda collapses the whole "porn" thing...

[WaReZnIkKi]

Boob-job scarring makes me go limp..=(

[Bailey85]

Food in a scene is a massive turn off. Seeing a girl covering herself with all kinds of rubbish just isn't good.

[anomaly]

Food in a scene is a massive turn off. Seeing a girl covering herself with all kinds of rubbish just isn't good.

I hate the food scenes too and appreciate the use of the word rubbish!:thumbsup:

[anomaly]

It is a major turnoff to me when I see married couples that only have sex with each other. If you only want to fuck your spouse get out of porn.

[Facetious]

Disproportionate Lesbianism with real young looking girls.



Young girl lezbos dressed like children licking each other

I fuckin hate that till no end.

[MILF Man]

Added in music. But really any kind of music.

[bustman]

-- Janet Jacme's loud ass moaning and groaning

-- Ava Devine post-boob job flicks

-- Ava Devine getting fucked until her asshole falls out

-- "Ghetto Gaggers"

-- Shitting, beastiality, blood, guts, girls that resemble kids and teenagers

-- MILF flicks (this is getting old, literally)

-- Jeannie Pepper's tired ass in flicks (retire, goddamnit)

-- Nina Hartley's tired ass in flicks (give it a rest, boo)

[zell]

To add another one of mine from an earlier post,two dicks in one hole.Be it in the pussy,ass of mouth,it ain't right.

[D-rock]

Gimmicks and people that think there is something wrong or boring with normal sex.

[Legzman]

Nothing turns me off instantly! Seriously. If it's sick and/or distrubing, I just close the window and move on! Nothing surprises me anymore! Which is actually kinda sad :(

[drdeath67]

Nothing turns me off instantly! Seriously. If it's sick and/or distrubing, I just close the window and move on! Nothing surprises me anymore! Which is actually kinda sad :(Sick fugger!

:D

[Legzman]

your one to talk practitioner of the macabre!

[titsrock]

I don't like it when dudes shove their fingers into a pussy and churn it hard...like they're making butter...it looks painful and un-hawt..Fisting is also seriously not interesting looking.

Usually it's lez porn or MMF scene where one girl munches and fingers another where I find oral and manual pussy stimulation to be hot looking...

[ÆGEAN]

For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled. Doesn't matter how, 1 on 1, DP, whatever...when I see some chick grinning or smiling it just becomes so unrealistic. I mean, when does it become "funny" getting nailed.

just don't get it, me. :dunno:

I'm mostly talking about pictorial sets, because that's where the majority of THAT happens.

List yours.

haha yeah i know what you mean. but sometimes i laugh and so does my gf during. only coz we are in the moment and say silly things lol!

[flim_flam]

#1 Fakeness. In any form, but especially when it's a girl moaning & groaning all fake.

#2 The guy's face. I understand, porn is for women too, and I'm sure that women must like to look at some men... but an extended close-up of a male pornstar's face is just disgusting (even my girlfriend agrees).

#3 Plot. Porn, to me, is about fucking. Add a plot and it becomes a movie with fucking in it, not a movie about fucking.

[om3ga]

Zuleidy aka Little Lupe

http://meatforcash.com/galleries/hardcore/private/39/index79.html
http://galleries.littlelupe.com/00630235-01-12/combo/24/index.php

I'm probably gonna pi$$ off fans of LL, but here goes...I know they're one and the same woman, but while the first pic of Zuleidy in latex looks hot, the concept of Little Lupe just feels wrong...

[dave_rhino]

Zuleidy aka Little Lupe

http://meatforcash.com/galleries/hardcore/private/39/index79.html
http://galleries.littlelupe.com/00630235-01-12/combo/24/index.php

I'm probably gonna pi$$ off fans of LL, but here goes...I know they're one and the same woman, but while the first pic of Zuleidy in latex looks hot, the concept of Little Lupe just feels wrong...

Yup, I prefer to not watch children have sex.

I don't give a fuck if she's "old enough".

If it looks, tastes, and smells like chicken, then it's chicken...

[britlover]

Basketball-sized Tits: The recent "new & improved", though I don't think so and hate her current look, Daphne Rosen comes to mind. I'm really very much sick & tired of seeing very attractive young ladies in the industry, ruining they're body types for years at a time, with un-wanted plastic surgery as a whole, actually (such as Daphne's fake lips) just to appear more sensual/exotic or younger, whatever, ect. There is no need. You will continue to do modeling and now website work and Hardcore as long as you have a resume and look for it and have a sexual appetite.

Always such a shame when women go plastic/silicone when there is no real need. Especially a shame with Daphne since her previous implants were fine for her older body type. Ah well.

Lesbian Scenes: Do nothing for me. I was relived when I read through this thread yet again and I saw I wasn't the only one in which Lesbian-ism does absolutely nothin' for me.

Cum-dodging. Hey sweetie, if you didn't wanna taste & feel the baby gravy, then you should have taken a job at Hollywood Video or makin' Blizzards at Dairy Queen. Sorry if I come off sounding like a prick, but it's incredibly silly when many of us, who love to see the Facial's as the prefered finishers, still see women who only want it on they're stomaches' and sometimes tits (I kinda prefer that as well) or who jerk the guy's off onto the floor. Swallow, take it on the face, or just go home, sweetie. I think I've seen one chick who did DP work and also a full 30 minute scene, and still jacked the guy off in both vids. As if the double pussy & ass fucking, coupled with all of the sucking, wouldn't give you an STD that the cum would. Ridiculous ...

[Big Papi]

The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?

[britlover]

The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?

Yeah, indeed. The 'cock worshipping' of the camera just gettin' all up into the lucky buff bastard's cock & ball sack and his hairy legs, ect. Also the "Ohh!" face shots totally kill the mood indeed. It's like "Doesn't the editor know what makes a good porno ? Who is this made for?". By the way, everyone into the late/great stand up comedian Bill Hicks (RIP) should see the rare footage of him hosting the AVN's on YouTube and talking, as he so often did, about the adult film industry. It's golden stuff ...

[zell]

This isn't necessarily as sexual act that turns me off per say,but one of my biggest pet peeves is when a girl changes her name every month and has collected 5 to 10 different aliases.I find that really annoying and unnecessary.I mean c'mon,pick a name and stick with it.

One thing that I find pretty stupid is when a girl is suckin' dick with her lips curled over her teeth.It just looks really stupid and un-sexy.Dasha used to blow like this in her earlies stuff but some one gave her some lessons or something because she figured out how to suck dick the right way now.

I also am not a big fan of lezbo scenes.There's only maybe one or two girl/girl scenes that I have found to be really hot,the rest have been boring fast forward material.

[METAL HEAD]

young grils with old guys not my thing

[britlover]

young grils with old guys not my thing

Yeah, I've seen a few of those sites on link sites. I'm really into MILFs, but this new trend of younger girls (very young it seem's) with really old guys in they're 60s and slightly older is indeed pretty gross ...

[Manikin]

The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?

Agreed. Peter North is just plain fugly and if he's cumming its even worse.

And also when guys are missing when cumming. FFS how difficult is it. If you're aiming in the genreal direction of her face, make sure you hit it.

[BlueBalls]

Tatoos, especially on the guys not so much the women. Fat tatooed guys even if they are fucking the hottest women on the planet its a turn off.

[90proof]

I haven't noticed anyone else mentioning this. But that goddamn fly that tries to get in on the action in so many outdoor scene really friggin bothers me. I immediately start thinking, "What could be attracting that bastard in there to try to fly up that pretty girl's snatch?" I mean, I know it's very likely not poor hygeine, but still...

Also, dudes wearing socks during a scene where traction is not an issue. ...or shoes, either. ...or both. Where are these bastards raised?

Also, gagging, barfing, etc. And I don't really care for anal sex. So, I guess anything related to the digestive system, either end, is out for me.

Bored chicks. Get a job you like, eh?

You guys were dogging on Dirty Sanchez a couple of pages back. Couldn't agree more. I actually really enjoy some of the Bang Bros sites, they get some great girls; but when they pull that shit where they're just mean to chicks because they're bored, or just some juvenile shit, I regret ever having shelled out a single dollar. For a while there, one of the camera guys, Sanchez maybe, got into doing a heavy metal dirty vocals style scream pointlessly during the scene and then giggling like he'd done something creative. He totally fucked up a scene with Tia Sweets on Ballhoneys.

[90proof]

Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face! That would be cool. Because that's what every straight guy watching this porno wants. He wants to see this guy's face while he makes out some facial expressions similar to my constipated grandfather while on the crapper. This shit is so hot!"

At least that's what I think could be the case. Not quite sure though.

Pretty goddamn funny, friend. :rofl:

[roughready44]

when guys spit or lick there hand to wet the pussy, thts sick, and when they talk to much

[roughready44]

i also hate it when guys suck the girls nipple, the guys ass is shown, and interracial porn really turns me off.

[cartman24]

When it shows the guys face for more than a few seconds. Watching them give the girl oral is pretty unattractive to me as well.

[pichy299]

2 girls, 1 cup..

IT'S THE NASTIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED!!!

[D-rock]

When the men for some reason feel they are more important to the movie than they really are and have to do or say something stupid or annoying to make themselves known. Basically the ones that haven't figured out that people don't give a damn about them.

[cabey]

Spitting...either whilst a blowjob or cunnilingus is being performed.

:2 cents:

[britlover]

You guys were dogging on Dirty Sanchez a couple of pages back. Couldn't agree more. I actually really enjoy some of the Bang Bros sites, they get some great girls; but when they pull that shit where they're just mean to chicks because they're bored, or just some juvenile shit, I regret ever having shelled out a single dollar. For a while there, one of the camera guys, Sanchez maybe, got into doing a heavy metal dirty vocals style scream pointlessly during the scene and then giggling like he'd done something creative. He totally fucked up a scene with Tia Sweets on Ballhoneys.

Yup I fully agree. Sanchez desurves all the scorn thrown opun him, and then some.

Now the many BangBros sites are usually smokin' hot with some of the hottest adult talent. But Sanchez, however, is truely fuckin' annoying. So many of they're scenes would work better without him in it ...

[sunnydutt]

bad breath

[hornywill]

-Implants
-Poop/pissing
-More cock than pussy
-Camera guy filming more guy than girl...
-when the girl laughs (not smile) in the middle of it...

[Max2Porn]

lesbian pussy grinding
Fisting
small dicks
over-acting

[ForgottenSeraph]

:eek:hemmroids!!!:eek:

[Kingfisher]

Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....
How almost every video now is MMF. Honestly, what happened to FFM?
And would it hurt them to smile?
And no, you don't have to give the pretty girl a facial everytime, you jackass.

But I guess instantly would be....
Throat gagging, the vomiting.
Face slapping.
The guy talking or showing too much of him. That's not why I'm watching.
Large amount of piercings or tattoos, and bruises.

[Jumala]

Its annoying when the camera is focused at the penetration, not the whole picture or the girl.

[Ruck Fangers]

I know porn is not really designed for two people to show the 'love' aspect of sex but I think a lot of porn is very neanderthalish. It borderlines on primitive the way some of the scenes are shot. Basically most pornos look like a guy is banging a bag of potatoes (who just happens to be a woman). There seems to be no desire or anything love or lustful present it's just go in there, hit the record button, shove your cock into a girl, and finish up.
I remember once in a Jon Yuma film called 'Orgy' I think, right at the end of the film there are is an orgy going on in one part of the room but on the other side of the room there is just a male and female couple having sex on their own. You can really see that the couple were really into each other, they were hugging and kissing right the way through. When the guy cums he embraces the girl. You get a sense that it was almost a real couple having sex for the first time. Its funny to see the other performers in the film looking at them in shock because the couple were so into each other.

[britlover]

Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....
How almost every video now is MMF. Honestly, what happened to FFM?
And would it hurt them to smile?
And no, you don't have to give the pretty girl a facial everytime, you jackass.

But I guess instantly would be....
Throat gagging, the vomiting.
Face slapping.
The guy talking or showing too much of him. That's not why I'm watching.
Large amount of piercings or tattoos, and bruises.

Yup, all great things to list that annoys the living fuck out of me. Currently, the hardcore scene of L.A. is pretty hyper-annoying. I wish it chould go back tot he mid and late '90s look and feel, for whatever I truely mean by that.

Yeah I'm also tired-as-fuck of the MMF scenes. I would much prefer a three-some with two women and a man, so I can imagine myself in the lucky lad's shoes. Can't stomach all of the huge demand in photo shoots and hardcore scenes with too many men in it. I chould imagine myself as a performer as it's actually a fantasy of mine to one day run our own site with a woman and shoot regularly for it and up-date. But not with multiple men. Fuck I chould never work around that.

And yes, I'm sick og the spitting on the cocks from women, the guy's (and sometme's women) spitting between they're tits for a wel oiled tit-job and spitting in pussies and assholes for better lube. So, like what? The real stuff provided like KY or Astro-Glide isn't good enough for them ? :confused: I also agree: It's like "Just put it in your mouth, sweetie--hell, it's what your over payed for anyone, since women in the films make much more then us men, anyhow".

Throat-gagging and such: Most definately sickening. Facial Abuse.com is probably the most sickeing and degradeful shit out there. Don't know how they stay in business. Honestly, who gets off to that shit ? Meh, to each they're own, I guess ...

[StormLion]

When the guy(s) won't shut up.

Seriously.

The pro-am sites have some very hot talents, but does the entire camera crew need to provide running commentary? Those clowns are worse than Monday Night Football's bunch...

Shut up and let the couple do their thing!

[SBTNW]

farting...
laughing out loud...
sox!!

[Facetious]

Participants that act like hogs as they cannot be satisfied as a result of too much sex.

[ChefChiTown]

Women who remind me of my mother.

[TheSatyrIcon]

I hate:

- Music that overwhelms the sex sounds...not the talking but the sounds the bodies make.
- Video effects that affect the action.
- Lethargic performers
- Overly vocal performers ESPECIALLY when the action doesn't warrant it.
- Girls that did perform gonzo several times, then refuse to do the same style of scene when they become a name...

The Satyr Icon

[spleendo]

Loud music sucks. Slow-motion things and similar effects suck. Excessive hollering and shouting sucks. Farting, pissing and anything related to those kinds of bodily functions suck. Excessive closeups suck - there has to be closeups, but not for the length of the entire scene. Positions that look like you could break your neck or other body parts doing it suck.

[eboue]

- when the girl doesn't say 'fuck yeah' :P

[Eric Lindros]

Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....



Yeah. For example: Lanny Barbie is great, but I don't like the spitting. She does it almast by every man, I believe....

[flim_flam]

Throat-fucking, I believe they call it. I see that in a porno and it just sickens me. Whoever invented that bullshit should be shot.

[lone gunman]

Chico Wang,the Diabolic videos director,talking.I can`t watch porn for days.

[cradduck1]

A lot of the things mentioned above, excessive screaming that sounds like the girl is doing it just for the camera, red bumps on pussy, gaping assholes, annoying ass cameramen and dudes that ask/say retarded things and thing they are soo funny when really they are deuce bags who had to pay for sex...I am pretty picky about what I like and don't like.

[britlover]

A lot of the things mentioned above, excessive screaming that sounds like the girl is doing it just for the camera, red bumps on pussy, gaping assholes, annoying ass cameramen and dudes that ask/say retarded things and thing they are soo funny when really they are deuce bags who had to pay for sex...I am pretty picky about what I like and don't like.

Especially about that last part, with the hyper-annoying camera men talking and saying just plain stupid shit, your not alone my friend. I feel roughly all of us men hate talking. If they wanna inteview the girls, then on the DVD or site, for those that care, they should have a real interview A&Q session, and let that be that ...

[Lusty]

In other words anything Max Hardcore!
I wholeheartily AGREE.
This bloke is a NASTY OLD PERVERT!:mad:

[TucoNL]

Gaping, choking, excessive screaming, bukake.

[guch8099]

flesh colored nylons....tan...nude....absolute turnoff for me.
gaping
anything where the woman sounds like shes seriously in pain.

[flim_flam]

Excessive happiness. For example, I just saw a COHF video with Tobi Pacific and throughout the whole video she's giggling and the guys are laughing. Now don't get me wrong, it's good to know that they were having a good time and all, but I just couldn't find anything at all erotic about it.

[xxaru]

I was watching a clip today, and asides from the bad filming.. the one big thing that turned me off was that the male actor couldn't get his dick hard. How the fuck does that happen in the age of viagra and everything else? There's no excuse for that.

[zell]

I never care for girls sticking baseball bats and other weird objects in their pussies.Just a little too weird for me.

[Michelle_Akemi]

When a girl takes two cocks in her mouth at the same time..eww, effin homos!
Spitting on faces or mouths :(
Male pornstars with huge egos, Ramon from bangbros is an asshole. The whole bangbros crew are assholes but they make good porn..lol

[zell]

When a girl takes two cocks in her mouth at the same time..eww, effin homos!


I would think that girls would be into that,but from a guys perspective,that's some gay ass shit.The only thing more gay aside from obvious homo activity is two dicks in the pussy or ass.I could see that in the heat of the moment,a girl gets tired of going back and forth between sucking two cocks,so she just grabs both and tries to shove both into her mouth.But to voluntarily put your dick in an already occupied hole is just ain't right.:pukey:

[Michelle_Akemi]

I would think that girls would be into that,but from a guys perspective,that's some gay ass shit.The only thing more gay aside from obvious homo activity is two dicks in the pussy or ass.I could see that in the heat of the moment,a girl gets tired of going back and forth between sucking two cocks,so she just grabs both and tries to shove both into her mouth.But to voluntarily put your dick in an already occupied hole is just ain't right.:pukey:
Well, I'll put it this way, if I was to have a threesome, I'd make sure the 2 guys aren't weirdos or didn't have anything weird planned, such as touching each other's privates. I just don't like being near any homosexual activity, although I don't mind people being homos..lol

[zell]

Well, I'll put it this way, if I was to have a threesome, I'd make sure the 2 guys aren't weirdos or didn't have anything weird planned, such as touching each other's privates. I just don't like being near any homosexual activity, although I don't mind people being homos..lol

I'm thinking that unless the girl was really,REALLY hot,then most guys wouldn't participate in a threesome that involved another dude,I know I wouldn't.

So tell me this Michelle,you mentioned that if you were to have a three some with two guy,what about a threesome with a guy and another girl?What if they had something weird planned for you?:D

[Michelle_Akemi]

I'm thinking that unless the girl was really,REALLY hot,then most guys wouldn't participate in a threesome that involved another dude,I know I wouldn't.

So tell me this Michelle,you mentioned that if you were to have a three some with two guy,what about a threesome with a guy and another girl?What if they had something weird planned for you?:D

Haha I don't like sharing and the only thing I'd do with a girl is probably kiss and that's fully clothed, haha :rolleyes: So that's a no no!

[maleonetwo]

When a girl takes two cocks in her mouth at the same time..eww, effin homos!
Spitting on faces or mouths :(
Male pornstars with huge egos, Ramon from bangbros is an asshole. The whole bangbros crew are assholes but they make good porn..lol

Haha I don't like sharing and the only thing I'd do with a girl is probably kiss and that's fully clothed, haha :rolleyes: So that's a no no!

Im really a bit surprised Michelle.

[Michelle_Akemi]

Im really a bit surprised Michelle.
Why surprised?

[Stevie]

Male pornstars with huge egos, Ramon from bangbros is an asshole. The whole bangbros crew are assholes but they make good porn..lol

Only when they cut down or eliminate the useless play-by-play. Seriously, if I had to chose one thing, it'd be comments coming from someone not in the scene.

[maleonetwo]

Why surprised?

Yesterday I thought youre a dirty girl...

now I think....yeah youre still a dirty girl but not that dirty.

:D

[Michelle_Akemi]

Only when they cut down or eliminate the useless play-by-play. Seriously, if I had to chose one thing, it'd be comments coming from someone not in the scene.
Hah, I'm subscribed to that website and every one of their bangbus videos have like 30mins full of bullshit talking before you actually see some nakedness! lol

[Michelle_Akemi]

Yesterday I thought youre a dirty girl...

now I think....yeah youre still a dirty girl but not that dirty.

:D
Haha, being dirty and being bi-sexual are two different things ;)

[maleonetwo]

Haha, being dirty and being bi-sexual are two different things ;)

yeah I know but you mentioned the 2 cock thingy as well and I thought you would like that...


btw please dnt make for every single Quote a new post...
your consecutive posts will be merged...
you can make multiple quotes in one post
:)

[Stevie]

Hah, I'm subscribed to that website and every one of their bangbus videos have like 30mins full of bullshit talking before you actually see some nakedness! lol

Yeah, I've found their Monsters of Cock shoots to be the worse. Like you said, Ramon is an asshole.

[Michelle_Akemi]

yeah I know but you mentioned the 2 cock thingy as well and I thought you would like that...
:)
I love the two cock thingy but not at the same time...I'd love to hold two at the same time but pleasure one of em at once..if you know what i mean:rolleyes:

[zell]

Hah, I'm subscribed to that website and every one of their bangbus videos have like 30mins full of bullshit talking before you actually see some nakedness! lol


...and that's why I'll never pay for porn online.What a fuckin' waste.

[Michelle_Akemi]

...and that's why I'll never pay for porn online.What a fuckin' waste.

True but the actual sex scenes in monstersofcock are pretty nice :)

[anomaly]

True but the actual sex scenes in monstersofcock are pretty nice :)

Michelle are you our resident Cockologists? You seem to have love for cocks and are quite specific about the ones you like.:)

[Michelle_Akemi]

Michelle are you our resident Cockologists? You seem to have love for cocks and are quite specific about the ones you like.:)
Haha...well I probably am, I don't know how to say it but err.. I'm a very visual person:D

[Hilit]

This should be the number one rule in all gonzo films:

Once the sex begins. If your the guy holding the camera SHUT THE FUCK UP! God its so annoying when the actions going on and the moron holding the camera keeps yapping.

[sterobbo01]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=142288&highlight=instantly

There are a lot here of turn offs and annoyances here.

[Mind's Eye]

This should be the number one rule in all gonzo films:

Once the sex begins. If your the guy holding the camera SHUT THE FUCK UP! God its so annoying when the actions going on and the moron holding the camera keeps yapping.
Agree completely. Most of the BangBros. stuff has to played with the volume Muted. Why those idiots think viewers want to hear them babbling like 13 year olds in need of a Ritalin prescription during sex is beyond me.

Anyone who thinks Monday Night Football's commentary is horrid obviously hasn't heard any of the pro-am stuff, lol. :2 cents:

[angell]

performers that look that they are not enjoying themselves

[cartman24]

Blowjobs that last close to 10 minutes, it gets old for me.

[Michelle_Akemi]

When the gay male pornstar has to jack off for 5minutes before he cums on the girl.

[inthemix]

crap cumshots

[dave_rhino]

When I see lesbian porn without any ass-licking, I get pretty pissed off.

[squallumz]

When the gay male pornstar has to jack off for 5minutes before he cums on the girl.

yes!

crap cumshots

yes!

When I see lesbian porn without any ass-licking, I get pretty pissed off.

yes!

Agree completely. Most of the BangBros. stuff has to played with the volume Muted. Why those idiots think viewers want to hear them babbling like 13 year olds in need of a Ritalin prescription during sex is beyond me.

omg, i know it! those guys are so retarded.

performers that look that they are not enjoying themselves

and yes here too.

you guys covered most of it for me.

[Legzman]

Condoms

[squallumz]

Condoms

oo another great one. i h8 seeing those things.

[Legzman]

oo another great one. i h8 seeing those things.

really? Last time I said that in a thread like this I got a hell of a backlash from it!

We all know the importance of condoms, doesn't mean I wanna see em used in my porn? They get paid to play russian roulette with their genitalia!

[Bigoldowls]

Mysoginistic porn! :mad:

[ÆGEAN]

the guy in Bang bus...ie the camera man for the older ones, fark he annoys me

[BlueBalls]

Condoms

Yeah!!! :fight:

[Game101]

When the guy will not shut the fuck up! Anyone who has seen a scene involving Wesley Pipes knows just what the fuck I'm talking about. He has to be one of the biggest scene killers outhere.

[invader]

amen to that - what is with those guys at bangbros?? shut the fuck up already!

another thing that does my head in is seeing scenes with girls that DO take it up the ass only to have them NOT take it up the ass...!!

[Montrealman]

Ugly chicks, guys that are more into it than girls and too many shots of the guys.
but mostly ugly chicks because you can always turn the sound down.

[SF128]

1)Tattoos
2)piercing below the neck
3)fake breasts
4)focusing on the guy (if there is one) for any reason

[birdmanjr]

thick bushes. ugh!

[D-rock]

Most of the people in it. A huge number of them are the biggest motley group of the most naive, screwed up, scummy, weak willed, and stupid people out there, and the people who use them. I find it harder to suspend my disbelief as time goes on.

[gradepoint]

Asshole licking.

[a_s_d]

I hate in solo/mast stuff when the camera guy gives her directions or says things like "now moan a bit".... it completely takes away from the perceived realism of the experience... it is like admitting to a fake orgasm.

[boggyboyz]

The duudes face when he's popping Like, (Slurp,~bob#,slurp@ ) "arrrgh I'm gonna blow"
[ camera pans to Jethro looking like he just stepped on a tack.]
Dude, who wants to see that?
We all want to see some hot chick swallowing like it's the best thing she ever tasted, usually we get a look like It tastes like month old cottage cheese.
Dude, why even film a facial if she's not into it?
Slapping, spitting on, or choking some chick when she your boning her?
I can understand a slap on the rear when doing it Doggy, like yeah Giddy-up!
Dude, who wants to see you beat up some cheap Trick?
The worst is when two guys are boning some Amped up Nymphomaniac and their Pricks touch YUUUUCK!
Dude who want's to see that?
All you Porn Directors Please take note -

[georges]

fake moans, girls not swallowing, small tits and basic positions and no hardcore.

[McNab]

Has anyone seen Pierre Woodman? Guy makes Ron Jeremy look like Fabio.

[Horseface]

Lack of eroticism will turn me off. I want to watch people having sex and enjoying it, not two pieces of meat. And only do anal if both parties are comfortable with it, I'd say about 90% of anal scenes seem forced and awkward, maybe more than that. If you can't do it right, don't do it at all.

Agreed with long blowjobs, also blowjobs where the woman is gurgling and choking on the dick, that just disturbs me and is almost like torture fetish stuff.

People who are too fucking loud, either a guy who will ramble on or a girl who is screaming and yelling constantly. This plays into the whole lack of eroticism thing I mentioned.

Another thing is formulaic porn. I mean standard progression, bit of foreplay, oral from each, then fucking, then cumshot. Christ, it DOES NOT HAVE TO PROGRESS THE SAME EVERY TIME. I am fine with a shorter scene if it means making it look less forced/standardized.

So basically I'm not even into porn that much anymore because of this:p.

[richman3001]

I wish more porn chicks took their shoes off. I hate high heels. But that doesn't turn me off it just would be better barefoot.

[Paul1320]

When The guy starts screaming OH YES OH YES during Sex
and Annoying sounds during fucking eg, Priya Rai ( she is fucking hot but annoying as hell)

[squallumz]

any abusive type stuff, slapping, choking, extreme gagging. bah. turn off for me.

[BlueBalls]

Anal Gapeing, the large intestine is a great organ but i really dont want to see it.

[xpiritual]

yeah, double penetrations, ass to mouth and bad cam view!

[lltking]

bumpy boobs, ugly pussy and flat asses

[ZiiLak]

gagging, extreme choking, they turn me off

[BlueBalls]

^ Yeah gagging also. Does anyone find gagging attractive?

[Fresno]

Anything involving bondage, S&M, domination, submission, lick-my-boot-heels.
vomit/piss/poop

[McNab]

When all the girls look alike, same face, hair, boobs, ass, mannerisms. It's like The Stepford Porn Stars!, I've seen this happen a few times.

[SimonMK]

any abusive type stuff, slapping, choking, extreme gagging. bah. turn off for me.

Same here.

[josh1986914]

hairy pussies, sloppy fat lipped pussies, dominatrix
shit.

[jewelcity]

Maybe it's just me, and don't get me wrong, I love Tats on a girl but when they put them right on their boobs, it's a big turn off for me. I just think, you've ruined your boobs, forever! :lame:

[freeryan]

I hate when girls are constantly looking at the camera as if they're looking for a reaction or something. I wish they'd just be in the moment and not worry about the camera. I also hate that eventhough the girl may not be enjoying it she still moans and it's obviously fake. I'd rather she be true to her feelings and moan when the feeling comes.

[freeryan]

I just thought of when girls say "fuck me" it's like what do you think he's doing lol. I usually watch with the volume off and play some soul music for sensual scenes and fun mood metal for intense scenes because some of the diologue is just fucked up. I can't really enjoy a guy calling a girl a slut even if she comes off as one.

[angelfire1972]

torture :ban:

[alex.zeal]

When girl don't show face... Some time Dubbing took place mostly in Indian Country made movies, where girl keeps there mouth shut but screaming sound comes from background... This is totally disgusting...

[I love Cassia]

2 girls 1 cup :eek:

[sputnikgirl]

Fake boobs that are nasty and deformed when the girl is laying down, and implant scars.

[Tballlz63]

bukkake... not only does it turn me off but i actually dry heave when i see it.

[MRPIMPN4EVA]

Wack camera people and dudes who cant get hard.

[fizzmaster]

I hate when dicks touch. Sorry folks, I don't care if two dicks are in a girls mouth, if those dicks are rubbing together, that's gay.

[Bigoldowls]

Those who "enjoy" seeing women as victims. :mad:

All forms of misogynistic activities. :mad:

[rmagedon]

There's a number of things I hate.

Hairy/Extremely stubbled vagina.

Implants Leading to Deforming a Girl (ie. Brianna Banks)

Extreme close-ups of a penis penetrating a vagina for 30 mins of the sex scene.

Feasting on Anal Creampies

Extreme Bondage (I'm okay with blind-folding & tying up in regular normal positions, (NO PRETZELS) but anything more than that it's out of line.

Believe it or not, vibrators and/or solo scenes.

That about covers it.

[woy]

Violent acts, humiliation, extreme bondage, S&M, bad camera angles (camera on the guy's ass or face. Who the fuck wants to see that?!), rim jobs, gaping assholes, too much cum, spitting and bad boob jobs.

[McNab]

When the guy shoots into the girls ear and another girl licks it out.

And chicks smearing baked beans all over each other (any food really, but especially beans)

[MRPIMPN4EVA]

I hate when dicks touch. Sorry folks, I don't care if two dicks are in a girls mouth, if those dicks are rubbing together, that's gay.


Cosign......

[lovejoy]

AIDS/HIVS with unprotected sex !

[titsrock]

I agree with the above comment about Tattoos. They are getting to be too much. I really hate the entire back tattoo or a large tattoo on the back or stomach (yes, even my girl Claire Dames's "Hit it Harder" tattoo is ugly and distracting.)

I like tattoos on a girl but they should be important to her and subtle. If she wants to look like a fucking OC Choppers Teutel family reject....meh...go away, you know...

[wigster]

those idiots who talk all the way through the scene

[BrianSTS]

Ugly ass people that have no business doing PORN in the first place...:eek:

[ChocYorkie]

I hate when girls are constantly looking at the camera as if they're looking for a reaction or something. I wish they'd just be in the moment and not worry about the camera. I also hate that eventhough the girl may not be enjoying it she still moans and it's obviously fake. I'd rather she be true to her feelings and moan when the feeling comes.

I agree. I can't stand fake moaning and acting to the camera. I think that some of it is down to bad directing.

There is also too much emphasis on showing the penetration, which leads to some unnatural and unusual positions, Like a guy trying to enter virtually sideways so that the camera can get an unrestricted view.

[JWSlacks]

uncircumsized pricks and when they show the dudes face when he's nutting.

all set! lol

[TL13]

ass to mouth
not only is that shit nasty but unhealthy
what the fuck?

Have to agree with you on that one!!!

[nylo]

How about 2 guys on one girl?
Or when the guy is fucking a girl, they focus the camera on his face....what a turnoff

[bombardier52]

Looking at the camera unless its a POV thing.

[Fresno]

Asshole licking turns me off

[hedonis]

There's so much, and I've been so disgruntled over another, unnamed thread lately that I'll just say I have many other answers in this thread already :D

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[KBM]

the girl is obviously not into it
the participants appear too young or underage
ass to mouth
bukaki of any kind
golden showers
shit eaters
spitting

[wenewml]

I really dislike the gagging throet fucking blowjobs. Here in the real world that shit will probably make a girl throw up on you and I see nothing sexy about it

[Count Fuckula]

Fat women
Ugly blokes
crap chat up lines .. a la Max Hardcore

[McNab]

Twenty minute intro's, jeez I like some buildup, but get on with it!

[racerXf1]

Tattoos. Nasty. Most guys dont like tattoos but porn stars insist on getting them. I dont get it. This is a customer driven business & these chicks keep defacing their body & they must know we dont like it.

[Pathogen]

Annoying voices.

[Facial_King]

I really dislike the gagging throet fucking blowjobs. Here in the real world that shit will probably make a girl throw up on you and I see nothing sexy about it

Yeah, I think I'd have to agree with that one. I especially don't like to see some meatnecked cretin who's obviously really putting some muscle into holding her head so that she must STAY in the deepthroat position. And I think most of us can recognize the difference between an "I'm into it" hand on her head, with a little give-and-take push on the back of her head and the "keep doing it, bitch, whether you like it or not" kind of force. And going along with this, I also don't dig...

running mascara
bloodshot eyes

:2 cents:

[jamrak]

had anyone mentioned yellow cum?
disgusting thing... it is more about image color adjusting than porn itself, but I notice that some photosets are color disbalanced in such a wrong way that cum appears to have a strong yellow tint.
it looks just mawkishly :pukey:

[Fresno]

golden showers

[om3ga]

This (http://page-x.com/gals/usg/82a787/81907c.html)

:crash:

[Facial_King]

This (http://page-x.com/gals/usg/82a787/81907c.html)

:crash:

OH yuck, I wish I hadn't scrolled down on that one!

:pukey::pukey::pukey:

[hedonis]

This (http://page-x.com/gals/usg/82a787/81907c.html)

:crash:

My EYES! Where's the smilie for me clawing my own eyes out to stop the pain!?!?!?!



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[Jagger69]

Dirty feet....among the other million things that have already been mentioned.

[hedonis]

Things that turn me off instantly?


Bad internet connection... Nothing like trying to rub one out, and things keep.......


Buffering.


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[satanic_boy69]

Guys eating out chicks.

When girls get drenched in cum.

Girls deep throating to the point of gagging or immense drooling.

That odd camera angle thats right behind the guy and below his balls & ass as he's pounding away.

[StormRuller]

small boobs!!

[MAJ Perv]

Turn-offs?

Any kind of violence or abuse (actual or implied).

MMF

Prominent tattoos

Body piercings, especially genital!

Any kind of anal sex

Long painted nails

Lingering close-ups of the dude's face. (I'd just as soon not see his face at all; it's the girl that interests me).

Anything particularly scatalogical

[Montrealman]

Turn-offs?

Any kind of violence or abuse (actual or implied).

MMF

Prominent tattoos

Body piercings, especially genital!

Any kind of anal sex

Long painted nails

Lingering close-ups of the dude's face. (I'd just as soon not see his face at all; it's the girl that interests me).


Anything particularly scatalogical

I fully agree with that.

Above listed and ugly chicks.

[squallumz]

i dont dig girls licking out guys asses. yucky. though, obviously, many do. its so not my thing.

[om3ga]

Clown sex

(remember watching Bambi Bliss in clown make-up...what a turn-off)

[D-rock]

Clown sex

(remember watching Bambi Bliss in clown make-up...what a turn-off)

Now I have an image in my head of a bunch of clowns going inside a small tent after their performance at the circus just to pop that video in. It's brain bleach time.

[jewelcity]

Farts

[scubamike]

When I'm trying to get off and the camera zooms at a guy or his dick, I shrivel. I prefer lesbian porn for that reason.

I HATE facials. I gag when I see some stranger's cum on a beautiful chick's face. I cannot see the enjoyment of seeing another guy fucking a girl. I guess I'll rather it be me.

[Big Black Dick]

I hate anything where the chick looks like she's in pain or simply uncomfortable. My favorite part of porn is seeing a chick get into it and that ain't it.

[scubamike]

foot fetish; peeing; drinking pee; drinking cum; snowballing; a cum-mask; a big dick taking up most of the pic or video...for christ's sake, I'm trying to masturbate to hot chicks only!

[teege1325]

feet, and anything violent. also i don't like seeing guys all that much and anything involving a guys ass is simply out of the question. piss fetish is also a bit too gross as well as anything involving feces. i don't think i have to remind anyone here of the whole 2 girls 1 cup fiasco!




p.s. also hate beastiality and girls that look too young. nothing worse than seeing a girl that looks 16, it's wrong on many many levels.

[piter_m]

girls licking guys balls or asshole
cum coming out of an asshole
cum farting
squirting
anal sex when that yellow sticky liquid is coming out :[

[stainedblueyes]

Boob size has never bothered me as long as they have good form - can't beat a perfectly scultped breast.

Girls licking guys asses
Bad boob shape
Clearly differently sized boobs
Fake boobs

And of course when your present humping thing turns into Mumraa - the - ever -LIVING mwahahahaha

[Chrism86354]

really loud moaning or awkward moaning. Loud gagging.

[that guy I saw]

I agree with you all on the yucky body fluids,shit eating etc.I absolutely HATE! when It flicks on to the guy frequently to stop you getting off I thin they do that on purpose ..... the whole oral ass thing makes me puke.
Also I guess IM kinda wierd but I dont like lesbian porn..the first guy in the history of guys not to! plus when the girl has a tongue stud and is made to look real cheap ,pulled back hair chewing gum etc.

[slackerguy]

The same cliche formula each scene, she goes down on him, he goes down on her, she gets nailed on her back, then sits on top...etc. Anal, and bad camera angles. Especially when you hardly see her face, mostly just the dudes hairy balls. That's really annoying.

[SBTNW]

i hate when she eats his asshole.

also when the camera focus the wrong angles... it's porn, goddamn it! we don't wanna see HIS face...

[anomaly]

small boobs!!

Don't you think some chicks look hot with small boobs.:)

[CunningStunts]

really loud moaning or awkward moaning. Loud gagging.

+1 for me. Forced moaning/fake moaning is a turn off, and the excessive gagging noises are just painful to listen to...

[Mistyck]

- When the director talks
- When the girl has a bad boob job
- When the plot is way too advanced for a porn
- Bad fake tans
- When they try to act for sake of acting instead of doing a porn

[Mistyck]

- Heavily make-up'd women
- Hairy, overweight men
- Men with too small/large of a penis
- Women who look like they're anorexic
- When the woman is degraded, slapped, ridiculed or any other "Hardcore Max" style porn
- When the lesbian scenes are froo-froo instead of how real women actually screw with each other
-When they make the woman always look like a maid/nurse/teacher in irrelevant scenes to the outfit (pointless and overused)
- When the girl or guy talks too much, i.e.;
*I myself have never told the guys I've been with "oh yeah, you like that, uh huh, come on, harder harder, just like that, oh oh oh, YEAH, harder", nor have the guys I've been with ever told me, "yeah, take it, just like that, suck my cock you nasty whore, take it all, I'm going to come all over you're nasty slutty pussy". I am laughing as I'm writing this. Hearing any of this in a porn scene makes me crack up laughing, and when you're in the middle of sex with someone and you crack up laughing, you normally have to explain why you're laughing, which then turns into a big turn-off. Dirty talk is one thing, but having an entire monologue about it just is not necessary.*
- When the guy looks old enough to be the woman's father/grandfather, i.e.;
*Alright, I have a thing for older guys, but DAMN, some of the guys in porn really need to retire!*
- When the guy or girl isn't trimmed, i.e.;
*If you're not going to be trimmed, then shave all the hair off.*
- Why is there always more guy/guy/girl threesomes than girl/girl/guy, or girl/girl/girl? Do they not think that us girls, hell even you guys; would like to see more girl threesomes?

[titsrock]

- Why is there always more guy/guy/girl threesomes than girl/girl/guy, or girl/girl/girl? Do they not think that us girls, hell even you guys; would like to see more girl threesomes?

Good point. I don't know and I don't bother even watching M/M/F because it inevitably leads to a Double Penetration and..and giving that "the ol' college try"...sorry...but it just looks too stupid and nasty on camera.

M/F/F threesome is MUCH hotter and, you're right, it doesn't seem as popular:dunno:

On a personal note...I would be willing to take part in an Orgy someday..as long as there were equal number Guy/Girl and everyone pretty much "partnered up" or if it was a "rotating buffet"...maybe I'd like one girl to blow me, but I'd like to bang another girl...and then go give oral to a different girl...

The point is I can pretty much guarantee I will NEVER be in a MMF situation. I don't see myself wanting to be that intimate with a guy..ever.:dunno:

Porn Fantasy does entail me atleast wondering what I would be like in the situation depicted on film...(banging a star, banging a nurse, etc)

[Mistyck]

Good point. I don't know and I don't bother even watching M/M/F because it inevitably leads to a Double Penetration and..and giving that "the ol' college try"...sorry...but it just looks too stupid and nasty on camera.

M/F/F threesome is MUCH hotter and, you're right, it doesn't seem as popular:dunno:

On a personal note...I would be willing to take part in an Orgy someday..as long as there were equal number Guy/Girl and everyone pretty much "partnered up" or if it was a "rotating buffet"...maybe I'd like one girl to blow me, but I'd like to bang another girl...and then go give oral to a different girl...

The point is I can pretty much guarantee I will NEVER be in a MMF situation. I don't see myself wanting to be that intimate with a guy..ever.:dunno:

Porn Fantasy does entail me atleast wondering what I would be like in the situation depicted on film...(banging a star, banging a nurse, etc)

Being someone who has been in a couple (maybe more) of threesomes, I refuse to ever have a m/m/f threesome. I have only been in f/f/m, or f/f/f. The thought of being with two guys at once is a total turnoff to me. Being in an orgy is also a turnoff. Threesomes are about the extent I will go.

There really needs to be less m/m/f threesomes in porn. I'm a female, and I don't find watching another woman get pounded by two guys at all attractive or sexy. Just the vision of two guys possibly touching uglies while banging a woman...yeah, No, not on my list of things to watch. I'd much rather watch two hot women working on one man, or three hot women working on each other.

Hell if they want to keep the two guys scenario then at least make it a voyeur type porno. Have one guy doing the girl while the other guy watches. That's always hot; having your man/woman do you while another guy/girl watches. That would just make the scene more hot than if you would have the two guys doing the girl at the same time.

[Fresno]

two men one one girl is a big turn off, But two men one pussy or one ass is just disgusting and I wish they stop making them.

[anomaly]

two men one one girl is a big turn off, But two men one pussy or one ass is just disgusting and I wish they stop making them.

I agree. I don't understand why someone would think more dicks would make a better scene. :dunno:

[Montrealman]

Ugly chicks.

[Prof Voluptuary]

I was never one for individual sports. I loved team sports. And the last thing I cared about were my stats, but how my team did as a whole.

Especially in American football. It was cool to flatten someone on a block. But it was even cooler pulling a trap or other combinational block with multiple people and multiple deceptions. And I'd love it when my teammate made that key block, or the tailback would make a key cut, right in perfect motion with my block or lead. Or even if the whole line held the defense for the QB, with the tailback and/or fullback adding blocks.

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?

To me, "banging the shit out of a woman" (figuratively, not physically) is best accomplished with more than one man. Tag team or simultaneous, I love the concept. The more pleasure I enjoy with another man, the better, bothers me none. Especially if we're enjoying the same thing, or in this case, the same woman.

I have no problem viewing a penis, seeing it spew its thick load or even dripping on my member as a result if we're in close proximity. I'm not going out of my way for it to happen. But I'd find it no different in person than in porn. It's the experience. Seeing a penis spear a woman, ejaculating, etc... is just as hot as when I do it.

Especially a very large, full-figured woman that can easily take 2-3 male lovers. But that's just me I guess.

[titsrock]

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?
Doubtful Prof. I play both team and individual sports. The feeling of "enjoyment at the success of a teammate" has nothing to do with M/M/F, specifically. M/M/F is all about power over the girl. That kind of power and domination doesn't interest me.

I do agree with you about seeing cocks in porn and ejaculation. It's a necessary requirement. I don't want to be anywhere near another guy's cock when he spews and the thought that some of it might land on me would send me to the shower with a brillo pad.

My idea of an Orgy might be more like what you were talking about. A group of guys and girls all "enjoying shared success." But I don't think I'd want to actually know any of the guys and I certainly wouldn't be gazing at them. I'd merely "know they were there" and I bet I'd get caught up in the "excitement of the crowd"...kind of like the "Lord of Flies" vibe..except with guys banging chicks...:glugglug:

[KRH]

I absolutely hate seeing the guys face.

[Fresno]

When it hurts and you can see it in her face.

[thegod]

i really hate it when the guy is too much into it, with excessive moaning and "oh yes" and "you're so hot"

bloody hate it. they're meant to be professional

[Dr. Ogba]

fanny batter and cum dodging

[delphian]

To be completely honest, any porn with a guy in it is an instant turn off for me. I'm not homophobic, I really just don't find it attractive at all.

The only porn I watch is solo masturbation, usually with toys. Stripping videos are a big turn on also, especially if they are wearing thigh highs and/or teddies/corsets.:thumbsup:

[xX-Joanne-Xx]

Ass licking! ewh

[mister22]

ass to mouth is number one turn off for me.

And also when the camera cuts away from the girl and shows the guy.. :(

[Sara X]

Bad implant scars suck! the ones that are like 5 inches each are the worst!:wtf:

[JustAGuy85]

Anyone seen when Ava Devine has that anal prolapse? Fucking disgusting. THAT's what turns me off in porn.

Also...

-Spitting of any kind
-Long ass close-ups
-A tiny/lame dick fucking an amazing girl
-Horrible editing, especially when it repeats the scene or you can hear the moans and the girls mouth isn't even moving
-Anything anal
-Swallowing/cumming in the mouth period. A lot of you guys like that shit, it's pretty sick to me. I do like seeing facials tho

[Bigoldowls]

To be completely honest, any porn with a guy in it is an instant turn off for me. I'm not homophobic, I really just don't find it attractive at all.

The only porn I watch is solo masturbation, usually with toys. Stripping videos are a big turn on also, especially if they are wearing thigh highs and/or teddies/corsets.:thumbsup:

I'm in agreement with you here. :thumbsup:

[teddream]

Piercings and tatoos, especially when overdone/ too many.

Assfucking

Obvious fake performances

Bad camera work and bad looking actors.

It they don't enjoy it - sceens, where you know they seem to be bored or do other things, like unrelated talk.

[teddream]

Te biggest trun off: Any male/male sex. -Yaak!

I like woman.

[scooter]

My manifesto:

1. Fanny batter
2. Loads on tits
3. cum dodging
4. Over-acting: oooh baby, fuck that pussy, oooh yeah oooh yeah (repeat ad nauseum)
5. Constantly staring at the camera even if it isn't a POV (are you listening, Eve Lawrence? Your scenes will be infinitely hotter if you just let US do the watching instead of you watching us.)
6. Slapping the girl
7. Trying to look so horny and nasty that you end up looking angry.
8. Avoiding smiles or laughter of any kind
9. Fat ugly guys like Ron Jeremy getting disproportionately hot babes to suck him off.

[saskabush2004]

I'm pretty easygoing, though I draw the line at a few things:

Since I'm not gay, guy-guy sex of course is not my thing, so no bisexual films. I even get antsy with DP scenes.
Any sexual activity that is preceded by the words "golden", "yellow", "brown" or "red". I'm generally only interested in seeing things going INTO the body.
Excessive piercings and tattoos can be a turn-off especially if they render the woman unattractive. I can also be turned off a scene if the guy has same on his dick. I'll never forget the guy who often appeared in Rocki Roads videos who had his glans tattooed. Yeech!
Actresses who clearly don't want to be doing the scene, or are otherwise stoned or drunk (in reality, not acting).
Bukkake doesn't do anything for me.
And while I confess there is the occasional "big woman" I find really hot (usually because her face compensates for any extra baggage), I do tend to draw the line at about 250 lbs...

[Bigoldowls]

One word: Rocco. :mad::mad:

[rmagedon]

I was never one for individual sports. I loved team sports. And the last thing I cared about were my stats, but how my team did as a whole.

Especially in American football. It was cool to flatten someone on a block. But it was even cooler pulling a trap or other combinational block with multiple people and multiple deceptions. And I'd love it when my teammate made that key block, or the tailback would make a key cut, right in perfect motion with my block or lead. Or even if the whole line held the defense for the QB, with the tailback and/or fullback adding blocks.

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?

To me, "banging the shit out of a woman" (figuratively, not physically) is best accomplished with more than one man. Tag team or simultaneous, I love the concept. The more pleasure I enjoy with another man, the better, bothers me none. Especially if we're enjoying the same thing, or in this case, the same woman.

I have no problem viewing a penis, seeing it spew its thick load or even dripping on my member as a result if we're in close proximity. I'm not going out of my way for it to happen. But I'd find it no different in person than in porn. It's the experience. Seeing a penis spear a woman, ejaculating, etc... is just as hot as when I do it.

Especially a very large, full-figured woman that can easily take 2-3 male lovers. But that's just me I guess.

There's just so much wrong with this post.

Can I be the 1st to say...WHAT-IN-THE-FUCK-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT?!?

Second, are you a dude or a chick? I thought one way at the beginning of ur post, but somewhere in the middle...u just fucking lost me.

Third, can you include a "CliffsNotes" to your posts in the future? Thanks.

[Tballlz63]

WOW... ok... the whole team sport thing... anyway back on point i'm not a fan of bukkake that shit makes me wanna gag everytime i see it. now i can watch a gang bang scene (its not something i look to rent or download) but i can watch it, but when it comes to the money shots... GAG:throwup: watching porn should not have that effect on you.

[Prof Voluptuary]

There's just so much wrong with this post. Most people find countless faults in my posts.

Can I be the 1st to say... WHAT-IN-THE-FUCK-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT?!? Nope, because several people say such regularly about my posts.

Second, are you a dude or a chick? I thought one way at the beginning of ur post, but somewhere in the middle...u just fucking lost me. I'm a dude (male), with a wife (female).

I have only 1 woman I need, that's my wife.
But if she needs more than myself to satisfy her, I'm game.
So far, she only wants me, which I also enjoy.
I find monogamy an aphrodisiac.

But should that ever change, I can deal with it.
But I have no interest in reciprocating (I just like focusing on one woman).

Third, can you include a "CliffsNotes" to your posts in the future? Thanks. It's difficult to get the point across sometimes without going into detail. Especially when I find myself trying to head off assumptions of others. I'll often post something, and people will read it a different way, based on what most other people say or think.

Not much I can do about that except keep posting in the hope people see my deeper points that are not very common.

[yaheem]

I dont like dudes in my porn, sorry but i prefer not to see dick.

[Fresno]

Ass to mouth. an automatic turnoff.

[Doc Scurlock]

Too many guys in it.
Any and all porno music.

[sugarnips]

When two girls spit cum from one of their mouths into the others mouth. That is nasty!


SugarNips
www.girlnextdoormag.com

[scooter]

Pierced nipples and pierced pussies. Ruins a perfectly good physique.

[Exocet]

Huge, zeppelin-like fake tits with scars around the nipples

Girls so skinny that you can see all their bones

[lalique]

two guys (or more :), that's killing me instantly
close ups on anus, like the camera is going to fall inside de black hole ;)

and before, fisfucking, but i'm kind now of liking that (http://www.alleenhoeren.com/galerien.html)

:rolleyes:

[gunslingingbird]

Bukakke

[Exocet]

A really hairy pussy.

Like, long enough to form dreadlocks...

[Facetious]

Those 'lil red "shaving pimples" around the usual areas.
Go lighter on the blade pressure, next time, will ya hun ? :rolleyes:
Give me some of that baby powder to slap on your ass ! :yesyes: So there's a silver lining after all ! :D



Also, Anything remotely close to having anything to do with public toilets !

Stop It !!

[Kippenberger]

Two guys double teaming a girl.
Huge black cocks.
Buttugly chicks.
Pregnant women.
Trannys
etc.

When two girls spit cum from one of their mouths into the others mouth. That is nasty!

C'mon dude, that's hot!

[ChocYorkie]

My manifesto:

1. Fanny batter
2. Loads on tits
3. cum dodging
4. Over-acting: oooh baby, fuck that pussy, oooh yeah oooh yeah (repeat ad nauseum)
5. Constantly staring at the camera even if it isn't a POV (are you listening, Eve Lawrence? Your scenes will be infinitely hotter if you just let US do the watching instead of you watching us.)
6. Slapping the girl
7. Trying to look so horny and nasty that you end up looking angry.
8. Avoiding smiles or laughter of any kind
9. Fat ugly guys like Ron Jeremy getting disproportionately hot babes to suck him off.

I agree with most of these scooter, especially 4 and 5. Bree Olson is a stunning girl, I just wish that she would cut out that, "Fuck my teen pussy with your big cock" nonsense. Fake writhing about and moaning is an annoyance as well.

Girls staring, gazing and pouting at the camera whilst being fucked annoys me as well. I think that this may be due to bad directing.

[Facetious]

Trannys etc.

What possibly could, say . . . my M - 21 (Muncie 21)
4 speed tranny (http://www.germanmotorworks.com/catalog/images/Transmission.JPG) have anything to do with turn off sex ? :confused: :tongue:

[squallumz]

im not into girls sucking on guys fingers. just doesnt do it for me.

[Facetious]

I've become somewhat ill with all this girl on girl shit. If I see, throughout a gallery that a model isn't "at least" bi, why would I ever subscribe to and or support her ?

Seems like 90+ % of the girls out of Hungary / Czech Rep are same sex exclusively. Think about this on a grand scheme of things - There's less available attractive women in the world due to this social architecture / engineering scheme:thefinger :dunno:

The prominence of same sex exclusive females today is a learned discipline, there's no doubt in my mind. It's a disproportional representation of what would be the norm, say, if nature were to take it's course.

I wonder how many divorces take place on account of one's wife ditching her good man hubby for another woman ? A Lot, I'm sure.
Go through your first real argument in your marriage and it's over bro !
Your ex is divin' at her girlfriend's (literally) place. It's a fashionable and easy way out of what was previously known as a commitment (marriage)! There will be no next generation in the western culture, I'm certain. So no, I'm not fascinated by what's going on today.

The infiltrated commys did it to us !:hammer::ak47:

[Joaqo]

when some actor splashes like a gallon of cum in a beautiful girl's face. at least to name one.

[GONQ]

For me, it's camera awareness...whether it be for film or pics.

[thegod]

im not into girls sucking on guys fingers. just doesnt do it for me.


ditto, in real life it does nothing for me either

[titsrock]

I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....

[britlover]

I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....

Here here, I so agree. ONe way or another, I guess I don't give to shits and a McFuck (that you Bill Maher) about the dudes and the cock size, but many of us (c'mon guys admit it) aren't 9' 1/2 cut with feminane, new age shaving habbits, and I strangely wonder if an entire generation of slightly ignorant younger women, with more exposure to porn now 'n days through technology, might be seeing that and thinking that most guys are blessed like that, when in fact many of us are not. And that is fine.

I agree, a return to normal enough lookin' guys in the industry (like Randy West, Ed Powers and some of the comedic guys of the golden pre-internet '90s).

At the same time indeed: Ron Jeremy need's to get the Hell out of the business. He is a novelty. Even his b-movie work I've seen him in as a huge genre collector he usually ruins. He's voice just grates on me. I hate seeing him fuck much younger and hotter women then he would normally get with his overrated cock. His two year old Bang Bus episode with him fucking that super hot, petite chick was ruined cause of him and the usual talking from his supposed nephew (?) Dirty Danchez talking. Also the Bang Bus.com guys have a lot of smolderin' hot chicks but fuck if the talking from the constant interview, as if it's never over, get's so old. Shut up already and let them do the fucking!

Porn stars who were still smoldering hot in my eyes and left the business, I feel far too earily (though she was Rape and understandably very distrought I hated seeing Sharon Mitchell go as she approched MILF-age in the '90s. Damn I love her hard to find stuff). Also stars retiring-and-returning-retiring-and-returning through out they're career. Many stars have done this. Hey sweetie, if ya know you don't have enough cash to live comfortably on for the rest of your life, then don't retire originally in the first place.

Assholes being too hard on women; Throat gagging now (honestly: who the fuck get's off on treating women like shit, save for Misogynists?), and power fucking the side of the throat is PAINFULLY unsexy. I can't imagine women doing this aside from getting a check for it ...

[hedonis]

Two guys double teaming a girl.
Huge black cocks.
Buttugly chicks.
Pregnant women.
Trannys
etc.

[There was a quote here about cum-swapping]

C'mon dude, that's hot!

"etc"...... That's kind of cheating in this thread, isn't it? :hatsoff:

im not into girls sucking on guys fingers. just doesnt do it for me.

I love this when it happens to me, but yeah, watching some guy get his fingers sucked in a porn movie doesn't really do it...


I'm getting tired of the trend of sameness in the dudes...every dude in porn appears to be tattood, bald, ripped, with a 10" dick.

I don't care about dudes in porn...but at the same time...let's have some variety in the male talent...and a return to "normal size" (5"-7") dicks....

Let's just have a return to guys who like having sex with women who don't try to kill them or damage them. Guys who may actually LIKE women. Guys who aren't mentally deficient asshats.

And lately, something that turns me off instantly- Krystal Steal! :eek: Go to the Freeones home page and check out that link with her. She's getting ever more plastic as time goes on, and her neck looks like, a foot long. Ugh...

H

[britlover]

And lately, something that turns me off instantly- Krystal Steal! :eek: Go to the Freeones home page and check out that link with her. She's getting ever more plastic as time goes on, and her neck looks like, a foot long. Ugh...

H

Great one. Yeah, many of the overly shoved down our throats quote-unquote super hot "box cover" art girls who are 80% plastic just don't turn me on. Fake tits once, if small enough, are forgiveable, but that is enough. Krystal look's skank-tastic. Such a shame, too much going under the knife ...

[laxe]

http://galleries.allinternal.com/eliza/03/m1/253676/2/9/n/index.html

turn off. but i'll fuck

[laxe]

too much cum
drinking cum in glasses
guys who think thier the shit
fisting
hairy
gay camera man
tatoos
bad anal sex

one thing that no one has mentioned:

HUGGING

i mean , ur in porn not fuckun ur wife.
especially when he hugs her and u cant see no cleavege.

also kissing.

[Lil_Miss_Chicky]

instant hate on fisting, hairy and gaping ass holes!! eeeekkk!!

[doomfury]

The minute a dildo appears in a lesbian/sapphic scene it gets turned off or fast forwarded. Either eat the pussy or dont but most lesbian scenes begin with a little tongue flicking, a tiny amount of pussy eating then the dildo appears which to me is just mutual masturbation. No thanks.

[badgerppp]

A mans face, ugly women, old women, too many cocks.

[Evil Hobo]

A man fucking the bitch etc...
I'm a straight guy, and as soon as I see naked guys on my porn screen, I get turned off. I much prefer bitch solos.

Also an ugly face - this turns me off more than small titties, bad butt and other body imperfections.